.. |VERSION| property:: tos.story.version :author: D E Haynes :made_at: 2021-02-02 :project: Theatre of Spud :version: |VERSION| .. entity:: PLAYER :types: tos.mixins.types.Character :states: tos.mixins.types.Mode.playing .. entity:: NPC :types: tos.mixins.types.Character :states: tos.types.Motivation.acting .. entity:: STORY :types: tos.story.Story .. entity:: SETTINGS :types: turberfield.catchphrase.render.Settings Early ===== Input ----- |INPUT_TEXT| .. |INPUT_TEXT| property:: STORY.input Dog --- [BRENDA]_ Hello, I'm Brenda. [BILL]_ Hello. Do you have a child in the play? [BRENDA]_ Yes my son. Spud. [BILL]_ And what's Spud's role? [BRENDA]_ He plays the dog. [BILL]_ Is there a dog? [BRENDA]_ Major Saranoff's dog. I think it comes from the film version. [BILL]_ Ah. Officer ------- [PLAYER]_ Spud, I've got a message from Edward. Is there any way you could fill in and play the Officer in Act One please? [SPUD]_ So where's Danny? [PLAYER]_ Danny's gone to the football. Have you got a script? [SPUD]_ I don't think I'll need the script. I can remember. Can I still be the dog as well? [PLAYER]_ Yes of course you can. Thank you! Trousers -------- [SPUD]_ Danny's taller than me. These trousers are a bit tight. [PLAYER]_ You'll be fine, don't worry. Got the lead ------------ [PLAYER]_ Spud, what a mess. [SPUD]_ What's up? [PLAYER]_ Spud, I've just come from Ed. Do you think you might be able to quickly learn the lines for Bluntschli? [SPUD]_ What's happened to Michael? [PLAYER]_ He's gone with his Dad to the football. [SPUD]_ I sort of know most of it anyway. But won't I also have to be the Officer? [PLAYER]_ Edward thinks it will work if you do a costume change on the balcony. He'll come and talk you through it later on. [SPUD]_ All right. Drag ---- [PLAYER]_ We've just heard; a bit of a shock. Hayley's not coming in tonight. So we need someone to play Louka. [SPUD]_ Is she at the... [PLAYER]_ The football, yes. Spud, you can say no if you don't want to do it. [SPUD]_ Doesn't she have to kiss Sergius? [PLAYER]_ Yes, I think she does. [SPUD]_ That's okay. [PLAYER]_ Good lad. Adapting -------- [PLAYER]_ OK, so don't forget. In Act Three when you're Bluntschli, Nicola will take Louka's line about the post arriving. [SPUD]_ Nicola who plays Catherine? [PLAYER]_ No, Adam who plays Nicola. [SPUD]_ Got it. [PLAYER]_ I think. Err. Anyway, one of them will do it. Threats ======= Tempest ------- [LIONHEART]_ But, as 'tis, we cannot miss him. He serves in offices that profit us. [LIONHEART]_ What, ho! Slave. Caliban! Thou earth, thou. Speak! [LIONHEART]_ I pitied thee. Took pains to make thee speak. Taught thee each hour one thing or other. [LIONHEART]_ These three have robbed me. And this demi-devil; for he's a bastard one, has plotted with them to take my life. Chat ---- [BRENDA]_ Hello, I'm Brenda. [BILL]_ Hello. Do you have a child in the play? [BRENDA]_ Yes my son. Spud. [BILL]_ And what's Spud's role? [BRENDA]_ He plays the dog. [BILL]_ Is there a dog? [BRENDA]_ Major Saranoff's dog. I think it comes from the film version. [BILL]_ Ah. Officer ------- [PLAYER]_ Spud, I've got a message from Edward. Is there any way you could fill in and play the Officer in Act One please? [SPUD]_ So where's Danny? [PLAYER]_ Danny's gone to the football. Have you got a script? [SPUD]_ I don't think I'll need the script. I can remember. Can I still be the dog as well? [PLAYER]_ Yes of course you can. Thank you! Trousers -------- [SPUD]_ Danny's taller than me. These trousers are a bit tight. [PLAYER]_ You'll be fine, don't worry. Got the lead ------------ [PLAYER]_ Spud, what a mess. [SPUD]_ What's up? [PLAYER]_ Spud, I've just come from Ed. Do you think you might be able to quickly learn the lines for Bluntschli? [SPUD]_ What's happened to Michael? [PLAYER]_ He's gone with his Dad to the football. [SPUD]_ I sort of know most of it anyway. But won't I also have to be the Officer? [PLAYER]_ Edward thinks it will work if you do a costume change on the balcony. He'll come and talk you through it later on. [SPUD]_ All right. Drag ---- [PLAYER]_ We've just heard; a bit of a shock. Hayley's not coming in tonight. So we need someone to play Louka. [SPUD]_ Is she at the... [PLAYER]_ The football, yes. Spud, you can say no if you don't want to do it. [SPUD]_ Doesn't she have to kiss Sergius? [PLAYER]_ Yes, I think she does. [SPUD]_ That's okay. [PLAYER]_ Good lad. Adapting -------- [PLAYER]_ OK, so don't forget. In Act Three when you're Bluntschli, Nicola will take Louka's line about the post arriving. [SPUD]_ Nicola who plays Catherine? [PLAYER]_ No, Adam who plays Nicola. [SPUD]_ Got it. [PLAYER]_ I think. Err. Anyway, one of them will do it. King Lear --------- [LIONHEART]_ Through tattered clothes great vices do appear; Robes and furred gowns hide all. Trousers -------- [SPUD]_ Danny's taller than me. These trousers are a bit tight. [PLAYER]_ You'll be fine, don't worry.