*************************************** ** HOW ** ** T O ** ** SOLVE ** ** SOFTPORN ADVENTURE ** ** ------------------ ** ** ** ** WRITTEN BY: THE ENCHANTOR ** *************************************** ** N, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, E, BUY RUB- ** ** BER(HIT RETURN FOR COLOR,..ECT.) ** ** W, HAIL TAXI, BAR, S, PUSH BUTTON ** ** BELLY BUTTON, E, U, WEAR RUBBER, ** ***FUCK*HOOKER,*GET*CANDY,*DROP*RUB-*** ** BER, N, D, LOOK GARBAGE, LOOK ** ** CORE, GET SEEDS, W, S, W, GET ** ** FLOWERS, N, LOOK WASHBASIN, GET ** ** RING, S, E, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, ** ** E, U, W, LOOK ASHTRAY, GET PASS- ** ** CARD, E, D, W, W, HAIL TAXI, ** ** DISCO, N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, BUY ** ** WINE, GIVE FLOWERS, GIVE RING, ** ** GIVE CANDY, DROP CANDY, E, S, ** ** GIVE WINE, GET KNIFE, E, DROP ** ** WINE, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, N, ** ** MARRY GIRL, S, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, ** ** N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, S, DIAL ** ** 555-0987, N, E, S, HAIL TAXI, ** ***CASINO,*E,*E,*U,*W,*S,*FUCK GIRL,*** ** USE KNIFE, DROP PASSCARD, DROP ** ** KNIFE, N, E, D, LOOK PLANT, ENTER ** ** BUSHES, GET STOOL, GET HAMMER, ** ** DROP SEEDS, EAT MUSHROOM, ** **-----------------------------------** ** NOW YOU ARE SOMEWHERE WITHIN ** ** THE BAR, IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND ** ** THE BARTENDER THEN MOVE AROUND ** ** UNTIL YOU GET TO HIM.!> ** **-----------------------------------** ** BUY WHISKEY, DROP WALLET, W, GIVE ** ** WHISKEY, GET UNIT, E, PUSH BUTTON,** ** BELLYBUTTON, E, TV ON, 6, DROP ** ** UNIT, U, N, USE ROPE, W, BREAK ** ** WINDOW, S, GET PILLS, N, E, DROP ** ** ROPE, D, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, ** ** E, U, GIVE PILLS, DROP PILLS, ** ** DROP HAMMER, PUSH BUTTON, E, DROP ** ** STOOL, CLIMB STOOL, LOOK CABINET, ** ** GET PITCHER, WATER ON, FILL PITCH-** ** ER, W, PUSH BUTTON, D, ENTER ** ** BUSHES, WATER SEEDS, GET APPLE, ** ** EAT MUSHROOM, ** **-----------------------------------** ** FIND THE BARTENDER AGAIN ** **-----------------------------------** ** N, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U, ** ** PUSH BUTTON, U, N, D, GIVE APPLE, ** ***SCREW*GIRL(OR*EVE)****************** **-----------------------------------** ** YOU HAVE NOW SOLVED THE : ** ** SOFTPORN ** ** ADVENTURE ** ***************************************