--> SpeedIF -- Late!
--> begun by rjbs 2003-05-18, when maga couldn't make it
The player, a telepathic fish in disguise (or possibly a costume), must 
infiltrate the Franco-Texan Embassy and quash their diabolical plan, involving 
some of the following:
  broken clocks
  castor-oil filled pinatas
  hot air balloons
  Kangaroo Sushi Chefs
  the recently-back-from-Hell Dr Faustus
Extra points for mentioning:
  pop-up books
  Caribbean-island-shaped hors d'oeuvres
  the 51st State
  too many words beginning with Z

Disco or break dancing is *strictly* required.