Welcome to Reality-on-the-Norm... "Reality on the Nornm. I found a brochure for it in the back of the rack. Almost seemed to be hiding itself. I looked over the booklet and was amazed by how boring it looked. The only fun thing they pointed out in the boox was the cemetary which contained corpses. Not my idea of a great time. But then I thought, maybe they made this place appaling to keep tourists away. Maybe it was the greatest place in the world and they wanted to keep it a secret. Of course, that wouldn't explain why they made a brochure in the first place but you decided to go anyway. You were Devo Billdo, and you were about to go on a trip to hell... Mr. K Strange Days Well, here you were in Reality with only your shirt on your back. Hmmm...maybe it's time to get a new shirt. It's a pretty small street filled with no pedestrians at all which makes it eerily quiet. You can see a small alley to the West which seems to have music playing out from inside it. A small store to the North seems to be open, a strange yellow glow emits from the window. To the North West is a Scid's Bar, which has a large sign promoting it to be the most vomitous place in the world Well, here you were in Reality with only your shirt on your back. Hmmm...maybe it's time to get a new shirt. It's a pretty small street filled with no pedestrians at all which makes it eerily quiet. You can see a small alley to the West which seems to have music playing out from inside it. A small store to the North seems to be open, a strange yellow glow emits from the window. To the North West is a Scid's Bar, which has a large sign promoting it to be the most vomitous place in the world. To the East is a street that leads further into town. "Scid's Bar. The most vomitous place in the world." Well, here you were in Reality with only your shirt on your back. Hmmm...maybe it's time to get a new shirt. It's a pretty small street filled with no pedestrians at all which makes it eerily quiet. You can see a small alley to the West which seems to have music playing ut from inside it. A small store to the North seems to be open, a strange yellow glow emits from the window. To the North West is a Scid's Bar, which has a large sign hanging from the window. To the East is a street that leads further into town. The alley. The city hall for vagabonds. As you enter the alley, you seem to enter a different world as loud polka music basically takes over any other sound. A tall bum stands against the wall, he's motionless as he just stares into space. A cardboard box sits beside him. It seems to be the bum's home as it has a pillow inside of it. The word's stay out have been written in with ketchup. It seems to be the bum's home as it contains a rather large pillow. The words stay out have been written in with ketchup. It's a large pillow that the bum uses to , I presume, sleep on. Cardboard Box It's the Yahtzee Brand Store in RON. It's a very strange store that seems to have strange humming noise emitting from inside it. You can see a small counter in the corner of the room and a clerk sits behind it, a brain dead look on his face. Cold air covers a small area around a small freezer that sits in the left hand side of the room. A large shelf sits in front of you, hundreds of boxes of pudding are stacked up with a large sale sign beside them. Behind the pudding, is a rack full of magazines you never heard of. A magazine It's a magazine all about weight loss that's endorsed by Richard Simmons. Ugh... "Hey you. I saw you take that magazine. Yahtzee installs each of our eyes with nuclear vision. I have 800/20 vision." Pudding There are hundreds of boxes of pudding here. It actually begins to scare you. You've always had a fear of pudding ever since that strange clown made you eat some moldy vanilla pudding. But that's a story for another day... Bum The alley bum seems to just stand at the wall and stare into space. He seems to think he's a polka singer today. "Hello there, I'm Schmengle Schlotso and today I'll be playing The Egg Chicken Waltz at the Shriner Arena. Be sure to bring your dancing shoes because we'll be dancing into the evening." "Hey put that back. I saw you take that with my Nuclear Heatvision eyes that Yahtzee burnt into by eye sockets. I now have 800/20 vision" The road continues farther down Main Street. You can see Davy Jone's house sitting alone, there's no use going there because he's dead and his family doesn't even know you. A road leading to the hospital is to the North, it seems to have been recently paved. The smell of rotting flesh floats in from the east which could either be a cemetary, or a strange factory that kills humans for food. Clerk The clerk stands behind the counter with a vacant stare. He really looks like he should take a nap because his eyes are surrounded by black cicrcles. "Hello. Welcome to Yahtzee Brand product. Today we have a major sale on pudding. To celebrate the opening of a new Yahtzee Brand store in Canada, I've stayed up for 356 hours." Done The hospital smells strange when you enter it, but then you realize the smell is coming from the security guards, Vicks. Vicks is standing in front of the hallway which leads to the medicine room. A large desk sits near the top corner of the room with nothing on top of it. You can see another door to the West but it is locked. Vicks Vicks is one of the security guards for the hospital in town. He seems a little bored as he keeps on trying to smoke an unlit cigarette. "Hey, you shouldn't be here. This place is for the dead and the close to dead people." Desk The desk is filled with boxes and boxes of cigarettes and an empty coffee cup in the bottom drawer. The coffee cup is empty at the moment It's a box full of moldy chocolate. Delicious The desk is filled with boxes and boxes of cigarettes and a carton of moldy chocolate. You offer the moldy chocolate to the clerk and he's delighted to take a piece. As soon as he bites into the first one, the taste instantly disgusts him and he runs away into the backroom. As you hear him vomitting, you quickly take a magazine off the shelf. He comes back into the room looking as braindead as always. Welcome to Reality-on-the-Norm... Reality on the Norm. I found a brochure for it in the back of the rack. Almost seemed to be hiding itself. I looked over the booklet and was amazed by how boring it looked. The only fun thing they pointed out in the boox was the cemetary which contained corpses. Not my idea of a great time. But then I thought, maybe they made this place appaling to keep tourists away. Maybe it was the greatest place in the world and they wanted to keep it a secret. Of course, that wouldn't explain why they made a brochure in the first place but you decided to go anyway. You were Devo Billdo, and you were about to go on a trip to hell... You begin to reach for the clerk but notice he's watching you carefully. There's no way you could get one if he's there. You begin to reach for a box of pudding but the clerk sees your outreaching hand. You'll have to distract him first. You need to have chocolate first There are many, many boxes of cigarettes in this desk. Since you don't smoke, you decide to leave them where they are. The cemetary of the RON is quite large because it's used quite often. There are many tombstones lying around, most of them of unimportance. One does catch your eye, it's the statue of Davy Jone's in the corner of the cemetary. You can see a strange short man standing under a large tree in the shadows. He says his name is Scimpy Joe. Scimpy Joe Scimpy Joe seems to be the shady character in town. If you Scimpy Joe seems to be the shady character in town. If you're looking for a fake ID or some type of document, Scimpy's your guy. He's a short man with almost all black on. His big eyes seem to shift around in the darkness where's he always found. "Hehehehe. Hello there. I see you are new in town so maybe I can interest you in some products. Get me some dough, and you can get a fake ID. It's a good deal chum." Statue The large statue of Davy Jone's stands in the corner of the cemetary. You bend over and read a small insciprtion made at the base of the statue. "Davey Jones. The greatest dark warlock of our time. Beat that Harry Potter." The road continues farther down Main Street. You can see Davy Jone's house sitting alone, there's no use going there because he's dead and his family doesn't even know you. A road leading to the hospital is to the North, it seems to have been recently paved. The smell of rotting flesh floats in from the east which could either be a cemetary, or a strange factory that kills humans for food. You can see a large building which seems to be City Hall to the South. The lawn outside City Hall is kept in top shape as a gardener works on it three hours a day. The large doors to the City Hall are to the North and seem to be open. You can a large man sitting on a bench in front of City Hall, he seems to be tired. The lawn outside City Hall is kept in top shape as a gardener works on it three hours a day. The large doors to the City Hall are to the North and seem to be open. You can a large man sitting on a bench in front of City Hall. He says his name is George. George George is a quite fat man who always seems to be on some quest to lose weight. Judging by his suit, you guess he's been trying to jog and has already sat down to rest. "Hey there. So you're the new guy in town. I'm George, as you can tell I'm trying to lose weight. Phew...I should have brought along a steak." You don't have the magazine! George quickly takes the magazine about weight loss and a grin forms across his face. He pulls out some money and pays you for it. Money It's about ten dollars worth of money. It's a little wet from the sweat that George perspired on it. You don't have any money cheapskate! You hand the money over You hand the money over to Scimpy and he gladly takes it. He pulls out a camera and quickly takes a picture of you. He cuts up the photo, glues it onto an id and hand it over to you. Fake ID It's a terrible picture of you, hastily glued onto an ID Card. It seems your new name is Hojo Trumpowski. You're standing in Mayor Michael Gowen's new office, the zombie mayor. Mr.Gowen sits behind his large desk writing some forms about bringing back the show Webster. You can see Death sitting in the corner of the room talking on a cellphone, but he's too busy to talk to. Mr.Bowen is the new mayor of RON, and a damn good one at that. He's pro-good and against evil which edged him the victory. He make look scary, but he's a good guy. Mr.Bowen is the new mayor of RON, and a damn good one at that. He's pro-good and against evil which got him the victory. The Mayor "So you're the new guy in town. Hello, I'm the mayor. I guess you'll need a form to purchase a house so just get me some ID and you'll be all set to move into town." You hand the mayor the fake ID and he quickly looks it over. He opens a drawer in his desk and hands you a form that says you have the right to buy a house in RON. Form It's a form that says you have the mayor's permission to move into RON. You wonder why the mayor would have to approve it... The lawn outside City Hall is kept in top shape as a gardener works on it three hours a day. The large doors to the City Hall are to the North and seem to be open. You can a large man sitting on a bench in front of City Hall. He says his name is George. There's a path to the West that leads to a small house. This is the house you're planning to purchase in town. It's cheap, it's nice and it's not on fire. This is the house you're planning to purchase in town. It's cheap, it's nice and it's not on fire. You're standing outside of it where you Mr.Bower is the new mayor of RON, and a damn good one at that. He's pro-good and against evil which got him the victory. It's a form that says you have the mayor's permission to move into RON. You wonder why the mayor would have to approve it. All it needs is a signature. This is the house you're planning to purchase in town. It's cheap, it's nice and it's not on fire. You're standing outside of it where you can see Maria Scotterson, owner of the Cloudy Days Real Estate Agency. Maria Maria is one of the stranger residences of RON, and that's saying alot. She always seems to be angry at someone or something and sometimes shifts moods during a conversation. She's a tall woman who somewhat resembles a bird and always has the same navy suit on. "So you're that new guy in town. Pretty ugly if you ask me. Well, here's your hellhole of a house. Try not to close a door to hard or the whole place will explode. Oh, and I'll need a form from the mayor. He does a check on your history to make sure you're not a threat to society, but hey, they let me in here didn't they." This is the house you're planning to purchase in town. It's cheap, it's nice and it's not on fire. You're standing outside of it where you can see Maria Scotterson, owner of the Cloudy Days Real Estate Agency. You can see a blue car parked at the side of the road. Car It seems to be Maria's car, which means it has lots of damage from when she rammed into other cars in anger. You can see a small lighter lying on the ground beside it. It's a small gold lighter that, well, lights. You don't have a lighter You give the lighter to Vicks and he quickly runs out of the hospital for a smoke. With him gone, you sneak in the medicinal room. Unfortunately, someone has beaten you here as all the medicine is gone. So, you take a pen off of a table instead of medicine and return to the lobby as Vicks returns from his smoke. Pen It's a black ink pen that has been chewed and slobbered on. You don't have anything to sign it with You sign the form with your signature which makes it nice and legal. Signed Form It's a form that allows you to purchase a home here in RON. It has your signature on it. You have nothing to sign! You sign the form with the pen and then toss the utensil away. You don't have the signed form yet! You hand the signed form over to Maria and she quickly looks over it. She opens her pocket and pulls out a key to the house. You quickly take the key and hurry into the house. Good job. Now you have your own house in RON. It may have been a strange journey to get it, but it's done and you never want to remember it again in your lifetime. Welcome to Reality... The lawn outside City Hall is kept in top shape as a gardener works on it three hours a day. The large doors to the City Hall are to the East and seem to be open. You can a large man sitting on a bench in front of City Hall. He says his name is George. There's a path to the West that leads to a small house. Mr.Bowen is the new mayor of RON, and a damn good one at that. He's pro-good and against evil which got him the victory. Well, here you were in Reality with only your shirt on your back. Hmmm...maybe it's time to get a new shirt. It's a pretty small street filled with no pedestrians at all which makes it eerily quiet. You can see a small alley to the West which seems to have music playing ut from inside it. A small store to the North seems to be open, a strange yellow glow emits from the window. To the North West is a Scid's Bar,but it's locked up for the day. It has a large sign hanging from the window. To the East is a street that leads further into town. Welcome to Reality-on-the-Norm... Reality on the Norm. I found a brochure for it in the back of the rack. Almost seemed to be hiding itself. I looked over the booklet and was amazed by how terrible it looked. They kept on pointing out how fun the cemetery was. Maybe they were trying to make the town look appalling for a reason. Maybe it was so fun that they made it look awful. Of course, that wouldn't explain why they'd make a brochure in the first place. Suddenly, a group of fans pushed their way into the travel agency and began to scream and shout. Using your taser, you managed to make it outside alive. It was too dangerous to live in Hollywood anymore and so, you would head to where a famous musician like you could get some peace and quiet before your next album. Bradford Scotts sings the Jazz was set to be the next big hit. So, you packed your bags and got on the next bus to Reality-on-the-Norm... Kunafits