PCan't go that way. PStrange... nothing happens... PI don't understand that. PCan't do that here. PHaving fun? PWhee! POn dry land?!? PWell, i guess you screwed that one up. PI don't know how to apply that here. PYou can't carry any more! you'll have to drop something first. PYou aren't carrying anything!! PClose your mouth! PThe dumb-waiter has spun around. PA hollow voice whispers, 'whisk'. PYou put out the fire with the water. PYou pour the water back into the moat. PYou made a nice little puddle on the floor. PThe food tastes rather old and stale. POk. PYour bucket already has water in it! PThere is a roaring fire in the fireplace. PThere are some smouldering ashes in the fireplace. PThe stallion refuses to come with you and bites you! PThe black knight follows you. P"All of them!" the black knight shouts menacingly. PThe black knight shouts menacingly, then lops off your head. PA black knight stands before you, brandishing a gleaming sword. PThe black knight curses, then swings his sword threateningly. P"Drop your treasures now or else!", he screams menacingly. PThe north door is locked. PThe north door is now open. PThe door won't budge. PYou oil the west door and it swings open. PThe north door is open. PThe drawbridge is up. PA long plank spans the pit. PSome steel bars have been freshly mortared to block the west passage. PA hole has been cut in the bars. PDusty footprints lead up the stairs. PDusty footprints lead down the stairs. PA hole has been cut in the steel bars blocking the west passage. PHuman, you have been judged imperfect, therefore you must die! PVery good human. let's try something not quite so trivial. PNot bad for a typical 4k human memory. PYeah, she was kinda fat wasn't she? PYour guess is as good as mine. PDo you want me to try and reincarnate you? PHow many bytes are in my word size? PHow many passages exit the crest room? PThere is a fearsome two-headed monster here. PThere is a dead two-headed monster here. PThere is a beautiful princess here. PThe door is open. PThe door is closed. PThe door is locked. PThe digital lock is now open. PA plank now spans the pit. PDone! PA rope bridge now spans the gorge. PIt is a computer manual, i know nothing about computers. PYou alcoholic! you chugged the whole bottle of wine! 'hic'. PYou stagger along. the floor is spinning. man what a buzz! PYou drunk! you fell down. you roll around but finally get to your feet. PYour head seems to be clearing. PThe money disappears and the south door is now open. PThe north wall has crumbled down. PThere is a thin looking black stallion here. PThere is a fat black stallion here. PThere is some water in the bucket here. PA strong force holds you back. PA resounding voice beckons you to enter the passage. PI can't read Latin! PYou could swear you heard a woman crying softly above you. PIt is full of blank computer cards. PYou can definitely hear a woman crying above you. PA strong force-field holds you back. PThere is nothing to light it with. PA laser beam incinerates your body and all grows dim. PThe candle has burned down and is now useless. PThe candle is flickering. PThe candle is flickering badly. PThe candle is flickering badly, and getting dimmer. PYou don't have it. PYou swung into the castle wall, and fell into a window. PThere is nothing to put it out with. PThe draw-bridge now spans the moat. PNo action taken, game status unchanged. PYou either don't have the object, or can't use it here. PA very narrow set of stairs continues upwards. PSave/restore function(s) currently unavailable. PBucket has water in it, can't carry both! PCareful, it's big enough for you to fall through... PWhat do i care what 6 times 9 is ?!? PIt's the BBC controlling us from london... PThe answer to the life, the universe, everything... PYou're eating c-ko's cooking? augh! PExcellent idea, einstein! excellent... but wrong... PThere is a cloud of black smoke, and then... PThings the old man takes cannot be recovered. PMovements are still well within tolerance range. PGame is solvable and in perfect condition. PYou've made a few errors, but things might be ok... might! PYou've made some major mistakes, all may be hopelessly lost! PThe wizard thinks you''re really swift! (not!) PThe game is in severe chaos! the odds are stacked against you! PAbandon all hope, ye who read this message. game is hopeless! PSeveral critical items are lost in the maze! PDon't eat the food, don't put out the fire too soon. PStore all treasure(s)/item(s) in the shack. draw a map! PYou aren't carrying anything!! PHuman, your score was not high enough to make it onto the PCreators top ten list, your name has not been saved. PGame over. PYou are obviously safer not in the game. game over. PYou made the top ten list! PThe restore game will destroy the current game, there PIs no provision for recovery if you make a mistake. PThis will *destroy* the current status, etc... PGame restored. PGame saved. PYou're dead, Jim... PMr. Horse: No sir, I don't like it... I don't like it at all... PYou smack yourself face-first into the wall... ouch! that hurt! PPiece of cake? radial slice of confectionery. coefficient to current task = 0. PYou have nothing to carry it with! PThe drawbridge is down. PYou already swung it, it's on the other side of the moat, out of your reach. POut of your reach, a vine hangs on the other bank of the moat. PA long vine hangs down from the tree.