SYNONYMS Dummy_Verb1 POUR DUMP Dummy_Verb2 GIVE HAND Dummy_Verb3 BURN LIGHT Dummy_Verb4 PET STROKE Dummy_Verb5 PUNCH KICK HEADBUTT ELBOW HIT STRIKE Dummy_Verb6 MAP Dummy_Verb7 SLEEP NAP DOZE Dummy_Verb8 JUMP LEAP HOP Dummy_Verb9 KEEGAN Dummy_Verb10 RELOAD Dummy_Verb11 LEAVE Dummy_Verb12 TAKHISIS Dummy_Verb13 1 Dummy_Verb14 2 Dummy_Verb15 3 Dummy_Verb16 SIT Dummy_Verb17 UNLOCK Dummy_Verb18 SHIT PISS FUCK BITCH CUNT ASS ASSHOLE DICK COCK END_SYNONYMS INTRO Welcome to Kill Justin! The object of this game is to destroy Justin, your stepbrother and the single stupidest person on earth, once and for all. To accomplish this task, you'll utilize a wide variety of deadly items scattered around your house. Well, enough talk. Let's get started! END_INTRO QUESTIONS QUESTION 1 WHAT IS THE PASSWORD? ANSWER 1 YAMO END_QUESTIONS ROOM 2 Living Room UP 8 WEST 4 SOUTH 3 NORTH 5 END_ROOM ROOM 3 Kitchen NORTH 2 DOWN 6 END_ROOM ROOM 4 BATHROOM EAST 2 END_ROOM ROOM 5 Trophy Room SOUTH 2 EAST 7 END_ROOM ROOM 6 Basement UP 3 END_ROOM ROOM 7 Garage WEST 5 END_ROOM ROOM 8 Hallway DOWN 2 NORTH 9 SOUTH 10 WEST 11 END_ROOM ROOM 9 Your Room EAST 12 SOUTH 8 END_ROOM ROOM 10 Dog Pen UP 13 NORTH 8 END_ROOM ROOM 11 Upstairs Bathroom EAST 8 END_ROOM ROOM 12 Closet WEST 9 END_ROOM ROOM 13 Study DOWN 10 UP 18 NORTH 14 END_ROOM ROOM 14 Library SOUTH 13 WEST 15 NORTH 16 END_ROOM ROOM 15 Weapon Room EAST 14 END_ROOM ROOM 16 Dad's Room SOUTH 14 EAST 17 END_ROOM ROOM 17 Dad's Closet WEST 16 END_ROOM ROOM 18 Roof DOWN 13 END_ROOM ROOM 19 Car SOUTH 7 END_ROOM ROOM 20 The Abyss NORTH 20 EAST 20 SOUTH 20 WEST 20 END_ROOM ROOM 21 Mysterious Place END_ROOM ROOM 22 Secret Room NORTH 2 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 2 This is the living room. Justin sits here on the couch playing a game of Street Fighter 2 and losing miserably. Stairs lead up to the second floor and doors lead off to the north, south, and west. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 3 This is your kitchen. I'm sure you can find something here useful in killing Justin. A door to your north leads to the living room while a trapdoor in the floor heads down into the basement. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 4 This is the downstairs bathroom. Not much interesting here. It's just your standard bathroom. The living room is east. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 5 This is where your father (a big game hunter in his spare time) hangs his prized trophies. The heads of exotic animals from around the world line the walls. The living room is south and the garage lies east. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 6 A single dim light bulb hanging from the rafters illuminates the basement. Rickety wooden stairs lead back up to the kitchen. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 7 This is the family garage. Various tools and supplies line the shelves. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 8 This is the main hallway. Your room is north, the dog pen is south, and the upstairs bathroom is west. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 9 This is your room. It contains your bed and most of your personal possessions. You haven't cleaned it in some time. Your closet is east and the hallway is south. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 10 This room houses your beloved family pet FooFoo. The hallway is north and stairs lead up to the third floor. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 11 This is the upstairs bathroom. Justin uses it exclusively. The hallway is east. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 12 This is your closet. At the moment, you're being forced to share it with Justin. Your bedroom is west. There is a small door set into the east wall. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 13 This is your father's study. He does most of his research here. The library is north. Stairs lead down to the dog pen and up to the rooftop. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 14 This is your father's library. It's filled to brimming with old books, mostly dealing with ancient civilizations. The study is south, your father's bedroom is north, and the weapon room is west. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 15 Your father has a fascination with collecting weapons from around the world. He keeps them on display here. The library is east. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 16 This is your father's bedroom. Unlike yours, it's kept clean at all times. Rugs, tapestries, ceremonial masks, and other such artifacts from around the world adorn the walls. The library is south and your father's closet is east. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 17 This is your dad's closet. The smell of mothballs assails your nostrils as you enter. Your dad's bedroom is west. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 18 This is the roof of your three-story house. Right now, a fierce storm is brewing overhead, threatening to erupt into a torrent of rain and lightning at any moment. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 19 This is the interior of your father's car. It smells vaguely of the tacky pine-scented air freshener dangling from the rearview mirror. Hint: type EXIT CAR to get out. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 20 This strange, flat plain seems to extend as far as the eye can see in any given direction. The brown, rocky, sterile ground is unbroken by any sort of landmark. The sky here is tinted a soft pink color, even though no sun of any sort is visible. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 21 This is a small, apparently exitless room. The walls are plain white and lacking any decoration. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM_DESCR 22 The walls of this room seem to be composed of waves of bright, ever-shifting, psychedelic color. A marble alter sits in its center. On the north wall is a glowing portal, through which your living room is visible. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 200 Justin stupid Justin sits here placidly, waiting for you to put him out of his misery. LOCATION 2 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 200 Justin is your red-headed, freckled, insufferably stupid stepbrother. You've devoted your life to destroying him. Right now, he's sitting on the couch playing Street Fighter 2 (badly). END_DESCR NOUN 201 clothes normal Your clothing is here. LOCATION 1000 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 WEARABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 201 Your clothing consists of black jeans and a t-shirt that reads: "I ran the shadows in Seattle and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." END_DESCR NOUN 202 knife pocket Your trusty Swiss army knife is here. LOCATION 1 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 202 You carry this well-used Swiss army knife everywhere you go. It invariably comes in handy whenever you need a 1/2 inch wide magnifying glass. END_DESCR NOUN 203 saber antique There is an antique cavalry saber here. NOUN_SYNONYMS SWORD LOCATION 5 SIZE 3 WEIGHT 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 203 This saber once belonged to your great, great uncle, a general in the Civil War. It is about two-and-a-half feet long, brightly polished, and razor sharp. END_DESCR NOUN 204 corkscrew bent There is a bent corkscrew here. LOCATION 3 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 204 This extremely pointy corkscrew would make an excellent weapon. END_DESCR NOUN 205 knife rusty A rusty knife is lying in this room. LOCATION 3 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 205 This rusty and exceedingly dull butcher knife would make John Bobbitt faint. END_DESCR NOUN 206 cleaner household A bottle of household cleaner is here. NOUN_SYNONYMS BOTTLE LOCATION 6 SIZE 2 WEIGHT 2 IsClosed END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 206 This half-empty bottle of Mr. Clean is tightly closed, and highly toxic... END_DESCR NOUN 207 radio small A small radio is here. It is currently switched off. LOCATION 4 SIZE 3 WEIGHT 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 207 This is a is small, battery-powered radio. Exciting, yes? END_DESCR NOUN 208 bathtub large A large bathtub is here. NOUN_SYNONYMS TUB BATH LOCATION 4 OPEN SIZE 100 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 208 Buddy, if you need me to explain the concept of a bathtub to you, you should seriously consider stepping away from the computer and getting some professional help. Hint: Type TAKE BATH to, well, take a bath. END_DESCR NOUN 209 katana Japanese An ancient Japanese katana is here. NOUN_SYNONYMS SWORD LOCATION 5 SIZE 4 WEIGHT 4 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 209 The katana is a long, curved sword between three and four feet long. It is ideally suited for slashing attacks. The katana is the traditional weapon of the Japanese samurai. During Japan's medieval period these proud warriors... Aw hell, it a kick-ass sword, okay? 'Nuff said. END_DESCR NOUN 210 shotgun old A double-barreled shotgun is here. NOUN_SYNONYMS GUN LOCATION 5 CanShoot SHOTS 2 SIZE 3 WEIGHT 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 210 This double-barreled shotgun is a little worn, but it can still blow a hole in Justin the size of Rhode Island (not that that's saying much). END_DESCR NOUN 211 can gas A can of gasoline is here. NOUN_SYNONYMS GAS GASOLINE LOCATION 7 SIZE 3 WEIGHT 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 211 This is a metal can holding one gallon of (highly flammable) gasoline. I think you can put it to good use. END_DESCR NOUN 212 acid sulfuric A glass jar filled with sulfuric acid is here. NOUN_SYNONYMS JAR LOCATION 7 SIZE 2 WEIGHT 2 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 212 It's a jar of acid. Have fun. END_DESCR NOUN 213 match unlit A single unlit match it here. LOCATION 7 SIZE 0 WEIGHT 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 213 This match is pretty obviously useful in setting things on fire. There's only one though, so use it wisely. END_DESCR NOUN 214 self your You are here. NOUN_SYNONYMS ME MYSELF LOCATION 0 END_NOUN NOUN 215 car dad's Your father's car is here. LOCATION 7 UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS PINTO DOOR END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 215 This is your father's 1979 Ford Pinto. The door is currently locked. END_DESCR NOUN 216 match lit A lit match is here. SIZE 0 WEIGHT 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 216 This is a lit Eterni-Burn brand match. Don't count on it burning out anytime soon. END_DESCR NOUN 217 bed your Your bed is here. LOCATION 9 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 217 This is your bed. You sleep on it. END_DESCR NOUN 218 suit ugly An ugly pea-green suit (complete with purple bow tie) is here. LOCATION 12 CLOSED SIZE 4 WEIGHT 4 NOUN_SYNONYMS POCKET END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 218 This is the suit that Justin wears for "special" occasions. He claims it turns him into a "chick magnet." It has a single pocket on the front, buttoned closed. END_DESCR NOUN 219 costume Alf Justin's Alf costume is here. LOCATION 12 SIZE 4 WEIGHT 4 WEARABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 219 This is a costume designed to resemble everyone's least favorite tv alien, Alf. Justin got it for Halloween a few years back. Unfortunately, he became so attached to it that he still wears it to school just about every day. No matter how much people try to explain to him that Alf was never funny and has been off the air for more than ten years, he just doesn't seem to get it. END_DESCR NOUN 220 ducky rubber Justin's rubber ducky is here. LOCATION 11 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 NOUN_SYNONYMS DUCK END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 220 This rubber ducky is Justin's favorite thing in the world. END_DESCR NOUN 221 bubbles bath A bottle of bubble bath is here. LOCATION 11 SIZE 2 WEIGHT 2 DRINKABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS BUBBLES END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 221 This is a bottle of Justin's Mighty Morphing Power Rangers brand bubble bath. The label features a crudely-drawn picture of five people in stupid looking multicolored costumes. END_DESCR NOUN 222 dog vicious The family's bloodthirsty pit bull is penned up here. LOCATION 10 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 222 This is your precious family pet FooFoo a.k.a Lady Bonecrusher the Merciless, the 150 pound jet-black, pit bull from Hell. Luckily for you, she's penned up securely. END_DESCR NOUN 223 pistol laser A deadly laser pistol is here. LOCATION 22 SIZE 3 WEIGHT 3 CanShoot NOUN_SYNONYMS LASER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 223 This laser is extremely powerful, use it with caution. END_DESCR NOUN 224 toy dog A rubber dog toy is here. LOCATION 10 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 224 This little toy is shaped like a gore-encrusted human skull. You squeeze it, it emits a pleasant little squeak. END_DESCR NOUN 225 television a A television is here. LOCATION 16 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 225 This is your nifty color television. It's switched off at the moment. END_DESCR NOUN 226 clover four-leaf A four-leaf clover is here. SIZE 0 WEIGHT 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 226 You found this mysterious clover in the pocket of Justin's suit. What could it be for? END_DESCR NOUN 227 Leprechaun evil The Leprechaun is here, preparing to kill you. UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 227 The Leprechaun is about three feet tall, with wrinkly brown skin, and gnarly clawed hands. His top hat, clothing, and buckled shoes are all green. END_DESCR NOUN 228 disk green An green, unlabeled computer disk is here. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 228 This bright green computer disk, left behind by the Leprechaun, is unmarked. END_DESCR NOUN 229 grenade hand An antique hand grenade is here. LOCATION 9 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 OPEN END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 229 And then the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that two then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, is reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.' END_DESCR NOUN 230 pin grenade A grenade pin is here. LOCATION 229 SIZE 0 WEIGHT 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 230 Pull this pin out of the grenade and three seconds later...Kaboom! END_DESCR NOUN 231 rod lighting A lightning rod is here. LOCATION 18 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 231 Come on! Haven't you ever seen a lightning rod before? END_DESCR NOUN 232 roof the LOCATION 18 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN 233 whip leather Your dad's leather bullwhip is laying here. LOCATION 13 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 233 This leather bullwhip is your father's. Standard issue for all archaeologists. END_DESCR NOUN 234 computer Macintosh A Macintosh computer is here. LOCATION 13 UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS DRIVE MAC MACINTOSH END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 234 This is your father's personal computer. Being a genius, he uses Macs exclusively. END_DESCR NOUN 235 chair wooden A heavy wooden chair is here. LOCATION 14 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 235 This antique chair is made entirely of oak and is far too heavy to move. END_DESCR NOUN 236 bookcase large A bookcase stacked with hardbound volumes is against the east wall. LOCATION 14 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 236 This bookcase is stacked with leather-bound tomes of great antiquity. END_DESCR NOUN 237 axe battle An ancient Norman battle axe is here. LOCATION 15 SIZE 4 WEIGHT 4 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 237 This gigantic axe was employed by a Norman warrior over 1200 years ago. It is still in good shape. END_DESCR NOUN 238 caltrops sharp A bag of iron caltrops is here. LOCATION 15 SIZE 2 WEIGHT 2 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 238 For those who don't know, caltrops are tiny pieces of metal bristling with sharp spikes. They are thrown at an opponent, who then steps on then and is maimed. Fun, yes? END_DESCR NOUN 239 hat fedora Your father's brown leather fedora is here. LOCATION 17 WEARABLE SIZE 2 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 239 This is your father's lucky brown leather fedora hat. It's seen many adventures across the world. END_DESCR NOUN 240 portal mysterious A mysterious portal is here. UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 240 This odd portal pulsates with swirling color. Red, blue, black, green, and white all whirl across the portal's surface. It's quite hypnotic. END_DESCR NOUN 241 leg chair A heavy oaken chair leg is here. SIZE 4 WEIGHT 4 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 241 This single leg is all that's left of your father's antique wooden chair. It would make an excellent club. END_DESCR NOUN 242 door wooden A wooden door is set into the east wall here. LOCATION 12 OPENABLE UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 242 This is a plain wooden door with a shiny brass doorknob. Currently, it is shut. END_DESCR NOUN 243 blowgun wooden A wooden blowgun is here. LOCATION 15 SIZE 3 WEIGHT 2 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 243 This bamboo blowgun is approximately three feet long. Inside it, a single poison dart is ready to be fired. END_DESCR NOUN 244 gunpowder explosive A keg of highly explosive gunpowder is here. LOCATION 15 SIZE 10 WEIGHT 10 NOUN_SYNONYMS FUSE KEG POWDER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 244 Although it looks like a prop from Pirates of the Caribbean, this massive wooden keg is filled with highly volatile gunpowder. A fuse extends from one end of the keg. END_DESCR NOUN 245 disk red A red, unlabeled computer disk is here. LOCATION 19 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 245 This red, unlabeled computer disk was found on the floor of your dad's car. END_DESCR NOUN 246 keys car The keys to your father's car are here. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 246 These are the door and ignition keys to your father's car. Up until recently, they were missing. END_DESCR NOUN 247 book red A large red leather-bound book is here. SIZE 3 WEIGHT 3 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 247 The cover of this massive volume is labeled "Secrets of The Abyss." END_DESCR NOUN 248 shell shotgun A shotgun shell is here. LOCATION 19 SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 NOUN_SYNONYMS BULLET END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 248 This shell is intended to be fired from a shotgun. To load it, just type RELOAD SHOTGUN. END_DESCR NOUN 249 man odd An odd young man is here. LOCATION 21 UNMOVABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS WILLIAM WILL PROGRAMMER GOD END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 249 This strange young man is tall (approximately 6'3) and has dark brown hair and eyes. He wears a blue pocket t-shirt and black jeans. He's quite handsome in a hard to define way. He stares at you as if expecting you to say or do something. Hint: Try typing TALK TO MAN. END_DESCR NOUN 250 armor chainmail A suit of chainmail armor is here. LOCATION 17 WEARABLE SIZE 10 WEIGHT 10 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 250 This suit of armor is quite sturdy and ancient. END_DESCR NOUN 251 couch large Your couch is here. LOCATION 2 UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 251 This is your couch. Currently, Justin is taking up most of it. END_DESCR NOUN 252 Doritos ranch A bag of Cool Ranch flavor Doritos is here. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 NOUN_SYNONYMS CHIPS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 252 This is a small bag of Cool Ranch flavor Doritos. Your favorite. Yum! END_DESCR NOUN 253 brown fee-fi-fo-fo-the-fife-fife He's cool! UNMOVABLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 253 He rocks! END_DESCR