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An unlit torch. A large metal dartboard. An odd-looking egg A small jewel. A smokey glass bottle. An ancient spellbook. A heavy cookbook. A pickle. A toothpick matches. An iron key. An analog clock. A small wooden flute. sand. A large gleaming pendant. An icepick. A metal crowbar. An NFL endorsed football. A coil of rope. A small dagger. A two-handed sword. A heavy longsword. A small hand axe. A powerful broadsword. cloak. A small robe. tunic. An expensive vest. A sturdy piece of armor. Chainmail. shoes. A pair of boots. A small hat. An NFL-endorsed helmet. Pele's shinguards. A metal anklet. A small ring. A strong-looking shield. A magical ring. A magical helmet. A magic shield. A suit of forcemail armor. A curious blue ring. A magic wand. Healing elixir. A small vial. A magic scroll. A digital wristwatch. A pair of reading glasses. A pair of sun glasses. scarf. A small red hankerchief. A large metal bucket. (empty) This is a small leather bag. You can put things in it. A small wooden torch with burnt edges. This is a sturdy dartboard with several minute holes in it. This egg is an odd mixture of red, yellow and pink. It appears to be some sort of easter egg, although it feels a bit heavier than most. This rare jewel shines brightly. Apparently someone forgot about it. A smokey glass bottle. Inside is a small note. This spellbook is obviously very old. There is a ton of dust on the cover, and some of the pages appear to be water damaged. A heavy cookbook with funny looking recipes. A small, half eaten pickel. A small wooden toothpick. A book of matches. There is an inscription on the cover. A tiny metal key. This old analog clock appears to be going the wrong way. This wooden flute has been crafted to perfectly fit your hands. These are small grains of sand. A gleaming pendant with a magical aura about it. A small icepick used for chipping ice (or other objects). This sturdy looking crowbar was once used to break into your neighbor's vanillia-colored 1979 Volvo. This is an officially endorsed product of the NFL. It is a sturdy football. A small coil of rope about ten feet in length. A sharp dagger with a ruby on it's hilt. A two-handed sword with razor thin edges. A longsword with thick edges and a heavy downswing. This is a small hand axe used for butchering meat. This powerful broadsword has been forged in the fires of hell. A small velvet cloak with a minute tear on the end. This is a heavy green robe with brass buttons and a regal white trim. A light weight tunic worn by most commoners. An expensive looking vest worn by most Dorkmart employees. A sturdy piece of armor with a glass framework. A strong chainlinked armor with reinforced plates. A pair tennis shoes, size 9. They are about the size of your feet. A strong pair of leather boots. The heels are reinforced with metal. A funny looking hat with a 'reporter' sign on it. An officially endorsed NFL product. It has a blue star on it. These are shinguards worn by Pele. They have grass stains on them. This anklet is composed of a strong titanium metal. It appears ancient. A small ring with a red ruby attached to it's band. This is a small but sturdy shield. There is a bird symbol on it. This is a magnificent looking ring with a strange, pulsating yellow glow. An incredibly strong helmet worn by the ancient ones of years past. A magical force shield which emanates an invisible electrical field. This magical armor vibrates in low frequencies, slow crushing it's opposing adversaries. You feel like the wind as you wear it, almost as light as a feather. This magic wand has long since lost it's powers. More suitable in carny shows than for incanting anything. A small jug of healing elixir. It is dark purple. A small vial of healing salvos. An ancient scroll with obscure handwriting. A digital wristwatch. It appears to be telling the correct time. A pair of glasses with golden metal frames. The lenses are scratched. A pair of sun glasses. They are in need of cleaning. This is a small wool scarf. It has an odd looking deer on it. A small hankerchief with polka dots. It appears to have slime on it. A large metal bucket. It is rusting. A stout clerk. He smiles at you as you enter. A large butcher with solid looking arms. A sly bartender who likes to play tricks on his patrons. A jolly cook with big cheeks, an even larger butt, and fresh brownies. An aging security guard who has yet to see a decent paycheck. A park ranger wearing a large, wide-brimmed hat with a bear on it. A funny looking elf about half your size. He seems to be picking his nose. A menacing goblin with a rather big nose. His arms are huge! A blood-soaked skeleton with cracked rib cages. He has an eyepatch over one of his eyes. This is a scary looking rust beast. It has large tentacles coming out of it's side, kind of like vines. It doesn't look too happy. A friendly wolf with yellow eyes. He seems content on watching you. A large warrior with flowing hair. He nods at you as you pass. A no-good thief. He eyes your inventory suspiciously. A strong paladin with a deadly gaze. He nods at you as you pass. An old priest. He seems intent on directing prayer at you. An ancient monk who makes fine wine, or so he claims. A teenage boy. He seems interested in watching girls, when there around. A teenage girl. She looks pretty with all that makeup on. A large chicken. It walks around in circles, clucking obscenities. A small duck. It swims endlessly around the pond in circles. A mischievous clown who looks funny in his clown suit. He seems to be entertaining kids at the moment. A villager with newly cleaned socks. He seems to have learned from the last few times. This is Pele, a world famous soccer player. He is kicking a soccer ball high in the air, while showing everybody his moves. This is Troy Aikmann. He looks funny in his football jersey, but then again all the women around him don't seem to care. This is a powerful dragon with razor sharp claws. It's underbelly is bright orange, which makes you think of Bluff the Tragic Dragon. A clever minded cleric who likes to manipulate rings. He nods at you as you walk by. This is a large crow. It seems to have an ancient wisdom about it. This is a no-good bully. He likes to beat up innocent little kids who cross his path. He has an unusual amount of money on hand. This is a 30-something teacher. He stares at you as you disturb his class. This is the principal of Dorkville High School. He seems to remember you from 1982, when you called him a 'humongous freakoid'. This is a veteran police officer. He glares at you as you pass. This is Joe the fireman. He is stained in grease and smells heavily of smoke. His suspenders are red, like his hat. This is a small painter from Dorkville Painters, Inc. He has a bushy mustache, small glasses, and green overalls. He has a strange accent. This is Faldor, the person body guard. 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