WELCOME TO HELL README

This game is the product of an intensive 8 months of programming. It was
written by Chode Smoka and The Velvet Jester (Slacker X). We will give
you a walkthrough several lines down, but no peeking!

































Walkthrough

d
take lsd
u
give lsd to satan
s
take lantern
n
n
n
e
take gas
w
give gas to gatekeeper
e
n
take water
w
sit in chair
get up
w
give cash to whore
kill stripper
e
e
s
w
s
take torch
s
s
w
w
w
w
kill zombie
e
e
e
e
s
fuck virgin
s
u
take ruby
d
n
n
n
d
give water to imp
u
w
n
w
n
w
take paper
read paper
n
give ruby to goddess
w
s
s
w
e
n
n
e
n
e
give saw to death
e
take meat
w
s
s
w
s
s
e
give meat to satan

This path gives you 300 of a possible 300 points in 82 turns.