WELCOME TO THE EXCITING ADVENTURES OF 

                              "THE PILOT"

                Another exercise in hyperactive hijinks

                                 from

                       THE ADVENTURE GAME JOCKEY

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     As you no have doubt deduced from the introduction, you are an 
extremely self-confident (though somewhat foolish) jet-jockey who, 
through some fault of your own, has been plunged (as Mr. Oliver Hardy 
would have so aptly put it to Mr. Stan Laurel) into "another fine mess."





     Your objective, therefore, is to extricate yourself from your 
current (ahem) uncomfortable situation, i.e., diving straight at the 
ground at something approximating Mach 2, and, having successfully done 
so (which we have every confidence you will), negotiate the obstacles 
and solve the problems you will encounter in your aggressive, never-
say-die attempt to find your way back to the wonderful world you once
knew and loved.

     We have endeavored to provide adequate hints in the game (subject, 
of course, to your enlightened interpretation) so that you, the player, 
won't get completely muddled down and commence to banging on the 
keyboard with a baseball bat.

     This version of "THE PILOT" will end prematurely, far from it's 
ultimate, rewarding, and (gasp) startling conclusion, and is intended to 
provide you with such enormous pleasure and downright, old-fashioned 
enjoyment that you will rush to your mailbox and order the complete 
game disk from the author.  At least that's the plan!!



     If, therefore, your curiosity is cajoled by what follows, and you 
wish to delve further into the continued complexities of this affable 
adventure, send TEN DOLLARS ($10.00) in U.S. currency, check or money
order, (we're honest, but don't send cash) to:

                       THE ADVENTURE GAME JOCKEY
                          9620 WILDWOOD DRIVE
                        RIVER RIDGE, LA  70123

    and your complete game disk will be mailed to you, first-class, 
    fourteen days after receipt of check, or, immediately upon 
    receipt of money order.  Registered owners can write for free
    hints, if it gets down to that.

         Now, press the Return Key, venture on, and have fun!!