: (c) P. Langston & N. Howard %W% last mod %G% -- P.S.L. games #1 Aldebaran III Spaceport You're in the Aldebaran III spaceport. An electrified chain link fence surrounds the area with gates leading west and south. south 2 west 100 north|east|ne|nw|se|sw m="ZZZAAAAPPPP! OUCH!" take\ card o?card t+card m="\ Done Your account has 50 credits left. (You can type "balance" any time to find current status)." drop\ card t?card o+card@101 m="\ Done A southeast wind blows your credit card over the fence." drop\ papers t?papers o+papers@2 m="\ Done A brisk north wind blows your identity papers away." #2 Waiting Room "You are in the tiny waiting room for the spaceport. No one is around. There is a large vending machine here with a dark window, several buttons, and a large slot marked \"insert credit card here\"." north|out 1 insert\ card v<6.10 o+card m=\ "The machine lights up, A light blinks \"Insufficient Credit\", and your card is spit out onto the floor." insert\ card o+card s=2.1 m="The machine lights up" attack\ machine m=\ "That would only help if the machine was broken, and it's not!" press\ button v?INP_W3.button m="Nothing happens" press\ button m="I'm not sure which button you mean." condoms v?INP_W1.condoms m="Let's keep this on a high, moral plane, buddy." take\ coins o?tokens ,,, c="take tokens" #2.1 You're in front of the vending machine in the Spaceport waiting room. "You are in front of the vending machine in the waiting room for the spaceport. A credit card protrudes from a large slot and four buttons are lit: blue button --- \"Cigarettes 10 CR\" puce button --- \"Mystery Grab Bag 10 CR\" red button --- \"Biorhythms 25 CR\" grey button --- \"Exotic Coins 25 CR\"" push v<6.10 m="-=[Insufficient Credit]=- flashes." push\ blue\ button o~pack v-6.10 v+3.10 o+pack m="Rattle, rattle,... thunk!" push\ blue\ button m="-=[Sold Out]=- flashes." push\ puce\ button o~condoms v-6.10 o+condoms m="KaChunk ... Plop" push\ puce\ button o~dictionary v-6.10 o+dictionary m="KaChunk ... CRASH!" push\ puce\ button m="-=[Sold Out]=- flashes." push v<6.25 m="-=[Insufficient Credit]=- flashes." push\ red\ button v-6.25 m="KaChunk! Your biorhythm reads: Intellectual-medium\nPhysical-medium\nEmotional-medium\nFinancial-low" push\ grey\ button o~tokens v-6.25 v+2.2 o+tokens m="\ Two small, blue metal discs labelled `A S S' on one side and `Aldebarran Subwalk Systems' on the other bounce out of the machine and clatter onto the floor at your feet." push\ grey\ button m="-=[Sold Out]=- flashes." push\ button m="Push which button?" push v?INP_WC.2 m="Push %INP_W2% what?" push m="Push what?" insert\ card m="Your credit card is already in the machine..." take\ card s=2.0 t+card m="The card slips out into your hand." #100 Customs "You are in a low-roofed customs building with long tables stretching between a door at the east and a door at the west. A large sign reads +---------------------------------+ | --> SHOW PAPERS HERE <-- | | --> PAY DUTY HERE <-- | | HAVE YOU ANYTHING TO DECLARE? | +---------------------------------+ in a dozen languages. A serious-looking customs official is eyeing you." declare m=\ "\"You can't declare anything until I know your identity!\" says the official." attack\ official m="\ \"Relax, Terry. Violence will get you nowhere, here.\"" * o?papers@5 s=100.2 m=\ "\"Oh sure; you lost your papers. Well, you had better find them or there will be a stiff fine!\" The official doesn't seem too convinced." * 1 o~papers m=\ "\"What? No papers? You're in trouble, Terry! Deportation is too good for your kind, but...\"\n" #100.0 East End of Customs Building e 1 m="\ The official looks a little non-plussed as you back through the door." show\ papers o?papers s=100.2 m="\"Hmm, a Terry\" mumbles the official" * c?50 m="\"Your papers, pleese\", lisps the official" #100.1 West End of Customs Building w 3 m="\ The official makes a little circle by his ear with his finger while watching you leave." show\ papers o?papers s=100.2 m="\"Ugh, a Terry\" mumbles the official" * c?50 m="\"Your papers, pleese\", lisps the official" #100.2 "\"Have you anything to declare?\" snaps the customs official" sorry m=\ "\"No reason to apologize, we're used to the ways of Terries...\"" thanks m="\"No thanks necessary... I'm paid to do this.\"" east 1 s=100.0 m=\ "\"...and don't come back, Terry...\", mutters the official as you leave." west t?card m=\ "\"I don't believe you've declared that credit card\", admonishes the official." west t?condoms m=\ "\"You wouldn't try to slip a package of contraceptive devices through customs, would you?\" smirks the official." west t?dictionary m=\ "The customs official stops you, saying, \"That looks like a rather new book you're carrying!\"" west t?cigarettes m=\ "\"Too bad those aren't Terry cigarettes, but you'll have to declare them anyway\", you are reminded." west 3 s=100.1 m=\ "\"Welcome to Aldebaran III, I suppose\", intones the official as you pass through." bribe m="You haven't got anything that the official wants." out m="Which way out? East or west? (the spaceport is east)" no m="\"If you really have nothing to declare you may go.\"" * t?papers t?notes v?NUM_CARRY.2 ... m=\ "I don't believe you have anything left to declare, you may go..." declare\ papers|declare\ notes|declare\ tokens|show\ papers m=\ "\"There is no duty on those\", barks the exasperated official." declare\ card t?card v-6.5 o+card@3 m=\ "\"Yes\", says the official and then mutters to himself, \"credit card -- five credits\"." declare\ condoms t?condoms v-6.1 o+condoms@3 m=\ "The guard smiles discreetly and scribbles a \"1\" on his pad." declare\ dictionary t?dict v-6.3 t?dict o+dict@3 m=\ "\"Hmm, looks pretty valuable\", he says as he scribbles a \"3\"." declare\ cigarettes v-6.1 t?cigarettes o+cigarettes@3 m=\ "\"Filthy habit\", the official mutters, writing a \"1\" on his pad." declare\ innocence m="Oh sure; we're all innocent of something, eh?" declare m="Declare what? Never heard of it..." #3 Paved Road Outside Door "You're on a broad, paved road which dead ends before a door into a wide, low customs building to the east with a chain link fence attached to it. You are right outside a large corner door with a dilapidated electic sign: * * * * * * * * * + * * * * * * * + * CLUB 407 * * + * * * * * * * * + * * * * + * * To the north an alley winds between this building and another small building to the northwest." in|ne 4 * t?map t-map ,,, m=\ "The map in your hand glows briefly. You catch a glimpse of a confusing maze of roads leading west toward an urban area and the scrawled words: \"Find Ignarp in Crystal City -- secret password is 'Axolotyl'.\" Then the map turns into sooty ash." north 5 v>6.30 t?card o+ruffians@4 o+card@4 v-6.20 m=\ "As you step into the alley two ruffians bump into you & make profuse apologies... (better check your pockets)." north 5 east 100 west 6 nw 18 #4 Spaceport Bar buy o?%INP_W2% m="The %INP_W2%'s not for sale." buy m="\"I'm all out of %INP_W2%\", the bartender insists." read\ sign ... m=\ "The sign says \"Jsu Snarret POTE kirs meawed jokero quakonk!\" (obviously some local dialect)." read\ sign|translate\ sign t?dictionary m=\ "Checking your dictionary you discover that the sign says: \"Due to new liquour law all Terrans MUST show papers before leaving!\"" show\ papers t~papers m="You don't have any..." take\ card o?ruffians o?card t~card m="\ As you reach for the card the smaller of the two ruffians quickly steps on it, winking at his buddy and feigning nonchalance." attack\ ruffians o-ruffians t+card t+tokens v+2.2 m="\ \"My! What lovely sandals!\" You exclaim as you pick up the small thug by all six pseudopods and dangle him over the pitcher of foul smelling brew at their table. \"B..But I thought you Terries were pacifists! Let go of me!\" he squeals. \"Oh, you're quite right; I beg your pardon\", you agree, dropping him into the pitcher eyestalks first. As the other ruffian starts to get up from the booth to attack, you flick the pitcher containing his cohort into his lap and the two of them disappear under the table in a mass of writhing pseudopods and eyestalks. Finally extricating themselves the two ruffians escape out the door as you pocket their valuables." #4.0 "You are in the dimly-lit Spaceport Bar on Aldebaran III, which appears to be nearly deserted except for you and the burly bartender whose eyestalks keep twitching suspiciously in your direction. A large sign hangs over the door to the south." show\ papers s=4.1 m=\ "The bartender checks your papers and grunts in amazement." buy\ drink v<6.5 m="A drink costs 5 credits and you ain't got it." buy\ drink v-6.5 m=\ "It cost 5 credits and tastes like kerosene but you slurp it down!" bribe\ bartender o~dictionary v-6.25 o+dictionary m=\ "The bartender solemnly folds your offering into his apron and leaves something sitting on the bar." bribe\ bartender v-6.10 m=\ "The bartender solemnly folds your offering into his apron." hit\ bartender m=\ "No way! You may be big and strong, but with those six huge manipulative members he could turn you into a bloody mary!" ask m=\ "The bartender doesn't seem too friendly towards you at the moment." south|out m=\ "With an amazingly graceful movement for someone his size, the bartender leaps over the bar and blocks your exit while pointing at the sign!" #4.1 "You are in the dimly-lit Spaceport Bar on Aldebaran III, which appears to be nearly deserted except for you and the burly bartender who has brought you a drink, (on the house), after learning that you are a user of UNIX software." out 3 m="The bartender waves a pseudopod in farewell." ask v?4.0 v=4.1 o+map m=\ "The barkeep feigns ignorance, but leaves something lying on the bar." ask v>4.0 m=\ "The bartender gives you a worried look, probably thinking that you ask too many questions." read\ map o?map m="It's too dark in here to decipher it." drink m="Guzzling these free drinks isn't a bad life." hit\ bartender m="\ The barkeep is so BIG that your hardest blow strikes him as a brotherly pat which he returns with great enthusiasm. When the birds stop chirping and the stars dim a little you grope your way back to a barstool." #5 Dark Alley "You're in a dark alley between buildings. To the south you can see a paved road that passes in front of the buildings; to the north the alley becomes even darker." north 101 south 3 #101 Bum's hangout "You're in a small cul-de-sac at the end of a dark alley. Even your Terran nose can clearly detect the overwhelming smell of old urine here and under your feet you feel damp cardboard. You should probably add the observation that Aldebaran society includes derelicts to your notes." north m="Ouch! An electrified chain-link fence blocks your way." south 5 east|west m="The wall of a building blocks your way." take\ cardboard|move\ cardboard m=\ "The cardboard is so soggy with urine that it falls apart in your hands." add\ observation o?notes m="\ Since you have no pen or pencil perhaps you should just remember that..." #6 Paved Road "You're on a paved road that leads east toward the Spaceport and west over a hill toward some glinting towers in the distance." east 3 up|over\ hill|west|towers 7 #7 Lumbaga Lane "You're on Lumbaga Lane, which is on the periphery of a very confusing traffic interchange completely surrounded by trees. It's impossible to tell north from south here, you can only tell left from right." * v?5.112 v=5.0 m="Do you want a hint?" yes v?5.0 v=5.1 m=\ "Although the consonants are not wrong, only the vowels are right. (When choosing street names.)" left v+5.16 8 right v+5.16 7 n|s|e|w m=\ "Compass directions have no meaning here, BUT going up and over the hill will get you back toward the spaceport." up|over 6 #8 Anchor Avenue You are Ambling along Anchor Avenue left 7 right 9 #9 Retief Road You are Rambling 'Round Retief Road left 10 right 7 #10 Ptaav Place You are Passing Ptaav Place left 11 right 7 #11 Endore Expressway You are Enjoying Endore Expressway left 7 right 12 #12 Ytterbium Yard Yes! Yt's Ytterbium Yard left 7 m="Not always..." right 7 m="Not always..." sometimes|maybe|both 13 m="Right!!! er, Correct, that is...\n" #13 Crystal City Tourist Information (Hoople St.) "You're in a City fabricated almost entirely from beautiful crystal. Directly in front of you is a booth marked: \"Hoople St. Tourist Information 2 CR\" with a microphone and speaker set into its wall above a large slot." insert\ card v<6.2 o+card m=\ "A mechanical voice drones: \"Insufficient credit\" and your card pops out." insert\ card o-card s=13.1 m=\ "A mechanical voice drones \"Name the place or person you seek\"." down 14 #13.1 "Directly in front of you is a booth marked: \"Hoople St. Tourist Information 2 CR\" with a microphone and speaker set into its wall above a large slot containing your credit card. A hum is audible through the speaker." balance m="Your account now holds %6% credits." insert\ card m="Your card is already in the machine" * v<6.2 o+card s=13.2 m=\ "*** Insufficient Credit Remaining *** (your card pops out)" ignarp v-6.2 m=\ "*** Ignarp is where you find Him. ***" church|temple v-6.2 m=\ "*** Subwalk to Imperium Worlds Station, rub ring and ask directions. ***" pouncetrifle v-6.2 m=\ "*** Amb. Pouncetrifle is usually at the Terran Embassy. ***" terran\ embassy v-6.2 m=\ "*** Take the subwalk to Boardwalk Station and walk two blocks east. ***" subwalk v-6.2 m=\ "*** If it were a snake it would bite you. ***" spaceport v-6.2 m=\ "*** Take the subwalk to Spaceport Station. ***" rep v-6.2 m=\ "*** The Rep lives at the end of the line. ***" take\ card s=13.2 t+card m=\ "*** Have A Nice Day *** drones the machine." * c?30 o+card s=13.2 m=\ "*** Bad Question Syntax *** (the machine assumes that you are talking to it and spits out your card)" #13.2 "Directly in front of you is a booth marked: \"Hoople St. Tourist Information 2 CR\" There is a stairway leading down." #14 Change Booth "You're at the foot of a broad flight of stairs in front of a small, armored booth with a sign on it. Weird, fat lettering decorates the entire chamber in faded polychrome. To the south is an iron gate with a small slot in it." south 15 up 13 s=13.2 read\ sign m=" )-------------------( < V U L I P T > < Jux nepa, qmieti? > )-------------------(\n" translate\ sign m=" )-------------------( < T O K E N S > < How many, please? > )-------------------(\n" read\ lettering m="\ Although badly faded, it seems to say:\n JOdH 83 \% G #\"! &#! !ZZZZZZ! \"!# U6 TRG127 X @@@@ PRNDL 103 G AB \"$ H OiSaC 6L9 Y @ @ @ @ @ A RAC \"# U @!& 9T Z ! @@@ @ @ @@@ #$&! L ADA &$ U Dollo88 I Z # @ @ @ @ @ K BRA ! N23 Y POP92 @@@ @ @ 119 213 " translate\ lettering o+dictionary m="\ The all-dialect dictionary hums softly for a moment, then hums much louder, then starts to smoke and gets VERY hot, so you drop it." how\ much|price m="\"Tokens cost a credit each, of course!\"" buy t~card m="You can't buy anything without your credit card!" buy\ N1\ tokens v<6.%INP_N1% m="You haven't got enough credit for that many!" buy\ N1\ tokens v-6.%INP_N1% v+2.%INP_N1% t+tokens m="You now have %2% tokens" buy\ N1 m="Buy %INP_N1% what?" buy\ tokens m="\"Buy how many PLEASE! buy 1 token? buy 2 tokens?\"" buy m="You have to tell me what you want to buy ..." #15 Turnstile You're standing at an iron gate with a small slot in it. To the north is a small armored booth and a flight of stairs leads upward. north 14 up 13 through|gate|in m="The gate is securely closed and bars your way." attack\ gate m="Ouch! (It doesn't budge)" drop\ token|insert\ token 16 v>2.0 v-2.1 m=\ "The gate lets you through." #16 Hoople St. Station "You're on the platform of the Hoople St. subwalk station. There is a moving walkway going east and a walkway going west from here." east 17 west 19 out 14 m="The one-way door clangs closed behind you." #17 Spaceport Station "You're at the Spaceport subwalk station. A moving walkway goes west. This is the end of the line going east." west 16 out 18 m="You pass through a heavy metal gate." #18 Heavy Metal Gate Building "You're inside a small building. There is a heavy metal gate with a small slot in it to the north and a door to the southeast." insert\ token 17 v>2.0 v-2.1 m="The gate swings open and you enter." out|se 3 insert\ card m="The slot is too small for your credit card." n m="The gate won't let you through." attack\ gate m="You'll only hurt yourself that way." #19 Boardwalk Station You're at the Boardwalk subwalk station. Moving walkways go east and west. east 16 west 30 out 20 m="The iron gate clangs shut behind you." #20 Boardwalk Toll Gate You're standing between a heavy iron gate with a small slot in it and stairs leading upward. up 21 insert\ token 19 v>2.0 v-2.1 m="The gate lets you through." #21 Boardwalk "You're on a north-south street named \"Boardwalk\" which seems strange since the street is made of shiny white paper. An intersecting street runs east-west. Sounds of shouting come from the east and vertical bars can be seen to the west." north 27 south m="under construction" east 22 west t~keys m=\ "You spend a little while \"Just Visiting\" but since you don't have any keys to open the jail, you get bored and go back." west 99 o-keys m=\ "You slip your key into the lock and step into the cell." down 20 #99 In Jail You're in jail, the warden has taken your keys away, (natch), so you can't get out... help m=Nope bribe v<6.1 m="You don't have any credits to bribe anyone with..." bribe 21 v-6.1 t+keys m="\ Fortunately you're a slick talker and get away with a very small bribe, (and your keys)." #22 Park Place Riot "You're in a lovely tree-lined square with a sign \"Park Place\". The square is filled with angry Aldebarrans shouting and waving signs. You had better not tarry here since you're not sure at whom their anger is directed!" read\ signs m=\ "The signs are in the same dialect in which all new signs seem to be written." translate\ signs m=\ "The signs say things like \"End the Terran Terror!\", \"Death to TerrySymps\", and \"Send Them Back Where They Came From!\"" east 23 west 21 tarry 23 t-token t-ring t-pack t-dictionary m=\ "\"You're asking for it Terry\", says a voice behind you. You are beaten unconscious. Finally you are rescued by a disguised TerrySymp and dragged out of harm's way." * c?33 23 t-token t-ring t-pack t-dictionary m=\ "Someone in the mob sees you and shouts `Kony Ick!' (`There's one!') In a rush of animal anger the mob beats and robs you. Finally you are rescued by a Disguised TerrySymp and dragged away." #23 Terran Embassy "You're standing in the ruins of what used to be the Terran Embassy. Marble and alabaster rubble is everywhere. From beneath a large block of polished granite a bloody hand is sticking out, wearing a ruby ring that you've seen hundreds of times as you sat listening to Amb. Pouncetrifle pompously drone on about \"How-Diplomacy-Ought-To-Be-Carried-Out\" while he fidgets with his ring." weep m="Boo Hoo" save\ pouncetrifle m="I'm afraid he's very dead." take\ ring t+ring s=23.1 m="\ The ring slips off easily, being greased as it is with blood." take\ hand|take\ body m="\ You tug, but it's stuck under that block, which is too heavy to move." west 22 dig c?66 m="You dig through some part of the rubble and find nothing." dig s=23.2 m="As you dig you find a small stairway leading down." take\ rubble|take\ alabaster|take\ granite m="The pieces are too big" #23.1 "You're standing in the ruins of what used to be the Terran Embassy. Marble and alabaster rubble is everywhere. From beneath a large block of polished granite a bloody hand is sticking out." * ,,, #23.2 "You're standing in the ruins of what used to be the Terran Embassy. Marble and alabaster rubble is everywhere. At your feet an opening reveals a narrow stairway leading into darkness." dig m="You dig through more of the rubble but find nothing." down 24 #24 Dark Tunnel "You're in a dark tunnel with light shining in at the head of a small set of steps leading up and a marble block with a crack running all the way around it blocking the passage to the east." up 23 east m="The marble block fills the passage." press|push 16 m=\ "You strain against the block and it suddenly pivots. You're caught off balance and rush headlong by it only to find thin air under your feet. You drop 12 feet as you hear the block pivot back with a thud." #27 GO south 21 pass s=27.5 v+6.50 m="Collect 200 dollars (50 credits)." move\ stones m="That would be cheating!" #27.0 "You're on another paper covered street named \"GO\". The paper is marked with a gridwork and some black and white stones are on it in a pattern: a b c d e f g 1 + + + + + + + 2 + @ @ @ @ @ + 3 + @ O O O @ + 4 + @ + + + @ + 5 + + + O + + + 6 + + + + + + + <-- this one is called g6 You can collect some credits here if you can figure the right move for @." d4 s=27.1 c4|e4|b5|c5|e5|f5 s=27.3 m="And O responds with d4 -- you've blown it." #27.1 " a b c d e f g 1 + + + + + + + 2 + @ @ @ @ @ + 3 + @ O O O @ + 4 + @ O @ + @ + And O responds with c4. 5 + + + O + + + 6 + + + + + + + Now where?" c5 s=27.2 e4|e5 s=27.3 m="And O responds with b5 or c5 and you've blown it." d6 s=27.3 m="And O responds with c5 and you've blown it." #27.2 " a b c d e f g 1 + + + + + + + 2 + @ @ @ @ @ + 3 + @ O O O @ + 4 + @ O + O @ + And O responds with e4 taking your stone from d4. 5 + + @ O + + + 6 + + + + + + + Now where?" e5 s=27.4 v+6.10 m=\ "Nice going! O is in atari and can't get away. You win the 10 credit first prize!" d4 m="Illegal play." d6 s=27.3 m="Then O plays e6 and you've blown it." #27.3 "You're on a paper covered street named \"GO\". The paper is marked with a gridwork and black and white stones are jumbled on it in a pattern that looks like someone got mad and threw them all around. a b c d e f g 1 @ O O @ @ @ O 2 O @ @ @ @ @ @ 3 @ @ O O O @ O 4 @ @ @ O @ @ @ 5 O @ O O @ O O 6 @ O @ O @ O @ " south 21 s=27.0 #27.4 "You're on a paper covered street named \"GO\". The paper is marked with a gridwork and some black and white stones are on it in a pattern: a b c d e f g 1 + + + + + + + 2 + @ @ @ @ @ + 3 + @ O O O @ + 4 + @ O + O @ + 5 + + @ O @ + + 6 + + + + + + + " b5|f5|d4|d6 m="You don't seem to know when to give up..." #27.5 "You're on a paper covered street named \"GO\". The paper is marked with a gridwork and some black and white stones are on it in a pattern: a b c d e f g 1 G O + G G G O 2 O G G G G + + 3 G G O + O G O 4 + + G O G + G 5 O G O + G O O 6 G O G O G O G " pass v-6.10 m=\ "Collect 200 dollars, OOOPS! you landed on Chance! Pay poor tax $240..." #30 Imperium Worlds Station "You're on the platform of the Imperium Worlds subwalk station. This station is built entirely from bright white plasmeld and has a spotless, almost antiseptic cleanliness." out m="I don't think you're quite clean enough for this neighborhood..." ask o~native m="Ask who? You're the only person here..." rub\ ring o?ring o~native o+native m=\ " P O O F ! A very surprised native appears, in the act of drying his back with a large bath towel." ask o?native o-native m=\ "The native replies, \"Cleanliness is next to godliness\", then notices your general grubbiness, grimaces and disappears again." clean|wash|bathe 31 m=\ "You step into the cleverly disguised autobath and as the sonic scrub begins ... the bath starts to spin...\n... You are tingling all over (and dizzy) by the time the bath dumps you out on the street." take\ native m=\ "I'm not sure how you mean that but in any case it won't work." east 19 west 98 drop\ dirt|shit|piss m=\ "An alarm sounds and mechanical hands roughly grab you while they swiftly clean up the mess and then drop you back on the subwalk platform." #31 Cleanliness Way "You're on a street of gleaming white plasmeld. There is not a spot of dirt anywhere. A lovely building of slightly alien design is visible to the west and a bridge is visible to the east. There is a gate set in the wall with a small slot next to it." insert\ token 30 v>2.0 v-2.1 m="The gate lets you through." drop\ dirt|shit|piss 30 m=\ "An alarm sounds and mechanical hands swiftly clean up the mess and then roughly grab you and deposit you in a hidden chute." * c?20 ,,, m="\ You notice a fleck of dust fall from the sky only to be deposited in a hidden chute by mechanical hands." west 32 east 34 #32 Worship House Courtyard "You're in the courtyard of a house of worship, a lovely, many-sided building. A large door to the north is invitingly open and a large gate stands open to the east." north 33 s?33.0 m=\ "As you pass through the door it silently swings closed." north 33 east 31 #33 House of Worship south|out m="You can't open the door." #33.0 "You're in a magnificent seven-sided room with rows of pews in concentric heptagons facing the center. A door to the south is tightly closed. A small, gnarled native is standing in the center of the room and looking expectant." ask|help m="\ \"Why should I help you? I don't even know who you are\", the native states." retief m="\"I don't believe you.\"" show\ papers o?papers m="\ \"Papers can always be forged\" he counters." name|who\ are\ you m=\ "The man's face turns purple with effort as he answers, \"My name iss Igna... my name iss Ig... Arrrrgh! I cannot lie here, my name iss ... R. Nixon Shilth!, To defend yoursself, soft one!\" So saying, the man crouches as if to leap at you..." axolotyl s=33.1 m="\ The man fades out and in and out and then back in as a tall woman and out again and finally fades back in as a strange being with five eyestalks wearing orange, gold and green polished armor plate. \"Ah! That musst be Ignarp'ss ssecret messsage!\" he crows, \"Many thankss, littermate of genetic inferiorss.\" Gleefully twitching his eyestalks the man scuttles through the south door." attack\ man|attack\ shilth s=33.2 v=12.0 m=\ "As you battle with the man he starts to fade in and out and finally undergoes an amazing metamorphosis into a beautiful woman! \"Ignarp's the handle\", she says, \"Thanks for distracting Shilth while I regained control. I'm afraid I foolishly let him slip a Groaci drug into my prune juice which left me bound by a metamorph- dominance spell which I couldn't break without a little distraction. I'd be glad to return the favor ...\"" #33.1 "You're in a magnificent seven-sided room with rows of pews in concentric heptagons facing the center of the room. A door stands open to the south." south|out 32 #33.2 "You're in a magnificent seven-sided room with rows of pews in concentric heptagons facing the center. A door to the south is tightly closed. A beautiful woman is standing in the center of the room looking expectant." take\ woman|kiss\ woman|fuck\ woman m="That hardly seems appropriate. Who do you think you are, anyway? James Bond?" ask v?12.0 m=" I'd like to help you, whoever you are, but I'm not sure I should..." ask v?12.4 m="That's all I know about it, I'm afraid." axolotyl v=12.1 m=\ "So you're Retief from the CDT? Perhaps you'd like to hear the story behind the Aldebarran anger at Terrans?" no|maybe|perhaps v>12.0 v<12.4 ... c=yes m="\ Well, I'll tell you anyway" ask ... c=yes yes v?12.1 ... m="\ Mr. Shilth, whom you've already met, is interested in acquiring the grounds on which the Terran Embassy stands to subdivide into condominiums for vacationing Groaci Peace Enforcers. Because the land can't be bought while the Embassy still occupies it, Shilth is hoping to have the Terran Embassy forcibly removed. Disguised as a native trader, he sold a set of \"Native Art Objects\" to your Ambassador Pouncetrifle." yes v?12.1 v=12.2 m="\ Unfortunately, the objects were stolen from the Rep's Meeting Hall, the one truly sacred spot on Aldebarran III, which the thieves desecrated with obscene slogans. Ambassador Pouncetrifle learned of all this when he proudly displaying them at an Embassy reception. Naturally the Ambassador was imprisoned. After much verbal footwork the Ambassador convinced the Rep that the whole matter was a misunderstanding. The Rep graciously agreed that matters might be set to rights by the return of the objects and the payment of a token fine of 1,000 galactic credits. Shall I go on?" no v?12.2 ... c=yes m="\ Well, I will anyway; there's no stopping me now ..." yes v?12.2 ... m="\ The Ambassador paid most of the fine with the 985 credits he was carrying with him, (having expected to make further art purchases), and was released from confinement to gather the remaining 15 credits and the missing objects. Returning to the Embassy via Park Place the Ambassador made the mistake of trying out his Aldebarran-English phrase book on a native he believed to be participating in a quaint street fair. He has not been heard from since, but" yes v?12.2 ... v=11.31 v-11.%8% yes v?12.2 v>11.1 ... v=12.3 m="\ the deadline for returning the objects is only %11% days away and Shilth's agents are reported to have stolen the objects again!" yes v?12.2 v?11.1 ... v=12.3 m="\ the deadline for returning the objects is only one day away and Shilth's agents are reported to have stolen the objects again!" yes v?12.2 ... v=12.3 m="\ the deadline for returning the objects is only %9% hours away and Shilth's agents are reported to have stolen the objects again!" yes v?12.3 ... v=12.4 m="\ If you can find the missing objects and present them to the Rep with the final 15 credit payment the uprising will probably be averted. The three objects are: a green Zwerf an alabaster Yangst and a pale Xyller They are rumored to be hidden in the graveyard near Pont St. Michel." thanks m="\"No thanks necessary, I'm still in your debt.\"" open\ door|leave s=33.1 m=\ "\"I can return the favor you've done me by helping you leave.\", so saying, the woman presses a hidden button and disappears." #34 West end of Pont St. Michel You are at the western end of a bridge that has been cleaned so often that it has become quite flimsy. To the west you see a street made of gleaming white plasmeld. w 31 e|cross v>NUM_CARRY.1 m="\ The bridge won't support you and all your baggage. You'll have to drop something to cross safely." e 35 #35.0 East end of Pont St. Michel You are at the eastern end of a bridge that has been cleaned so often that it has become quite flimsy. To the east you see a rambling graveyard through a tall metal gate which is locked. e m="The gate is locked" w|cross v>NUM_CARRY.1 m="\ The bridge won't support you and all your baggage. You'll have to drop something to cross safely." w 34 unlock t~key m="Without a key? Don't be silly!" unlock s=35.1 o-key m="\ You fight with the rusty lock which finally turns and then freezes up. The gate creaks open." #35.1 East end of Pont St. Michel You are at the eastern end of a bridge that has been cleaned so often that it has become quite flimsy. To the east you see a rambling graveyard through a tall metal gate which is standing open. e 36 w v>NUM_CARRY.1 m="\ The bridge won't support you and all your baggage. You'll have to drop something to cross safely." w 34 take\ key|lock m="\ The lock seems permanently stuck, and your key is in it." #36 You're in a graveyard. You're in a graveyard. n 39 s|e 36 w 38 nw 40 dig m="You dig down to some bones which turn to ash." #36.0 dig c?50 s=36.1 o+zwerf m="\ You break through into an open pocket containing a green, vibrating object." #36.1 You're in a graveyard. There is a small hole here. dig c?50 s=36.2 o+xyller m="\ You break through into an open pocket containing a pale, cold object." #36.2 You're in a graveyard. There is a large hole here. dig c?50 m="All you find is more dirt." #37 You're in a graveyard. You're in a graveyard. n|s 37 e 41 w 38 dig s=37.1 m="You dig down to some bones which turn to ash." #37.1 You're in a graveyard. There is a small hole here. dig c?50 m="All you find is more dirt." #38 You're in a graveyard. You're in a graveyard. n 38 s 37 e 39 w 36 dig s=38.1 m="You dig down to some bones which turn to ash." #38.1 You're in a graveyard. There is a small hole here. dig c?50 m="All you find is more dirt." #39 You're in a graveyard. You're in a graveyard. n 37 s 38 e 36 w 39 dig s=39.1 m="You dig down to some bones which turn to ash." #39.1 You're in a graveyard. There is a small hole here. dig c?50 m="All you find is more dirt." #40 You're in a graveyard. You're in a graveyard. n 36 s 38 e 39 w 40 dig s=39.1 m="You dig down to some bones which turn to ash." #40.0 You're in a graveyard. dig c?50 s=40.1 o+yangst m="\ You break through into an open pocket containing an alabaster object." #40.1 You're in a graveyard. There is a small hole here. dig c?50 m="All you find is more dirt." #41 Crypt Entrance You're at the entrance to a small, stone building. You can hear a shrill twittering sound from within. w 37 in|e 42 #42 Inside Crypt You're inside an ancient crypt of oddly familiar design. It is dark and gloomy here with cobwebs hanging from every wall. Although there are no religious articles visible there is a large black coffin sitting on the ground. There are doorways to the east and west. w 41 e 35 take\ coffin m="Even with your Herculean strength that's not possible." #42.0 open\ coffin v>9.5 v<9.20 m="\ The lid seems to give a little ... but then snaps back in place." open\ coffin o~vampire v?13.0 o+vampire m="\ The lid seems to give a little ... and then springs off as a small bat escapes from the coffin. You hear footsteps approach from behind you ... " hello|* o?vampire v?13.0 v=13.3 m=" The count speaks to you in a charming voice with just the sightest accent: \"Velcome! It is such a pleasure to meet a fellow Terran in these lonely parts. Vould you like to rest for a vhile?\"" no o?vampire v?13.3 m="\"Vell, maybe later, then ...\"" w o?vampire ,,, m="\ The count smiles and bows graciously as you leave." e o?vampire ,,, v=13.1 m=" His face contorting with rage, the Count speaks again: \"So, you refuse the hospitality of the Prince of the Wallichans, do you? You shall bleed for this, Terry! ... um, that is ...\", and vanishes." #98 Government Center "You're in the Government Center subwalk station. This is the end of the line going west. It is rather dingy and appears to be little used. There are several signs here and doors at both ends of the platform with gates and small stairways leading up." n|left m="The door is chained closed." s|right 97 m="The gate clangs shut behind you." e 30 w m="End Of The Line -- get it?" up m="Which way up? North? South? Left? Right?" read\ signs m="\ A multi-lingual sign overhead says: \" <---- to Meeting Hall ---< >--- to The Rep ----> \" The door at the north end of the station bears another sign that reads: \" Meeting Hall exit closed \" " #97 The Rep's House "You're in the foyer of The Rep's house. There is a stairway going down and a large, open door at the north end of the hall." down 98 m="You sneak through the gate and into the station." n 96 v=11.12 #96 Rep's Reception Room "You are in the presence of the Rep. \"What do YOU want?\", he growls." s 97 * v-11.1 ,,, * v?11.10 ,,, m="\ \"I haven't got all day, you know; I'm VERY busy!\"" * v?11.6 ,,, m="\ \"If you're just going to waste my time ... \" (The Rep wiggles his eyebrows meaningfully)" * v?11.2 m=" \"I think he needs a priest or a psychiatrist, like most Terries\", mumbles the Rep." * 98 v?11.1 m=" \"Throw the bum out\", he mutters to a LARGE native who appears beside you wearing `No-Noyz' sneakers and little else. You bounce twice on the stairs on your way down." i\ want m="\"Who cares what YOU want, Terry?\"" want m="\ \"Want, want, want! You Terries never talk about anything else!\"" talk m="\"Talk's cheap\", he grumbles." drop m="\"Don't go dropping things on my good carpet\", growls the Rep" return|give v=11.15 ,,, return\ xyller|give\ xyller o+xyller m="\"My Xyller!\", he exclaims." return\ yangst|give\ yangst o+yangst m="\"My Yangst!\", he crows." return\ zwerf|give\ zwerf o+zwerf m="\"My Zwerf!\", he coos." return\ credits|give\ credits o~xyller m="\ Unless you're going to return my Xyller you may as well keep the credits." return\ credits|give\ credits o~yangst m="\ Unless you're going to return my Yangst you may as well keep the credits." return\ credits|give\ credits o~zwerf m="\ Unless you're going to return my Zwerf you may as well keep the credits." return\ credits|give\ credits v<6.15 m="\ You don't have the fifteen credits, but I can see you mean well ... perhaps, if you could figure out how to pass go you could get a few more credits..." return\ credits|give\ credits -2 m="\ \"You Terries aren't so bad after all\", admits the Rep as he flicks a switch that cuts the power to all the androids that were leading the uprising, \"Why don't you stay for dinner?\". Which, of course, you do."