Name_________________                      Russian Under Ware Inc.,
Address______________                      126 Lee Hall
City______St.____Zip_____-____             Blacksburg, VA 24060-0007
Phone#_______________                      (703) 232-4229

Date (Todays!)________________________     Place of Birth__________________
Title of Game_________________________
Check here for REGISTERed version_____
Disk Size _________________    (no CD's)
Author______________________
Price______________________________________
     (Make checks payable to author, or we'll find you and kill you!)
Oh, and don't try lowering the price yourself, we will check our master price
list, and if you so much as shave 1›, We'll keep your money, never sell 
anything to you again, steal your wife/girlfriend, bomb your car, burn your 
house, . . . well, you get the picture . . . so don't try it.

NO credit cards, you cheap Nimrod.

fork over 32› (or whatever outrageous price the post office is charging today)
and mail this to us TODAY!!!  how much would you expect to pay for this Russian
Under Ware Inc., game?  $100, $50, no, today only, the low low low low low 
price of (insert price here)!!!!!!!!