Greetings fellow text gamers!

	This game is what I like to call a completed work in progress.  It is likely to have many errors.  You are most likely not going to like it very much, but who cares.  Not that you'll really need them to win this game, but hints will be given by the author at sloth@tnaccess.com.  You can also register (It's free!) at that address by sending a message along the lines of:
         REGISTER!
	Registration entitles you to free updates as they happen, occasional new games by the author, a full walkthrough, and perhaps an email of appreciation from the author.  Even if you don't want to register, the author would enjoy hearing from you (You might be included in his next game!).  If you find any bugs in the game, report them at the above address for automatic registration, an updated copy after I fix the bug, and a warm gushy feeling inside.
                            Signed,
                              The Velvet Jester
 P.S. 
   I hope that windows users enjoy the icons I included!