REM ---- The GAME Adventure *.CMD file COMMAND HIDE PrintMessage 189 ; There's nowhere you can run, nowhere you can hide. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND YES PrintMessage 190 ; You sound rather positive. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND NO PrintMessage 191 ; Don't be so negative! DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE DESK NOT AtLocation 67 ; Player is NOT located at Lecture 2 PrintMessage 186 ; Desks. You know what they look like. Bits of wood DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE THING PrintMessage 187 ; There's nothing really special about them that I d DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SIT DESK IN DESK AtLocation 67 ; Player is located at Lecture 2 PrintMessage 184 ; Nah, that'd be a bad idea. I mean, it's an Enginee DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY ScoreEquals 50 ; Score of game is equal to 50 points? PrintMessage 183 ; Uh, look, in case it escaped your attention, you n WaitForReturn ; Display "Hit RETURN" message EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE FORM Present 311 ; ENROLMENTS SECRETARY is here? IsCarrying 253 ; ENROLMENT FORM is being carried? FlagON 27 ; Flag number 27 is ON? PrintMessage 136 ; You hand the form to the secretary. She gives it a Destroy 253 ; Destroy noun (ENROLMENT FORM) PlusScore 4 ; Add 4 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE FORM Present 311 ; ENROLMENTS SECRETARY is here? IsCarrying 253 ; ENROLMENT FORM is being carried? PrintMessage 178 ; The secretary looks at the form in your hand, look DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK SECRETARY ReDirectTo TELL SECRETARY END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL SECRETARY Present 311 ; ENROLMENTS SECRETARY is here? PrintMessage 182 ; "Go see the Registrar. I'm busy." She returns to h DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE MONEY Present 311 ; ENROLMENTS SECRETARY is here? IsCarrying 231 ; FUNNY MONEY is being carried? IsNoWhere 253 ; ENROLMENT FORM is in Room Zero? FlagON 27 ; Flag number 27 is ON? PrintMessage 137 ; She takes your hard-stolen money, and quickly make Destroy 231 ; Destroy noun (FUNNY MONEY) PlusScore 4 ; Add 4 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE MONEY IsCarrying 231 ; FUNNY MONEY is being carried? PrintMessage 177 ; Your money disappears from view. I don't think you Destroy 231 ; Destroy noun (FUNNY MONEY) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND OPEN CAN IsCarrying 252 ; BEER CAN is being carried? PrintMessage 176 ; You may not have noticed, but the little ring-pull DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE NOTICEBOARD AtLocation 64 ; Player is located at Engineering Building PrintMessage 174 ; The noticeboard is made of sickly yellow varnished DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND READ NOTICEBOARD AtLocation 64 ; Player is located at Engineering Building PrintMessage 175 ; There are a multitude of messages pinned to the bo DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET NOTICEBOARD PrintMessage 168 ; Can't you leave anything alone? Must you have ever DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE DOORS ReDirectTo EXAMINE DOOR END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE FOREST AtLocation 78 ; Player is located at Forest OR AtLocation 79 ; Player is located at Forest PrintMessage 172 ; Unfortunately, you can't see the forest for the tr DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE BUSHES IsNoWhere 214 ; BLUNT MACHETE is in Room Zero? AtLocation 15 ; Player is located at A Garden Path OR AtLocation 24 ; Player is located at A Garden Path OR AtLocation 26 ; Player is located at A Garden Path OR AtLocation 33 ; Player is located at A Garden Path PrintMessage 171 ; The nasty bushes radiate hatred for all things mob DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL LECTURER Present 310 ; ENGINEERING LECTURER is here? PrintMessage 169 ; It would be horribly impolite to talk to the lectu DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK LECTURER Present 310 ; ENGINEERING LECTURER is here? PrintMessage 170 ; Fact number 1: The lecturer has a hearing aid. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET BAR AtLocation 91 ; Player is located at Enrolments PrintMessage 168 ; Can't you leave anything alone? Must you have ever DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FUCK THING PrintMessage 167 ; If you can find an orifice that turns you on, you' DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE LAKE AtLocation 70 ; Player is located at North Lake Shore OR AtLocation 77 ; Player is located at East Lake Shore OR AtLocation 86 ; Player is located at South Lake Shore OR AtLocation 75 ; Player is located at West Lake Shore OR AtLocation 76 ; Player is located at In The Lake PrintMessage 166 ; The La.... uh, duckpond is very murky and not real DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE TREE PrintMessage 164 ; Trees. Now there's an interesting concept. Brown s DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET TREE PrintMessage 165 ; That would be an environmentally destructive act, DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL LECTURER AtLocation 85 ; Player is located at Nature Walk ReDirectTo ATTACK LECTURER END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK LECTURER AtLocation 85 ; Player is located at Nature Walk ReDirectTo ATTACK LECTURER END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK LECTURER AtLocation 85 ; Player is located at Nature Walk PrintMessage 163 ; The feral lecturer looks at you, suddenly decides Destroy 308 ; Destroy noun (FERAL LECTURER) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE BOARD AtLocation 95 ; Player is located at ARTS Lecture Theatre OR AtLocation 47 ; Player is located at Medicine Lecture Theatre OR AtLocation 54 ; Player is located at Medicine Lecture Theatre OR AtLocation 67 ; Player is located at Lecture 2 OR AtLocation 66 ; Player is located at Lecture 1 OR AtLocation 10 ; Player is located at Science Lecture Theatre PrintMessage 162 ; The blackboard is, um, black, I guess. Yeah, that' DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE MIST AtLocation 80 ; Player is located at Back Of College PrintMessage 160 ; The haze to the north is sort of, well, grey; swir DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK ME ReDirectTo DUMMY_VERB23 END_COMMAND COMMAND DIE PrintMessage 159 ; You really are quite a depressing person, you know EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PICK NOSE PrintMessage 158 ; I thought I told you not to do that! It's a disgus DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CLIMB TREE AtLocation 74 ; Player is located at Trees PrintMessage 156 ; I just told you, there's no tree worth climbing. D DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CLIMB PrintMessage 157 ; I really don't know how you expect to do that. Thi DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND READ BAR AtLocation 91 ; Player is located at Enrolments ReDirectTo EXAMINE BAR END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE BAR AtLocation 91 ; Player is located at Enrolments PrintMessage 155 ; The sign is small and made of paper and reads "Hav DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND AGAIN RandomMessage 151 153 ; Print random message between 151 and 153 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL BARTENDER Present 307 ; LARGE BARTENDER is here? PrintMessage 149 ; The bartender's entire repertoire consists mainly DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK BARTENDER Present 307 ; LARGE BARTENDER is here? PrintMessage 150 ; "Buddy, if you wanted to ask questions, you shoul DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK RESEARCHER AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research ReDirectTo TELL RESEARCHER END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL RESEARCHER AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research Present 305 ; PHYSICS RESEARCHER is here? RandomMessage 146 148 ; Print random message between 146 and 148 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL KAREN AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top Present 309 ; BEAUTIFUL NEAREST THINGúTO GOD is here? RandomMessage 141 143 ; Print random message between 141 and 143 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK KAREN ABOUT HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top Present 309 ; BEAUTIFUL NEAREST THINGúTO GOD is here? PrintMessage 144 ; "The halo? Well, it's mine, and it's broken. One DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK KAREN AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top Present 309 ; BEAUTIFUL NEAREST THINGúTO GOD is here? PrintMessage 145 ; "Now, if I were to tell you that, it'd be like ch DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND JUMP AtLocation 122 ; Player is located at Suicide Balcony PrintMessage 140 ; Jumping around when there's only a small railing b EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE PANEL AtLocation 67 ; Player is located at Lecture 2 PrintMessage 133 ; The button is small and white, and seems well used DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove PrintMessage 134 ; The buttons on the Coke machine are large, square, DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET PANEL PrintMessage 135 ; Look, if I let you take the button, then I'd have DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH WALL FlagOFF 13 ; Flag number 13 is OFF? PlusScore 1 ; Add 1 to game score TurnFlagON 13 ; Turn flag number 13 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH WALL AtLocation 92 ; Player is located at Storeroom OR AtLocation 89 ; Player is located at College Basement OR AtLocation 55 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Basement PrintMessage 36 ; Pushing the wall. Now there's a novel idea. Where' GoToRoom 125 ; Go to location 125 -- Room Of Much Dust DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove FlagON 39 ; Flag number 39 is ON? PrintMessage 132 ; Don't be greedy. One free can per game is enough. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove FlagOFF 36 ; Flag number 36 is OFF? PrintMessage 127 ; There's a whole lot of buttons you could push. Her GetNumberInput 0 0 ; input number >= 0 and <= 0 TurnFlagON 40 ; Turn flag number 40 ON NumberEquals 2 ; Input number is equal to 2? PrintMessage 130 ; TurnFlagOFF 40 ; Turn flag number 40 OFF TurnFlagON 36 ; Turn flag number 36 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove FlagOFF 36 ; Flag number 36 is OFF? FlagON 40 ; Flag number 40 is ON? PrintMessage 130 ; TurnFlagOFF 40 ; Turn flag number 40 OFF DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove FlagON 36 ; Flag number 36 is ON? FlagOFF 37 ; Flag number 37 is OFF? PrintMessage 128 ; There's a whole lot of buttons you could push. Her GetNumberInput 0 0 ; input number >= 0 and <= 0 TurnFlagON 40 ; Turn flag number 40 ON NumberEquals 6 ; Input number is equal to 6? PrintMessage 130 ; TurnFlagOFF 40 ; Turn flag number 40 OFF TurnFlagON 37 ; Turn flag number 37 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove FlagON 36 ; Flag number 36 is ON? FlagON 40 ; Flag number 40 is ON? PrintMessage 130 ; TurnFlagOFF 40 ; Turn flag number 40 OFF TurnFlagOFF 36 ; Turn flag number 36 OFF DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove FlagON 37 ; Flag number 37 is ON? PrintMessage 129 ; There's a whole lot of buttons you could push. Her GetNumberInput 0 0 ; input number >= 0 and <= 0 TurnFlagON 40 ; Turn flag number 40 ON NumberEquals 3 ; Input number is equal to 3? PrintMessage 131 ; TurnFlagOFF 40 ; Turn flag number 40 OFF SendToRoom 252 65 ; Put item (BEER CAN) in room 65 (Coke Machine Alcove) PlusScore 1 ; Add 1 to game score TurnFlagON 39 ; Turn flag number 39 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 65 ; Player is located at Coke Machine Alcove FlagON 37 ; Flag number 37 is ON? FlagON 40 ; Flag number 40 is ON? PrintMessage 130 ; TurnFlagOFF 37 ; Turn flag number 37 OFF TurnFlagOFF 36 ; Turn flag number 36 OFF TurnFlagOFF 40 ; Turn flag number 40 OFF DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 67 ; Player is located at Lecture 2 IsOpen 251 ; DESK HATCH is OPEN? PrintMessage 126 ; Nothing much happens. Maybe you didn't do it right DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 67 ; Player is located at Lecture 2 Present 251 ; DESK HATCH is here? IsClosed 251 ; DESK HATCH is CLOSED? IsLocated 206 251 ; INTERESTING BIT is located at DESK HATCH? PrintMessage 123 ; As you push the button, there is a slight hum from Destroy 310 ; Destroy noun (ENGINEERING LECTURER) Destroy 250 ; Destroy noun (EMPTY DESK) Destroy 251 ; Destroy noun (DESK HATCH) PlusScore 3 ; Add 3 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 67 ; Player is located at Lecture 2 FlagOFF 35 ; Flag number 35 is OFF? PrintMessage 124 ; A small sign in the desk lights up: PrintMessage 125 ; PutInCurrentRoom 251 ; Put noun (DESK HATCH) in current room TurnFlagON 35 ; Turn flag number 35 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 67 ; Player is located at Lecture 2 FlagON 35 ; Flag number 35 is ON? PrintMessage 124 ; A small sign in the desk lights up: DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL FlagOFF 8 ; Flag number 8 is OFF? AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research PrintMessage 22 ; As you push the button, the machine changes the pi TurnFlagON 8 ; Turn flag number 8 ON PlusScore 1 ; Add 1 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUSH PANEL AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research PrintMessage 25 ; Pushing the button again won't help. If it's going DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE REGISTRAR IN WATERPISTOL Present 306 ; REGISTERED REGISTRAR is here? IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 118 ; You raise the waterpistol and take careful aim at EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE REGISTRAR Present 306 ; REGISTERED REGISTRAR is here? IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 122 ; (with the waterpistol) PrintMessage 118 ; You raise the waterpistol and take careful aim at EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE WATERPISTOL IN NERD ReDirectTo FIRE NERD IN WATERPISTOL END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE NERD IN WATERPISTOL InRoom 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? AtLocation 19 ; Player is located at Wrecked Club IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 16 ; As you fire, the nerd screams and dives to the gro SendToRoom 303 0 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 0 (Nowhere) TurnFlagON 3 ; Turn flag number 3 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE NERD IN WATERPISTOL InRoom 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? AtLocation 13 ; Player is located at Psychology IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 16 ; As you fire, the nerd screams and dives to the gro SendToRoom 303 0 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 0 (Nowhere) TurnFlagON 5 ; Turn flag number 5 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE NERD IN WATERPISTOL AtLocation 59 ; Player is located at Library Present 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 15 ; You take aim at the nerd with the waterpistol. SwapLocations 204 303 ; Swap locations of nouns (DEAD NERD) and (UGLY NERD) SendToRoom 206 59 ; Put item (INTERESTING BIT) in room 59 (Library) LookAtRoom ; Give verbose description of current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score TurnFlagON 4 ; Turn flag number 4 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE NERD InRoom 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? AtLocation 19 ; Player is located at Wrecked Club IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 122 ; (with the waterpistol) PrintMessage 16 ; As you fire, the nerd screams and dives to the gro SendToRoom 303 0 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 0 (Nowhere) TurnFlagON 3 ; Turn flag number 3 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE NERD InRoom 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? AtLocation 13 ; Player is located at Psychology IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 122 ; (with the waterpistol) PrintMessage 16 ; As you fire, the nerd screams and dives to the gro SendToRoom 303 0 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 0 (Nowhere) TurnFlagON 5 ; Turn flag number 5 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FIRE NERD AtLocation 59 ; Player is located at Library Present 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? IsCarrying 205 ; PLASTIC WATERPISTOL is being carried? PrintMessage 122 ; (with the waterpistol) PrintMessage 15 ; You take aim at the nerd with the waterpistol. SwapLocations 204 303 ; Swap locations of nouns (DEAD NERD) and (UGLY NERD) SendToRoom 206 59 ; Put item (INTERESTING BIT) in room 59 (Library) LookAtRoom ; Give verbose description of current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score TurnFlagON 4 ; Turn flag number 4 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CLIMB AtLocation 9 ; Player is located at Plonk Cellar ReDirectTo UP END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTH AtLocation 80 ; Player is located at Back Of College PrintMessage 104 ; Unfortunately, you have just fallen off the edge o EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top FlagOFF 31 ; Flag number 31 is OFF? PrintMessage 95 ; As you try to take the halo from the floor, The Ne TurnFlagON 31 ; Turn flag number 31 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top Present 309 ; BEAUTIFUL NEAREST THINGúTO GOD is here? PrintMessage 99 ; The Nearest Thing To God looks at you in disgust. EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FILL HALO IN SPAK-FILLA AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top IsCarrying 239 ; TUBE OF SPAK-FILLA is being carried? PrintMessage 94 ; Boy, filling the cracks is going to be one big job Destroy 239 ; Destroy noun (TUBE OF SPAK-FILLA) SwapLocations 234 235 ; Swap locations of nouns (CRACKED HALO) and (SPAK-FILLED HALO) PlusScore 3 ; Add 3 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FILL HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top IsCarrying 239 ; TUBE OF SPAK-FILLA is being carried? PrintMessage 69 ; (with the spak-filla) PrintMessage 94 ; Boy, filling the cracks is going to be one big job Destroy 239 ; Destroy noun (TUBE OF SPAK-FILLA) SwapLocations 234 235 ; Swap locations of nouns (CRACKED HALO) and (SPAK-FILLED HALO) PlusScore 3 ; Add 3 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FILL HALO IN SPAK-FILLA AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top PrintMessage 110 ; You don't have it. If you don't have it, you can't DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND FILL HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top PrintMessage 98 ; I don't suppose you'd like to specify what you wan DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PAINT HALO IN PAINTBRUSH AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top IsCarrying 240 ; TIN OF GOLD PAINT is being carried? IsCarrying 242 ; SMALL PAINTBRUSH is being carried? Present 235 ; SPAK-FILLED HALO is here? PrintMessage 96 ; Using the Acme Super-Wiz Horsehair Reglow Applicat Destroy 240 ; Destroy noun (TIN OF GOLD PAINT) SwapLocations 235 236 ; Swap locations of nouns (SPAK-FILLED HALO) and (GLOWING HALO) PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PAINT HALO IN PAINTBRUSH AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top Present 234 ; CRACKED HALO is here? IsCarrying 240 ; TIN OF GOLD PAINT is being carried? IsCarrying 242 ; SMALL PAINTBRUSH is being carried? PrintMessage 105 ; You brush paint onto the halo, and it promptly see EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PAINT HALO IN PAINTBRUSH AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top NOT IsCarrying 240 ; TIN OF GOLD PAINT is NOT being carried? OR NOT IsCarrying 242 ; SMALL PAINTBRUSH is NOT being carried? PrintMessage 110 ; You don't have it. If you don't have it, you can't DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PAINT HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top Present 234 ; CRACKED HALO is here? IsCarrying 240 ; TIN OF GOLD PAINT is being carried? IsCarrying 242 ; SMALL PAINTBRUSH is being carried? PrintMessage 105 ; You brush paint onto the halo, and it promptly see EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PAINT HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top IsCarrying 240 ; TIN OF GOLD PAINT is being carried? IsCarrying 242 ; SMALL PAINTBRUSH is being carried? Present 235 ; SPAK-FILLED HALO is here? PrintMessage 107 ; (with the paintbrush) PrintMessage 96 ; Using the Acme Super-Wiz Horsehair Reglow Applicat Destroy 240 ; Destroy noun (TIN OF GOLD PAINT) SwapLocations 235 236 ; Swap locations of nouns (SPAK-FILLED HALO) and (GLOWING HALO) PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PAINT HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top PrintMessage 98 ; I don't suppose you'd like to specify what you wan DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND DROP GOLD GLITTER IN HALO ReDirectTo PUT GOLD GLITTER IN HALO END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT GOLD GLITTER IN HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top IsCarrying 241 ; BOX OF GOLD GLITTER is being carried? Present 236 ; GLOWING HALO is here? PrintMessage 97 ; You open the box of Acme "SparkleBack" Resparkle P Destroy 241 ; Destroy noun (BOX OF GOLD GLITTER) Destroy 236 ; Destroy noun (GLOWING HALO) Destroy 309 ; Destroy noun (BEAUTIFUL NEAREST THINGúTO GOD) PlusScore 1 ; Add 1 to game score GetIt 228 ; Get noun 228 -- MASK SNORKEL DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT GOLD GLITTER IN HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top NOT Present 236 ; GLOWING HALO is NOT here? IsCarrying 241 ; BOX OF GOLD GLITTER is being carried? PrintMessage 106 ; Sprinkling glitter onto the halo isn't a good idea EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT GOLD GLITTER IN HALO AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top PrintMessage 110 ; You don't have it. If you don't have it, you can't DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT GOLD GLITTER AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top NOT Present 236 ; GLOWING HALO is NOT here? IsCarrying 241 ; BOX OF GOLD GLITTER is being carried? PrintMessage 106 ; Sprinkling glitter onto the halo isn't a good idea EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT GOLD GLITTER AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top IsCarrying 241 ; BOX OF GOLD GLITTER is being carried? Present 236 ; GLOWING HALO is here? PrintMessage 108 ; (on the halo) PrintMessage 97 ; You open the box of Acme "SparkleBack" Resparkle P Destroy 241 ; Destroy noun (BOX OF GOLD GLITTER) Destroy 236 ; Destroy noun (GLOWING HALO) Destroy 309 ; Destroy noun (BEAUTIFUL NEAREST THINGúTO GOD) PlusScore 1 ; Add 1 to game score GetIt 228 ; Get noun 228 -- MASK SNORKEL DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT GOLD GLITTER AtLocation 123 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Top PrintMessage 98 ; I don't suppose you'd like to specify what you wan DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND WEST AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration IsCarrying 221 ; PORTABLE ARTS-GOD is being carried? PrintMessage 52 ; As you move toward the door, the portable ARTS-god Destroy 221 ; Destroy noun (PORTABLE ARTS-GOD) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND WEST AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration FlagOFF 19 ; Flag number 19 is OFF? PrintMessage 48 ; The large door is closed, and rudely refuses to le DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EAST AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark FlagOFF 19 ; Flag number 19 is OFF? PrintMessage 48 ; The large door is closed, and rudely refuses to le DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND OPEN DOOR IN KEY ReDirectTo UNLOCK DOOR IN KEY END_COMMAND COMMAND UNLOCK DOOR FlagOFF 20 ; Flag number 20 is OFF? IsCarrying 219 ; BRASS KEY is being carried? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PlusScore 3 ; Add 3 to game score TurnFlagON 20 ; Turn flag number 20 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND UNLOCK DOOR IN KEY FlagOFF 18 ; Flag number 18 is OFF? IsCarrying 219 ; BRASS KEY is being carried? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PrintMessage 90 ; You have just unlocked the door, using the key. Te TurnFlagON 18 ; Turn flag number 18 ON UnLockIt 220 ; Unlock noun (LARGE DOOR) UnLockIt 233 ; Unlock noun (LARGE DOOR) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND UNLOCK DOOR FlagOFF 18 ; Flag number 18 is OFF? IsCarrying 219 ; BRASS KEY is being carried? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PrintMessage 109 ; (with the brass key) PrintMessage 90 ; You have just unlocked the door, using the key. Te TurnFlagON 18 ; Turn flag number 18 ON UnLockIt 220 ; Unlock noun (LARGE DOOR) UnLockIt 233 ; Unlock noun (LARGE DOOR) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND OPEN DOOR FlagON 18 ; Flag number 18 is ON? FlagOFF 19 ; Flag number 19 is OFF? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PrintMessage 91 ; Not a problem. The large door is now open. TurnFlagON 19 ; Turn flag number 19 ON OpenIt 220 ; Open noun (LARGE DOOR) OpenIt 233 ; Open noun (LARGE DOOR) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CLOSE DOOR FlagON 19 ; Flag number 19 is ON? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PrintMessage 92 ; For whatever good it does you, the door is now clo TurnFlagOFF 19 ; Turn flag number 19 OFF CloseIt 220 ; Close noun (LARGE DOOR) CloseIt 233 ; Close noun (LARGE DOOR) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND LOCK DOOR IN KEY IsCarrying 219 ; BRASS KEY is being carried? FlagOFF 19 ; Flag number 19 is OFF? FlagON 18 ; Flag number 18 is ON? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PrintMessage 93 ; What a waste of effort! First you unlock it, now y TurnFlagOFF 18 ; Turn flag number 18 OFF LockIt 220 ; Lock noun (LARGE DOOR) LockIt 233 ; Lock noun (LARGE DOOR) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND LOCK DOOR IsCarrying 219 ; BRASS KEY is being carried? FlagOFF 19 ; Flag number 19 is OFF? FlagON 18 ; Flag number 18 is ON? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PrintMessage 109 ; (with the brass key) PrintMessage 93 ; What a waste of effort! First you unlock it, now y TurnFlagOFF 18 ; Turn flag number 18 OFF LockIt 220 ; Lock noun (LARGE DOOR) LockIt 233 ; Lock noun (LARGE DOOR) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND UNLOCK DOOR ReDirectTo LOCK DOOR END_COMMAND COMMAND LOCK DOOR PrintMessage 98 ; I don't suppose you'd like to specify what you wan DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND DOWN AtLocation 76 ; Player is located at In The Lake NOT IsWearing 228 ; MASK SNORKEL is NOT being worn? PrintMessage 89 ; Since this muck is only about neck deep, going dow EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND JUMP LAKE IN LAKE AtLocation 86 ; Player is located at South Lake Shore OR AtLocation 70 ; Player is located at North Lake Shore PrintMessage 88 ; You fly through the air with all the grace of a ca ReDirectTo ENTER END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTH AtLocation 86 ; Player is located at South Lake Shore PrintMessage 87 ; If you really, truly, honestly want to go into the DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SOUTH AtLocation 70 ; Player is located at North Lake Shore PrintMessage 87 ; If you really, truly, honestly want to go into the DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT CARD IN MACHINE AtLocation 29 ; Player is located at Outside The Bank IsCarrying 229 ; MONEY CARD is being carried? PrintMessage 84 ; The card fits easily into the slot, and is sucked GetNumberInput 1 1 ; input number >= 1 and <= 1 TurnFlagON 30 ; Turn flag number 30 ON NumberEquals 3214 ; Input number is equal to 3214? TurnFlagOFF 30 ; Turn flag number 30 OFF PrintMessage 85 ; SwapLocations 229 232 ; Swap locations of nouns (MONEY CARD) and (MANGLED CARD) GetIt 231 ; Get noun 231 -- FUNNY MONEY PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT CARD IN MACHINE FlagON 30 ; Flag number 30 is ON? PrintMessage 86 ; SwapLocations 229 232 ; Swap locations of nouns (MONEY CARD) and (MANGLED CARD) TurnFlagOFF 30 ; Turn flag number 30 OFF DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL REGISTRAR IN FORM ReDirectTo ASK REGISTRAR IN FORM END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK REGISTRAR IN FORM FlagOFF 27 ; Flag number 27 is OFF? AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office PrintMessage 71 ; The Registrar pauses in his scribbling and looks u DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK REGISTRAR IN FORM AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office PrintMessage 79 ; "Enrolment? Well, take the correct form to the En DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK REGISTRAR FlagOFF 27 ; Flag number 27 is OFF? AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office PrintMessage 82 ; "Don't bother me with questions. That's my job. N DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK REGISTRAR AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office PrintMessage 81 ; "I don't know much about the $OBJECT$. Can't help DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL REGISTRAR FlagOFF 27 ; Flag number 27 is OFF? AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office RandomMessage 72 74 ; Print random message between 72 and 74 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL REGISTRAR AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office PrintMessage 80 ; The Registrar a very boring person, even when he's DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE REGISTRAR IN BOTTLE ReDirectTo DUMMY_VERB7 BOTTLE IN REGISTRAR END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE BOTTLE IN REGISTRAR AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office IsCarrying 210 ; GREEN BOTTLE is being carried? PrintMessage 75 ; The Registrar looks at you dully, and then notices Destroy 210 ; Destroy noun (GREEN BOTTLE) PlusScore 3 ; Add 3 to game score TurnFlagON 27 ; Turn flag number 27 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE BOTTLE IN REGISTRAR AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office IsCarrying 212 ; BROWN BOTTLE is being carried? OR IsCarrying 225 ; CLEAR BOTTLE is being carried? PrintMessage 76 ; The Registrar looks at the bottle in your hand, lo DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE BOTTLE IN REGISTRAR AtLocation 14 ; Player is located at Registrar's Office PrintMessage 77 ; You don't have any bottle. (Unless you've been hol DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET ALL AtLocation 9 ; Player is located at Plonk Cellar PrintMessage 68 ; Look, I'm trying to create a mood here. You have j DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET BOTTLE FlagOFF 25 ; Flag number 25 is OFF? AtLocation 9 ; Player is located at Plonk Cellar TurnFlagON 25 ; Turn flag number 25 ON PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score QuitAllCMDs END_COMMAND COMMAND GET BOTTLE AtLocation 9 ; Player is located at Plonk Cellar FlagON 25 ; Flag number 25 is ON? PrintMessage 70 ; I've told you this already, but I'll say it again. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND OPEN DOOR AtLocation 60 ; Player is located at Outside A Toilet ReDirectTo EAST END_COMMAND COMMAND ENTER TOILET AtLocation 60 ; Player is located at Outside A Toilet ReDirectTo EAST END_COMMAND COMMAND GO TOILET IN TOILET AtLocation 60 ; Player is located at Outside A Toilet ReDirectTo EAST END_COMMAND COMMAND PEE CARPET IN CARPET AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research FlagON 1 ; Flag number 1 is ON? PrintMessage 59 ; Aw, geez, look at the mess! I thought I told you n GoToRoom 126 ; Go to location 126 -- Outside The Tower LookAtRoom ; Give verbose description of current room DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PEE CARPET IN CARPET AtLocation 91 ; Player is located at Enrolments OR AtLocation 13 ; Player is located at Psychology OR AtLocation 47 ; Player is located at Medicine Lecture Theatre OR AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research OR AtLocation 23 ; Player is located at Law Building PrintMessage 154 ; That would hardly be polite. Besides, it would sme DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SMASH VOLVO IN TYPEWRITER AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark IsCarrying 202 ; ANCIENT TYPEWRITER is being carried? Present 222 ; WHITE VOLVO is here? PrintMessage 49 ; The windscreen of the Volvo can't take the stress SwapLocations 222 223 ; Swap locations of nouns (WHITE VOLVO) and (SMASHED VOLVO) SendToRoom 202 223 ; Put item (ANCIENT TYPEWRITER) in room 223 (SMASHED VOLVO) PlusScore 4 ; Add 4 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SMASH VOLVO AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark IsCarrying 202 ; ANCIENT TYPEWRITER is being carried? Present 222 ; WHITE VOLVO is here? PrintMessage 114 ; (with the typewriter) PrintMessage 49 ; The windscreen of the Volvo can't take the stress SwapLocations 222 223 ; Swap locations of nouns (WHITE VOLVO) and (SMASHED VOLVO) SendToRoom 202 223 ; Put item (ANCIENT TYPEWRITER) in room 223 (SMASHED VOLVO) PlusScore 4 ; Add 4 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SMASH VOLVO AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark Present 222 ; WHITE VOLVO is here? PrintMessage 50 ; The Volvo is armed with the very latest in anti-th DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SMASH VOLVO AtLocation 69 ; Player is located at Carpark PrintMessage 115 ; Look, haven't you done enough damage to that poor DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagOFF 16 ; Flag number 16 is OFF? IsCarrying 217 ; "POT" PLANT is being carried? TurnCounterON 5 ; Turn counter number 5 ON TurnFlagON 16 ; Turn flag number 16 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE PLANT IN GUARD IsCarrying 217 ; "POT" PLANT is being carried? Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? PrintMessage 45 ; The guard eyes you with obvious distaste. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE GUARD IN LEAVES ReDirectTo DUMMY_VERB7 LEAVES IN GUARD END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE LEAVES IN GUARD IsCarrying 218 ; DRIED LEAVES is being carried? Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? PrintMessage 46 ; The guard's face lights up when he sees the dried Destroy 218 ; Destroy noun (DRIED LEAVES) Destroy 304 ; Destroy noun (TOILET GUARD) PlusScore 5 ; Add 5 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE GUARD Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? PrintMessage 98 ; I don't suppose you'd like to specify what you wan DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ASK GUARD Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? PrintMessage 78 ; "What do I look like, an Encyclopedia? Find sombod DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND TELL GUARD Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? RandomMessage 55 57 ; Print random message between 55 and 57 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK GUARD Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? PrintMessage 139 ; Perhaps I didn't make myself entirely clear. This DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EAST Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? VariableGT 1 2 ; Variable number 1 is equal to 2? PrintMessage 51 ; The guard becomes extremely irate at your repeated EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EAST Present 304 ; TOILET GUARD is here? AtLocation 116 ; Player is located at Rome AddToVariable 1 1 ; Increase variable number 1 by 1 PrintMessage 47 ; The guard makes an obvious I'm-gonna-break-your-ar DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND WEST FlagOFF 14 ; Flag number 14 is OFF? AtLocation 43 ; Player is located at Between Buildings PrintMessage 40 ; You had to go and do it, didn't you? You couldn't TurnFlagON 14 ; Turn flag number 14 ON TurnCounterON 4 ; Turn counter number 4 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagOFF 15 ; Flag number 15 is OFF? CounterGT 4 5 ; Counter number 4 is greater than 5? PrintMessage 41 ; (I was only kidding about the broken nose.) TurnFlagON 15 ; Turn flag number 15 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTHEAST AtLocation 59 ; Player is located at Library IsCarrying 215 ; LIBRARY BOOK is being carried? PrintMessage 34 ; AHOOOGA! AHOOOGA! AHOOOGA! TurnCounterON 3 ; Turn counter number 3 ON TurnFlagON 12 ; Turn flag number 12 ON Destroy 215 ; Destroy noun (LIBRARY BOOK) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTHWEST AtLocation 59 ; Player is located at Library IsCarrying 215 ; LIBRARY BOOK is being carried? PrintMessage 34 ; AHOOOGA! AHOOOGA! AHOOOGA! TurnCounterON 3 ; Turn counter number 3 ON TurnFlagON 12 ; Turn flag number 12 ON Destroy 215 ; Destroy noun (LIBRARY BOOK) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND INVENTORY FlagON 1 ; Flag number 1 is ON? PrintMessage 38 ; You are empty pawed. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SOUTH AtLocation 125 ; Player is located at Room Of Much Dust SendToRoom 216 55 ; Put item (EAST WALL) in room 55 (Ivory Tower, Basement) PrintMessage 37 ; You walk through a dusty, dirty, grimy little tunn END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTHWEST AtLocation 125 ; Player is located at Room Of Much Dust PrintMessage 37 ; You walk through a dusty, dirty, grimy little tunn END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTHEAST AtLocation 125 ; Player is located at Room Of Much Dust PrintMessage 37 ; You walk through a dusty, dirty, grimy little tunn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagON 11 ; Flag number 11 is ON? FlagOFF 1 ; Flag number 1 is OFF? Chance 1 ; 1% of returning TRUE? PrintMessage 33 ; You were once a cat. (I told you I wouldn't let yo END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK BUSHES IN MACHETE ReDirectTo DUMMY_VERB6 BUSHES IN MACHETE END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES IN MACHETE AtLocation 33 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 1 25; Change SOUTH passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES IN MACHETE AtLocation 24 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 3 25; Change WEST passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES IN MACHETE AtLocation 26 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 4 25; Change EAST passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES IN MACHETE AtLocation 15 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 2 25; Change NORTH passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK BUSHES ReDirectTo DUMMY_VERB6 BUSHES END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES AtLocation 33 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 62 ; (with the machete) PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 1 25; Change SOUTH passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES AtLocation 24 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 62 ; (with the machete) PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 3 25; Change WEST passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES AtLocation 26 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 62 ; (with the machete) PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 4 25; Change EAST passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES AtLocation 15 ; Player is located at A Garden Path IsCarrying 211 ; SHARP MACHETE is being carried? PrintMessage 62 ; (with the machete) PrintMessage 30 ; So, you want to tackle the nasty bushes, huh? Good TurnFlagON 9 ; Turn flag number 9 ON ChangePassageway 2 25; Change NORTH passage TO Room number 25 (Shrine) SwapLocations 211 214 ; Swap locations of nouns (SHARP MACHETE) and (BLUNT MACHETE) PutInCurrentRoom 213 ; Put noun (HACKED BUSHES) in current room PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES IsNoWhere 214 ; BLUNT MACHETE is in Room Zero? FlagON 21 ; Flag number 21 is ON? PrintMessage 54 ; I told you the bushes would get mad. Practicing th EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CHOP BUSHES IsNoWhere 214 ; BLUNT MACHETE is in Room Zero? PrintMessage 53 ; The bushes do not take kindly to your attempt to k TurnFlagON 21 ; Turn flag number 21 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET ALL FlagON 1 ; Flag number 1 is ON? ReDirectTo GET END_COMMAND COMMAND GET FlagON 1 ; Flag number 1 is ON? PrintMessage 26 ; You're a cat. You can't do that. Have you ever see DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ENTER MACHINE AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research Present 208 ; PHYSICS MACHINE is here? FlagON 8 ; Flag number 8 is ON? PrintMessage 23 ; The Physics researcher sees that you are actually TurnFlagON 1 ; Turn flag number 1 ON TurnCounterON 2 ; Turn counter number 2 ON Destroy 208 ; Destroy noun (PHYSICS MACHINE) Destroy 209 ; Destroy noun (CONTROL PANEL) Destroy 305 ; Destroy noun (PHYSICS RESEARCHER) SendAllToRoom 96 ; Send everything to room 96 (Lost And Found) PlusScore 2 ; Add 2 to game score TurnFlagON 11 ; Turn flag number 11 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ENTER MACHINE AtLocation 124 ; Player is located at Physics Research Present 208 ; PHYSICS MACHINE is here? PrintMessage 24 ; You walk up to the mirror thing, and attempt to st DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SOUTH AtLocation 121 ; Player is located at Ivory Tower, Floor 6 FlagON 11 ; Flag number 11 is ON? IsLocated 208 124 ; PHYSICS MACHINE is located at Physics Research? PrintMessage 137 ; She takes your hard-stolen money, and quickly make END_COMMAND COMMAND EAST AtLocation 60 ; Player is located at Outside A Toilet FlagOFF 6 ; Flag number 6 is OFF? RandomMessage 17 19 ; Print random message between 17 and 19 TurnFlagON 6 ; Turn flag number 6 ON TurnCounterON 1 ; Turn counter number 1 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EAST AtLocation 60 ; Player is located at Outside A Toilet FlagON 6 ; Flag number 6 is ON? PrintMessage 20 ; The toilet door is locked. I told you that already DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY CounterGT 1 10 ; Counter number 1 is greater than 10? TurnCounterOFF 1 ; Turn counter number 1 OFF TurnFlagOFF 6 ; Turn flag number 6 OFF AtLocation 60 ; Player is located at Outside A Toilet PrintMessage 21 ; There is a sound like a waterfall, only smaller an END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagOFF 4 ; Flag number 4 is OFF? FlagOFF 3 ; Flag number 3 is OFF? AtLocation 28 ; Player is located at Mall VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? SendToRoom 303 19 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 19 (Wrecked Club) END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagOFF 4 ; Flag number 4 is OFF? FlagOFF 5 ; Flag number 5 is OFF? AtLocation 3 ; Player is located at Administration OR AtLocation 24 ; Player is located at A Garden Path VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? SendToRoom 303 13 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 13 (Psychology) END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK NERD InRoom 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? AtLocation 13 ; Player is located at Psychology PrintMessage 32 ; As you move to cause the nerd some pain, he evades SendToRoom 303 0 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 0 (Nowhere) TurnFlagON 5 ; Turn flag number 5 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK NERD InRoom 303 ; UGLY NERD is here? AtLocation 19 ; Player is located at Wrecked Club PrintMessage 32 ; As you move to cause the nerd some pain, he evades SendToRoom 303 0 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 0 (Nowhere) TurnFlagON 3 ; Turn flag number 3 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagOFF 4 ; Flag number 4 is OFF? VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? AtLocation 43 ; Player is located at Between Buildings OR AtLocation 45 ; Player is located at Between Buildings SendToRoom 303 59 ; Put item (UGLY NERD) in room 59 (Library) END_COMMAND COMMAND FUCK PrintMessage 11 ; Yawn. Yawn. Yawn. Save those for your little broth DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ARSEHOLE PrintMessage 12 ; I'll pretend I didn't hear that if you promise not DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND COCKSUCKER PrintMessage 13 ; That shows some small fraction of power of imagina DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND JERK PrintMessage 14 ; Hi, Karen! DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SLIMEBUCKET PrintMessage 60 ; That hurt, Karen. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTH AtLocation 5 ; Player is located at Inside The ARTS Building PrintMessage 7 ; Ha Ha Ha! (I lied about the door to the north.) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND DROP ALL AtLocationGT 100 ; Player is at location greater than Ivory Tower, Floor 5 AtLocationLT 116 ; Player is at location less than Rome PrintMessage 10 ; You drop everthing you are carrying. SendAllToRoom 96 ; Send everything to room 96 (Lost And Found) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND DROP NOUNisCarrying ; $NOUN$ is being carried? AtLocationGT 100 ; Player is at location greater than Ivory Tower, Floor 5 AtLocationLT 116 ; Player is at location less than Rome PrintMessage 8 ; You drop the $NOUN$. SendNOUNToRoom 96 ; Send $NOUN$ to room 96 (Lost And Found) DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE ARCH PrintMessage 6 ; Like all of the arches in this place, the arch is DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND LIST EXITS AtLocationGT 99 ; Player is at location greater than Ivory Tower, Floor 4 AtLocationLT 117 ; Player is at location less than THE Toilet PrintMessage 5 ; If I were to tell you the exits from this room, yo DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY AtLocation 2 ; Player is located at Entrance VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? QuitAllCMDs END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY AtLocation 2 ; Player is located at Entrance PrintMessage 4 ; Look, if I'd wanted you to do anything else here, DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY CAT InRoom 301 ; BLACK CAT is here? PrintMessage 3 ; The cat is black. It looks, in all respects, like DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY InRoom 301 ; BLACK CAT is here? Chance 50 ; 50% of returning TRUE? PrintMessage 2 ; The cat gets up and slinks away into the greenery. SendToRoom 301 0 ; Put item (BLACK CAT) in room 0 (Nowhere) END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY NOT VerbIsDirection ; is NOT trying to leave? NOT InRoom 301 ; BLACK CAT is NOT here? FlagOFF 1 ; Flag number 1 is OFF? FlagOFF 2 ; Flag number 2 is OFF? AtLocation 7 ; Player is located at A Long Garden Path OR AtLocation 16 ; Player is located at A Garden Path Chance 40 ; 40% of returning TRUE? PutInCurrentRoom 301 ; Put noun (BLACK CAT) in current room PrintMessage 1 ; A black cat slinks onto the path. It sits at your TurnFlagON 2 ; Turn flag number 2 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY InRoom 301 ; BLACK CAT is here? VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? PrintMessage 2 ; The cat gets up and slinks away into the greenery. SendToRoom 301 0 ; Put item (BLACK CAT) in room 0 (Nowhere) END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? TurnFlagOFF 2 ; Turn flag number 2 OFF END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTH AtLocation 33 ; Player is located at A Garden Path FlagOFF 9 ; Flag number 9 is OFF? PrintMessage 9 ; Now, I said those bushes were nasty. Let me explai DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EAST AtLocation 24 ; Player is located at A Garden Path FlagOFF 9 ; Flag number 9 is OFF? PrintMessage 9 ; Now, I said those bushes were nasty. Let me explai DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND WEST AtLocation 26 ; Player is located at A Garden Path FlagOFF 9 ; Flag number 9 is OFF? PrintMessage 9 ; Now, I said those bushes were nasty. Let me explai DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND SOUTH AtLocation 15 ; Player is located at A Garden Path FlagOFF 9 ; Flag number 9 is OFF? PrintMessage 9 ; Now, I said those bushes were nasty. Let me explai DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTHEAST AtLocation 16 ; Player is located at A Garden Path FlagOFF 10 ; Flag number 10 is OFF? FlagON 1 ; Flag number 1 is ON? PrintMessage 29 ; Gee, it's surprising what a difference being a cat SendToRoom 211 7 ; Put item (SHARP MACHETE) in room 7 (A Long Garden Path) TurnFlagON 10 ; Turn flag number 10 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY CounterGT 2 20 ; Counter number 2 is greater than 20? PrintMessage 27 ; Suddenly you feel all funny, like lime jelly left TurnCounterOFF 2 ; Turn counter number 2 OFF TurnFlagOFF 1 ; Turn flag number 1 OFF END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE BAR FlagOFF 26 ; Flag number 26 is OFF? AtLocation 8 ; Player is located at Bar SendToRoom 226 8 ; Put item (WOODEN TRAPDOOR) in room 8 (Bar) PlusScore 1 ; Add 1 to game score TurnFlagON 26 ; Turn flag number 26 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK BARTENDER IN BRICK IsCarrying 203 ; RED BRICK is being carried? Present 307 ; LARGE BARTENDER is here? PrintMessage 31 ; You take the brick and hit the bartender, right be SwapLocations 307 227 ; Swap locations of nouns (LARGE BARTENDER) and (UNCONSCIOUS BARTENDER) TurnCounterON 6 ; Turn counter number 6 ON TurnFlagON 22 ; Turn flag number 22 ON PlusScore 3 ; Add 3 to game score DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK BARTENDER Present 307 ; LARGE BARTENDER is here? PrintMessage 138 ; Attacking the bartender like that will get you abs DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND OPEN TRAPDOOR AtLocation 8 ; Player is located at Bar Present 226 ; WOODEN TRAPDOOR is here? FlagOFF 22 ; Flag number 22 is OFF? PrintMessage 61 ; The bartender looks down at you and grunts. He's n DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND OPEN TRAPDOOR FlagOFF 23 ; Flag number 23 is OFF? AtLocation 8 ; Player is located at Bar Present 226 ; WOODEN TRAPDOOR is here? TurnFlagON 23 ; Turn flag number 23 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND DOWN AtLocation 8 ; Player is located at Bar NOT Present 226 ; WOODEN TRAPDOOR is NOT here? PrintMessage 67 ; You can't go down, twit. DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND DOWN AtLocation 8 ; Player is located at Bar Present 226 ; WOODEN TRAPDOOR is here? FlagOFF 23 ; Flag number 23 is OFF? PrintMessage 66 ; The trapdoor is closed. If you want to go down, op DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND CLOSE TRAPDOOR FlagON 23 ; Flag number 23 is ON? AtLocation 8 ; Player is located at Bar Present 226 ; WOODEN TRAPDOOR is here? TurnFlagOFF 23 ; Turn flag number 23 OFF END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY CounterEquals 6 8 ; Counter number 6 is equal to 8? TurnFlagON 24 ; Turn flag number 24 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY AtLocation 8 ; Player is located at Bar CounterEquals 6 8 ; Counter number 6 is equal to 8? PrintMessage 63 ; The bartender suddenly stirs, and rolls to his fee GoToRoom 28 ; Go to location 28 -- Mall TurnCounterOFF 6 ; Turn counter number 6 OFF DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY AtLocation 9 ; Player is located at Plonk Cellar CounterEquals 6 8 ; Counter number 6 is equal to 8? PrintMessage 64 ; You hear a scraping overhead, then an almighty (if TurnCounterOFF 6 ; Turn counter number 6 OFF END_COMMAND COMMAND NORTH AtLocation 19 ; Player is located at Wrecked Club FlagON 24 ; Flag number 24 is ON? PrintMessage 65 ; As you enter the room, the bartender looks up. GoToRoom 28 ; Go to location 28 -- Mall DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND UP AtLocation 9 ; Player is located at Plonk Cellar FlagON 24 ; Flag number 24 is ON? PrintMessage 65 ; As you enter the room, the bartender looks up. GoToRoom 28 ; Go to location 28 -- Mall DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND JUMP RandomMessage 100 103 ; Print random message between 100 and 103 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY TurnsEquals 350 ; Number of game turns is equal to 350? FlagOFF 45 ; Flag number 45 is OFF? PrintMessage 111 ; (I thought you might like to know; your car has ju Destroy 244 ; Destroy noun (YOUR CAR) END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACH STICKER AtLocation 68 ; Player is located at Carpark Gate Present 224 ; PARKING STICKER is here? Present 244 ; YOUR CAR is here? PrintMessage 112 ; You attach the sticker to the very grubby windscre PlusScore 1 ; Add 1 to game score Destroy 224 ; Destroy noun (PARKING STICKER) SendToRoom 247 68 ; Put item (STUCK STICKER) in room 68 (Carpark Gate) TurnFlagON 45 ; Turn flag number 45 ON DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND PUT STICKER AtLocation 68 ; Player is located at Carpark Gate PrintMessage 185 ; Probably the best thing to do would be to attach t DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GET STICKER Present 247 ; STUCK STICKER is here? PrintMessage 113 ; I'd leave it there if I were you. It's kind of imp DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY AtLocation 59 ; Player is located at Library CounterLT 3 30 ; Counter number 3 is less than 30? FlagON 12 ; Flag number 12 is ON? VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? PrintMessage 35 ; The librarian glares at you, suspicion in her eyes END_COMMAND COMMAND ATTACK RandomMessage 119 121 ; Print random message between 119 and 121 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND WIN PrintMessage 116 ; Fine, if you want to be that blatant about it, I'm PlusScore 278 ; Add 278 to game score EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND LOSE PrintMessage 117 ; It wasn't something I said, was it? I mean, I'd fe MinusScore 213 ; Subtract 213 from game score EndGame ; Game ends at end of turn DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND GIVE RandomMessage 179 181 ; Print random message between 179 and 181 DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY Present 217 ; "POT" PLANT is here? CounterEquals 5 15 ; Counter number 5 is equal to 15? PrintMessage 42 ; (Your "pot" plant is wilting.) END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY Present 217 ; "POT" PLANT is here? CounterEquals 5 27 ; Counter number 5 is equal to 27? PrintMessage 42 ; (Your "pot" plant is wilting.) END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY IsCarrying 217 ; "POT" PLANT is being carried? CounterEquals 5 50 ; Counter number 5 is equal to 50? PrintMessage 43 ; (Your "pot" plant just died.) SwapLocations 246 217 ; Swap locations of nouns ("POT" PLANT) and ("POT" PLANT) TurnFlagON 50 ; Turn flag number 50 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagOFF 50 ; Flag number 50 is OFF? CounterEquals 5 50 ; Counter number 5 is equal to 50? SwapLocations 246 217 ; Swap locations of nouns ("POT" PLANT) and ("POT" PLANT) END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY IsCarrying 246 ; "POT" PLANT is being carried? CounterEquals 5 70 ; Counter number 5 is equal to 70? PrintMessage 44 ; Your "pot" plant has dried up. All that is left is SwapLocations 246 218 ; Swap locations of nouns ("POT" PLANT) and (DRIED LEAVES) TurnCounterOFF 5 ; Turn counter number 5 OFF TurnFlagON 17 ; Turn flag number 17 ON END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY FlagOFF 17 ; Flag number 17 is OFF? CounterEquals 5 70 ; Counter number 5 is equal to 70? SwapLocations 246 218 ; Swap locations of nouns ("POT" PLANT) and (DRIED LEAVES) TurnCounterOFF 5 ; Turn counter number 5 OFF END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE WALL AtLocation 92 ; Player is located at Storeroom OR AtLocation 89 ; Player is located at College Basement PrintMessage 39 ; Uh huh. Yep. It's a wall alright. Just like I said DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND EXAMINE WALL NOT AtLocation 55 ; Player is NOT located at Ivory Tower, Basement PrintMessage 161 ; You have led a deprived existance, you know that? DoneWithTurn END_COMMAND COMMAND ANY VerbIsDirection ; is trying to leave? FlagON 1 ; Flag number 1 is ON? PrintMessage 28 ; You are a cat. (I'm never going to let you forget END_COMMAND