This game is really really good. If you disagree, screw you. The instructions
are obvious to anyone with an IQ over that of a three-toed sloth, so it's no
surprise to me at all that you pressed Y!

        (Please excuse the harsh manners of my 8th grade self.)

        There are a possible 100 points to be attained, see if you can figure
out everything.  Anyone who achieves 100 points can wear the title of "Grand
High Pervert" and will learn the mysterious STIFFY SECRET.
        The original version contained a visit from Pamela's husband, but
I wasn't able to get it to work right in this version.  Expect to see him in
the future, along with more perversions.
        Shouts go out to the appropriate people: Patrick Swesey, for giving
me the inspiration; Chris Cappelletti, who REALLY WANTED the game;  anybody
else who I went to 8th grade with and motivated me to write a game, whether
through encouragement or ostracization;  people with crappy computers - this
piece of crap will run on a freaking ABACUS; anyone who actualy plays the
game to its conclusion; anyone who plays the game to its conclusion and DOESN'T
write me a death threat; anyone who's never said something that rhymed by
accident; and to anyone who has ever used the word "retrograde" (my favorite.)

Thanks for playing.