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<center><h2><u>THE AMAZING CHOICE ADVENTURE!</h2></u></center>
<center><h6>loosely based on THE AMAZING YES-NO ADVENTURE!</h6></center><p>
This is a choose-your-own-adventure story (stories?). Just read the first question, pick an option, and go to the link. Repeat the process until you get to a link with no more options. There are a total of 129 endings.<p><center>[[Credits|credits]]</center><p><p>
Would you like to start out with skills or gold?<p>
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<u>THE AMAZING CHOICE ADVENTURE!</u><br>
by Mollycule (2012)<br>
Written by an eighth grader.<br>
IFID: Unknown<br>
TUID: umggwotdti9twam1<p>
Font is <b>Comic Neue</b>. Thank you Craig Rozynski and Google Fonts!<p>
Ported to TWINE by John C. Knudsen (2020) using Twine 2.37 and Chapbook 1.0<p>
<i>The original CYOA/Gamebook was published in PDF format, and I thought the game mechanic was interesting, so I decided to port it to TWINE to enhance playability. The present gamebook is the result. You can contact
me at the following email address:</i> knudsenjohnc@hotmail.com<br>
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Are you happy?<p>
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Would you like to be a thief or a noble?<p>
<center>[[Thief|6]] [[Noble|7]]</center>
One day, a rampaging monster enters your small village. Do you try to drive it out?<p>
<center>[[Yes|8]] [[No|9]]</center>Do you leave home?<p>
<center>[[Yes|10]] [[No|11]]</center>Where do you “work”?<p>
<center>[[I travel|12]] [[North|13]] [[South|14]]</center>Are you restless?<p>
<center>[[Yes|15]] [[No|16]]</center>What weapon do you use?<p>
<center>[[Plow|17]] [[Shovel|18]] [[Butter knife|19]] [[Rusty sword|20]] [[Poisonous spiked gloves|21]]</center>You and your town are decimated.<p>
GAME OVERWhere do you go?<p>
<center>[[North|22]] [[South|23]]</center>Where are you going now?<p>
<center>[[North|24]] [[South|25]]</center>Do you “work” in Oscher or on the roads?<p>
<center>[[Oscher|26]] [[Roads|27]] [[Both|28]]</center>Do you trade with the sailors?<p>
<center>[[Yes|29]] [[No|30]]</center>You ask your father about quests. He tells you to practice fighting first. Do you?<p>
<center>[[Yes|31]] [[No|32]]</center>Your father tells you to get married. Do you?<p>
<center>[[Yes|33]] [[No|34]]</center>The monster decides you are amusing and brings you home as a pet. Do you try to escape?<p>
<center>[[Yes|35]] [[No|36]]</center>It's so embarrassing you want to dig a hole to the center of the earth and jump in. Remember, your weapon was a shovel. . .<p>
GAME OVERYou throw the knife in its single eye and it dies. Do you leave to seek adventure?<p>
<center>[[Yes|37]] [[No|38]]</center>Its scales are as hard as stone. You run away. Which way do you run?<p>
<center>[[North|39]] [[South|40]]</center>
You put them on inside out. They stab you with their poisoned spikes.<p>
GAME OVERYou arrive at Oscher. What do you do?<p>
<center>[[Apply for the army.|41]] [[Go see a friend.|42]] [[Work in the mines.|43]]</center>You die in a flash flood.<p>
GAME OVERSeeking adventure, you decide to become a rip-roarin’ cowboy, full of high spirits and rugged individualism. The cowboy life is the life for you!<p>
GAME OVERTo Oscher?<p>
<center>[[Yes|44]] [[Yes, the mines|45]] [[No, the roads|46]]</center>Do you have friends there?<p>
<center>[[Yes|47]] [[No|48]]</center>What part of the city do you “work” in?<p>
<center>[[Mines|49]] [[Army|50]] [[Streets|51]]</center>You find a beautiful damsel. What do you do with her?<p>
<center>[[Marry her.|52]] [[Kill her.|53]] [[Enslave her.|54]] [[Set her free.|55]]</center>Police find you counting your hoard. You are hanged.<p>
GAME OVERWhen you try to honestly trade with them, they chain you to the ship's oars and order you to row. Do you?<p>
<center>[[Yes|56]] [[No|57]]</center>Do you steal from the farmers?<p>
<center>[[Yes|58]] [[No|59]]</center>You become the best fighter in the country. Do you go on a quest?<p>
<center>[[Yes|60]] [[No, I languish and eat grapes.|61]] [[No, I practice more.|62]]</center>A quest comes up to you, says, “Hi!”, and leaves you to wander in bewilderment for many days.<p>
GAME OVERYou live happily ever after.<p>
GAME OVERHe disowns you. Do you stay or leave?<p>
<center>[[Stay|63]] [[Leave to north|64]] [[Leave to south|65]]</center>Do you try to defeat it or sneak away?<p>
<center>[[Defeat it.|66]] [[Sneak away.|67]]</center>You're literally worked to the bone. And die.<p>
GAME OVERDo you go north or south?<p>
<center>[[North|68]] [[South|69]]</center>Do you marry and settle down?<p>
<center>[[Yes|70]] [[No|71]]</center>You arrive at Oscher. Do you apply for the army?<p>
<center>[[Yes|72]] [[No|73]]</center>Do you enter the city?<p>
<center>[[Yes|74]] [[No|75]]</center>You work hard and become one of the king's favorites. He offers you his daughter's hand in marriage. What do you say?<p>
<center>[[“No, of course not, I'm a girl!”|76]] [[“No thank you, Your Majesty.”|77]]<br>[[“Of course, your Majesty, I'd be delighted!”|78]]</center>Your “friend” slits your throat and steals your money.<p>
GAME OVEROne day, you make a HUGE mistake. Whom do you blame?<p>
<center>[[Myself|79]] [[My partner|80]] [[“I plead the Fifth!”|81]]</center>You meet your true love, but he/she hates your profession. Do you give it up for him/her?<p>
<center>[[Yes|82]] [[No|83]]</center>The mines aren't good for pocket-picking. Do you get an honest job instead?<p>
<center>[[Yes|84]] [[No|85]]</center>You retire and live happily in your gluttony.<p>
GAME OVERYou work together and amass a great amount of money. Do you stay or leave?<p>
<center>[[Stay|86]] [[Leave|87]]</center>You become a beggar instead. What is your begging style?<p>
<center>[[Pitiful|88]] [[Threatening|89]] [[Depends on the giver.|90]]</center>On a meager but steady income, you save a large amount of money. What do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Nothing.|91]] [[A racing chariot.|92]] [[A mansion.|93]]<br>
[[A library card.|94]] [[A restaurant.|95]] [[A duchy.|96]]</center>Despite your secrecy, you are discovered and brought before a pool of alligators. Then you are pushed.<p>
GAME OVERYou amass a large gang and even pioneer the practice of launching victims in catapults. Do you betray your loyal followers to live in the height of luxury?<p>
<center>[[Yes|97]] [[No|98]]</center>Your band of loyal outlaws deserts you and you starve to death.<p>
GAME OVERYou get some gold but are haunted all your life and eventually die of guilt.<p>
GAME OVERShe is your slave alone and is devoted to you, as far as a slave can be. Do you try to get more slaves?<p>
<center>[[Yes|99]] [[No|100]]</center>She gives you some gold in gratitude and promises to come back with a duchy if you don’t follow her. Do you follow her?<p>
<center>[[Yes|101]] [[No|102]]</center>You drown in a storm.<p>
GAME OVERYou are hung in a cage far above the ground without any nourishment.<p>
GAME OVERWhat do you steal?<p>
<center>[[Food|103]] [[A pig.|104]] [[A chicken.|105]]<br>
[[Gold|106]] [[A child.|107]] [[The farmer.|108]]</center>You fall down a bottomless pit.<p>
GAME OVERYour enemy is from a different country.<p>
GAME OVERYou live in comfort all your short life, but die of obesity. It's not pretty.<p>
GAME OVERYou are the best fighter in the world. Do you go on a quest?<p>
<center>[[Yes|109]] [[No|110]]</center>You are forced to work in the scullery. Do you seek revenge on your father?<p>
<center>[[Yes|111]] [[No|112]]</center>You arrive at Oscher. Do you join the army?<p>
<center>[[Yes|113]] [[No|114]]</center>You arrive at a fork in the road. Which way do you go?<p>
<center>[[Right|115]] [[Left|116]]</center>Which weapon do you use?<p>
<center>[[Kitchen knife.|117]] [[Poison from the black market.|118]] [[Giant bouncy ball.|119]]</center>Which route do you use?<p>
<center>[[Over the wall.|120]] [[Under the ground.|121]]<br>
[[Through the drainage system.|122]]</center>You arrive at Oscher. Do you apply for the army?<p>
<center>[[Yes|123]] [[No|124]]</center>Do you go to the ports to become a sailor?<p>
<center>[[Yes|125]] [[No|126]]</center>You live happily ever after. Why, you ask? How should I know? I'm only the omniscient, not to mention omnipotent, Creator!<p>
GAME OVERYou die of cancer.<p>
GAME OVERYou become a bait (lowest class) and die on your first mission, as baits often do.<p>
GAME OVERDo you work in the mines?<p>
<center>[[Yes|127]] [[No|128]]</center>Do you become a tavern owner?<p>
<center>[[Yes|129]] [[No|130]]</center>Do you become a farmer?<p>
<center>[[Yes|131]] [[No|132]]</center>He sees his mistake and instead gives you one million gold. What do you buy?<p>
<center>[[A kingdom.|133]] [[A mansion.|134]] [[The Library of the Monarch.|135]]<br>[[A zoo.|136]] [[Many slaves.|137]]</center>You are executed for insolence. In a guillotine.<p>
GAME OVERYou inherit the kingdom and live happily ever after.<p>
GAME OVERYou are demoted to a cook. Do you try your best to fulfill your duties?<p><center>[[Yes|138]] [[No|139]]</center>Your lungs are stuffed with coal dust as punishment for lying.<p>
GAME OVERYou live in a monarchy without a Bill of Rights. The punishment for referring to democracy in any non-negative way is being burned alive.<p>
GAME OVERYou marry and live a long, perfect life. And get lots of money, of course.<p>
GAME OVERYou die of regret, despite being very rich.<p>
GAME OVERIt turns out you have all the required qualifications for a CEO. You live happily all your life.<p>
GAME OVERYou die penniless.<p>
GAME OVERYour “friends” throw you to the birds (literally, skyscrapers exist by now) and take all your possessions.<p>
GAME OVERYou steal all of the gold from your friends and make your escape. Where do you go?<p>
<center>[[Oscher|140]] [[The southern lands.|141]] [[The swamps.|142]] </center>You amass a small amount of money. What do you do with it?<p>
<center>[[Buy a weapon.|143]] [[Buy a dwelling.|144]] [[Invest it in the bank.|145]]</center>You amass a small amount of money and decide you need a weapon to improve your threatening appearance. Which do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Dagger|146]] [[Staff|147]] [[Butter knife.|148]]</center>You amass a small hoard of money. What do you do with it?<p>
<center>[[Buy a weapon.|149]] [[Buy a dwelling.|150]] [[Buy a slave.|151]]<br>[[Invest it in the bank.|152]]</center>Do you invest it in the bank?<p>
<center>[[Yes, Oscher 1st Credit Union.|153]] [[Yes, Bank of Oscher.|154]] [[No|155]]</center>Do you race with it?<p>
<center>[[Yes|156]] [[No|157]]</center>Do you try to resell the mansion?<p>
<center>[[Yes|158]] [[No|159]]</center>Which library?<p>
<center>[[The King's Kingdom-wide Library.|160]] [[Oscher City Library.|161]]</center>It fails and your angry customers stone you.<p>
GAME OVERDo you manage it?<p>
<center>[[No, my friend does.|162]] [[No, my pet will, after I buy one.|163]] [[Yes|164]]</center>You live a happy, comfortable life and “employ” any attackers as slaves.<p>GAME OVERThe police find you and put you in jail on life sentence.<p>
GAME OVERThe punishment for all crimes in your band of outlaws is now becoming your slave. You also steal slaves instead of setting them free. Do you set up a slave market?<p>
<center>[[Yes|165]] [[No|166]]</center>Your band of outlaws is angry because they want slaves too. They bury you alive.<p>
GAME OVERShe orders some soldiers at her castle to kill any followers. Your head is cut off.<p>
GAME OVERShe comes back with a coupon to give to the king. Do you try it?<p>
<center>[[Yes|167]] [[No|168]]</center>It runs out quickly and, forced to forage for food, you enter the swamp and are eaten by an alligator.<p>
GAME OVERYou start a pig farm but die from the smell.<p>
GAME OVERYou start a chicken farm and live a simple but happy life.<p>
GAME OVERWhat do you buy with it?<p>
<center>[[A weapon.|169]] [[A dwelling.|170]] [[Socks|171]]</center>Do you raise the child as a slave or as your own?<p>
<center>[[Slave|172]] [[My own.|173]]</center>He beats you with the shovel and you die.<p>
GAME OVERYou are electrocuted by Martians.<p>
GAME OVERWhat job do you get instead?<p>
<center>[[Teacher|174]] [[Accountant|175]] [[Merchant|176]] [[Criminal|34]]</center>How do you go about it?<p>
<center>[[Kill him.|177]] [[Severely injure him.|178]] [[Embarrass him.|179]]</center>You live a normal servant's life and eventually die of cancer.<p>
GAME OVERYou are only fit for target practice. But, you know, at least it pays well. . . .<p>
GAME OVERYou are mugged by a gang that is fooled by your rich clothes. When they find that your pockets are empty, they load you into a catapult and launch you into the nearest building. Ow.<p>
GAME OVERYou arrive in the swamps. Some swampeople ambush you. Do you give them everything you have?<p>
<center>[[Yes|180]] [[No|181]]</center>You arrive in the outlying farms. Do you go on or stay?<p>
<center>[[Go on.|182]] [[Stay|183]]</center>There is no kitchen, and you wander through the endless labyrinth of rooms forever. . .<p>
GAME OVERIt dies and you become ruler of its lands and live happily ever after.<p>
GAME OVERYou throw the ball at its head. It turns around and throws it back at you. You die.<p>
GAME OVERIt is covered with VERY thorny roses, and you bleed to death.<p>
GAME OVERA giant mole eats you! Aah!<br><center><i>…okay, on to more serious matters.</i><br></center><br>Would you like to reincarnate?<p>
<center>[[Yes|184]] [[No|189]]</center>You see the light at the end of the tunnel and run towards it! ...but it turns out there’s a mesh there. Oh well, the light was oddly colored anyway.<p>
GAME OVERYou get quite a collection of butter knives and become a hero of legend. You live forever – only in spirit, of course.<p>
GAME OVERYou trip and hit your head on a rock.<p>
GAME OVERThe other sailors use you as cannon fodder.<p>
GAME OVERDo you become a farm hand?<p>
<center>[[Yes|186]] [[No|187]]</center>You fall down a mine shaft and die.<p>
GAME OVERYou turn into a dove and swoop off into the sunset. It turns out the sun is closer than it looks.<p>
GAME OVERYou make a very small amount of money and then choke on it. I know, it doesn’t make any sense, but OH WELL.<p>
GAME OVERHail falls on your head and you die. All hail hail!<p>
GAME OVERYour existence has, sadly, been terminated. We apologize for this mechanical error.<p>
GAME OVERA cow eats you alive and you slowly digest in her four stomachs.<p>
GAME OVERYou rule well and live happily.<p>
GAME OVERThe mansion falls apart and buries you.<p>
GAME OVERYou live happily ever after with your thousands of books.<p>
GAME OVERThe butterflies mob you and carry you into the clouds. Then they collectively die.<p>
GAME OVERThey mutiny and make you their slave.<p>
GAME OVERYou become a world-famous chef and get everything you could ever want.<p> <center>[[Yes|188]] [[No|189]]</center>You are made into hot dogs. They can talk.<p>
GAME OVERYour friends kill you.<p>
GAME OVERYour friends kill you.<p>
GAME OVERThe alligators kill you.<p>
GAME OVERWhat do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Dagger|190]] [[Staff|191]] [[Butter knife.|191]]</center>What do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Grass hut.|193]] [[Adobe house.|194]] [[Shoebox|195]]</center>Which bank?<p>
<center>[[Oscher 1st Credit Union.|153]] [[Bank of Oscher.|154]]</center>You are too threatening and don’t receive any money. This causes you to be bored to death.<p>
GAME OVERSomeone steals it and deals you a deathblow to the head.<p>
GAME OVERPeople give you so much money you are buried under it and die.<p>
GAME OVERWhich do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Dagger|198]] [[Staff|199]] [[Butter knife.|200]]</center>Which do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Grass hut.|201]] [[Adobe house.|202]] [[Shoebox|195]]</center>The slave dealer mistakes you for the slave and you become your slave’s slave.<p>
GAME OVERWhich bank?<p>
<center>[[Oscher 1st Credit Union.|153]] [[Bank of Oscher.|154]]</center>The bank breaks down and you lose all your money.<p>
GAME OVERNo such thing exists. You die.<p>
GAME OVERYou jump off a really high building. As in, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.9 repeating miles high.<p>
GAME OVERWhich track do you race on first?<p>
<center>[[King’s Track.|196]] [[Oscher Track.|197]] [[Nameless Southern City Track.|203]]</center>It falls into disrepair and begins to rust. When you go to check on it, the rust dust fills your lungs. You die.<p>
GAME OVERWhich real estate agency do you use?<p>
<center>[[The Real King’s Real Estate.|204]] [[Oscher Real Estate.|205]]</center>You live happily in the mansion until you die.<p>
GAME OVERDo you go live in the library?<p>
<center>[[Yes|206]] [[No|207]]</center>It explodes while you’re in it and you are instantly killed and shot out the roof and you are zooming in a sea of colorful books... Forever... And ever... And ever...<p>
GAME OVERYour friend governs and you sit and stare until you die. Actually, you keep sitting and staring after that, too.<p>
GAME OVERWhat pet do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Parrot|208]] [[Dog|209]] [[Monster|210]] [[Rock|211]]</center>What are the taxes?<p>
<center>[[0%|212]] [[5%|213]] [[100%|214]]</center>Slave trade can only occur in carefully regulated situations. The epitaph on your tombstone is as follows:<p>
<center><h6>Breaker of Rules sat on a wall.<br>
Breaker of Rules was found out by all.<br>
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men will never put him together again.</h6></center><p>
GAME OVERYou live happily ever after.<p>
GAME OVERYou get the dukedom, marry the random beautiful damsel you found, and live happily ever after.<p>
GAME OVERA huge rock lands on your head. You’re crushed. Tell me, for the sake of future generations - does it hurt?<p>
GAME OVERWhich weapon do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Purple lightsaber - 100 gold.|215]] [[Green lightsaber - 100 gold.|215]]<br>[[Yellow lightsaber - 100 gold.|215]] [[Red lightsaber - 100 gold.|215]]<br>[[Pirpull litsabr - 100 gold.|215]] [[Geen litsabr - 100 gold.|215]]<br>[[Layoe litsabr - 100 gold.|215]] [[Rde litsabr - 100 gold.|215]]</center>Which dwelling do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Grass basket - 100 gold.|216]] [[Grass basket - 100 gold.|217]] [[Grass basket - 100 gold.|218]]</center>What length do you buy?<p>
<center>[[Knee high - 10 gold.|219]] [[Shin high - 5 gold.|220]]<br> [[Ankle high - 3 gold.|221]] [[Toe high - 1 gold.|222]]The child escapes and brings back an army of farmers who pitchfork you to death. Is that even a verb? Well, no matter, as long as you die painfully.<p>
GAME OVERThe Good Fairy comes DOWN to you and brings you up to Fairyland, where you are assigned all Little Bunny Foo-Foo duties. Yay.<p>
GAME OVERThe children drive you insane.<p>
GAME OVERThe endless numbers drive you insane.<p>
GAME OVERThe horrible stock market drives you insane.<p>
GAME OVERYou spend your life plotting and then spend your death lying in a coffin.<p>
GAME OVERYou manage to cut all his limbs off, but they grow back again.<p>
GAME OVERYou succeed, so much so that he dies from humiliation. Your younger brother takes his place on the throne. As the old adage goes, “The king is dead! I can’t wait till this one is dead too!”<p>
GAME OVEREverything you have includes your head. They take it. By itself.<p>
GAME OVERYou must fight. What fighting technique do you use?<p>
<center>[[Run away.|223]] [[Run away screaming.|223]]<br>[[Run away screaming and waving your arms.|185]]</center>...What? What did you say? Oh, go jump in a lake. Splash!<p>
GAME OVERYou fall into an occupied tiger trap.<p>
GAME OVERYou find yourself by a stream. A voice says, “Isn’t that flower pretty?” You try to run away but can’t move. Then you are snapped in half and die.<p>
GAME OVERWhy not? You are endlessly tortured for your discontent.<p>
GAME OVERHave a nice hay!<p>
GAME OVERDo you become an airplane pilot?<p>
<center>[[Yes|224]] [[No|225]]</center>Good for you.<p>
GAME OVERYou turn into a beautiful piano and live happily forever after.<p>
GAME OVERIt breaks.<p>
GAME OVERIt blows away.<p>
GAME OVERIt crumbles into dust.<p>
GAME OVERYou prosper.<p>
<center>[[Yes|188]] [[No|189]]</center>You accidentally stab yourself. Didn’t your mother tell you never to run with daggers?<p>
GAME OVERYou become very famous.<p>
GAME OVERButter is cheese, cheese is butter.<p>
GAME OVERIt burns to ash.<p>
GAME OVERIt melts during a boiling rainstorm.<p>
GAME OVERYou are not the king. You’re put to death.<p>
GAME OVERYour chariot crashes. You die.<p>
GAME OVERYou win.<p>
<center>[[Yes|188]] [[No|189]]</center>It’s a scam. Your throat is slit.<p>
GAME OVERYou live an awful life. That’s odd, because you had just the right mix of everything to get a perfect life. You must be an awful person. Ha ha.<p>
GAME OVERYou live the perfect life! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p>
GAME OVERYou live the worst life possible! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p>
GAME OVERIt governs okay. (Is that right?)<p>
GAME OVERIt governs well.<p>
GAME OVERIt governs very well.<p>
GAME OVERIt governs perfectly.<p>
GAME OVERYou go broke.<p>
GAME OVERYou live a long, happy life.<p>
<center>[[Yes|188]] [[No|227]]</center>Your peasants stone you.<p>
GAME OVERYou hold it backwards and it punctures you.<p>
GAME OVERIt breaks.<p>
GAME OVERIt burns.<p>
GAME OVERIt BOOMS!<p>
GAME OVERThey’re too constraining.<p>
GAME OVERThey’re too sacrilegious.<p>
GAME OVERThey’re too uncomfortable.<p>
GAME OVERThey’re too fictional.<p>
GAME OVERYou’re suddenly dead. Oh no. How tragic.<p>
GAME OVERYou are recognized as their long-lost parakeet and presented with parakeet food and a large number of severed hands.<p>
GAME OVERYou don’t have much business since planes haven’t been invented yet.<p>
GAME OVERWell, <i>you’re</i> a boring person!<p>
<center>[[Author’s note.|226]]</center>Why are you here? How did you get here? Wait. . . the secret door! NO!!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THE SECRET DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! YOU’VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p>
GAME OVERYou live a short, sad life.<p>
<center>[[Yes|225]] [[No|213]]</center>There is no secret door. Listen closely: THERE IS NO SECRET DOOR. Repeat after me: I will never ever EVER open the secret door. Even if I find it, I WILL NOT OPEN IT <u>NO MATTER WHAT!</u> ...Of course, there isn’t one.<p>
<center>[[Open the secret door.|192]]</center>