(dp0 S'buildDestination' p1 V/Users/Jay/Desktop/CastleDoomstone.html p2 sS'saveDestination' p3 V/Users/Jay/Documents/Stuff/_2014_Fiction/CastleDoomstone.tws p4 sS'target' p5 S'sugarcane' p6 sS'storyPanel' p7 (dp8 S'widgets' p9 (lp10 (dp11 S'selected' p12 I00 sS'pos' p13 (lp14 I430 aI10 asS'passage' p15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p16 (dp18 S'text' p19 VYou stand before a massive castle, its walls and towers rising toward the sky. \u000a\u000aThis is Castle Doomstone.\u000a\u000aThis is where the dragon lives.\u000a\u000aToday, you fight evil! Today, you fight injustice! Today, you will get your bike back from that dirty, thieving dragon!\u000a\u000a[[Enter the castle.]] p20 sS'title' p21 VStart p22 sS'modified' p23 ctime struct_time p24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I2 I20 I40 I5 I53 I0 tp25 (dp26 tp27 Rp28 sS'tags' p29 (lp30 sS'created' p31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I21 I56 I21 I4 I52 I0 tp32 (dp33 tp34 Rp35 sbsa(dp36 g12 I00 sg13 (lp37 I10 aI150 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p38 (dp39 g19 VCastle Doomstone p40 sg21 VStoryTitle p41 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I2 I20 I23 I5 I53 I0 tp42 (dp43 tp44 Rp45 sg29 (lp46 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I21 I56 I21 I4 I52 I0 tp47 (dp48 tp49 Rp50 sbsa(dp51 g12 I00 sg13 (lp52 I10 aI290 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p53 (dp54 g19 VStrangelander p55 sg21 VStoryAuthor p56 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I44 I41 I0 I55 I0 tp57 (dp58 tp59 Rp60 sg29 (lp61 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I21 I56 I21 I4 I52 I0 tp62 (dp63 tp64 Rp65 sbsa(dp66 g12 I00 sg13 (lp67 F430.0 aF150.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p68 (dp69 g19 VYou march across the drawbridge and into the courtyard. Before you lies the main keep, its large doorway yawning open. To the right stands a dark tower, looming menacingly. And to the left sits a medium-sized rock. But it's not really important to the story.\u000a\u000a[[Enter the main keep.]]\u000a[[Enter the dark tower.]] p70 sg21 VEnter the castle. p71 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I39 I1 I4 I52 I0 tp72 (dp73 tp74 Rp75 sg29 (lp76 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I2 I23 I4 I52 I0 tp77 (dp78 tp79 Rp80 sbsa(dp81 g12 I00 sg13 (lp82 F430.0 aF290.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p83 (dp84 g19 VYou stride into the main keep. As soon as you cross the threshold, the heavy gate slides down behind you with a clang, shutting you in. You'll have to find another way out.\u000a\u000aThe entryway is enormous. The ceiling soars far above you, and the walls are draped with long tapestries. Your footfalls make no sound on the thick red carpet.\u000a\u000aAhead of you lies the great hall, its doors closed. To the side is a smaller door that leads to the dungeons. You know this because it has a sign that says "Dungeon Entrance - Mind Your Step."\u000a\u000a[[Enter the great hall.]]\u000a[[Enter the dungeons.]] p85 sg21 VEnter the main keep. p86 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I29 I53 I4 I52 I0 tp87 (dp88 tp89 Rp90 sg29 (lp91 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I10 I25 I4 I52 I0 tp92 (dp93 tp94 Rp95 sbsa(dp96 g12 I00 sg13 (lp97 F430.0 aF430.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p98 (dp99 g19 VYou try the doors, but they won't budge. They're locked!\u000a\u000aYou guess you'll have to see what's in the dungeons.\u000a\u000a[[Enter the dungeons.]] p100 sg21 VEnter the great hall. p101 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I28 I16 I4 I52 I0 tp102 (dp103 tp104 Rp105 sg29 (lp106 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I18 I44 I4 I52 I0 tp107 (dp108 tp109 Rp110 sbsa(dp111 g12 I00 sg13 (lp112 F570.0 aF430.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p113 (dp114 g19 VYou descend into the dungeons and have a lot of really cool adventures. Super crazy stuff. There's not enough space to write about them here, but suffice it to say they involved this troll and a unicorn and thirty pounds of waffles and you lost hearing in your left ear for a week.\u000a\u000aThe important thing is that at the end of the dungeon you found the key to the main hall.\u000a\u000a[[Go back to the entryway.]] p115 sg21 VEnter the dungeons. p116 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I46 I51 I5 I53 I0 tp117 (dp118 tp119 Rp120 sg29 (lp121 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I20 I56 I4 I52 I0 tp122 (dp123 tp124 Rp125 sbsa(dp126 g12 I00 sg13 (lp127 F570.0 aF570.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p128 (dp129 g19 VYou trudge back out of the dungeons and into the entryway, tracking syrup onto the carpet.\u000a\u000aYou try the key in the main hall door's lock. Click. The massive doors swing open!\u000a\u000a[[Go into the main hall.]] p130 sg21 VGo back to the entryway. p131 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I32 I29 I4 I52 I0 tp132 (dp133 tp134 Rp135 sg29 (lp136 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I26 I33 I4 I52 I0 tp137 (dp138 tp139 Rp140 sbsa(dp141 g12 I00 sg13 (lp142 F570.0 aF710.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p143 (dp144 g19 VActually, it turns out this is the coat room for the main hall. The main hall is beyond another set of doors. \u000a\u000aThe coat room walls are lined with hooks. Dozens of coats, cloaks, and robes hang along either side. A tall rack holds a cluster of hats and scarves.\u000a\u000aOn the far wall, a long box mounted on the wall catches your eye. It has a window on the front and lettering that reads: IN CASE OF DRAGON, BREAK GLASS. Inside, hanging on two clips, is a double-barrel shotgun with "Old Betsy" engraved on its stock in cursive. Unfortunately, the mallet for breaking the glass is also inside the box. \u000a\u000aFortunately, there's a latch on the side of the box.\u000a\u000a[[Open the latch.]] p145 sg21 VGo into the main hall. p146 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I50 I7 I5 I53 I0 tp147 (dp148 tp149 Rp150 sg29 (lp151 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I31 I46 I4 I52 I0 tp152 (dp153 tp154 Rp155 sbsa(dp156 g12 I00 sg13 (lp157 F150.0 aF290.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p158 (dp159 g19 VYou squeeze through the narrow archway at the bottom of the dark tower and begin climbing the spiral stairs. \u000a\u000aActually, calling it a "dark tower" was unkind. It's really very well lit from small windows placed every few feet along the staircase. It's nicely ventilated, too.\u000a\u000aWhich is good, because there are so many stairs. So many, many stairs. You lose count after ten thousand, four hundred and sixty-two, and it seems like you've been climbing for hours since then.\u000a\u000aSuddenly, you reach the top. There's a low door with a sign that says: "Wizard Frozzleblip - Office Hours: 9am-6pm, Mon-Fri"\u000a\u000a[[Open the door.]] p160 sg21 VEnter the dark tower. p161 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I48 I52 I4 I52 I0 tp162 (dp163 tp164 Rp165 sg29 (lp166 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I39 I1 I4 I52 I0 tp167 (dp168 tp169 Rp170 sbsa(dp171 g12 I00 sg13 (lp172 F150.0 aF430.0 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p173 (dp174 g19 VYou push open the door, which creaks loudly.\u000a\u000aInside, you find a bearded old man in flowing robes stooped over a bubbling cauldron, stirring it carefully. A creepy mist flows from the pot and drifts across the floor toward you. The smell is overpowering.\u000a\u000a"Wizard Frozzleblip?" you call.\u000a\u000aThe elderly man turns, gazing at you with piercing eyes. He speaks, his voice low and powerful. "No, I'm the janitor," he intones. "Frozzleblip's on vacation until the 23rd. Can I help you?"\u000a\u000a[[Ask him for help against the dragon.]] p175 sg21 VOpen the door. p176 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I58 I30 I4 I52 I0 tp177 (dp178 tp179 Rp180 sg29 (lp181 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I48 I52 I4 I52 I0 tp182 (dp183 tp184 Rp185 sbsa(dp186 g12 I00 sg13 (lp187 I150 aI570 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p188 (dp189 g19 V"Um," you stammer. "Is that potion you're making strong enough I could use it to kill a dragon?"\u000a\u000aThe janitor strokes his long whiskers a moment. "Potion? Oh, no, this is just my laundry." He puts down the stirring stick. "But if you want to kill the dragon, I believe I know just the thing."\u000a\u000aHe hobbles over to a shelf cluttered with bottles and flasks of all shapes and sizes. He reaches a few of them down, wheezing with the effort. Then from the back of the shelf he lifts out a double-barrel shotgun.\u000a\u000a"Old Betsy here," he says, patting the firearm affectionately. "She ought to do the trick."\u000a\u000a[[Take the shotgun.]] p190 sg21 VAsk him for help against the dragon. p191 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I5 I56 I4 I52 I0 tp192 (dp193 tp194 Rp195 sg29 (lp196 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I22 I57 I2 I4 I52 I0 tp197 (dp198 tp199 Rp200 sbsa(dp201 g12 I00 sg13 (lp202 I150 aI710 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p203 (dp204 g19 VYou tuck the shotgun under an arm and pocket the shells he gives you, thanking him repeatedly. You turn to go.\u000a\u000a"Oh, by the way," he says. "Use the back door of the keep, its a lot easier. Just remember, 'Monkeys Can't Staple.'"\u000a\u000aYou step out of the room and close the door behind you, shaking your head.\u000a\u000a[[Leave the tower and go to the keep's back door.]] p205 sg21 VTake the shotgun. p206 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I17 I14 I4 I52 I0 tp207 (dp208 tp209 Rp210 sg29 (lp211 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I5 I56 I4 I52 I0 tp212 (dp213 tp214 Rp215 sbsa(dp216 g12 I00 sg13 (lp217 I150 aI850 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p218 (dp219 g19 VYou trudge down the millions of stairs, finally reaching the courtyard. Following the janitor's advice, you go around the keep to the back and find a wide stone door set in the wall.\u000a\u000aOn the door are three symbols: a Star, a Moon, and a Comet. It must be some kind of combination password.\u000a\u000a[[Press Star.|shock]]\u000a[[Press Moon.|combo2]]\u000a[[Press Comet.|shock]] p220 sg21 VLeave the tower and go to the keep's back door. p221 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I21 I5 I4 I52 I0 tp222 (dp223 tp224 Rp225 sg29 (lp226 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I17 I14 I4 I52 I0 tp227 (dp228 tp229 Rp230 sbsa(dp231 g12 I00 sg13 (lp232 I290 aI850 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p233 (dp234 g19 VAs soon as you touch the symbol, a powerful electric current jolts your body, throwing you to the ground.\u000a\u000aNow you'll have to start all over again. What did the old janitor say, something about "Monkeys Can't Staple?" Maybe that was a hint.\u000a\u000a[[Press Star.|shock]]\u000a[[Press Moon.|combo2]]\u000a[[Press Comet.|shock]] p235 sg21 Vshock p236 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I23 I22 I4 I52 I0 tp237 (dp238 tp239 Rp240 sg29 (lp241 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I21 I32 I4 I52 I0 tp242 (dp243 tp244 Rp245 sbsa(dp246 g12 I00 sg13 (lp247 I150 aI990 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p248 (dp249 g19 VYou press the Moon symbol, and it sinks into the door with a click. Hmm, what's next?\u000a\u000a[[Press Star.|shock]]\u000a[[Press Moon.|shock]]\u000a[[Press Comet.|combo3]] p250 sg21 Vcombo2 p251 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I24 I23 I4 I52 I0 tp252 (dp253 tp254 Rp255 sg29 (lp256 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I23 I32 I4 I52 I0 tp257 (dp258 tp259 Rp260 sbsa(dp261 g12 I00 sg13 (lp262 I150 aI1130 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p263 (dp264 g19 VYou press the Comet symbol, clicking it into place. You should just need one more symbol.\u000a\u000a[[Press Star.|open]]\u000a[[Press Moon.|shock]]\u000a[[Press Comet.|shock]] p265 sg21 Vcombo3 p266 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I25 I48 I4 I52 I0 tp267 (dp268 tp269 Rp270 sg29 (lp271 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I24 I34 I4 I52 I0 tp272 (dp273 tp274 Rp275 sbsa(dp276 g12 I00 sg13 (lp277 I150 aI1270 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p278 (dp279 g19 VThe Star symbol clicks in and the whole door slides into the wall with a rumbling noise. Eureka!\u000a\u000a[[Go in to the main hall.]] p280 sg21 Vopen p281 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I38 I7 I4 I52 I0 tp282 (dp283 tp284 Rp285 sg29 (lp286 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I25 I56 I4 I52 I0 tp287 (dp288 tp289 Rp290 sbsa(dp291 g12 I00 sg13 (lp292 I150 aI1410 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p293 (dp294 g19 VYou swagger into the main hall, swinging Old Betsy on your hip. That dragon's either going to give back your bike, or eat lead!\u000a\u000aThe main hall is vast. Light streams in through high stained glass windows. Massive pillars and iron chandeliers arch over a gargantuan pile of gold and treasure. You see your bike in the corner, buried in coins. You also see a large mirror, a washing machine, an old Nintendo 64, and a stack of National Geographics sticking out of the pile. \u000a\u000aAnd atop it all sits the dragon, a smug look on his reptilian features.\u000a\u000a"Ssssoooo," the dragon hisses, eyes flaring red. "It hasss found me ssssooo sssooon?" It chuckles, a throaty rumbling. "It wantssss itsss precioussss little bike, doessss it?"\u000a\u000a[[Answer the dragon.]]\u000a\u000a p295 sg21 VGo in to the main hall. p296 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I33 I41 I5 I53 I0 tp297 (dp298 tp299 Rp300 sg29 (lp301 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I27 I15 I4 I52 I0 tp302 (dp303 tp304 Rp305 sbsa(dp306 g12 I00 sg13 (lp307 I150 aI1550 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p308 (dp309 g19 V"Yes!" you say, not feeling as confident as you sound. "Give it back."\u000a\u000a"But I ssstole it fair and ssssquare..." hisses the dragon, unfurling its wings. It begins crawling down the pile of treasure towards you.\u000a\u000aIt's now or never.\u000a\u000a[[Shoot the dragon!]]\u000a[[Grab your bike and run!]] p310 sg21 VAnswer the dragon. p311 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I58 I7 I5 I53 I0 tp312 (dp313 tp314 Rp315 sg29 (lp316 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I50 I54 I4 I52 I0 tp317 (dp318 tp319 Rp320 sbsa(dp321 g12 I00 sg13 (lp322 I150 aI1690 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p323 (dp324 g19 VYou shoulder the shotgun, aim at the dragon's chest, and pull the trigger. The blast is deafening in the giant hall.\u000a\u000a"Sssssillly creature..." the dragon chortles, dusting off its scales. "It thought a ssssimple gun could hurt me!" The dragon's eyes are glowing a troubling color of red.\u000a\u000aYou swallow, backing up.\u000a\u000aYou've got one more shell left in Old Betsy, better make it count.\u000a\u000a[[Shoot the dragon again!]]\u000a[[Shoot the mirror!]]\u000a[[Shoot the washing machine!]]\u000a[[Shoot the Nintendo 64!]]\u000a[[Shoot the National Geographics!]]\u000a[[Shoot out the windows!]]\u000a[[Shoot down the chandelier!]]\u000a[[Grab your bike and run!]] p325 sg21 VShoot the dragon! p326 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I48 I27 I5 I53 I0 tp327 (dp328 tp329 Rp330 sg29 (lp331 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I21 I23 I59 I9 I4 I52 I0 tp332 (dp333 tp334 Rp335 sbsa(dp336 g12 I00 sg13 (lp337 I850 aI1830 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p338 (dp339 g19 VYou angle the shotgun up at the long chain suspending the chandelier over the hall. Old Betsy roars, and sparks fly from the chain.\u000a\u000aPing! The chain snaps, and the chandelier drops, a ton of wrought iron and candles plummeting straight for the dragon's head. CLANG! The dragon passes out with a groan, trapped beneath the heavy light fixture.\u000a\u000aWhistling, you saunter over to the corner and pull your bike from the pile of treasure. You check. The bell still works.\u000a\u000aYou hop on your bike and ride down the middle of the hall. Opening the main doors, you pedal out the entryway, over the courtyard, and across the drawbridge, toward home and supper.\u000a\u000aTHE END p340 sg21 VShoot down the chandelier! p341 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I21 I23 I5 I53 I0 tp342 (dp343 tp344 Rp345 sg29 (lp346 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I10 I45 I5 I53 I0 tp347 (dp348 tp349 Rp350 sbsa(dp351 g12 I00 sg13 (lp352 I710 aI1830 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p353 (dp354 g19 VYou swing the shotgun to the side, aim, and pull the trigger. With a deafening roar and a crash, the window shatters, spraying shards of stained glass everywhere.\u000a\u000aWhich doesn't really accomplish anything.\u000a\u000a<>\u000a\u000aAt least you died in a well-ventilated area.\u000a\u000a[[TRY AGAIN|Go in to the main hall.]] p355 sg21 VShoot out the windows! p356 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I46 I1 I0 I55 I0 tp357 (dp358 tp359 Rp360 sg29 (lp361 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I19 I15 I5 I53 I0 tp362 (dp363 tp364 Rp365 sbsa(dp366 g12 I00 sg13 (lp367 I290 aI1690 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p368 (dp369 g19 VThe dragon's eyes are glowing white hot now, and emitting a high-pitched whine. That can't be good. Suddenly, with a pew-pew-pew sound, twin laser beams shoot from the dragon's eyes, incinerating you instantly. p370 sg21 Vdeath p371 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I27 I20 I5 I53 I0 tp372 (dp373 tp374 Rp375 sg29 (lp376 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I27 I10 I5 I53 I0 tp377 (dp378 tp379 Rp380 sbsa(dp381 g12 I00 sg13 (lp382 I570 aI1830 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p383 (dp384 g19 VYou aim downward and pull the trigger. The shotgun roars, and the old magazines fly into tiny educational scraps of paper.\u000a\u000aWhich doesn't really get you anywhere, dragon-wise.\u000a\u000a<>\u000a\u000aAt least you died in a pretty cool way. Lasers are awesome!\u000a\u000a[[TRY AGAIN|Go in to the main hall.]] p385 sg21 VShoot the National Geographics! p386 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I45 I57 I0 I55 I0 tp387 (dp388 tp389 Rp390 sg29 (lp391 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I28 I19 I5 I53 I0 tp392 (dp393 tp394 Rp395 sbsa(dp396 g12 I00 sg13 (lp397 I10 aI1830 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p398 (dp399 g19 VWith a battle cry, you level the shotgun at the dragon and blast it again!\u000a\u000aYou hear a ricochet, and remember that old saying: The definition of insanity is trying the same thing twice and expecting different results.\u000a\u000a<>\u000a\u000aWhat a crazy way to die.\u000a\u000a[[TRY AGAIN|Go in to the main hall.]] p400 sg21 VShoot the dragon again! p401 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I45 I30 I0 I55 I0 tp402 (dp403 tp404 Rp405 sg29 (lp406 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I32 I40 I5 I53 I0 tp407 (dp408 tp409 Rp410 sbsa(dp411 g12 I00 sg13 (lp412 I150 aI1830 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p413 (dp414 g19 VYou aim at the mirror and pull the trigger. Old Betsy roars, and the mirror explodes into billions of tiny reflective shards, like glitter. Pretty.\u000a\u000aBut foolish.\u000a\u000a<>\u000a\u000aAt least you died in a pretty cool way. Lasers are awesome!\u000a\u000a[[TRY AGAIN|Go in to the main hall.]] p415 sg21 VShoot the mirror! p416 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I45 I33 I0 I55 I0 tp417 (dp418 tp419 Rp420 sg29 (lp421 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I38 I42 I5 I53 I0 tp422 (dp423 tp424 Rp425 sbsa(dp426 g12 I00 sg13 (lp427 I290 aI1830 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p428 (dp429 g19 VYou clamp the shotgun to your shoulder, aim, and squeeze the trigger. The blast rings out in the vast hall, and the side of the washing machine is peppered with little dents.\u000a\u000aSeriously. Shooting the washing machine? What were you expecting?\u000a\u000a<>\u000a\u000aAt least you died in a pretty cool way. Lasers are awesome!\u000a\u000a[[TRY AGAIN|Go in to the main hall.]] p430 sg21 VShoot the washing machine! p431 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I45 I48 I0 I55 I0 tp432 (dp433 tp434 Rp435 sg29 (lp436 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I42 I31 I5 I53 I0 tp437 (dp438 tp439 Rp440 sbsa(dp441 g12 I00 sg13 (lp442 I430 aI1830 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p443 (dp444 g19 VYou clamp the shotgun to your shoulder, draw a bead on the Nintendo 64, and squeeze the trigger.\u000a\u000aThe game console flies into shards of circuit board and gray plastic. Take that, nostalgia!\u000a\u000aIt doesn't really change the dragon situation, though.\u000a\u000a<>\u000a\u000aAt least you died in a pretty cool way. Lasers are awesome!\u000a\u000a[[TRY AGAIN|Go in to the main hall.]] p445 sg21 VShoot the Nintendo 64! p446 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I45 I52 I0 I55 I0 tp447 (dp448 tp449 Rp450 sg29 (lp451 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I0 I48 I27 I5 I53 I0 tp452 (dp453 tp454 Rp455 sbsa(dp456 g12 I00 sg13 (lp457 I10 aI1690 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p458 (dp459 g19 VYou drop the shotgun and dive for the corner, tucking and rolling. You reach the bike and grab the handlebars, wrenching them free from the pile of gold coins.\u000a\u000aAs you tug the rest of your bike lose, out of the corner of your vision, you see something troubling...\u000a\u000a<>\u000a\u000aAt least you died in a pretty cool way. Lasers are awesome!\u000a\u000a[[TRY AGAIN|Go in to the main hall.]] p460 sg21 VGrab your bike and run! p461 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I24 I23 I45 I19 I0 I55 I0 tp462 (dp463 tp464 Rp465 sg29 (lp466 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I0 I43 I5 I53 I0 tp467 (dp468 tp469 Rp470 sbsa(dp471 g12 I00 sg13 (lp472 I850 aI850 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p473 (dp474 g19 VYou undo the latch, and pull open the front of the box. You hear a click as it swings open.\u000a\u000a[[Take out the shotgun.]]\u000a[[Take out the mallet.]]\u000a[[Close the box.]] p475 sg21 VOpen the latch. p476 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I26 I39 I5 I53 I0 tp477 (dp478 tp479 Rp480 sg29 (lp481 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I20 I30 I5 I53 I0 tp482 (dp483 tp484 Rp485 sbsa(dp486 g12 I00 sg13 (lp487 I850 aI990 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p488 (dp489 g19 VYou grasp the stock and fore end and give a tug. The gun won't budge! Apparently the clips that hold it in the box lock down tight whenever the lid is opened.\u000a\u000a[[Take out the mallet.]]\u000a[[Close the box.]] p490 sg21 VTake out the shotgun. p491 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I48 I17 I5 I53 I0 tp492 (dp493 tp494 Rp495 sg29 (lp496 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I21 I39 I5 I53 I0 tp497 (dp498 tp499 Rp500 sbsa(dp501 g12 I00 sg13 (lp502 I990 aI990 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p503 (dp504 g19 VYou grab the little mallet, which is surprisingly heavy.\u000a\u000a[[Take out the shotgun.|malletRemoveShotgun]]\u000a[[Close the box.|malletCloseBox]] p505 sg21 VTake out the mallet. p506 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I34 I24 I5 I53 I0 tp507 (dp508 tp509 Rp510 sg29 (lp511 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I23 I6 I5 I53 I0 tp512 (dp513 tp514 Rp515 sbsa(dp516 g12 I00 sg13 (lp517 I710 aI990 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p518 (dp519 g19 VYou swing the lid closed, and hear a click. The clips holding the shotgun unlock. But you can't get at the shotgun with the lid closed.\u000a\u000a[[Open the latch.]] p520 sg21 VClose the box. p521 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I30 I21 I5 I53 I0 tp522 (dp523 tp524 Rp525 sg29 (lp526 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I25 I42 I5 I53 I0 tp527 (dp528 tp529 Rp530 sbsa(dp531 g12 I00 sg13 (lp532 I990 aI1130 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p533 (dp534 g19 VYou shift the mallet to your other hand, then grasp the shotgun by the stock and give it a tug. It won't budge. Apparently the clips that hold it in the box lock down tight whenever the lid is opened.\u000a\u000a[[Close the box.|malletCloseBox]] p535 sg21 VmalletRemoveShotgun p536 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I56 I6 I5 I53 I0 tp537 (dp538 tp539 Rp540 sg29 (lp541 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I32 I48 I5 I53 I0 tp542 (dp543 tp544 Rp545 sbsa(dp546 g12 I00 sg13 (lp547 I850 aI1130 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p548 (dp549 g19 VYou shift the mallet to your other hand and swing the box lid shut. You hear a click. The clips holding the shotgun are unlocked, the gun resting just out of reach behind the glass.\u000a\u000a[[Open the latch.|malletOpenBox]]\u000a[[Break the glass with the mallet.]]\u000a p550 sg21 VmalletCloseBox p551 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I37 I6 I5 I53 I0 tp552 (dp553 tp554 Rp555 sg29 (lp556 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I34 I29 I5 I53 I0 tp557 (dp558 tp559 Rp560 sbsa(dp561 g12 I00 sg13 (lp562 I850 aI1270 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p563 (dp564 g19 VYou wind up and smack the mallet into the window, shattering it. Shards clatter to the floor and crunch beneath your shoes. Old Betsy rests within on the unlocked clips.\u000a\u000a[[Take out the shotgun.|brokenGetShotgun]] p565 sg21 VBreak the glass with the mallet. p566 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I39 I30 I5 I53 I0 tp567 (dp568 tp569 Rp570 sg29 (lp571 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I37 I6 I5 I53 I0 tp572 (dp573 tp574 Rp575 sbsa(dp576 g12 I00 sg13 (lp577 I850 aI1410 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p578 (dp579 g19 VCarefully reaching between the splinters of glass, you grasp the shotgun by the stock and fore end and tug. It comes free!\u000a\u000aRaising Old Betsy over your head, you give her a shake. "This... is... my... boomstick!" you shout, to no one in particular.\u000a\u000a[[Go in to the main hall.]] p580 sg21 VbrokenGetShotgun p581 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I43 I7 I5 I53 I0 tp582 (dp583 tp584 Rp585 sg29 (lp586 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I40 I6 I5 I53 I0 tp587 (dp588 tp589 Rp590 sbsa(dp591 g12 I00 sg13 (lp592 I710 aI1130 asg15 (itiddlywiki Tiddler p593 (dp594 g19 VYou undo the latch, and pull open the front of the box. You hear a click as it swings open. You fiddle with the mallet in your hand, puzzling.\u000a\u000a[[Take out the shotgun.|malletRemoveShotgun]]\u000a[[Close the box.|malletCloseBox]] p595 sg21 VmalletOpenBox p596 sg23 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I53 I11 I5 I53 I0 tp597 (dp598 tp599 Rp600 sg29 (lp601 sg31 g24 ((I2014 I2 I22 I1 I43 I47 I5 I53 I0 tp602 (dp603 tp604 Rp605 sbsasS'scale' p606 I1 sS'snapping' p607 I01 ss.