! If you get a response that is only a number, it is the standard message
! number in this list. If you get a message that is only a number, this would
! be a mistake on my part, and I would be very surprised. Send me a postcard.

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There $n_is$n't any $noun$ here.
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STANDARD 4
There $o_is$n't any $object$ here to $verb$ the $noun$ $prep$.
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STANDARD 5
I'm feeling mean. Do it one by one.
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$adjective$ $noun$: taken.
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$adjective$ $noun$: dropped.
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STANDARD 10
You can't $verb$ the $noun$.
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Sorry, but the $noun$ won't let you.
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Sorry, but the $object$ won't let you.
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There's a wall there.
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If there's a door here, it looks like a door, doesn't it? Stands to reason!
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There's not much here that you can take.
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STANDARD 26
There's no door here to $verb$.
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STANDARD 27
What, you mean the $adjective$ $noun$ you're already carrying?
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STANDARD 28
You won't find any of that here.
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STANDARD 29
You could have some problems trying to carry a $noun$.
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STANDARD 30
$adjective$ $noun$: it's completely useless. Leave it be.
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STANDARD 31
You're carrying too much to take the $adjective noun$.
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33 Your load would be far too bulky to manage if you took the $noun$.
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Listen, even a $noun$ has rights! Leave people alone, will you?
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STANDARD 36
I'm afraid there's nothing here for you to wear.
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STANDARD 37
You already have the $noun$ on. Keep track of your wardrobe, huh?
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STANDARD 38
38 It's too heavy!  You aren't strong enough to carry or wear the $noun$!
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STANDARD 39
39 You aren't strong enough to carry your current load plus wear the $noun$.
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41 Your load would be far too bulky to manage if you wore the $noun$.
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STANDARD 42
You're now wearing the $adjective$ $noun$.
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STANDARD 44
What?! Are you nuts? The $noun$ isn't an overcoat!
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STANDARD 45
You aren't carrying anything.
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STANDARD 46
You're not wearing anything I'm going to let you take off.
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STANDARD 47
You don't have the $noun$.
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STANDARD 48
Huh? I don't understand.
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STANDARD 54
Better balanced, mentally, than you, the $Object$ ignores the $noun$.
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STANDARD 55
Thankfully for you, the water dries quickly and leaves no nasty stains. The
$Object$ was on the verge of getting annoyed for a moment there.
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STANDARD 56
Unless you know some incredible tricks that I don't, you can't $verb$
the $noun$ $prep$ itself.
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STANDARD 57
The water splashes on the $noun$ and quickly evaporates. What a waste!
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STANDARD 58
The water sloshes into the $noun$, but evaporates quickly, leaving no trace.
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STANDARD 59
You hurl the $noun$, and it lands with an appropriate thudding noise.
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STANDARD 60
You throw the $noun$ at the $object$ and it lands inside.
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STANDARD 61
The $noun$ $n_is$ not terribly mobile.
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STANDARD 62
That'd be a neat trick, putting the $noun$ $prep$ $n_indir$self.
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STANDARD 63
There's no $noun$ here.
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STANDARD 64
The $object$ isn't the sort of thing you can $verb$ things $prep$.
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STANDARD 65
The $object$ isn't open!
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STANDARD 66
Try as you might, you can't make the $noun$ fit.
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STANDARD 67
The $noun$ $n_is$ now $prep$ the $object$.
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STANDARD 68
You'll have to put the $object$ down first.
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STANDARD 69
You're going to have to take $o_indir$ off first.
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STANDARD 70
Try again, and pick a spot to $verb$ the $noun$, okay?
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STANDARD 71
What door are we talking about here?
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There's nothing here for you to open.
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STANDARD 74
I'm not sure what you mean by that.
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STANDARD 75
I don't see any $noun$ here.
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STANDARD 76
I don't see any $object$ here.
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STANDARD 77
You can't get the $noun$ open.
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STANDARD 78
The $adjective$ $noun$ $n_is$ already open.
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STANDARD 82
The chest marked �H Sibbur� is now open. You'd better look inside to see
what you've found.
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STANDARD 83
Looks like somebody beat you to it. There's nothing here to $verb$.
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STANDARD 84
The door is already closed!
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STANDARD 85
There's no door here to close.
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STANDARD 86
Uh, there's no $adjective$ $noun$ here.
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STANDARD 87
You can't close the $noun$.
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STANDARD 88
It isn't open!
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STANDARD 89
The �H Sibbur� chest is now closed.
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STANDARD 90
Relax. Lighten up. Chill out. Get loose. Be cool, and other overworked phrases.
I'd hate to see anybody get hurt (especially me). I don't think violence will
solve the problem here, anyway. Think friendly, it could change your life.
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STANDARD 91
Don't be cruel!
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STANDARD 92
Do you think that will help? It might release some tension on your part, but
beating people up is bad karma. You'll probably get hit by a bus at the next
crossroads if you do things like that. (And besides, if you want to succeed in
hurting this person, you'll have to specify a weapon.)
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STANDARD 93
Aha! I knew you'd try this! There's nothing in this game that you could
possibly use to shoot anything, but I knew you'd try it anyway. Don't be so
violent. You're supposed to be a thief, not a mass-murderer.
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STANDARD 94
Aha! I knew you'd try this! There's nothing in this game that you could
possibly use to shoot anything, but I knew you'd try it anyway. Don't be so
violent. You're supposed to be a thief, not a mass-murderer.
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STANDARD 95
Aha! I knew you'd try this! There's nothing in this game that you could
possibly use to shoot anything, but I knew you'd try it anyway. Don't be so
violent. You're supposed to be a thief, not a mass-murderer.
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STANDARD 96
Aha! I knew you'd try this! There's nothing in this game that you could
possibly use to shoot anything, but I knew you'd try it anyway. Don't be so
violent. You're supposed to be a thief, not a mass-murderer.
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STANDARD 113
There's nothing in this game that you can $verb$. There's no keys, and no
keyholes. So there's really no need for the word "$verb$", is there? I only
let you use it so you wouldn't feel short-changed.
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STANDARD 115
There's nothing in this game that you can $verb$. There's no keys, and no
keyholes. So there's really no need for the word "$verb$", is there? I only
let you use it so you wouldn't feel short-changed.
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STANDARD 116
There's nothing in this game that you can $verb$. There's no keys, and no
keyholes. So there's really no need for the word "$verb$", is there? I only
let you use it so you wouldn't feel short-changed.
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STANDARD 117
There's nothing in this game that you can $verb$. There's no keys, and no
keyholes. So there's really no need for the word "$verb$", is there? I only
let you use it so you wouldn't feel short-changed.
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STANDARD 118
There's nothing in this game that you can $verb$. There's no keys, and no
keyholes. So there's really no need for the word "$verb$", is there? I only
let you use it so you wouldn't feel short-changed.
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STANDARD 123
There's nothing here that you can eat!
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STANDARD 124
You can't eat the $noun$! You'd get sick!
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STANDARD 125
Drink what? There's nothing liquid here!
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STANDARD 126
126 Sorry, but there $n_is$ no $noun$ here to drink.
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STANDARD 127
Uh huh. And I suppose you gargle with gravel, too?
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STANDARD 128
Slurp, slurp, ahh! Your thirst is quenched.
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STANDARD 130
You are carrying:
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STANDARD 131
You are empty handed.
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STANDARD 132
You are wearing:
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STANDARD 133
133 You must have X-ray eyes, if you expect to read something that isn't here.
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! >>  this definitely remains empty, okay? there's a reason!
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STANDARD 135
You can't light the $noun$; you don't have any matches!
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STANDARD 140
It isn't on fire, so you can't extinguish it.
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STANDARD 148

Your ranking is Multi-Dimensional Thief.
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STANDARD 149
Time passes.
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STANDARD 150
Aargh.

(You indulge in a little therapeutic noise-making.)
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STANDARD 155
Your mouth isn't really built for saying three things at once. Settle for one,
huh, before you do yourself some permanent damage?
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STANDARD 156
You really enjoy this kind of thing, do you, talking to objects like the
$noun$? (I think you could be a few cards short of a deck.)
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STANDARD 157
You spend a completely useless 14� seconds finding out everything the
$noun$ knows, and then move on to more interesting things.
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STANDARD 158
The Witch is so uninterested in what you have to say that if she started
ignoring you, you'd be grateful.
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STANDARD 159
You're not going to get much out of the $noun$, you know.
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STANDARD 160
You nearly wrap your tongue around your tonsils in the attempt.
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STANDARD 161
If you really expect a response, I'd advise you to get your head read.
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STANDARD 162
Yes, and what do you want to ask about?
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STANDARD 163
The $noun$ seems disinterested in your request for information.
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STANDARD 164
The $noun$ declines your generous offer.
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STANDARD 165
You can't seem to turn the $noun$.
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STANDARD 166
You can't seem to turn the $noun$.
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STANDARD 168
Hey! Don't get pushy, bud.
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STANDARD 170
Don't even think about it!
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STANDARD 171
Nothing seems to happen.
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STANDARD 172
Nothing seems to happen.
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STANDARD 173
Don't be nasty.
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STANDARD 174
Nothing appears to happen.
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STANDARD 175
Nothing appears to happen.
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STANDARD 176
Give up! Nobody is interested in playing with you. You'd probably throw sand in
their eyes and steal their toys. Forget it!
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STANDARD 177
Why bother?
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STANDARD 178
Why bother?
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STANDARD 179
I see no $noun$ here.
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STANDARD 180
To $verb$ the $noun$ doesn't make much sense!
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STANDARD 181
You $verb$ the $noun$ for a while. Nothing happens.
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STANDARD 182
"$Verb$" is a great word, but it doesn't seems to have any effect here.
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STANDARD 183
To $verb$ the $noun$ $prep$ the $object$ suddenly seems rather useless.
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STANDARD 184
Please specify a noun.
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STANDARD 185
You can't do that!
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