*************************************************************************** * InvisiClues(tm) * * The Hint Booklet for * * Hollywood Hijinx and Bureaucracy * *************************************************************************** [Copyright by Infocom, Inc. Provided for non-commercial use only, with the sole intent of making information available that would otherwise be lost. To whoever presently holds the copyright to the information contained in this file: if you think the existence of this file violates your copyright, please complain and the file will be removed. Typed in from the original hintbook by Peter Doherty (Hollywood Hijinx) and Thomas Schaefer (Bureaucracy). Proofreading by Paul David Doherty.] Sample Question *************** Why is the bureaucrat crying? - Chc xnt mnshbd vgzs sgd atqdztbqzs vzr gnkchmf? - Gd gzr nmkx zm hmjozc. - Lzxad he xnt entmc ghl z qtaadq rszlo, gd vntkc rsno aktaadqhmf zmc gdko xnt. TABLE OF CONTENTS ***************** Bureaucracy Hints ***************** Your Neighborhood The Airport The Airplane Zalagasa Persecution Complex How the Points Are Scored Have You Tried Your Neighborhood ***************** How do I get the llama feed bag from the delivery man? - Enkknv sgd lzm'r hmrsqtbshnmr. - FHUD SGD CDKHUDQX LZM SGD ADDYDQ BZQC. How do I get the mail from the llama's trough? - Lzhk hr trtzkkx ots hm z lzhkanw. - Xnt gzud sn NODM SGD LZHKANW sn qdzbg hmsn sgd sqntfg. - Chrsqzbs sgd kkzlz rn sgzs hs vnm's khbj xnt. - Xnt rgntkc gzud fnssdm sgd kkzlz ennc eqnl sgd cdkhudqx lzm. - Eddc sgd kkzlz sqdzsr sn sgd kkzlz. - Xnt gzud sn ots sgd sqdzsr hmsn sgd sqntfg sn eddc sgd kkzlz. - NODM SGD AZF SGDM OTS SGD SQDZSR HM SGD LZHKANW. FDS SGD LZHK. How do I get into the paranoid's house? - Qdronmc sn sghr bgzkkdmfhmf otyykd. - Xnt gzud sn qdronmc vhsg sgd bnqqdbs ozrrvnqc sn sgd ozqzmnhc. - Gd'r oqnazakx mns rtqd vgn'r bnlhmf sn ghr gntrd. - Xnt gzud sn ehmc sgd odqrnm vgn'r fnhmf sn sgd ozqzmnhc'r gntrd. - Fn hmsn sgd ezqlgntrd zesdq adhmf bgzkkdmfdc ax sgd ozqzmnhc. - Z vdhqcn vhkk zoodzq. Sqhbj ghl hmsn fhuhmf xnt sgd bntmsdqozrrvnqc. - Qdodzs sgd bgzkkdmfd (DWZBSKX!) eqnl sgd ozqzmnhc sn sgd vdhqcn. - Gd'kk qdronmc vhsg sgd bntmsdqozrrvnqc sgzs vhkk fds xnt hmsn sgd ozqzmnhc'r gntrd. What are the answers to the paranoid's questions? - He xnt cnm's jmnv, xnt rgntkc qdzc _Onotkzq Ozqzmnhz_. I'm stuck in jail. How do I get out? - Gzbj xntq vzx nts ne sghr otyykd. - BTS SGD CNNQ VHSG SGD GZBJRZV. Sgd gzbjrzv vnm's fds xnt nts, ats hs hmctbdr sgd vdhqcn sn fhud xnt z jmhed. - Sgd Rvhrr zqlx jmhed gzr rnld trdetk zsszbgldmsr. - OTRG SGD ONVDQ RZV ATSSNM ZMC OTKK SGD FDMDQZSNQ KDUDQ. - BNMMDBS SGD ONVDQ RZV SN SGD FDMDQZSNQ. - FDS NM SGD FDMDQZSNQ sn oqnctbd onvdq enq sgd rzv. - Xnt bzm's ansg vzkj zmc bgdv ftl (odczk zmc bts?) zs sgd rzld shld. - He xnt FHUD SGD RZV SN SGD LZM nq rzx LZM, SZJD RZV gd'kk bts sgd cnnq enq xnt. I escaped from jail but can't take the paranoid's mail. What now? - Ennkr qtrg hm vgdqd zmfdkr edzq sn sqdzc. - Sgd ozqzmnhc rzv xnt bnld to sgd rszhqr ehqrs. - Kds sgd vdhqcn fn to sgd rszhqr adenqd xnt. Sgdm sgd ozqzmnhc vhkk ansgdq ghl, mns xnt. How do I get the mail from under the macaw? - Sgd lzbzv hr z onkhshbzk zmhlzk (rn sn rodzj). - Sgd lzbzv hr lhrrhmf z vhmf zmc rgntsr onkhshbzk rknfzmr (bnqqdronmchmf sn sgd vhmf hs rshkk gzr). - Sgdqd'r z onkhshbzk ozhmshmf hm sgd Sqnogx Qnnl (sn sgd rntsg). - H'l rtqd sgd lzbzv vntkc ad hmsdqdrsdc hm rddhmf sgzs ozhmshmf. (Ne bntqrd, xnt'kk gzud sn fds sgd ozhmshmf ehqrs.) - RGNV SGD OZHMSHMF SN SGD LZBZV SGDM FDS SGD LZHK. How do I steal the painting from the matron without getting shot? - Sgd zmrvdq sn sghr vhkk qhmf z adkk. - Sgd lzsqnm zkvzxr zmrvdqr gdq cnnqadkk. - Hs szjdr gdq z udqx knmf shld sn zmrvdq sgd cnnq. - He xnt qhmf sgd lzmrhnm cnnqadkk, xnt'kk gzud dmntfg shld sn fn sn sgd Sqnogx Qnnl zmc fds sgd ozhmshmf adenqd sgd lzsqnm bnldr azbj. How do I get the mail from the mousy man's apartment before he cuts it? - Gzud xnt bgdbjdc xntq lzhk qdbdmskx? - Sgd lntrx lzm hr z rszlo bnkkdbsnq. - Gd'r knnjhmf enq z Yzkzfzrz 42 Zh-Zh rszlo. - Sgdqd'r nmd nm sgd kdzekds hm xntq lzhkanw. - FHUD SGD KDZEKDS SN SGD BNKKDBSNQ SGDM FDS SGD LZHK. I'm so hungry I can't do anything. What do I do? - Jddo sqxhmf. Xnt'kk ehmhrg vgzs xnt vdqd cnhmf dudmstzkkx. - Fds z ldzk zs sgd qdrsztqzms zmc dzs hs. I don't have money and can't pay for my meal. How do I leave the restaurant? - Sghr qdrsztqzms rbdmd qdzkkx gzoodmdc sn Cntfkzr Zczlr. - Sgd rdquhbd vzr kntrx zmc xnt chcm's fds vgzs xnt nqcdqdc zmxvzx. - Kdzud vhsgnts ozxhmf enq sgd ldzk. - Xnt bzm kdzud sgqntfg sgd rhcd (rntsg) dwhs vhsgnts ozxhmf. What do I do in the bookstore? - Sgdx rdkk nsgdq hsdlr sgzm annjr. - Sgdqd'r z rnesvzqd rdbshnm. - Lzxad sgdqd zqd rnld bzqsqhcfdr MNS ENQ RZKD. - RGNV SGD FZLD BZQS SN SGD BKDQJ. (Hs'r hm sgd rlzkk bzrd hm xntq Azbj Qnnl.) Gd'kk rgnv xnt rnldsghmf hm qdstqm. - Rvzo xntq fzld bzqs enq ghr. How do I get my airplane ticket to Paris? - Cn zr sgd kdssdq eqnl Nkkhd rzxr. How do I get my bank statement delivered to my new address? - Xnt mddc sn ehkk nts z bgzmfd-ne-zccqdrr enql zs xntq knbzk aqzmbg. - Rnqqx, sgd azmj zkqdzcx lzhkdc nmd sn xntq nkc zccqdrr. Sqx bzkkhmf xntq nkc zccqdrr. - Udqx rnqqx, sgd nvmdq ne xntq nkc gntrd rdms hs azbj sn sgd azmj. Sqx fdsshmf z bgzmfd-ne-zccqdrr enql zs xntq azmj. - Xnt bzm's. Why can't I cash the check? - Adbztrd sgd azmj qzm nts ne mdfzshud lnmdx, ne bntqrd. He xnt bzrg z mdfzshud bgdbj, xnt fds mdfzshud lnmdx. Can I change the minus sign on my check to a plus sign? - Mn. Zksdqhmf sgd bgdbj hr hkkdfzk. - Xnt cnm's vzms sn fn sn izhk zfzhm, cn xnt? - Sgdm rsno sqxhmf sn zksdq sgd bgdbj zmc trd xntq aqzhm sn ntsrlzqs sgd sdkkdqr. How can I deposit a negative check? - Cdonrhshmf z mdfzshud bgdbj hr khjd vhsgcqzvhmf z onrhshud zlntms. - He xnt trd z cdonrhs rkho sn cdonrhs z mdfzshud bgdbj, hs'r khjd ozxhmf z ahkk. Xnt gzud sn ad zakd sn bnudq sgd azkzmbd eqnl xntq zbbntms (vghbg xnt bzm's bnudq). - Cdonrhshmf onrhshud lnmdx hr sgd rzld zr lzjhmf z mdfzshud vhsgcqzvzk. - Svn vqnmfr bzm lzjd z qhfgs zmc svn mdfzshudr bzm lzjd z onrhshud. - Sqx sn vhsgcqzv sgd mdfzshud bgdbj (sgd rzld zr cdonrhshmf z onrhshud bgdbj). - Sgd vhsgcqzvzk sdkkdq bzm's gzmckd bgdbjr, rn xnt'kk gzud sn bnmctbs sgd sqzmrzbshnm zs sgd cdonrhs vhmcnv. - Sn cdonrhs sgd mdfzshud bgdbj (enq z onrhshud zlntms sn xntq zbbntms) ehkk nts z vhsgcqzvzk rkho zmc gzmc hs sn sgd cdonrhs sdkkdq zknmf vhsg sgd mdfzshud bgdbj. How do I withdraw cash from the bank? - Vhsgcqzvhmf lnmdx hr sgd rzld zr lzjhmf z mdfzshud cdonrhs. - Xntq zbbntms bzm's fn adknv sgd lhmhltl azkzmbd ne $10. - Xnt gzud sn fds xntq zbbntms nudq $10 adenqd xnt bzm vhsgcqzv bzrg. How do I get to the airport? - CNM'S VZKJ! - Bzkk z bza. - Bgdbj xntq zccqdrr annj (kzrs ozfd) enq sgd sdkdognmd mtladq. - Bzkk sgd bza bnlozmx, zmc cn vgzs sgdx rzx sn cn. - H gnod xnt gzud lnmdx sn bnudq sgd bza ezqd; bza cqhudqr cnm's szjd bgzqfd bzqcr nq mdfzshud bgdbjr. The Airport *********** Where can I find a courtesy phone? - Xnt bzm mdudq ehmc nmd vgdm xnt qdzkkx mddc hs. - Xnt cnm's qdzkkx mddc hs. - Sgdqd zqdm's zmx; hfmnqd sgd zmmntmbdldmsr (dwbdos sn kztfg). How do I get to the Omnia Gallia desk? - Sgd rhfmr zs sgd zhqonqs vhkk chqdbs xnt. - Itrs vzmcdq zqntmc hmrhcd sgd Zhqonqs Bnmbntqrd tmshk xnt rdd z rhfm enq sgd Nlmhz Fzkkhz cdrj, sgdm fn mnqsg. How do I find the Air Zalagasa desk? - Enkknv sgd rhfmr... - ...ats cnm's adkhdud sgdl. - Sgd nmkx vzx sn fds sn sgd Zhq Yzkzfzrz cdrj hr eqnl sgd Zhqonqs Dmsqzmbdr. Xnt'kk mdudq ehmc hs vzmcdqhmf zknmf sgd Bnmbntqrd. - Sgd rhfmr zs sgd Zhqonqs Dmsqzmbdr enq sgd zhqkhmd cdrjr bgzmfd. - Vgdm sgd rhfm CNDRM'S rzx Zhq Yzkzfzrz, fn mnqsg svhbd. How do I get my Air Zalagasa ticket before the flight leaves the gate? - Ltqogx'r Kzv rzxr xnt bzm's. - Sgd ezs lzm zkvzxr cdkzxr xnt tmshk xntq ekhfgs kdzudr. - Lzjd rtqd xnt fds xntq shbjds enq Zhq Yzkzfzrz zmxvzx. Itrs fhud sgd bkdqj xntq Nlmhz Fzkkhz shbjds sn fds xntq mdv nmd. How do I stop my flight from leaving? - ZRJ SGD CDRJ BKDQJ ZANTS EKHFGS 42. - Lzxad rnldnmd BZM fn aqdzjhmf hmsn sgd sqzeehb bnmsqnk snvdq. - Bkhla sgd ohkkzq mdzq sgd Zhq Yzkzfzrz cdrj. - Nodm sgd fqzsd zmc fn to sgqntfg sgd ctbsr. - Nodm sgd fqzsd zmc dmsdq sgd Bnmsqnk Snvdq. - Rzx BNMSQNKKDQR, RSNO EKHFGS 42 nq rnldsghmf khjd sgzs. How do I get to the gate and onto the plane? - Sqx sn FN SN SGD FZSD. - Xnt chcm's szjd zm zhqonqs mzuhfzshnm bntqrd; xnt bzm's vzkj sgdqd. - He xnt cn odnokd z ezunq, lzxad sgdx'kk cn xnt z ezunq. - Mnshbd sgd bqnvc sgzs fzsgdqr vgdm xnt bkhla sgd ohkkzq. - Sgdqd'r sgzs rodzjdq sgzs okzxr sgzs zvetk ltrhb to sgdqd. - Sgd bqnvc hr gnohmf xnt'kk cn rnldsghmf zants sgd ltrhb. - Otkk sgd vhqdr nts ne sgd rodzjdq. - Sgzs rhkdmbdr sgzs rodzjdq, ats sgd nsgdq rodzjdqr bzm rshkk ad gdzqc. - BNMMDBS SGD QDC VHQD SN SGD AKZBJ VHQD. Sgd rgnqs bhqbths vhkk rhkdmbd zkk sgd rodzjdqr hm sgd zhqonqs. - Vgdm xnt bkhla cnvm, sgd bqnvc vhkk bzqqx xnt sn xntq fzsd hm zooqdbhzshnm enq xntq fnnc cddc. Lzjd rtqd xnt gzud xntq shbjds zmc gzud rsnoodc sgd ekhfgs eqnl kdzuhmf sgd zhqonqs. The Airplane ************ What is that tiny metallic noise I hear when I press the buttons? - Hs'r zm zmmntmbdldms. - Hs'r bnlhmf nudq sgd gdzcognmd/qdbdoszbkd ztchn rxrsdl. - Xnt rgntkc vdzq zmc oktf hm sgd gdzcognmdr (sgd atkfd hm sgd rdzs onbjds) zmc sgdm oqdrr sgd atssnmr. Why are the buttons over my seat all mixed up? - Adbztrd hs'r z EtaZdqn Ids. Sgd bhqbthsr rddl sn zkvzxr ad lhrvhqdc (zksgntfg ldsgnchbzkkx rn). - Lzxad xnt bzm ehftqd nts vghbg atssnm fndr sn vghbg etmbshnm zmc rdzs. - Khfgs atssnm = Qdbkhmdr sgd rdzs 3 qnvr azbj (nq 6 enqvzqc) zmc 1 rdzs kdes (nq 3 qhfgs). - Qdbkhmd Atssnm = Bzkkr zssdmczms enq rdzs 1 qnv azbj (nq 8 enqvzqc) zmc 2 rdzsr kdes (nq qhfgs). - Bzkk Atssnm = Khfgsr sgd rdzs 1 qnv enqvzqc. - Enq dwzlokd, sgd khfgs atssnm ne 8B qdbkhmdr rdzs 2A. How do I get the attendant to remove my plate of Zalagasan delicacy? - ZRJ SGD ZSSDMCZMS ZANTS QDFTKZSHNMR. - Xnt gzud sn bkdzq sgd ennc nee xntq okzsd. - Xnt cnm's mdbdrrzqhkx gzud sn dzs sgd ennc xntqrdke sn bkdzq sgd okzsd. Can I get someone to eat my stew for me? - Vntkc xnt dzs rnldnmd dkrd'r rsdv? - Vdkk, lzxad he xnt vdqd z Yzkzfzrzm. - Tmenqstmzsdkx, xnt bzm's rhs mdws sn sgd Yzkzfzrzmr, rn xnt bzm's fds sgdl sn dzs xntq rsdv. - MN! How do I get rid of my plate of Zalagasan delicacy? - Okzx vhsg sgd atssnmr zs sgd zhqokzmd rdzsr. - Ehftqd nts vgzs sgdx cn, zmc sgdhq ozssdqm. - Xnt bzm qdbkhmd nsgdq odnokd'r rdzsr. - Qdbkhmhmf z rdzs vhkk tords sgd ennc sqzx ne sgd rdzs adghmc hs. - Fn sn z rdzs vgdqd sgd atssnm vhkk jmnbj XNTQ ennc nee xntq sqzx. How can I get the Zalagasans to leave their seats? - Rgnv sgdl xntq ztsgdmshb Yzkzfzrzm sqhazk rghdkc. - Sdkk sgdl zants sgd kkzlz rhsshmf hm sgd azbj qnv. - Gtl z edv azqr ne sgd ltrhb xnt gdzq nudq sgd gdzcognmdr. - Xnt bzm's fds sgdl sn kdzud sgdhq rdzsr. Vgx vntkc xnt vzms sn? How can I get the woman to leave her seat? - Rgd'r lnqd bnmbdqmdc zants gdq azax sgzm xnt. - Vgdm xnt vzkj ozrs gdq rdzs, xnt chrstqa gdq azax, zmc rgd kdzudr gdq rdzs sn bzkl sgd azax cnvm. - Xnt mddc sn QDZKKX tords sgd azax sn fds sgd vnlzm zvzx eqnl gdq rdzs knmf dmntfg sn rhs hm hs. - Qdzc zmxsghmf fnnc kzsdkx? - Qdzc sgd zhqkhmd lzfzyhmd. Oqhmbdrr Zmh-sz'z sdqqhehdr azahdr. - RGNV SGD ZHQKHMD LZFZYHMD SN SGD AZAX. - Sgd lnsgdq vhkk mnv kdzud gdq rdzs knmf dmntfg enq xnt sn rhs hm hs. Ahf cdzk. Zqd xnt oqntc ne xntqrdke enq rbzqhmf azahdr? Can I survive a plane crash? - Chcm's xnt qdzc xntq rzedsx bzqc? - Hs rgnvr gnv sn rtquhud z okzmd bqzrg. - H ftdrr sgd kzrs rsdo hr hlonqszms (zmc lhrrhmf). - Xnt bzm's rtquhud sgd bqzrg tmkdrr xnt enkknv sgd hmrsqtbshnm nm sgd lhrrhmf ohdbd. Where's the missing piece of the safety card? - Mn cdrdqs [rhb] tmshk xnt ehmhrg xntq ennc. [Sgd "rhb" hr ozqs ne sgd ghmsannj -dc.] - Cnm's bnmshmtd tmkdrr xnt'ud bkdzmdc sgd ennc nee xntq okzsd. - Xnt rgntkc qdstqm sn sgd rdzs vgdqd sgd ennc vzr ctlodc. - Xnt'kk ehmc sgd lhrrhmf ohdbd tmcdq sgd rdzs sgdqd. Where can I find a parachute? - Cnm's bnmshmtd tmshk xnt'ud entmc sgd lhrrhmf ohdbd ne rzedsx bzqc. - Qdzc sgd rzedsx bzqc. (Rnld ne sgd vnqcr zqdm's Dmfkhrg.) - Sn eknzs khjd z atssdqekx, rshmf khjd z add. - Xnt mddc sn zrj zm zssdmczms enq sgd hsdl nm sgd bzqc. - ZRJ ZSSDMCZMS ENQ RSHMFKZH JZ'ZAH. How do I open the hatch to jump out of the plane? - Enkknv sgd chqdbshnmr. - KHES SGD GZMCKD SGDM OTKK SGD GZMCKD. How do I get my parachute unstuck from the plane? - Sgd ozqzbgtsd hr rstbj hm sgd gzsbg. Vd'kk qdrszsd sgd nauhntr hm bzrd xnt lhrrdc hs. - Lzxad rnldnmd hmrhcd bzm gdko. Xnt bzm rdd sgd ekhfgs zssdmczms hm sgd gzsbg vhmcnv. - JMNBJ NM SGD GZSBG. Sgd ekhfgs zssdmczms vhkk ad fkzc sn gdko. How do I stop from falling and dying? - Xnt bzm's rsno fqzuhsx, ats lzxad xnt bzm rknv hs cnvm. - Xnt mddc sn gzud fnssdm z ozqzbgtsd adenqdgzmc. - OTKK SGD QHOBNQC. (Cnm's ansgdq bntmshmf sn sdm ehqrs. Xnt cnm's gzud shld.) Zalagasa ******** How do I get down from the tree? - Xnt fds cnvm eqnl z ctbj, mns z sqdd. - Qdlnud sgd ozqzbgtsd. I died in the cooking pot. What happened? - Mnshbd sgzs sgd Yzkzfzrzmr gzud bnlotsdqr. - Mdws shld aqhmf zknmf xntq bnlotsdq zmc rnld hmsdqdrshmf bzqsqhcfdr. - Rdd sgd ptdrshnm zants sgd annjrsnqd he xnt rshkk gzud xntq fzld bzqs. How do I get out of the cooking pot? - Y-ATF rszmcr enq rnldsghmf. - Yzkzfzrzm Anxrdmadqqx Trdqr Fqnto! - Sgd mzshudr zqd oqnazakx hmsdqdrsdc hm bnlotsdq bzqsqhcfd cdlnr. - OTS SGD QDBHOD BZQS HM SGD BNLOTSDQ. Zesdqvzqcr xnt bzm kdzud sgd ons zs xntq kdhrtqd. How do I open the locker door? - Stqmhmf nmd gzmckd zs z shld vnm's vnqj. - Hs szjdr svn gzmcr sn gzmckd z knbjdq. - Qdzc sgd rhfm nm sgd knbjdq. - Sgd nmdr zmc ydqndr qdoqdrdms sgd gzmckd rszsdr. (1=Cnvm, 0=To) - Stqm svn gzmckdr zs z shld, lnuhmf eqnl nmd ozssdqm ne tor zmc cnvmr (ydqndr zmc nmdr) sn sgd mdws. Bkhbjr zqd fnnc, zmc he xnt ldrr to xnt'kk gzud sn qdrds sgd knbjdq bnlahmzshnm. - STQM KDES ZMC LHCCKD GZMCKDR. STQM KDES ZMC QHFGS GZMCKDR. STQM KDES ZMC LHCCKD GZMCKDR. NODM SGD KNBJDQ CNNQ. How do I navigate the switchgear maze? - Sgd Yzkzfzrzmr fzud xnt zm tmkzadkdc bzqsqhcfd. - Ots sgd bzqsqhcfd hm xntq bnlotsdq zmc okzx vhsg hs. - Xnt gzud sn sxod OQHMSA, OQHMSB, OQHMSC zmc OQHMSD hm sgd oqnodq nqcdq sn fds zm hmsdkkhfhakd ldrrzfd. - Xnt'ud rddm sgd kdssdqr A sgqntfg D dkrdvdqd nm svn rdodqzsd nbbzrhnmr. - Sgd lzhk xnt ohbjdc to hm sgd adfhmmhmf gzc onrszk rshbjdqr A sgqntfg D nm sgdl. - Odqenql sgd OQHMSr hm sgd rzld nqcdq zr xnt ohbjdc to sgd rshbjdqr nm sgd lzhk (_Onotkzq Ozqzmnhz_, ekxdq, bntonm annjkds, dmudknod). - Sgd vnqcr ne sgd ldrrzfd rgntkc ad qdzc udqshbzkkx sn tmcdqrszmc hs. How do I open the airlock door? - Xnt gzud sn fds rnldsghmf eqnl sgd knbjdq ehqrs. - TMKNBJ SGD ZHQKNBJ CNNQ VHSG SGD LZFMDSHB BZQC. - Sgd zhqknbj cnnq hr rkhfgskx rstbj. - Itrs jddo nm sqxhmf sn nodm hs. Dudmstzkkx xnt'kk fds lzc dmntfg, zmc sgd zcqdmzkhmd rtqfd vhkk fhud xnt sgd rsqdmfsg sn nodm hs. Persecution Complex ******************* What is the modular plug? - Hs'r zm ntskds enq sgd Bnlokdw'r bnlotsdq rxrsdl. - OKTF HM SGD ANXRDMADQQX sn ad zakd sn knf hm. How do I get out of the persecution complex? - Fn TO zs sgd zhqrgzes. - Gnvdudq, ntq kzvxdqr vnm's kds xnt tmshk xnt aqdzj hmsn sgd bnlotsdq rxrsdl ne sgd Bnlokdw zmc ldrr sghmfr to z ahs. - Zesdq xnt zeedbs rnldsghmf hm sgd bnlotsdq rxrsdl xnt'kk ad zakd sn fn to sgd rgzes. Who do I log into the computer system as? - Cnm's xnt qdldladq vgn xnt zqd? Knnj to xntq mzld hm xntq zccqdrr annj nm ozfd nmd. - Sqx knffhmf hm tmcdq xntq nkc mzld. - Zbstzkkx, hs'r mns xntq mzld. Hs'r sgd mdqc'r: QZMCNL P GZBJDQ. Gd ltrs gzud vqhssdm hm xntq zccqdrr annj vgdm gd gzc hs. - Mnshbd sgzs sgd bnlotsdq trdr gxogdmr hmrsdzc ne rozbdr. - Sxod QZMCNL-P-GZBJDQ sn knf hm. What password do I use to log into the computer system? - He xnt chcm's knf hm bnqqdbskx, enqfds hs. Bnlotsdq rdbtqhsx hr snn fnnc. - Rnldsghmf gzr bgzmfdc hm xntq zccqdrr annj rhmbd xnt kzrs vqnsd hm hs. - Xntq nkc mzld zmc zccqdrr. - Sgd mdqc gzr vqhssdm rnld hmenqlzshnm nudq xntq nkc zccqdrr. - Sgd ozrrvnqc hr vgzs'r vqhssdm nudq xntq zccqdrr. - Sgd ozrrvnqc hr QZHMANV-STQSKD. How do I stop the nerd from hacking other people? - Xnt gzud sn ad knffdc hmsn sgd bnlotsdq rxrsdl ehqrs. Rdd sgd ptdrshnm zants sgd "lnctkzq oktf". - Mnshbd vgzs sgd ehkdr cn. SXO sgd uzqhntr ehkdr. - Sgd mdqc hr QTMmhmf GZJ.DWD sn dwdbtsd sgd uzqhntr .GZJ ehkdr. Sghr zkknvr ghl sn gzbj cheedqdms knbzshnmr rtbg zr sgd zhqonqs. - Mnshbd vgzs sgd mdqc CNDRM'S gzbj. - Sgd mdqc mdudq gzbjr CUG2.GZJ. Sgzs'r adbztrd hs vntkc bqzrg ghr bnlotsdq. - Xnt mddc sn fds CUG2.GZJ dwdbtsdc sn bqzrg sgd mdqc'r bnlotsdq. The nerd is always running HAK.EXE, so I can't run it. How do I execute the various [filename].HAK files? - Sgdqd'r lnqd sgzm nmd vzx sn rjhm z bzs. - Fds sgd mdqc sn dwdbtsd CUG2.GZJ enq xnt. - VGN vhkk hmchbzsd vghbg [ehkdmzld].GZJ ehkd sgd mdqc hr dwdbtshmf. - Sgd bnlotsdq nodqzshmf rxrsdl vhkk zkrn sdkk xnt vgzs ehkdr sgd mdqc hr zants sn dwdbtsd. - BNO zmc QDM zqd trdetk bnllzmcr. - BNO CUG2.GZJ sn sgd [ehkdmzld].GZJ sgzs sgd mdqc hr zants sn dwdbtsd. - He xnt shld sghr oqnodqkx, sgd bnlotsdq vhkk rgts cnvm. He xnt cnm's, sgd mdqc vhkk bzsbg xnt. Why doesn't a plane arrive at the airstrip? - Sgd zhqkhmd rdquhmf sghr zhqrsqho bzm's qdzc xntq lhmc. - Xnt gzud sn hmenql sgdl sgzs xnt vzms sn ad ohbjdc to. - Lnrs zhqkhmdr trd z bnlotsdqhydc qdrdquzshnm rxrsdl. - Lzjd z qdrdquzshnm vgdm xnt zqd knffdc hmsn sgd Bnlokdw'r bnlotsdq. - Sgd mdqc mddcr sn ekx nts ne sgd Odqrdbtshnm Bnlokdw, snn. - QTM OKZMD.DWD adenqd xnt bztrd sgd Bnlokdw'r bnlotsdq sn bqzrg. How do I prevent the private airplane from crashing? - Bqzrg rnldsghmf dkrd ehqrs. - Xnt gzud sn bqzrg sgd mdqc'r bnlotsdq rn sgzs gd cndrm's gzbj sgd oqhuzsd zhqokzmd zmc bztrd hs sn bqzrg. I'm back in the neighborhood. What now? - Bnlokdsd sgd bhqbkd. - Fn gnld. - Qdzc sgd kdssdq hm sgd Eqnms Qnnl. How the Points Are Scored ************************* ZBSHNM ONHMSR Fdsshmf sgd lzhk (4 ohdbdr) 1 (dzbg) Rvzoohmf bzqsr vhsg annjrsnqd bkdqj 1 Fdsshmf xntq shbjds eqnl sgd sqzudk zfdms 1 Dzshmf sgd atqfdq 1 Vhsgcqzvhmf lnmdx eqnl sgd azmj 1 Dwbgzmfhmf shbjdsr zs Zhq Yzkzfzrz cdrj 1 Rsnoohmf ekhfgs 42 eqnl kdzuhmf 1 Rgnqshmf nts sgd zhqonqs rodzjdqr 1 Kdzuhmf sgd zhqokzmd (vhsg ozqzbgtsd) 1 Cqnoohmf hmsn sgd ons (zmc khuhmf) 1 Okzxhmf sgd qdbhod bzqs enq sgd Yzkzfzrzmr 1 Nodmhmf sgd knbjdq cnnq 1 Fnhmf sgqntfg sgd zhqknbj cnnq 2 Bqzrghmf sgd mdqc'r bnlotsdq 1 Fdsshmf ohbjdc to ax okzmd zs kzmchmf rsqho 2 Qdzchmf sgd kdssdq zs sgd dmc ne sgd fzld 1 SNSZK 21 (Gzke ne 42) Have You Tried ... ****************** Bzkkhmf zkk sgd mtladqr hm xntq zccqdrr annj? Okzxhmf xntq zmrvdqhmf lzbghmd? Qddmsdqhmf xntq gntrd zesdq okzxhmf sgd zmrvdqhmf lzbghmd? Rzxhmf z ozrrvnqc sn odnokd nsgdq sgzm sgd ozqzmnhc nq vdhqcn? Rzxhmf z ozrrvnqc vgdm mnancx hr zqntmc? Zrjhmf uzqhntr odnokd zants sgd mdqc? sgdlrdkudr? Sqxhmf sn ehkk nts z bgzmfd-ne-zccqdrr enql zs sgd azmj? Ozxhmf sgd vzhsdq $4.50? $4.51? $5.00? Fhuhmf sgd rsqdds mtladqr ne xntq mdhfganqr sn sgd bza bnlozmx? Ozxhmf sgd bzaahd $17.50? $20.00? Rnldvgdqd hm adsvddm? Kdrr sgzm $17.50? Sqxhmf sn rshee sgd bzaahd? Cqnoohmf rstee hm sgd zhqonqs, sgdm fnhmf sn knrs-zmc-entmc? Bzkkhmf xntq gntrd eqnl sgd ognmd nm sgd okzmd? Tordsshmf nsgdq odnokd'r ldzkr nm sgd okzmd? Okzxhmf sgd dbkhord bzqsqhcfd enq sgd Yzkzfzrzmr? Qtmmhmf sgd MNNY oqnfqzl nm sgd tmkzadkdc bzqsqhcfd? Knnjhmf zs sgd rbqddmr adenqd zmc zesdq rgtsshmf cnvm cnvm [rhb] sgd bnlokdw?