He loves her, and she loves him
And he loves somebody else, you just can't win....
I've had the blues, the reds and the pinks.
One thing's for sure....

Love Stinks
phone.t test script by Amir Karger

Your Room
   It's your room.  It's bare, except for a phone.  Joe's room is east.  You
can exit the apartment to the west.

>get phone
You pick up the phone.

You hear a dial tone.

>z
Time passes...

You hear a dial tone.

>call joe
(on the white phone)
Someone picks up the phone.  "Uh, Hello?"

>hello, joe
"Hey, dude.  Long time no speak."

>ask joe about jane
"Hey, Joe, what do you think of Jane?"
"Uh, she's, like, cool."

>x joe
I don't see any joe here.

>e
You can't go anywhere while on the phone.

>hangup
(the white phone)
You hang up the phone.

>w
Hallway
   This is the hallway.  Your room is to the east.  The street is to the west.
   You see a mobile phone here.

>call joe on phone
You're not holding the mobile phone!

>get phone
Taken.

>call joe
(on the mobile phone)
Someone picks up the phone.  "Uh, Hello?"

>w
Street
   This is the street.  The apartment building can be entered to the east.

>hello, joe
"Hey, dude.  Long time no speak."

>drop phone
You need to hang up before you can put down the mobile phone.

>hang up
(the mobile phone)
You hang up the phone.

>drop phone
Dropped.

>e
Hallway

>e
Your Room

>call 999
(on the white phone)
There's no answer.

You hear a dial tone.

>call 1111
(on the white phone)
Only three-digit numbers are allowed in this game.

You hear a dial tone.

>call 333
(on the white phone)
The phone's busy.

You hear a dial tone.

>call 222
(on the white phone)
Someone picks up the phone.  "Uh, Hello?"

>call 222 on phone
You're already on the phone!

>put down phone
You hang up the phone.

>answer phone
The phone isn't ringing!

>call jane
(on the white phone)
You don't know her number!

>read book
Jane:  111

>call jane
(on the white phone)
Someone picks up the phone.  "Hi, this is Jane.  Is this Joe?"

>hang up
(the white phone)
You hang up the phone.

>call joe
(on the white phone)
Someone picks up the phone.  "Uh, Hello?"

>tell joe about jane
"You know, Joe, I think Jane likes you."
"Oh yeah?  Maybe I should go ask her on a date."
He hangs up the phone, and you congratulate yourself on being such a good
friend.

You hear a dial tone.

>call joe
(on the white phone)
There's no answer.

You hear a dial tone.

>call jane
(on the white phone)
Noone answers.  She must be on a date with Joe.  You wallow in self-pity.

You hear a dial tone.

>hang up
(the white phone)
You hang up the phone.

>quit
In a total of 34 turns, you have achieved a score of 0 points out of a
possible 100.

Do you really want to quit?  (YES or NO) > y