Your dresser drawer is messier than you remember. Having long since outgrown your clothes, it's a wonder they are still neatly tucked inside each drawer. The top of the dresser is riddled with dents. A very large closet but there's hardly anything in it. It's a shame, really.. to think your mom threw out all those wonderful magazines years ago. You stare at it for awhile but realize it's not working right. The dials have long since worn down. What's more, the antenna appears to be missing. A lovely fireplace set in cobblestone. What a sight! You remember years ago how you used to sit in front of it at Christmas time, waiting for Santa Claus toshow up. Of course, he never showed up or ate your mom's cookies. There is a mantle above it. This mantle is newly polished with a fine luster. As you gaze into it's cold reflecttion, you notice you forgot to shave this morning. Tisk, tisk. This is a small couch set it an ugly yellow and orange color. Vintage for your parents, a nightmare for your brother and sister. Apparently they had vivid imaginations and believed the Buggy monster hid underneathe it. This mirror needs cleaning badly. Whoever smeared toothpaste on it needs to clean it up before it dries. The floor is quite dirty, which reminds you of something else that you can't seem to recall at this moment... This towel rack is currently empty of towels at the moment. Your mom was always good at making sure you had clean towels every time you showered. A lovely bathtub devoid of water. You'd take a bath right now if you didn't have better things to do...like clean up this mess! This wooden table has quite a few cut marks from butcher knives hitting unmercifully against the counter. There is a box sitting on the table here. This is a sturdy wooden box. Stamped on it's front are the words 'FRAGILE: This box contains heavy appliances.' The box is nailed shut, requiring great force to open. This is a sturdy wooden box. Stamped on it's front are the words 'FRAGILE: This box contains heavy appliances.' The box has been forcibly opened. This large refridgerator hasn't been used much as of late. You can tell just by looking inside that care has not been taken to maintain it's core temperature. For some reason, there is an icepick alongside a container of vanilla ice cream. This large refridgerator hasn't been used much as of late. You can tell just by looking inside that care has not been taken to maintain it's core temperature. These are small metal sprinker heads with an ackward looking mechanism with which to spray water. They seem to work well,however, as evidenced by your soaking wet clothes. The treehouse is far too high up to examine in great detail. This wooden picket fence reminds you of landscapes in your dreams, where many young women frolick about while whistling at you and only you. What a nice house! Your parents obviously picked a good one. You espcially like the job they did on the roof; in your old house, before this one, it leaked on your head at night from constant water damage. The school is too far away to examine closely. The park is minute compared to what your used to. Perhaps if you examined it a bit closer, you might notice a few things of note. The note reads: 'Use sand to fill the hole.' You discard the note. What odd-looking palm trees these are! Not even Bevery Hills can compare to this quagmire of contorted lunacy. You wonder if people voted on a proposition in the last election to have them removed? You are a bit closer now, and notice a few park benches in the middle of the park. In the center of the park stands a large granite statue. It's part of a large fountain, but it's too far away to noctice visably. The fountain is made of granite, but it too is much too far away to notice visably. The crosswalk? It's just two lines across the center of the road. Why'd you want to know that? This large metal fence is about 15 feet high, so it's much too vertical to attempt a safe climb. There is, however, a small hole in the fence. You could squeeze through the fence, but you'd have to learn a special skill first... The school is too far away to examine closely. These are small wooden and metal benches for use by anyone within the park. A sign on one of the benches reads: 'CAUTION: Wet paint!' This is a large fountain with a statue of a woman, but other than that you'd need to be close by in order to examine it well. This small trail heads past a graveyard into a large forest. It appears a bit slippery without proper footwear but you can try to 'walk' anyways. On the pond are a few ducks but nothing really impressive. These roses are an odd purple color with oversized thorns. This garden is surprisingly well kept despite it's size. A few roses line the east wall while a vine hangs on a nearby wall. This vine starts about ten feet above you and wraps around the top of the wall. It appears to be a sticky vine. The wall is blackened from obvious fires set by mischevious little kids. This fountain is set in brick and granite with a modest touch of roman art adorning the sides. A statue of a young woman stands in the center. This is an ancient greek statue of a young woman. She appears to be in her early twenties with long curly hair and firm breasts. There is a small hole on her forearm. The basin is constructed out of porous concrete and layered brick. There is a small metal grate above 10 feet below the surface of the water. The grate is rusted shut. The only thing that could open it is a wondering. It's about 2 inches in diameter. You notice dried sand around it's edges. This is a bicycle path with smushed pieces of gum. An avid gum collector, you notice one of them to be Bubbilicious 'Grape' flavor. Well, most of them are smushed so you can't make out any specific details although you do notice a red piece of gum that looks somewhat chewable. Although most of the gum remains, you notice one spot where someone removed a red piece of gum. You kneel down to smell it and determine it's flavor to be cherry. The pond is rather small with a few ducks floating around in circles. Most of these people are staring at you as they pass, but it's probably not because of your 12th century armor, bird crested shield, or your 6-foot long broadsword. Perhaps it's the way you smell instead. This is an ice cream truck. A large man named 'Tido' stands behind the counter taking orders from overzealous kids. He seems rather big to them. The fountain is about 20 yards away from you and a bunch of people are gathered around two sports figures in funny looking jerseys. The young woman is too far away to examine closely. The building is about forty feet wide, yeah tall, with recently cleaned glass windows. There is a small sign above the doorway. These windows are about 3 by 4 with 3-inch thick panes. The corners of the windows appear to have dust on them. Well, you examine the dust but then realize you are deathly allergic to it. Oops, I guess you died, huh? The sign is made out of wood. Painted on it's surface are dark red letters. You could try reading it, you know. This is Cathy. She's about 35, married and grouchy as can be. It's a wonder they haven't fired her yet despite her relatively nice looks. The counter is about 3 feet above your ankles. On top of the counter are a few pictures, supposedly of the receptionists husband and children. My, nosey aren't we? Well, since you're curious, you might as well know... The husband on the right is about 31, athletic, with blond hair and a winning smile. He is wearing a pro football jersey with a strange blue star on his helmet. On his left side, written in black ink, are the hand written words: 'To my biggest fan, Cathy. Love, Troy. This is a Coke machine. If you put 75 cents in you can get a soda pop. This trophy case houses the local elementary school's soccer trophies. There are about three distinct racks near the back which haven't been dusted in some time. There is a clean spot where a trophy has been removed. You're kidding right? Ok, well, the racks are about ten feet in length and are in grave need of cleaning. Perhaps you could go find a rag and clean them off while you're busy wasting valuable time. It's a rather large pond with several ducks floating about. One of them apears to have lost it's bearings and is now headed straight for a small whirlpool. This is a small whirlpool that has just now appeared. Kind of strange to find one in a park duck pond, but then again this game is full of surprises. These ducks are about the size of a football with miniture fluffy wings on them called feathers. Each come in different colors and the ducks themselves come packaged with large orange colored spoons on there noses called bills. Despite being in the middle of a park, this duck pond is filtered daily and is even drinkable if you have a container. Just don't drink it after 6 pm. These darn kids are at it again, throwing rocks at these poor little ducks who are trying to swim around on this pond. Perhaps you should walk over to them and introduce them to Mr. Sword. It's a small garden, but you'll have to get a bit closer in order to examine it closely. This fence is about 15 feet high and layered with thick metal wires. Are you referring to the stuff lying on the ground or the things crawling around on four legs? You can't make out what exactly this stuff is, but you do know that a section of one burnt piece is the letter 'P'. Judging by it's color, size and shape you quickly determine it's the remnants of the August 1998 issue of Playboy. The food is awfully rotten and looks like it's been around for weeks. It seems to be a quad of sorts, but you'll beed to get a bit closer to find out. This yard is much smaller than you remember but it's still a yard. There is a small sandbox nearby. These are quite small, but you could try to 'enter' one if you'd like. This sand castle is slowly falling apart. Perhaps you could get some sand and try reworking it to its former glory? Ack! This sandbox is quite small...what a bummer! Too bad you can't fit! This immense quad has several trees inside wooden pots. There is a large geometric figure near the lockers to the south. This is a rather small school. You remember your days rampaging about, a devil for sure. Good thing your principal retired long ago. These small trees have medium-sized berries on them. You don't see anything special about the pots. A large geometric figure. You think it resembles a small '&' sign, but other than that it's quite arbitrary. The lockers are too far away to examine closely. This is the principal's office. Although he was fired years ago, you still remember frank talks with the principal on Friday afternoons. There is a small detention room to the west. This counter is very long. Other than that you don't care about it. What an ugly room! Well, you spent so much time in these walls that you hardly notice them anymore. But it's still ugly. These walls are the same color as the classrooms. These lockers are painted a disgusting yellow color. Despite this, they are in remarkable good shape for having been built almost 20 years ago. On one of the lockers you notice the scribble 'Katie loves Jason'. You wonder if it's the same jason who appeared in all those movies? Well, these handles are kinda weird looking. It would be rather difficult to describe them without giving you a photograph. Do you really want to see them anyways? Hmm...not much to say really. It's a library. You could get a bit closer of course. It's your old locker! Strangly enough, it is jammed shut and won't open. Even typing 'open locker' won't work. Perhaps you need another tool... These shelves are really dirty. You doubt they have been cleaned in years. This library is quite small. There are a few terminals near the back room while several rows of book shelves towerr above you. Hmm...not much to say really. It's a library. It would be nice if they cleaned the shelves someday. They appear to be ancient computer terminals. You could get a bit closer of course. These are large oak tables. Nothing special. What a nice clock! It seems to be telling the correct time. You notice nothing special about the study. These walls have all kinds of nasty pictures and obscene writing on them. The picture is that of a pendant and a warrior. Around the warrior is drawn a park, school, dungeon, and of course a house. Someone obviously has a vivid imagination. You notice nothing special about the study. The writing is almost illegible, but from what you can discern the scribble means '#@%#%$#!' Beneathe the scribble are the words 'turn on terminal'. This bathroom is extremely dirty. There is usually a painter here who helps with remodeling. You need to exit the bathroom first. Oh wow! It's an old Apple II! Of course, it's in bad shape with all kinds of dirt and smudges around the terminal. It's the old IIe model with 128K RAM. This doesn't mean much to you. You don't notice anything special about the tables. These lights are very bright. Some are even broken, but who cares when the school superintendant is always sniffing glue? What ugly carpeting! It's a mixture of brown and purple. Whomever designed this crap is no doubt long dead. These walls are just as ugly as the carpeting. Green and pink stripes are smeared across the base of the walls. You wonder if first graders doing fingerpainting accidentally painted these walls. This hallway is rather narrow. There is a closet at the end of the hall. It's kinda boring looking at the ceiling, isn't it? Other than it's weird shape, you can't really tell what the heck it is. Written on the chalkboard are the words 'The Spanish Armada - 1588'. Under those words are student scribble that reads 'use globe'. There is nothing written on the chalkboard. This is a globe of the world. You study it with interest... It's kinda small, isn't it? Well, I suppose it could be useful if you were a teacher in math class. But you hate math, so what's the point? This is the teacher's desk. There are many items on it, the most useful of which are discussed in the room description. This is a small fishtank. It is empty. Other than the ugly walls, it's an average sized classroom. Nothing special. It's a funny looking door, with all kinds of dents in it. You notice nothing unusual about the wall.