1 Oh, no!! I paid for this?! This beast is really ugly! Jeezzz...I hope I don't get the clap from this hooker. Well, she seems to be annoyed that I haven't jumped on her yet. Go to it, stud!! *** 2 It's the Gambler's Gazette. There's an article here which tells how to activate the games at the Adventurers Hotel! It says that blackjack can be played by entering 'Play 21.' The slot machines start with 'Play slots!' 21 can be beat. The trick is- always play with the blue cards and always bet $2. *** 3 Mmmmm....an interesting magazine with a nice centerfold! The feature article is about how to pick up an innocent girl at a disco. It says- 'Shower her with presents. Dancing won't hurt either. And wine is always good to get things moving!' *** 4 Cute and innocent! Just the way I like my women. Oh, this girl is great! She has a beautiful California tan...and pert little breasts...a trim waist...and well-rounded hips! I dream about getting this nice a girl. I hope you play this game well enough so I can have my jollys with her! You could make your puppet a very happy man! *** 5 What a beautiful face! She's leaning back in the jacuzzi with her eyes closed and seems extremely relaxed. The water is bubbling up around her. A 10! She's so beautiful...a guy really could fall in love with a girl like this. I presume her name is 'Eve,' at least, that's what the towel next to her has embroidered on it. *** 6 A taxi pulls up and screeches to a halt. I get in the back and sit down. A sign says, 'We service 3 destinations. When asked, please specify- disco, casino, or bar.' The driver turns and asks, 'Where to, Mac?' *** 7 The elevator doors open. I get in. As the doors close, music starts playing. It's the usual elevator stuff...boring! We start to move...after a few seconds the elevator stops. The doors open and I get out. *** 8 She says, 'Me first!' She takes my throbbing tool into her mouth! She starts going to work...feels so good!! Then she smiles as she bites it off! She says, 'No oral sex in this game!! Suffer!!' *** 9 Well, my son...here's my story. I came here many years ago- and my goals were the same as yours... but this adventure was too much for me! Here's a gift...carry it with you at all times!! There's some kinky girls in this town! And you never know when you may need to use this to defend yourself!! *** 10 She's wearing the tightest jeans! Wow...what a body!! 36-24-35! This girl's derriere is sensational! And the shirt? See through- and what I see, I like! As my eyes reluctantly roam from her body, I see bright blue eyes- and a smile that dazles me. I think she likes me! *** 11 A masked man runs across the screen. Jumping up, he lands on his horse and yells, 'Hi, ho, Plutonium!' He rides off into a green sky.... Nothing like a good old western to pass the time... *** 12 It's 'The Price is Fright!' 'And now, for our favorite host, Haunty Maule!' Haunty jumps up on the stage- he asks, 'and who's our first lucky contestant?' The announcer points out a lady...the crowd screams in ecstacy as she's dragged to the stage! *** 13 Captain Jerk looks at the door from which behind the noise is coming. Throwing open the door- his face turns a deep red!! He says, 'Scotty! What are you doing??' Scotty replies, 'But, Captain?!?! My girl and I...we're engaged!' Captain Jerk commands, 'Well, then... disengage!' And the starship thrusts forward...penetrating deeper into space! *** 14 The news! Today the prime rate was raised once again...to 257%! This does not come near the record set back in 1996, when it broke the 1000% mark. The birth rate has taken a dramatic fall...this is due to the increased usage of computers as sexual partners. However, rapes of innocent people are on the increase! And who is the rapist? Computerized banking machines lead the list...followed by home computers. *** 15 Mr. Rodjerks jumps up with his big sneakers and says in his cheery voice... 'Guess what, boys and girls? Today, we're going to learn about suckers! Susie...see the lollipop? Can you stick it in your mouth? That's right! That's a nice lollipop! Nice and hard, right?' *** 16 Cable TV! They're showing the kinkiest X-rated movies! This one's titled, 'Deep Nostril!' The pimp likes this one! He's engrossed in the action he sees! He seems distracted now... *** 17 It's 'Happy Daze!!' Richie turns to Gonzy and says, 'But you always had it made with the girls...what's your secret?' The Gonz says, 'Aaayyyy...I didn't get my name for nuttin!' Reaching into his pocket he pulls out a funny-looking cigarette. *** 18 Mrs. Smith and Mrs. Jones are comparing detergents... 'See this blouse? We're making it this dirty to see whose works better...' (A dog is thrown onto the blouse. In his excitement, he defacates all over it.) 'Do you think yours will work, Mrs. Smith?' (The camera pans to Mrs. Smith. She throws up.) 'Okay, how about you, Mrs. Jones?' *** 19 It's the Super Bowl!! 'The center snaps the ball! The quarterback fades back!! It's a bomb!!! The ball sails through the air. The receiver runs to get it. It explodes in his hands!! What a bomb! Tell me, Howard: Have you ever seen THIS before?!' *** 20 She takes the apple and raises it to her mouth. With an outrageously innocent look, she takes a small bite out of it. A smile comes across her face! She's really starting to look quite sexy!! She winks and lies back in the jacuzzi. *** 21 It's a good thing I was wearing that rubber!! She was ok- but really...can't you do better than this? The score is now 1 out of a possible 3. So, congratulations! Well, go to it, you stud! Find me another girl! *** 22 Oh, boy!! It's got 3 spots to try!! I thrust into the doll-kinky, eh? I start to increase my tempo...faster and faster I go! Suddenly there's a flatulent noise and the doll becomes a popped baloon soaring around the room! It flies out of the room and disappears! *** 23 She hops out of the tub- the steam rising from her skin...her body is the best looking I've ever seen!! Then she comes up to me and gives the best time of my life! Well...I guess that's it! As your puppet in this game, I thank you for the pleasure you have brought me.... So long...I've got to get back to my new girl here! Keep it up! *** 24 She says, 'Lay down, Honey- Let me give you a special surprise!' I lay down and she says, 'OK- now close your eyes.' I close my eyes and she starts to go to work on me. I'm really enjoying myself when suddenly she ties me to the bed!! Then she says, 'So long, turkey!' and runs out of the room!! Well- the score is now 2 out of a possible 3...but I'm also tied to the bed and can't move. *** 25 Mmmmm. This is a peeping tom's paradise! Across the way is another hotel. Ah hah! The curtains are open at one window! The bathroom door opens and a girl walks out. Holy cow! Her boobs are huge- and look at the way they sway as she strides across the room! Now she's taking a large sausage-shaped object and looking at it longingly! Damn! She shut the curtain! *** 26 This stuff is good! I'm breathing heavily- I've never been this horny! I've just got to do something! Ah! There goes a female german shepard! That gives me an idea! Kinky dog! Clawed me to death!!!!! *** 27 The blonde looks at the pills and says, 'Thanks! I love this stuff!' She takes a pill...her nipples start to stand up! Wow!! She's breathing heavily...I hope she rapes me!! She says, 'So long, sucker! I'm going to go see my boy friend!' She disappears down the stairs.... *** 28 The driver looks at me and says, 'Hey! What's that you got? Wine?' He grabs the bottle and guzzles the wine down!! Oh, no!! He's swerving towards a huge truck!! I grab the wheeel. We struggle!!! The truck just misses us!! *** 29 Thy quest is over! Thank you so much for playing! If you like this game and would like to see more by Gary, please register this game by sending $20 to the address below! Thanks! - Gary Thompson 1708 NW 15th CT Ft Lauderdale, FL 33311 *** 30 CREDITS ------- I would just like to thank a few important people, without whom; I doubt I could have gotten this game done. First, my BETA testers. Without their help, I wouldn't have located the many bugs in the first few versions of this game. Kevin J. Kearney (CARDIS) Linda Neary (ARIEL) Penny (KOJAK) *** 31 Most importantly, I would like to thank Al Lowe for all his help. Especially for including this game in the Leisure Suit Larry's Greatest Hits & Misses package. I would also like to thank Art Constantino for providing me my own BETA testers forum on the Always All Adult BBS (305-584-4080), He has been a valuable help. And a special thanks to all the thousands of people who already downloaded this game on Compuserve and locally here in Ft Lauderdale. - Gary (The Psycho) "The Psycho Strikes!"