A 3-inch floppy disk.
A 3-sided Monty Python record.
A broken cricket bat.
A Buttertonsils bar.
A child's drawing of a kitten.
A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!
A crystal ball. It doesn't seem to know where Kitten is.
A demonic voice proclaims "There is no kitten, only Zuul". You flee.
A discarded envelope chewed by Kitten.
A flyer advertising a sale at Spatula City.
A garden gnome.
A jar of buttons.
A meerkat... not even close.
An Enfield Mk3 rifle.
An M1911A1 pistol.
A tuft of kitten fur, but no kitten.
Clifford Stoll is here selling Klein bottles.
It's Andrew Plotkin plotting something.
It's a small bouncy creature, but obviously not kitten.
Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea.
The Smart Patrol is here.
You've found the decoy kitten!
A blabbermouth is blabbering here.
XYZZY
An interstate 15 exit sign for Zzyzx Road.
It's the Reaper.  Don't fear him.
A textbook on the laws of robotics by I. Asimov.
A fried seventeen-centimeter fromitz board.
A fused ninety-ohm bedistor.
A 30 watt disgronificator.
A Sirius Cybernetics Nutrimat is here dispensing tea.
A plate of hors d'oeuvres.
Merlin is here walking backwards in a circle.
Ash is here mumbling some magic words.
A very curious skunk is here examining you.
It's a boom-boom-boom Nerf Boomerang!
Some cryptocurrency.
A lonely camera sits sadly on its tripod here.
A set of double-six dominoes.
This PDP-11 minicomputer is flashing lots of blinky lights.
A toolbox has been upended here, spilling tools all over the place.
It's a sonic... sonic thing.
This is not logical.
A big bottle of moisturizing lotion.
You stand in front of a massive anthill filled with hamburgers.
Don't slip on the mustard!
A battered tuba, minus valves.
A bottle of webbles.
A plate piled high with red herrings.
It's the whole ball of wax!
DANGER!
Spike Jones is gargling here.
Lots of squiggles.  One of them looks sort of like kitten.
A tumbleweed rolls by.
An enormous ball of twine, much bigger than the one in Minnesota.
Made you look!
Rubber and/or glue.