REM ---- The DUCKSOUP Adventure *.DAT file STARTING_ROOM 7 RESURRECTION ROOM 7 MAXIMUM_SCORE 550 REM -- MAXIMUM ROOMS 65 REM -- MAXIMUM NOUNS 299 REM -- MAXIMUM CREATURES 340 REM -- LAST META-COMMAND 390 REM -- ITEMS BEING CARRIED 0 REM -- ITEMS BEING WORN 0 VERB DUMMY_VERB1 GO ENTER DUMMY_VERB26 FIND SEARCH DUMMY_VERB2 SIT LIE LAY SLEEP DUMMY_VERB27 FEED DUMMY_VERB3 SCOOP DUMP SHOVEL CLEANUP DUMMY_VERB28 STEP WALK RUN DUMMY_VERB4 DRIVE DUMMY_VERB29 TIE WRAP BIND DUMMY_VERB5 STAY DUMMY_VERB30 RAISE LIFT DUMMY_VERB6 SHOW GIVE DUMMY_VERB31 CLIMB DUMMY_VERB7 CATCH DUMMY_VERB32 FOLLOW DUMMY_VERB8 KNOCK RAP DUMMY_VERB33 DIG DUMMY_VERB9 SET LOAD DUMMY_VERB34 PRY TWIST JERK YANK DISLODGE SHAKE TUG DUMMY_VERB10 SAY DUMMY_VERB35 WASH CLEAN SCRUB RUB BRUSH RINSE SCOUR WIPE DUMMY_VERB11 BLOW DUMMY_VERB36 TWO DUMMY_VERB12 TURN DUMMY_VERB13 CHEER SHOUT ENCOURAGE YELL DUMMY_VERB38 UP U DUMMY_VERB14 WATCH OBSERVE DUMMY_VERB39 DOWN D DUMMY_VERB15 POUR EMPTY DUMMY_VERB40 DEBUG DUMMY_VERB16 SWIM DIVE DUMMY_VERB17 FILL DUMMY_VERB18 MIX STIR DUMMY_VERB19 COME DUMMY_VERB20 JUMP DUMMY_VERB21 SPEAK DUMMY_VERB22 G DUMMY_VERB23 SNAP DUMMY_VERB24 TRAIN TEACH DUMMY_VERB25 BREAK CRUSH SMASH END_VERB INTRODUCTION D U C K S O U P Version 3.0 She came into your office on a steamy city morning. A small angel desperately trying to find someone. Her name is Flood, and she wants you to find him. Shes willing to pay you a handsome fee if you bring him back to her. "BURKE FILLS A VOID...WITH HIS SOILED WHITE HAT, THIS LONE RANGER OF THE 1990s ASKS DIFFICULT QUESTIONS WHILE SHINING LIGHT INTO THE DARKEST RECESSES." __San Jose Mercury "The characters and events are as sharply defined as if they were etched in steel. Awesome..Fast paced..A stunner of an ending.. __Seattle Post-Intelligencer This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental. END_INTRODUCTION REM LISTING ROOMS AND ITEMS AND CREATURES IN THEM ROOM 2 ; Office Office WEST 4 ; Kitchen END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 2 ; Office I guess the room measures about 12 by 12, walls painted navajo white. Astroturf for carpeting - dog durable - cheap. The way I like it. An open doorway leads west. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 213 ; FRONT DOOR DOOR FRONT The front door leads to the hallway. LOCATION 2 ; Office UNMOVABLE CLOSABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 213 ; FRONT DOOR You see nothing unusual about the door. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 225 ; CLOTH SOFA SOFA CLOTH A sofa sits against the north wall. LOCATION 2 ; Office UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS SOFA COUCH BED END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 225 ; CLOTH SOFA The sofa is a riot of colors, reds, yellows, blues splashed all over the sofa. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 3 ; Fire escape Fire escape END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 3 ; Fire escape You are on the fire escape. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 205 ; METAL UPSTAIRS UPSTAIRS METAL There are metal stairs leading up to the roof. LOCATION 3 ; Fire escape UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS UPSTAIRS STAIRS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 205 ; METAL UPSTAIRS You see nothing unusual about the stairs. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 246 ; WOOD DOOR DOOR WOOD There is a door here. LOCATION 3 ; Fire escape UNMOVABLE CLOSABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 246 ; WOOD DOOR You see nothing unusual about the door. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 4 ; Kitchen Kitchen EAST 25 ; none END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 4 ; Kitchen An open doorway leads east. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 212 ; KITCHEN DOOR DOOR KITCHEN The kitchen door leads to the fire escape. LOCATION 4 ; Kitchen UNMOVABLE CLOSABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 212 ; KITCHEN DOOR You see nothing unusual about the door. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 293 ; WHITE FRIDGE FRIDGE WHITE There is a fridge here. LOCATION 4 ; Kitchen UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 293 ; WHITE FRIDGE It's a 1947 Coldspot Fridge. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 258 ; THICK STACK OF STEAKS STACK OF STEAKS THICK You see a stack of steaks. LOCATION 293 ; WHITE FRIDGE UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS STACK OF STEAKS STACK STEAKS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 258 ; THICK STACK OF STEAKS I guess the stack of steaks measure about...., aw what the heck, you see a lot of them. END_NOUN_DESCR CREATURE 301 ; BROWN DOG DOG BROWN There is a dog here. LOCATION 4 ; Kitchen WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS DOG PANSY END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 301 ; BROWN DOG Pansy is a Neapolitan mastiff--about 140 pounds of concentrated hatred for all humanity except you. END_CREATURE_DESCR ROOM 5 ; Roof Roof END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 5 ; Roof You are on the roof. The view from here is disgusting. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 207 ; METAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS METAL There are metal stairs leading down to the fire escape. LOCATION 5 ; Roof UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DOWNSTAIRS STAIRS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 207 ; METAL DOWNSTAIRS You see nothing unusual about the stairs. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 208 ; DOG DOGIE-DOO DOGIE-DOO DOG There is dogie-doo here. LOCATION 5 ; Roof UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DOGIE-DOO MESS POOP POO DOO END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 208 ; DOG DOGIE-DOO It's like any other dogie-doo you have ever seen--only bigger. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 6 ; Hallway Hallway LOCKED_DOOR END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 6 ; Hallway You are in a dimly lit hallway. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 203 ; OLD DOORBELL DOORBELL OLD On the right side of the door is a doorbell. LOCATION 6 ; Hallway UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DOORBELL BELL END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 203 ; OLD DOORBELL You see nothing unusal about the doorbell. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 234 ; HALLWAY DOWNSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS HALLWAY There are stairs leading down. LOCATION 6 ; Hallway UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DOWNSTAIRS STAIRS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 234 ; HALLWAY DOWNSTAIRS You see nothing unusual about the stairs. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 235 ; HALLWAY DOOR DOOR HALLWAY There is a door here. LOCATION 6 ; Hallway UNMOVABLE READABLE CLOSABLE LOCKABLE LOCKED NOUN_SYNONYMS DOOR PRINTING PRINT END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 235 ; HALLWAY DOOR The door has printing on it. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 235 ; HALLWAY DOOR BURKE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR END_TEXT ROOM 7 ; Garage Garage NORTH 9 ; Alley END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 7 ; Garage You are in the garage. The garage is actually the first floor of the building, with a sliding door opening into a narrow alley. The best part of it is that you can get to it from inside the building, so you can drive the car into the garage and then just disappear. To the north is the alley. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 200 ; RED CAR CAR RED Your car is parked nearby. LOCATION 7 ; Garage UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS CAR PLYMOUTH END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 200 ; RED CAR The car is a 1970 Plymouth that cost forty thousand dollars. It was supposed to be the ultimate New York City taxicab. It has independant rear suspension so even the Nimitz Freeway doesn't shake it up; a forty-gallon gas tank, fuel injection so it doesn't stumble in traffic, a monster radiator with connecting tubes to cool the oil and transmission fluid so it can't overheat, never-fade disc brakes all around, bulletproof Lexan instead of glass in all the windows, and bumpers that would turn a charging rhino. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 247 ; WOOD UPSTAIRS UPSTAIRS WOOD There are stairs leading up. LOCATION 7 ; Garage UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS UPSTAIRS STAIRS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 247 ; WOOD UPSTAIRS You see nothing unusual about the stairs. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 8 ; Driver's cockpit Driver's cockpit END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 8 ; Driver's cockpit This is where you perform, accompanied by an advanced technology concert sound system. Glove-soft leather is the ultimate touch. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 217 ; RED CAR CAR RED You are sitting confortably in the car seat. LOCATION 8 ; Driver's cockpit UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS CAR AUTO AUTOMOBILE PLYMOUTH COCKPIT END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 217 ; RED CAR It chills you out! END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 251 ; CAR STEREO STEREO CAR There is a car stereo here. LOCATION 8 ; Driver's cockpit UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS STEREO RADIO END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 251 ; CAR STEREO The stereo is in the dashboard of the Plymouth. It has a knob and a dial. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 262 ; PLASTIC KNOB KNOB PLASTIC On the stereo is a knob. LOCATION 8 ; Driver's cockpit UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 262 ; PLASTIC KNOB You see nothing unusual about the plastic knob. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 263 ; PLASTIC DIAL DIAL PLASTIC On the stereo is a dial. LOCATION 8 ; Driver's cockpit UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 263 ; PLASTIC DIAL You see nothing unusual about the plastic dial. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 285 ; CAR GLOVE BOX GLOVE BOX CAR In the dashboard is a glove box. LOCATION 8 ; Driver's cockpit UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS GLOVE BOX GLOVE BOX COMPARTMENT END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 285 ; CAR GLOVE BOX It looks just like a Plymouth glove compartment. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 286 ; METAL TRAP TRAP METAL There is a unloaded trap here. LOCATION 285 ; CAR GLOVE BOX END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 286 ; METAL TRAP All you can tell is the trap is connected to a chain. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 9 ; Alley Alley SOUTH 7 ; Garage END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 9 ; Alley You are in a narrow alley just outside your garage. Off to the east is an open dumpster. To the south is the garage. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 10 ; Cottage Cottage END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 10 ; Cottage You are standing on El Camino Real in front of a little white cottage. The cottage seems out of place sandwiched between two skyscrapers. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 221 ; C COTTAGE COTTAGE C There is a cottage here. LOCATION 10 ; Cottage UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS COTTAGE C END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 221 ; C COTTAGE You notice there is no doorbell. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 233 ; FRONT DOOR DOOR FRONT There is a door here. LOCATION 10 ; Cottage UNMOVABLE LOCKABLE LOCKED END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 233 ; FRONT DOOR You notice there is no doorbell. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 11 ; Vasona Park Vasona Park NORTH 22 ; Aggregate walkway END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 11 ; Vasona Park You are at Vasona Park leaning against a large sign. An aggregate walkway leads to the north. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 222 ; P PARK PARK P There is a park here. LOCATION 11 ; Vasona Park UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS PARK P VASONA END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 222 ; P PARK You see nothing unusual about Vasona Park. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 239 ; LARGE SIGN SIGN LARGE There is a large sign here. LOCATION 11 ; Vasona Park UNMOVABLE READABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 239 ; LARGE SIGN The sign is over the entrance to the duck races. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 239 ; LARGE SIGN ________________________________________________ * * VASONAS' ANNUAL ENVIRONMENTAL DUCK RACE go to creek ----------> ** FUN AND PRIZES ** *________________________________________________* END_TEXT ROOM 12 ; Store Store EAST 14 ; Behind store WEST 17 ; Blue Willow Animal School END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 12 ; Store You are on standing in front of a supermarket twiddling your thumbs contemplating what to do next. Hamilton Avenue continues to the east and west. To the north is the entrance to the store. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 201 ; S STORE STORE S There is a store here. LOCATION 12 ; Store UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS STORE S MARKET SUPERMARKET END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 201 ; S STORE You see nothing unusual about the store. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 288 ; GLASS WINDOW WINDOW GLASS You see printing on the store window. LOCATION 12 ; Store UNMOVABLE READABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS WINDOW PRINTING WRITING END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 288 ; GLASS WINDOW Try reading it. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 288 ; GLASS WINDOW _____________________ * * * Save Time * * faster checkout * * * * MUCKY * *_____________________* END_TEXT ROOM 13 ; Novelty section Novelty section SOUTH 12 ; Store END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 13 ; Novelty section You are in the novelty section of the store. The checkouts are at the other end of the store. The exit to the store is south. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 215 ; ONE CHECKOUT CHECKOUT ONE Checkout two has a short line and checkout three has a long line. LOCATION 13 ; Novelty section UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS CHECKOUT CHECKOUTS SHORT LONG LINE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 215 ; ONE CHECKOUT You see nothing unusual about the checkout. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 226 ; RUBBER DUCK DUCK RUBBER There is a yellow rubber duck here. LOCATION 13 ; Novelty section NOUN_SYNONYMS DUCK DUCKY DUCKS RUBBER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 226 ; RUBBER DUCK It looks just like a yellow rubber duck. END_NOUN_DESCR CREATURE 305 ; LITTLE KID KID LITTLE There is a kid here. LOCATION 13 ; Novelty section MAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS KID BRAT BOY NEPHEW END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 305 ; LITTLE KID I guess he measures about four feet, pencil thin, tangled red hair and a face that would even stop Big Ben. END_CREATURE_DESCR ROOM 14 ; Behind store Behind store WEST 12 ; Store END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 14 ; Behind store You are behind the store. Trucks are lined up at the loading dock waiting for their supplies to be unloaded. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 295 ; METAL DUMPSTER DUMPSTER METAL There is a closed dumpster here. LOCATION 14 ; Behind store UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DUMPSTER LID END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 295 ; METAL DUMPSTER The dumpster lid is closed. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 15 ; Checkout two Checkout two SOUTH 12 ; Store END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 15 ; Checkout two The store clerks are hurrying to get everyone out before the store closes. The exit to the store is south. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 229 ; CHECKOUT CHECKOUT 2 CHECKOUT 2 CHECKOUT You are at checkout two. LOCATION 15 ; Checkout two UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS CHECKOUT 2 TWO END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 229 ; CHECKOUT CHECKOUT 2 You see nothing unusual about checkout 2. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 16 ; Checkout three Checkout three SOUTH 12 ; Store END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 16 ; Checkout three The store clerks are hurrying to get everyone out before the store closes. The exit to the store is south. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 230 ; CHECKOUT CHECKOUT 3 CHECKOUT 3 CHECKOUT You are at checkout three. LOCATION 16 ; Checkout three UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS CHECKOUT 3 THREE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 230 ; CHECKOUT CHECKOUT 3 You see nothing unusual about checkout 3. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 17 ; Blue Willow Animal School Blue Willow Animal School EAST 12 ; Store END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 17 ; Blue Willow Animal School You are in front of an old brick building. The tarnished brassplate on the building reads: BLUE WILLOW ANIMAL SCHOOL TRAINER EXTRAODINARE nedly oaks As you stand here reading the sign you notice some people and animals coming south from the building. It seems each animal is wearing a diamond studded collar and each person has a silver leash. To the east is the store. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 264 ; BRICK BUILDING BUILDING BRICK There is a tall brick building here. LOCATION 17 ; Blue Willow Animal School UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS BUILDING SCHOOL END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 264 ; BRICK BUILDING You see nothing unusual about the brick building. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 18 ; Winchester Blvd. Winchester Blvd. WEST 55 ; Gully END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 18 ; Winchester Blvd. You are on the edge of Winchester Blvd. A gully runs down to the west. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 237 ; OPEN DRAIN DRAIN OPEN You see an open drain. LOCATION 18 ; Winchester Blvd. UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DRAIN SEWER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 237 ; OPEN DRAIN It's open. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 252 ; METAL MANHOLE COVER MANHOLE COVER METAL You see a metal manhole cover here. LOCATION 18 ; Winchester Blvd. UNMOVABLE PUSHABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS MANHOLE COVER COVER MANHOLE METAL END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 252 ; METAL MANHOLE COVER I guess it measures about 3 ft. diamenter and about 2 inches thick. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 19 ; Down the drain Down the drain END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 19 ; Down the drain I guess your about fifty feet down the drain. The only light is coming from above. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 211 ; RUSTED DOOR DOOR RUSTED There is a rusted metal door here. LOCATION 19 ; Down the drain UNMOVABLE CLOSABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 211 ; RUSTED DOOR You see nothing unusual about the rusty door. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 261 ; MUD CLUMP CLUMP MUD There is a dry mud clump of debris here. LOCATION 19 ; Down the drain NOUN_SYNONYMS CLUMP MUD DEBRIS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 261 ; MUD CLUMP With your keen vision you inspect the clump and see a yellow mass inside the debris. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 20 ; Creek Creek WEST 11 ; Vasona Park END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 20 ; Creek The creek comes boiling down from the south and roars to the north. The park is to the west. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 216 ; WATER CREEK CREEK WATER There is a roaring creek here. LOCATION 20 ; Creek UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS CREEK WATER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 216 ; WATER CREEK The creek is about 20 ft. wide and a quarter of a mile to the south it flows into a lake. END_NOUN_DESCR CREATURE 303 ; HUGE CROWD CROWD HUGE You see a crowd of people lined along the creek holding their duckys. LOCATION 20 ; Creek CREATURE_SYNONYMS CROWD PEOPLE END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 303 ; HUGE CROWD The crowd of people are screeaming at you to hurry up. END_CREATURE_DESCR ROOM 21 ; Finish line Finish line END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 21 ; Finish line You are on a wood deck overlooking the finish line. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 204 ; WATER LAKE LAKE WATER There is a lake here. LOCATION 21 ; Finish line UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 204 ; WATER LAKE The lake is surrounded by pine trees. People are are sailing their boats around and around the lake. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 265 ; OBSERVATION DECK DECK OBSERVATION There is a deck here. LOCATION 21 ; Finish line UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DECK OBSERVATION END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 265 ; OBSERVATION DECK This deck was built for the spectators to watch their ducks come in at the finish line. END_NOUN_DESCR CREATURE 310 ; BROWN SQUIRREL SQUIRREL BROWN There are squirrels playing nearby. LOCATION 21 ; Finish line CREATURE_SYNONYMS SQUIRREL SQUIRRELS END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 310 ; BROWN SQUIRREL The squirrels are having a good time. END_CREATURE_DESCR ROOM 22 ; Aggregate walkway Aggregate walkway SOUTH 11 ; Vasona Park END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 22 ; Aggregate walkway You are on walking on a aggregate sidewalk. To the south is where you parked your car. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 266 ; WOOD GATE GATE WOOD There is a wooden gate here. LOCATION 22 ; Aggregate walkway UNMOVABLE CLOSABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 266 ; WOOD GATE It looks just like a wooden gate. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 294 ; OAK TREE TREE OAK There is an oak tree here. LOCATION 22 ; Aggregate walkway UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS TREE OAK END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 294 ; OAK TREE Seven feet up the trunk of the tree is a small hole. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 23 ; Quik chek lane Quik chek lane END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 23 ; Quik chek lane END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 30 ; Nedly's office Nedly's office END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 30 ; Nedly's office You are in Nedly's office. END_ROOM_DESCR CREATURE 311 ; TRAINER NEDLY NEDLY TRAINER Nedly Oaks is behind the table. LOCATION 30 ; Nedly's office MAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS NEDLY TRAINER OAKS END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 311 ; TRAINER NEDLY I guess he measures about six feet, brood shoulders, small hips, wearing a safari hat, kaki shirt and pants. END_CREATURE_DESCR ROOM 31 ; Waiting room Waiting room SOUTH 17 ; Blue Willow Animal School END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 31 ; Waiting room You are in the waiting room. I guess the room measures about 30x30, white walls and black and white checkerboard tile floor. All the people are milling around with their animals. It seems each person is holding a red ticket. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 254 ; CANE CHAIR CHAIR CANE There is a chair here. LOCATION 31 ; Waiting room UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 254 ; CANE CHAIR It looks just like a chair. END_NOUN_DESCR CREATURE 307 ; OLD POPLOLLY POPLOLLY OLD Poplolly is sitting behind his desk. LOCATION 31 ; Waiting room MAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS POPLOLLY MAN CLERK POP END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 307 ; OLD POPLOLLY I guess he measures about five feet, weighs about 80 pounds, white hair and stone grey eyes. PopLolly has been working here as a clerk for the past sixty years and knows everyone in town. END_CREATURE_DESCR ROOM 39 ; BEDROOM BEDROOM GAME_WIN END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 39 ; BEDROOM You go up to the front door and just before you enter you think to yourself, if there is ever one thing in your life you want to do is make Flood forget about that dumb duck. And you know your the one that can do it. You open the front door and go in. Pansy is sitting in the middle of the room with a diamond studded collar around her neck chewing on a stack of steaks. Flood is laying on a duck-shaped bed affectionally cuddling Dumplings. You look around the room in amazement. Ducks everywhere -- a couple of duck-shaped chairs, a duck-shaped bathtub, a duck-shaped table, duck paintings cover the walls and even a couple of duck-shaped clocks. Flood gets out of the bed, grabs a duck from the table and waddles over to you. You let out a low moan, "Uh-Oh." Flood holds the duck out to you and says, "Here Burke, this is for you." You look at the duck and it's head looks like Maddona's. It's wearing a screaming-red bikini and a bright blue sunbonnet. Your eyes pop open as big as saucers and yell out at the top of your lungs, "STAY DOG!!" You and Pansy high-tail it out the front door. Flood goes to the open door and all she sees is ass'es and elbows skedaddling down El Camino Real. She throws her hands on her hips and screams at you, "Well, I never!" Well Burke, there you go again! "Thats all folks!" END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 40 ; By dumpster By dumpster WEST 9 ; Alley END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 40 ; By dumpster You are standing beside the dumpster. To the west is the alley. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 299 ; METAL DUMPSTER DUMPSTER METAL There is an open dumpster here. LOCATION 40 ; By dumpster UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 299 ; METAL DUMPSTER Printed on it is Waste Management. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 41 ; Dumpster (inside) Dumpster (inside) END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 41 ; Dumpster (inside) You are inside the dumpster. You can leave when you get tired of the smell. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 297 ; YUCKY GARBAGE GARBAGE YUCKY There is garbage here. LOCATION 41 ; Dumpster (inside) UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS GARBAGE TRASH JUNK END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 297 ; YUCKY GARBAGE Yucky! END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 45 ; STATE PEN STATE PEN GAME_END END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 45 ; STATE PEN Now you really did it! You tried to smuggle the duck outside without paying. Sure, maybe you did it unintentionally, but you did it. Naughty, naughty. Well Burke, there you go again! The law enforcement not only spanked your hands but sent you to the State Penitentiary for twenty-nine years. Of course this adventure game will be history by the time you get out, even if you get out on good behavior. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 46 ; LONNYBIN LONNYBIN GAME_END END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 46 ; LONNYBIN Well Burke, there you go again! By the time they release you from the loonybin this adventure game will be history. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 47 ; Down the drain Down the drain GAME_END END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 47 ; Down the drain You go in the drain, digging your fingernails in the sides of the drain but to no avail. You fall to the bottom of the drain, breaking every bone in your body. Well Burke, there you go again! By the time they release you from intensive care this adventure game would have gone down the drain anyway. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 48 ; HOSPITAL HOSPITAL GAME_END END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 48 ; HOSPITAL Well Burke, there you go again! By the time they release you from intensive care this adventure game would have gone down the drain anyway. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 50 ; FUNNY FARM FUNNY FARM GAME_END END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 50 ; FUNNY FARM Well Burke, there you go again! By the time they release you from the funny farm this adventure game will be history. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 53 ; Down the drain Down the drain END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 53 ; Down the drain END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 54 ; Down the drain Down the drain LIGHT 1 ; Any light will do END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 54 ; Down the drain END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 55 ; Gully Gully EAST 18 ; Winchester Blvd. END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 55 ; Gully You are down in a deep gully below Winchester Blvd. Printed on a rusty metal door in huge red letters is: DANGER KEEP OUT DRAIN CLEANOUT TRAP END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 243 ; RUSTED DOOR DOOR RUSTED There is a rusted metal door here. LOCATION 55 ; Gully UNMOVABLE CLOSABLE LOCKED NOUN_SYNONYMS DOOR METAL END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 243 ; RUSTED DOOR All you can tell is that the door is old and rusted. END_NOUN_DESCR ROOM 65 ; HOSPITAL HOSPITAL GAME_END END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 65 ; HOSPITAL Well Burke, there you go again! By the time they release you from intensive care this adventure gane would have gone down the tubes anyway. END_ROOM_DESCR REM NOW LIST NOWHERE ITEMS AND CREATURES NOUN 202 ; THE END END THE The end is here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 202 ; THE END All you can tell is the end is connected to the chain. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 206 ; RED POOPER SCOOPER POOPER SCOOPER RED There is a pooper scooper here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS POOPER SCOOPER SCOOP SHOVEL POOPER SCOOPER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 206 ; RED POOPER SCOOPER The pooper scooper is a red plastic scoop shovel. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 209 ; PAPER MEMO MEMO PAPER There is a memo here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere READABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS MEMO APPOINTMENT PAPER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 209 ; PAPER MEMO There is printing on the memo. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 209 ; PAPER MEMO ___________________________ Blue Willow Animal School APPOINTMENT (ANYTIME) ___________________________ END_TEXT NOUN 210 ; SIRLOIN STEAK STEAK SIRLOIN There is a sirloin steak here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS STEAK SIRLOIN MEAT END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 210 ; SIRLOIN STEAK The thick juicy sirloin steak is about one inch thick. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 214 ; PERSONAL NOTE NOTE PERSONAL There is a note here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere READABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS NOTE PRINTING END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 214 ; PERSONAL NOTE There is printing on the note. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 214 ; PERSONAL NOTE Please hurry!! When you find him please contact me at my cottage. Miss Flood _Director of Road Maintenance END_TEXT NOUN 218 ; CAR KEY KEY CAR There is a car key here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS KEY KEYS BEEPER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 218 ; CAR KEY This is a unique key. You can't really see the beeper but you know its embedded inside the key. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 219 ; G GARAGE GARAGE G LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS GARAGE G END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 219 ; G GARAGE You see nothing unusual about the garage. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 220 ; SOONER CARD CARD SOONER There is a sooner card here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere READABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS CARD PRINT PRINTING SOONER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 220 ; SOONER CARD The sooner card has printing on it. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 220 ; SOONER CARD GO S GO P GO C GO G END_TEXT NOUN 224 ; TOY WHISTLE WHISTLE TOY There is a whistle here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS WHISTLE TOY END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 224 ; TOY WHISTLE On the side of the toy whistle is printing. It reads: ACME KEY FINDER END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 228 ; FLUFFY POPCORN POPCORN FLUFFY There is fluffy popcorn here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS POPCORN CORN FLUFFY END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 228 ; FLUFFY POPCORN It looks to be ravaged with mold. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 231 ; GLASS WINDOW WINDOW GLASS You see printing on the store window. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE READABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS WINDOW PRINTING WRITING END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 231 ; GLASS WINDOW Try reading it. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 231 ; GLASS WINDOW ________________________________________ * * DO NOT LEAVE PERSONEL ITEMS IN STORE ALL ITEMS LEFT WILL BE DISCARDED CLOSED FOR REMODELING WILL OPEN ?? *________________________________________* END_TEXT NOUN 232 ; DISGUSTING VIEW VIEW DISGUSTING LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 232 ; DISGUSTING VIEW END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 236 ; STEEL TRAP TRAP STEEL There is a steel trap here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 236 ; STEEL TRAP In the trap is a clump of depris. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 240 ; POPCORN DUCK DUCK POPCORN There is a popcorn duck here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS DUCK YOUR DUCKY DUCKS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 240 ; POPCORN DUCK You see nothing unusual about your masterpiece. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 242 ; OUT OUT UNMOVABLE LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 242 ; OUT END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 244 ; CARAMEL SYRUP SYRUP CARAMEL You see caramel syrup here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS SYRUP CARAMEL END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 244 ; CARAMEL SYRUP It feels sticky. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 245 ; RED TICKET TICKET RED There is a red ticket here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS TICKET NUMBER RED END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 245 ; RED TICKET The ticket has numbers on it. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 248 ; FRONT FRONT LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 248 ; FRONT END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 249 ; GET IN LINE OUT A LINE OUT A LINE GET IN LINE LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 249 ; GET IN LINE OUT A LINE END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 250 ; STICKY GLOB GLOB STICKY There is a glob here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS GLOB SYRUP END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 250 ; STICKY GLOB It looks like any other sticky glob of syrup you have ever seen. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 253 ; TRAINING MANUAL MANUAL TRAINING There is a training book here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere READABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS MANUAL TRAINING TRAIN BOOK END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 253 ; TRAINING MANUAL The manual is on defensive training dogs. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 255 ; METAL BUCKET BUCKET METAL There is a empty bucket here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS BUCKET PAIL END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 255 ; METAL BUCKET Its empty. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 256 ; METAL TRAP TRAP METAL There is a loaded trap here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 256 ; METAL TRAP Its loaded. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 257 ; METAL BUCKET BUCKET METAL There is a bucket of water here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS BUCKET PAIL END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 257 ; METAL BUCKET The bucket is full of water. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 259 ; CLOSED DRAIN DRAIN CLOSED You see a closed drain. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DRAIN SEWER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 259 ; CLOSED DRAIN On the drain is a manhole cover. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 268 ; OLD LOLLYPOP LOLLYPOP OLD LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 268 ; OLD LOLLYPOP END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 269 ; METAL DUMPSTER DUMPSTER METAL There is a open dumpster here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DUMPSTER LID END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 269 ; METAL DUMPSTER END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 270 ; METAL CHAIN CHAIN METAL A chain is hanging down inside the drain. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 270 ; METAL CHAIN All you can tell is the chain is connected to the trap. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 271 ; DIAMOND COLLAR AND LEASH COLLAR AND LEASH DIAMOND There is a collar here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS COLLAR AND LEASH LEASH COLLAR END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 271 ; DIAMOND COLLAR AND LEASH END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 272 ; LANE QUIK CHEK QUIK CHEK LANE There is a quik chek here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS QUIK CHEK QUIK END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 272 ; LANE QUIK CHEK END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 276 ; BIG DUCK DUCK BIG The Biggest Yellow Rubber Duck In The World is here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS DUCK BIG END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 276 ; BIG DUCK The rubber duck is as big as a hot air balloon. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 277 ; SQUIRREL HOLE HOLE SQUIRREL You see a hole in the tree. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 277 ; SQUIRREL HOLE It's about the size of your fist. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 278 ; HOUSE KEY KEY HOUSE Your house key is here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere NOUN_SYNONYMS KEY HOUSE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 278 ; HOUSE KEY You see nothing unusual about your house key. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 280 ; DANGLING CHAIN CHAIN DANGLING A chain is dangling in front of you. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 280 ; DANGLING CHAIN The dangling chain is connected to the steel trap. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 282 ; METAL TRAP TRAP METAL There is a unloaded trap here. (In the trap is a steak.) LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 282 ; METAL TRAP The trap is unloaded with a steak on it. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 287 ; HEAVY LID LID HEAVY LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 287 ; HEAVY LID END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 298 ; METAL TRAP TRAP METAL There is a loaded trap here. (In the trap is a steak.) LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 298 ; METAL TRAP Its loaded and has a steak on it. END_NOUN_DESCR CREATURE 304 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD MISS FLOOD LOVELY Miss Flood is here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS MISS FLOOD FLOOD MISS LADY WOMAN END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 304 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD I guess she measures about five feet total (maybe an inch or so less), white-blonde hair, high forehead, thin nose, wide-set dark eyes, and a kind of thick chunky build you would call "buxom." Shes wearing wide-legged grey wool slacks over medium-heeled black boots, a white turtleneck pullover covered by one of those unstructured ladies' jackets, no hat, no jewelry that you can see, pale lipstick, too much eyeliner, and some rouge that doesn't quite hide the tiny scar just under her right eye. CREATURE 306 RATS BIG There are rats here. LOCATION 19 HOSTILE THING CREATURE_SYNONYMS RAT RODENT END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 308 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD MISS FLOOD LOVELY Miss Flood is here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS MISS FLOOD LADY WOMAN MISS BIKINI FLOOD END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 308 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD Miss Flood is wearing a screaming--red bikini. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 316 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD MISS FLOOD LOVELY Miss Flood is here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS MISS FLOOD LADY WOMAN MISS BIKINI FLOOD END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 316 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD Miss Flood is wearing a screaming -- red bikini. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 317 ; LITTLE KID KID LITTLE The kid is holding end of chain. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere MAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS KID BOY BRAT NEPHEW END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 317 ; LITTLE KID I guess he measures about four feet, pencil thin, tangled red hair and a face that would even stop Big Ben. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 318 ; BIG AUNTIE AUNTIE BIG Auntie is in front of you. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS AUNTIE AUNT WOMAN LADY END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 318 ; BIG AUNTIE I guess she measures about 4x4 and built like a Bradley Tank. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 319 ; BIG AUNTIE AUNTIE BIG Auntie is here. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS AUNTIE AUNT WOMAN LADY END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 319 ; BIG AUNTIE I guess she measures about 4x4 and built like a Bradley Tank. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 323 ; BROWN DOG DOG BROWN Pansy trails along with you. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere GROUPMEMBER WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS DOG PANSY END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 323 ; BROWN DOG Pansy is a Neapolitan mastif--about 140 pounds of concentrated hatred for all humanity except you. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 324 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD MISS FLOOD LOVELY Flood follows along with you. LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere GROUPMEMBER WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS MISS FLOOD LADY WOMAN MISS BIKINI FLOOD END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 324 ; LOVELY MISS FLOOD Miss Flood is wearing a screaming -- red bikini. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 325 ; (You are dragging a long chain behind you.) LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere GROUPMEMBER END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 325 ; The chain leads back into the drain. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 340 ; (Clickty clack--clickty clack.) LOCATION 0 ; Nowhere GROUPMEMBER END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 340 ; END_CREATURE_DESCR