Welcome to the Acme Institute! Congratulations on having been admitted to Unnkulia's most prestigious university! We pride ourselves on our thoroughly modern teaching methods and the fine education we provide for our students. Our graduates are prized by employers for their amazing creativity and dogged determination to succeed even when faced with ridiculous obstacles and frustrated beyond belief. You won't find 600 students all trying to get into Intro to Computer Science, or 5 people squished into a dorm room built for two... there are no classes or dormitories! This is no diploma mill where you can't tell one Institute graduate from another. In order to obtain a degree, each student faces a unique challenge that will shape his or her educational experience here ate the Acme Institute. Our campus is set on 72 acres of beautiful woodland just north of the capital city. It's a far cry from the treeless, barren plains of Western Unnkulia, whence most of our students hail. So, please, make yourself at home! Experience our forests, architecturally diverse buildings, world renowned garden maze, and fishpond. Admire the local wildlife. Or just stroll around the grassy courtyard and listen to the words of wisdom that our now-senile but once-famous faculty may still utter from time to time. Looking forward to meeting you, Dean Chiquita