! The following code was automatically generated by nki2inf.pl
! Do not edit this file.
! Instead, edit your raw NKI list and run nki2inf.pl again.
!
! Because you can't directly use double quotes, backslashes,
! tildes, or atsigns in Inform, the following substitutions
! are used to generate those characters:
!    "  -->   ~
!    ~  --> @@126
!    \  --> @@92
!    @  --> @@64

[ lookup_msg num;
	switch(num) {
1:	return "~50 Years Among the Non-Kitten Items~, by Ann Droyd.";
2:	return "~Blup, blup, blup~, says the mud pot.";
3:	return "~Dear robot, you may have already won our 10 MILLION DOLLAR prize...~";
4:	return "~I pity the fool who mistakes me for kitten!~, sez Mr. T.";
5:	return "~Kibo was here~";
6:	return "~Kilroy was here~";
7:	return "~Mail Routing and the Domain System~ by Craig Partridge.";
8:	return "~No!~ says the bit.";
9:	return "~Plexar was here~";
10:	return "~Robot may not injure kitten, or, through inaction, ...~";
11:	return "~Sure hope we get some rain soon,~ says Farmer Joe.";
12:	return "~Take a penny, leave a penny.~ You do both.";
13:	return "~The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism~ by Emmanuel Goldstein.";
14:	return "~There is no kitten!~ cackles the old crone. You are shocked by her blasphemy.";
15:	return "~Topsoil's all gone, ma,~ weeps Lil' Greg.";
16:	return "~Yes!~ says the bit.";
17:	return "'Twas brillig in the slivey-toves...";
18:	return "...thingy???";
19:	return "3.14159... Pi is all over the place here...";
20:	return "99 bottles of beer are on a wall here.";
21:	return "A ~Get Out of Jail Free~ card.";
22:	return "A 100 meter long chain of jumbo paper clips.";
23:	return "A 256 kilobyte write-only memory chip.";
24:	return "A 540Hz tuning fork.";
25:	return "A Gregorian date palm, its fronds gently waving.";
26:	return "A Mentos wrapper.";
27:	return "A Sanrio catalog.";
28:	return "A Scooby Snack! Yay!";
29:	return "A Swiss-Army knife. All of its appendages are out. (toothpick lost)";
30:	return "A Texas Instruments of Destruction calculator.";
31:	return "A baboon with a bassoon hoots angrily at you.";
32:	return "A baby catapult and a little pile of pebbles.";
33:	return "A badly dented high-hat cymbal lies on its side here.";
34:	return "A ball of yarn.";
35:	return "A bartender growls, ~No robots allowed!~";
36:	return "A big bass drum bearing a hole and suspicious clawmarks.";
37:	return "A big chunk of frozen chocolate pudding.";
38:	return "A bit of luck.";
39:	return "A blank deposit slip.";
40:	return "A bobolink is twittering a happy tune here.";
41:	return "A book with ~Don't Panic~ in large friendly letters across the cover.";
42:	return "A book: Feng Shui, Zen: the art of randomly arranging items that are not kitten.";
43:	return "A bottle of ammonia.";
44:	return "A bottle of distilled water.";
45:	return "A bottle of hair tonic.";
46:	return "A bottle of oil! Refreshing!";
47:	return "A bottle of smelling salts.";
48:	return "A bowl of cherries.";
49:	return "A bowling ball with the name ~Bob~ inscribed on it.";
50:	return "A box of brand-new nixie tubes.";
51:	return "A box of dancing mechanical pencils. They dance! They sing!";
52:	return "A brain cell. Oddly enough, it seems to be functioning.";
53:	return "A breadbox that's bigger than a breadbox.";
54:	return "A briefcase filled with spy stuff.";
55:	return "A broken metronome sits here, its needle off to one side.";
56:	return "A brown glass vial labeled ~tincture of iodine~.";
57:	return "A caboodle.";
58:	return "A camera obscura.";
59:	return "A canister of pressurized whipped cream, sans whipped cream.";
60:	return "A card sharp sits here, practicing his Faro shuffle. He ignores you.";
61:	return "A cardboard box of sheet metal screws.";
62:	return "A chain hanging from two posts reminds you of the Gateway Arch.";
63:	return "A clay pot with grass growing it in sits here.";
64:	return "A claymore mine.";
65:	return "A cluster of cattails are growing here.";
66:	return "A coat hanger hovers in thin air. Odd.";
67:	return "A cockatoo shrieks at you.";
68:	return "A compendium of haiku about metals.";
69:	return "A coupon for one free steak-fish at your local family diner.";
70:	return "A crouton.";
71:	return "A crowd of people, and at the center, a popular misconception.";
72:	return "A cyclops glowers angrily at you.";
73:	return "A dangly thing.";
74:	return "A dark-emitting diode.";
75:	return "A dead battery.";
76:	return "A dead click beetle.";
77:	return "A digital clock. It's stuck at 2:17 PM.";
78:	return "A discarded bagpipe chanter reed.";
79:	return "A discarded pop bottle.";
80:	return "A discarded refrigerator in a discarded refrigerator box.";
81:	return "A discredited cosmology, relic of a bygone era.";
82:	return "A dodecahedron bars your way.";
83:	return "A dog dressed in a cheap suit is here.";
84:	return "A dogcow moofs at you.";
85:	return "A failing unit test.";
86:	return "A family of integrals is here integrating.";
87:	return "A featureless black monolith.";
88:	return "A five-horned rhinoceros beetle with rings on every other horn.";
89:	return "A flask of hydrochloric acid is here.";
90:	return "A flyer advertising a big sale on flyers.";
91:	return "A flyer reads, ~Please donate hydraulic fluid~";
92:	return "A forgotten telephone switchboard operator.";
93:	return "A forgotten telephone switchboard.";
94:	return "A freshly-baked pumpkin pie.";
95:	return "A frosted pink party-cake, half eaten.";
96:	return "A gecko clings to the ceiling here.";
97:	return "A geyser sprays water high into the air.";
98:	return "A giant mechanical octopus spews flames from its tentacles.";
99:	return "A glorious fan of peacock feathers.";
100:	return "A gold-dipped rose.";
101:	return "A gravestone stands here. ~Izchak Miller, ascended.~";
102:	return "A green yo-yo.";
103:	return "A grin.";
104:	return "A haircut and a real job. Now you know where to get one!";
105:	return "A hairless rat.";
106:	return "A half empty milk carton. Or is it half full?";
107:	return "A half-eaten cheese sandwich.";
108:	return "A hammock stretched between a tree and a volleyball pole.";
109:	return "A hastily scribbled note reads, ~kitten is the letter Q.~";
110:	return "A hedgehog. It looks like it knows something important.";
111:	return "A helicopter has crashed here.";
112:	return "A herd of wild coffee mugs slumbers here.";
113:	return "A hickory stump.";
114:	return "A historical marker showing the actual location of /dev/null.";
115:	return "A hollow voice says ~Fool!~";
116:	return "A hollow voice says ~Plugh.~";
117:	return "A homemade Tesla coil, fully charged.";
118:	return "A hovercraft full of eels is parked here.";
119:	return "A huge pile of pancakes.";
120:	return "A jar of Vegemite is playing hopscotch here.";
121:	return "A jar of dehydrated water.";
122:	return "A jar of lemon curd.";
123:	return "A jar of library paste.";
124:	return "A ketchup bottle (nearly empty).";
125:	return "A kitten sink, for washing kitten (if only kitten liked water).";
126:	return "A kitten source (to match the kitten sink).";
127:	return "A large Turkish rug, worn threadbare by years of pacing.";
128:	return "A large block of dry ice.";
129:	return "A large blue eye floats in midair.";
130:	return "A large coil of rope is here.";
131:	return "A large pile of rubber bands.";
132:	return "A large snake bars your way.";
133:	return "A largish bath towel.";
134:	return "A leather pouch filled with multisided dice.";
135:	return "A little glass tub of Carmex. ($.89) Too bad you have no lips.";
136:	return "A little teapot, short and stout.";
137:	return "A livery stable! Get your livery!";
138:	return "A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.";
139:	return "A lotus. You make an interesting pair.";
140:	return "A magic switch.";
141:	return "A magical... magic thing.";
142:	return "A marijuana brownie.";
143:	return "A mason jar lies here open. Its label reads: ~do not open!~.";
144:	return "A meat-scented air-freshener on a string dances in the breeze.";
145:	return "A mere collection of pixels.";
146:	return "A model of a twin-hulled sailboat.";
147:	return "A naked singularity. You avert your eyes.";
148:	return "A neat pile of plastic irrigation pipe.";
149:	return "A neural net -- maybe it's trying to recognize kitten.";
150:	return "A nondescript box of crackers.";
151:	return "A noun and a boat bound to the wrong verb.";
152:	return "A number of short theatrical productions are indexed 1, 2, 3, ... n.";
153:	return "A packet of catnip.";
154:	return "A packet of pipe cleaners.";
155:	return "A pair of combat boots.";
156:	return "A pair of saloon-style doors swing slowly back and forth here.";
157:	return "A pangolin.";
158:	return "A parade of ants crosses your path.";
159:	return "A parrot, kipping on its back.";
160:	return "A passing tiger tells you a terrible tale.";
161:	return "A patch from the Mammoth Caves.";
162:	return "A patch of grape jelly grows here.";
163:	return "A patch of mushrooms grows here.";
164:	return "A pile of blood-red maple leaves. You do not have time to count them.";
165:	return "A pile of coaxial plumbing lies here.";
166:	return "A pile of coconuts.";
167:	return "A pile of discarded ~no dumping~ signs.";
168:	return "A pile of irrigation valves.";
169:	return "A pirate joke.";
170:	return "A pirate!";
171:	return "A pizza, melting in the sun.";
172:	return "A plush Chewbacca.";
173:	return "A post hole digger is stuck in a pile of dirt here.";
174:	return "A puddle of chocolate sauce.";
175:	return "A puddle of mud, where the mudskippers play.";
176:	return "A puddle of purple semi-gloss latex paint.";
177:	return "A punch bowl, filled with punch and lemon slices.";
178:	return "A radio hisses away.";
179:	return "A rancid corn dog.";
180:	return "A realistic toy kitten. Suspended high above is a large steel cage.";
181:	return "A river of liquid nitrogen flows through here.";
182:	return "A robot comedian performs here. You feel amused.";
183:	return "A roll of duct tape.";
184:	return "A roll of scratch-and-sniff stickers.";
185:	return "A rusted safety pin.";
186:	return "A rusted telephone booth.";
187:	return "A rusty crowbar.";
188:	return "A rusty melon-baller.";
189:	return "A rusty slinky. It was such a wonderful toy!";
190:	return "A sack of doorknobs.";
191:	return "A sack of hammers.";
192:	return "A sack of wet mice.";
193:	return "A salmon hatchery? Look again. It's merely a single salmon.";
194:	return "A saucer of milk.";
195:	return "A scrap of parchment bears the single word, ~meow~.";
196:	return "A scratching-post.";
197:	return "A screwdriver.";
198:	return "A sealed tin bearing only the word ~yummy~.";
199:	return "A section of glowing phosphor cells sings a song of radiation to you.";
200:	return "A set of keys to a 2001 Rolls Royce. Worthless.";
201:	return "A sheep and a lamp, lounging beneath a myrtle tree.";
202:	return "A sign reads ~Don't step on the Mome Raths~.";
203:	return "A sign reads: ~Go home!~";
204:	return "A sign reads: ~Ignore this sign!~";
205:	return "A sign reads: ~No robots allowed!~";
206:	return "A signpost saying ~TO KITTEN~. It points in no particular direction.";
207:	return "A singing frog. Useless.";
208:	return "A six-wheeled robot sits lifeless, stuck in the dirt.";
209:	return "A slightly-used smellovision set.";
210:	return "A small box of fishing weights.";
211:	return "A small, featureless, white cube.";
212:	return "A smoking branding iron shaped like a 24-pin connector.";
213:	return "A spindle, and a grindle, and a bucka-wacka-woom!";
214:	return "A spiral-bound copy of the Necronomicon.";
215:	return "A squirrel contentedly gnaws on a sprinkler head here.";
216:	return "A stack of 7 inch floppies wobbles precariously.";
217:	return "A statue of a girl holding a goose like the one in Gottingen, Germany.";
218:	return "A steam-powered bunnytron.";
219:	return "A stegosaurus, escaped from stegosaurusfindsrobot. It finds you.";
220:	return "A stony meteorite.";
221:	return "A street map of the city of Anaheim.";
222:	return "A sub-atomic particle languishes here all alone.";
223:	return "A sudden burst of maniaical cackling makes you feel homesick.";
224:	return "A team of Arctic explorers is camped here.";
225:	return "A technical university in Australia.";
226:	return "A tetradrachm dated ~42 B.C.~";
227:	return "A threadbare tweed suit.";
228:	return "A tiny robot scuttles across the floor.";
229:	return "A tiny velvet pouch.";
230:	return "A toenail? What good is a toenail?";
231:	return "A toilet bowl occupies this space.";
232:	return "A ton of feathers.";
233:	return "A toupee.";
234:	return "A toy zeppelin.";
235:	return "A traffic signal. It appears to have been recently vandalized.";
236:	return "A train of thought chugs through here.";
237:	return "A trash compactor, compacting away.";
238:	return "A travel-sized cyclotron.";
239:	return "A tree with some jelly nailed to it.";
240:	return "A tube of heat sink grease.";
241:	return "A tube of toothpaste. Too bad you have no teeth.";
242:	return "A tube of white lithium grease. Perfect for your robotic joints.";
243:	return "A twist of lemon.";
244:	return "A vacuum cleaner appears to have exploded here.";
245:	return "A vanilla pudding pop.";
246:	return "A vase full of artificial flowers is stuck to the floor here.";
247:	return "A voice booms out ~Onward, kitten soldiers...~";
248:	return "A waffle iron is here and it's still hot.";
249:	return "A warranted genuine Snark.";
250:	return "A waterlogged grand piano.";
251:	return "A willing, ripe tomato bemoans your inability to digest fruit.";
252:	return "A wireframe model of a hot dog rotates in space here.";
253:	return "A wondrous and intricate golden amulet. Too bad you have no neck.";
254:	return "A zorkmid coin.";
255:	return "Ah, the skirl of the pipes and the rustle of the silicon...";
256:	return "Ah, the uniform of a Revolutionary-era minuteman.";
257:	return "Air.";
258:	return "Alien underwear.";
259:	return "An Internet chain letter.";
260:	return "An abandoned used-car lot.";
261:	return "An albatross, around its own neck.";
262:	return "An aromatherapy candle burns with healing light.";
263:	return "An assortment of highly-nutritious vegetables.";
264:	return "An atomic vector plotter.";
265:	return "An authentic 1953 veeblefetzer, sadly in need of adjustment.";
266:	return "An autographed copy of the works of Anonymous.";
267:	return "An automated robot-disdainer. It pretends you're not there.";
268:	return "An automated robot-doubter. It doesn't believe in you.";
269:	return "An automated robot-hater. It frowns disapprovingly at you.";
270:	return "An automated robot-liker. It smiles at you.";
271:	return "An electric engraving pencil.";
272:	return "An electric fan lies on its side here.";
273:	return "An eminently forgettable zahir.";
274:	return "An empty Altoids tin.";
275:	return "An empty coaxial cable spool.";
276:	return "An empty shopping bag. Paper or plastic?";
277:	return "An erroneous proof of the Goldbach Conjecture.";
278:	return "An expired transistor.";
279:	return "An historical marker.";
280:	return "An ice cube.";
281:	return "An iron meteorite.";
282:	return "An obvious metaphor for Sysiphisian futility.";
283:	return "An old bootable business card, unfortunately cracked down the middle.";
284:	return "An old pattern is here going on and on.";
285:	return "An old rusty revolver.";
286:	return "An ordinary bust of Beethoven... but why is it painted green?";
287:	return "An oven mitt with kittens on it.";
288:	return "An overflowing bit bucket.";
289:	return "An overturned bottle of rainbow-colored ink.";
290:	return "An underwater avocado.";
291:	return "An unlicensed nuclear accelerator.";
292:	return "An unripe orange.";
293:	return "Another rabbit? That's three today!";
294:	return "Bars of lard, stacked a mile high.";
295:	return "Beef stew.";
296:	return "Biscuits.";
297:	return "Bits of red construction paper are scattered all about.";
298:	return "Blod.";
299:	return "Brass tacks.";
300:	return "Bright copper kettles.";
301:	return "Bronzed baby shoes.";
302:	return "Butane!!!";
303:	return "Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Color, Phosphoric Acid, Flavors.";
304:	return "Ceci n'est pas un chaton.";
305:	return "Chewing gum and baling wire.";
306:	return "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously here.";
307:	return "Could it be... a big ugly bowling trophy?";
308:	return "Diogenes is here, demanding whisky.";
309:	return "Dirty socks.";
310:	return "Ed Witten sits here, pondering string theory.";
311:	return "Empty jewelboxes litter the landscape.";
312:	return "Five pounds of flax.";
313:	return "For a moment, you feel something in your hands, but it disappears!";
314:	return "Grind 'em up, spit 'em out, they're twigs.";
315:	return "Haphazard stacks of white uppercase letters.";
316:	return "Haven't you touched this before?";
317:	return "Heart of Darkness brand pistachio nuts.";
318:	return "Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!";
319:	return "Here is no kitten but only rock, rock and no kitten and the sandy road.";
320:	return "Here you are, at the behest.";
321:	return "Here you are, over the objections.";
322:	return "Here you are, under the auspices.";
323:	return "Hey, I bet you thought this was kitten.";
324:	return "Hey, look, it's war. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.";
325:	return "Hey, robot, leave those lists alone.";
326:	return "Ho hum. Another synthetic a posteriori.";
327:	return "Hydraulic fluid and jagged metal bits. You recoil from the scene of carnage.";
328:	return "I don't know what that is, but it's not kitten.";
329:	return "IT'S ALIVE! AH HA HA HA HA!";
330:	return "If it's not one thing, it's another.";
331:	return "If it's one thing, it's not another.";
332:	return "In Soviet Russia, kitten finds you. Unfortunately, this isn't Soviet Russia.";
333:	return "Insane laughter issues from this vibrating shipping crate.";
334:	return "Is that an elephant's head or a winged sandal?";
335:	return "It is -- I just feel something wonderful is about to happen.";
336:	return "It is a cloud shaped like an ox.";
337:	return "It is a marzipan dreadnought that appears to have melted and stuck.";
338:	return "It is a set of wind-up chatter teeth.";
339:	return "It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three.";
340:	return "It pleases you to be kind to what appears to be kitten -- but it's not!";
341:	return "It seems to be a copy of ~A Tail of Two Kitties~.";
342:	return "It's ~Finding kitten~, published by O'Reilly and Associates.";
343:	return "It's ~War and Peace~ (unabridged, very small print).";
344:	return "It's 1000 secrets the government doesn't want you to know!";
345:	return "It's Babe Flathead's favorite bat.";
346:	return "It's Bach's Mass in B-minor!";
347:	return "It's Brian Kernighan.";
348:	return "It's Death.";
349:	return "It's Dennis Ritchie.";
350:	return "It's Grundle, the Green Dragon.";
351:	return "It's Jesse James's severed hand and it's still moving.";
352:	return "It's KITT, the talking car.";
353:	return "It's Lucy Ricardo. ~Aaaah, Ricky!~, she says.";
354:	return "It's Mary Poppins!";
355:	return "It's Professor Feedlebom.";
356:	return "It's Richard Nixon's nose!";
357:	return "It's Schrodinger's non-kitten.";
358:	return "It's Uncle Doctor Hurkamur!";
359:	return "It's a ~HOME ALONE 2: Lost in New York~ novelty cup.";
360:	return "It's a Bergenholm drive.";
361:	return "It's a Cat 5 cable.";
362:	return "It's a DVD of ~Crouching Monkey, Hidden Kitten~, region encoded for the moon.";
363:	return "It's a Dvorak keyboard.";
364:	return "It's a Franklin Ebookman.";
365:	return "It's a Java applet.";
366:	return "It's a Linux install CD.";
367:	return "It's a MITS Altair 8800.";
368:	return "It's a NetBSD install CD.";
369:	return "It's a Quaker Oatmeal tube, converted into a drum.";
370:	return "It's a U.S. president.";
371:	return "It's a banana! Oh, joy!";
372:	return "It's a battery-powered brass lantern.";
373:	return "It's a big block of ice. Something seems to be frozen inside it.";
374:	return "It's a big smoking fish.";
375:	return "It's a black hole. Don't fall in!";
376:	return "It's a blob of blue goo.";
377:	return "It's a blob of grey goo.";
378:	return "It's a blob of red goo.";
379:	return "It's a bottle of nail polish remover.";
380:	return "It's a box of lox.";
381:	return "It's a box of pinball machine parts.";
382:	return "It's a bucket of water.";
383:	return "It's a bug.";
384:	return "It's a business plan for a new startup, kitten.net.";
385:	return "It's a cardboard box full of 8-track tapes.";
386:	return "It's a cat. Are you too late?";
387:	return "It's a charcoal briquette, smoking away.";
388:	return "It's a child's pull-toy.";
389:	return "It's a clue!";
390:	return "It's a concatenation of circumstances.";
391:	return "It's a continental breakfast.";
392:	return "It's a cookie shaped like a kitten.";
393:	return "It's a copy editor, reading aloud from the Associated Press Stylebook.";
394:	return "It's a copy of ~Zen and The Art of Robot Maintenance~.";
395:	return "It's a copy of Knuth with the chapter on kitten-search algorithms torn out.";
396:	return "It's a copy of the Book of Found Kittens.";
397:	return "It's a copy of the robotfindskitten EULA.";
398:	return "It's a dark, amphorous blob of matter.";
399:	return "It's a fleet of mothballs.";
400:	return "It's a fly on the wall. Hi, fly!";
401:	return "It's a fossil trilobite.";
402:	return "It's a fragment of an old Russian spacecraft.";
403:	return "It's a free Dmitry Sklyarov!";
404:	return "It's a free Jon Johansen!";
405:	return "It's a funky beat!";
406:	return "It's a groat coated with pocket fluff.";
407:	return "It's a grue. Fortunately, they don't like to eat robots.";
408:	return "It's a gun of some sort.";
409:	return "It's a hanging chad.";
410:	return "It's a hologram of a crashed helicopter.";
411:	return "It's a hundred-dollar bill.";
412:	return "It's a hyperkinetic rabbity thing.";
413:	return "It's a large pile of crumpled notepaper.";
414:	return "It's a left-handed smoke shifter.";
415:	return "It's a limbo bar! How low can you go?";
416:	return "It's a list of the zeroes of the Riemann zeta function.";
417:	return "It's a merry-go-round (broken down).";
418:	return "It's a mighty zombie talking about some love and prosperity.";
419:	return "It's a model of a catamaran.";
420:	return "It's a moment of silence.";
421:	return "It's a mousetrap, baited with soap.";
422:	return "It's a nameless MSX computer from Japan.";
423:	return "It's a nasty knife.";
424:	return "It's a perpetual immobility machine.";
425:	return "It's a pigeon with a TCP/IP packet duct-taped to its leg.";
426:	return "It's a pile of wine corks.";
427:	return "It's a pool with a straw in it.";
428:	return "It's a portable hole. A sign reads: ~Closed for the winter~.";
429:	return "It's a prosthetic wheel, bent out of shape.";
430:	return "It's a rapidly oscillating function.";
431:	return "It's a recursive recursive recursive recursive recursive...";
432:	return "It's a red staple-remover.";
433:	return "It's a red stapler.";
434:	return "It's a rhyton. Right on!";
435:	return "It's a rim shot. Ba-da-boom!";
436:	return "It's a roll of industrial-strength copper wire.";
437:	return "It's a rotating potato.";
438:	return "It's a rotten old shoe.";
439:	return "It's a rousing rendition of ~O Canada.~";
440:	return "It's a segmentation fault. Core dumped, by the way.";
441:	return "It's a sleeping lion.";
442:	return "It's a solitary vacuum tube.";
443:	return "It's a spade.";
444:	return "It's a squad of Keystone Kops.";
445:	return "It's a square.";
446:	return "It's a steaming bowl of homemade gnocci.";
447:	return "It's a stone, unturned.";
448:	return "It's a stupid mask, fashioned after a beagle.";
449:	return "It's a symbol. You see in it a model for all symbols everywhere.";
450:	return "It's a synthetic a priori truth! Immanuel would be so pleased!";
451:	return "It's a tape of '70s rock. All original hits! All original artists!";
452:	return "It's a tribute to fishnet stockings.";
453:	return "It's a typewriter, covered in dust.";
454:	return "It's a universal Turing machine constructed from LEGO blocks.";
455:	return "It's a wallet full of blank credit cards.";
456:	return "It's a week-old baloney sandwich.";
457:	return "It's a whirly thing of some sort.";
458:	return "It's a zen simulation, trapped within an ASCII character.";
459:	return "It's an altar to the horse god.";
460:	return "It's an argon-filled vault.";
461:	return "It's an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.";
462:	return "It's an elvish sword of great antiquity.";
463:	return "It's an external dependency.";
464:	return "It's an incomplete";
465:	return "It's an inverted billiard ball!";
466:	return "It's an oil portrait of you, about to find kitten.";
467:	return "It's an old Duke Ellington record.";
468:	return "It's an unknown area code.";
469:	return "It's another robot, more advanced in design than you but strangely immobile.";
470:	return "It's creepy and it's kooky, mysterious and spooky. It's also somewhat ooky.";
471:	return "It's cute like a kitten, but isn't a kitten.";
472:	return "It's either a mirror, or another robot.";
473:	return "It's evidence.";
474:	return "It's just an object.";
475:	return "It's more money than you'll ever need.";
476:	return "It's nothing but a corrupted floppy. Coaster anyone?";
477:	return "It's nothing in particular.";
478:	return "It's part of a complete breakfast.";
479:	return "It's probably nothing.";
480:	return "It's scenery for ~Waiting for Godot~.";
481:	return "It's skeuomorphism. Yay, skeuomorphism!";
482:	return "It's something fizzy.";
483:	return "It's the <blink> tag!";
484:	return "It's the ASCII Floating Head of Seth David Schoen!";
485:	return "It's the Brass Nodes of the Universe.";
486:	return "It's the Capable Prune.";
487:	return "It's the Donation of Constantine!";
488:	return "It's the Golden Banana of Discord!";
489:	return "It's the Maltese Falcon.";
490:	return "It's the Queen of Hearts! ~Off with their heads!~, she shouts.";
491:	return "It's the Super Bass-O-Matic '76! Mmm, that's good bass!";
492:	return "It's the Tiki Room.";
493:	return "It's the Will Rogers Highway. Who was Will Rogers, anyway?";
494:	return "It's the amazing self-referential thing that's not kitten.";
495:	return "It's the astounding meta-object.";
496:	return "It's the classification of all finite simple groups.";
497:	return "It's the constellation Pisces.";
498:	return "It's the cork to someone's lunch.";
499:	return "It's the crusty exoskeleton of an arthropod!";
500:	return "It's the handheld robotfindskitten game, by Tiger.";
501:	return "It's the horizon. Now THAT'S weird.";
502:	return "It's the instruction manual for a previous version of this game.";
503:	return "It's the local draft board.";
504:	return "It's the mark of the beast!";
505:	return "It's the missing chapter to ~A Clockwork Orange~.";
506:	return "It's the proverbial wet blanket.";
507:	return "It's the set of uninteresting natural numbers.";
508:	return "It's the shock of recognition.";
509:	return "It's the shortest distance between two points.";
510:	return "It's the triangle leg adjacent to an angle divided by the leg opposite it.";
511:	return "It's the whites of their eyes.";
512:	return "It's the wrong number.";
513:	return "It's this message, nothing more.";
514:	return "It's wholesale, direct to you.";
515:	return "Jacket fluff.";
516:	return "Just a big brick wall.";
517:	return "Just a box of backscratchers.";
518:	return "Just a cage of white mice.";
519:	return "Just a moldy loaf of bread.";
520:	return "Just a monitor with the blue element burnt out.";
521:	return "Just a pincushion.";
522:	return "Just an autographed copy of the Kama Sutra.";
523:	return "Just some glop of some sort.";
524:	return "Just some old play by a Czech playwright, and you can't read Czech.";
525:	return "Just some rusted lug nuts and an ancient hub cap.";
526:	return "Just some spite.";
527:	return "Just some stuff.";
528:	return "Just some swamp gas.";
529:	return "Just the empty husk of a locust.";
530:	return "Just the usual gang of idiots.";
531:	return "Keep looking and you will find kitten eventually.";
532:	return "Lentil loaf.";
533:	return "Long lost needle nose pliers.";
534:	return "Look at that, it's the Crudmobile.";
535:	return "Look out! Exclamation points!";
536:	return "Lysine, an essential amino acid. Well, maybe not for robots.";
537:	return "Marvin is complaining about the pain in the diodes down his left side.";
538:	return "Mere shells cannot contain these peanuts!";
539:	return "More grist for the mill.";
540:	return "Mr. Hooper is here, surfing.";
541:	return "Ne'er but a potted plant.";
542:	return "Not kitten, just a packet of Kool-Aid(tm).";
543:	return "Nothing but some scribbles in crayon.";
544:	return "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CARPET FIBERS!!!!!";
545:	return "Oh boy! Grub! Er, grubs.";
546:	return "One liter of fuming nitric acid.";
547:	return "One of the few remaining discos.";
548:	return "Ooh, shiny!";
549:	return "Paul Moyer's necktie.";
550:	return "Pieces of broken clay pigeons are scattered all about.";
551:	return "Plenty of nothing.";
552:	return "Preoccupation with finding kitten prevents you from investigating further.";
553:	return "Pumpkin pie spice.";
554:	return "Quidquid Latine dictum sit, kitten non est.";
555:	return "Rene Descarte is whistling a happy tune here.";
556:	return "Robot should not be touching that.";
557:	return "Run away! Run away!";
558:	return "Seargent Duffy is here.";
559:	return "Seven 1/4~ screws and a piece of plastic.";
560:	return "Several hackles are here and they appear to be up.";
561:	return "Several meters of Cat 5 cable.";
562:	return "Sigmund Freud is here, asking about your mother.";
563:	return "Slack!";
564:	return "Snacky things.";
565:	return "So, THAT's what an invisible barrier looks like!";
566:	return "Some coconut crabs are milling about here.";
567:	return "Some sort of electronic handheld game from the 1970s.";
568:	return "Someone dropped a cheap ballpoint pen here.";
569:	return "Someone dropped an expensive fountain pen here.";
570:	return "Someone has written ~ad aerarium~ on the ground here.";
571:	return "Someone's identity disk lies here.";
572:	return "Something borrowed, something blue.";
573:	return "Something is written here in the dust. You read: ~rJbotf ndQkttten~.";
574:	return "Stimutacs.";
575:	return "Sutro Tower is visible at some distance through the fog.";
576:	return "TV says donuts are high in fat.";
577:	return "Talcum powder.";
578:	return "Tea and/or crumpets.";
579:	return "Ten yards of avocado-green shag carpet.";
580:	return "Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. Arrr!";
581:	return "That's just a charred human corpse.";
582:	return "That's just an old tin can.";
583:	return "The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998.";
584:	return "The Inform Designer's Manual (4th edition)";
585:	return "The Monolith of Spam towers above you.";
586:	return "The United States Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit.";
587:	return "The World's Biggest Matzoh Ball!";
588:	return "The boom box cranks out an old Ethel Merman tune.";
589:	return "The intermission from a 1930s silent movie.";
590:	return "The ionosphere seems charged with meaning.";
591:	return "The letters O and R.";
592:	return "The man page for the UNIX 'find' command.";
593:	return "The non-kitten item bites!";
594:	return "The non-kitten item like this but with ~false~ and ~true~ switched is true.";
595:	return "The non-kitten item like this but with ~true~ and ~false~ switched is false.";
596:	return "The object pushes back at you.";
597:	return "The pants that Curly died in.";
598:	return "The rothe hits! The rothe hits!";
599:	return "The rusted gates of an abandoned bemusement park.";
600:	return "The score for a Czech composer's ~Kitten-Finding Symphony in C~.";
601:	return "The spectre of Sherlock Holmes wills you onwards.";
602:	return "The swampy ground around you seems to stink with disease.";
603:	return "There are many coins here!";
604:	return "There is a small mailbox here.";
605:	return "There is no tea here.";
606:	return "There's nothing here; it's just an optical illusion.";
607:	return "There's something behind you.";
608:	return "These aren't ordinary beans. They're magic beans!";
609:	return "This TRS-80 III is eerily silent.";
610:	return "This appears to be a rather large stack of trashy romance novels.";
611:	return "This appears to be a statue of Perseus.";
612:	return "This bouncy castle is filled with helium.";
613:	return "This corroded robot is clutching a mitten.";
614:	return "This drawer is full of dried out rubber stoppers.";
615:	return "This grain elevator towers high above you.";
616:	return "This invisible box contains a pantomime horse.";
617:	return "This is a Lagrange point. Don't come too close now.";
618:	return "This is a disaster area.";
619:	return "This is a porcelain kitten-counter. 0, 0, 0, 0, 0...";
620:	return "This is a remote control. Being a robot, you keep a wide berth.";
621:	return "This is a tasty-looking banana creme pie.";
622:	return "This is a television. On screen you see a robot strangely similar to yourself.";
623:	return "This is an anagram.";
624:	return "This is only a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.";
625:	return "This is the forest primeval.";
626:	return "This is the tenth key you've found so far.";
627:	return "This is the world-famous Chain of Jockstraps.";
628:	return "This isn't the item you're looking for.";
629:	return "This jar of pickles expired in 1957.";
630:	return "This jukebox has nothing but Cliff Richards albums in it.";
631:	return "This kind of looks like kitten, but it's not.";
632:	return "This looks like Bradley's ~Appearance and Reality~, but it's really not.";
633:	return "This looks like a skateboarding arcade video game.";
634:	return "This looks like an umbrella turned inside out.";
635:	return "This looks remarkably like last Tuesday.";
636:	return "This map is not the territory.";
637:	return "This might be the fountain of youth, but you'll never know.";
638:	return "This non-kitten item no verb.";
639:	return "This non-kitten item was present in a previous version, but has been removed.";
640:	return "This object here appears to be Louis Farrakhan's bow tie.";
641:	return "This object is like an analogy.";
642:	return "This particular monstrosity appears to be ENIAC.";
643:	return "This peg-leg is stuck in a knothole!";
644:	return "This place is called Antarctica. There is no kitten here.";
645:	return "This seems to be junk mail addressed to the finder of the Eye of Larn.";
646:	return "This subwoofer was blown out in 1974.";
647:	return "This thing appears to be an ancient Roman breastplate.";
648:	return "This tiny barbecue is spotlessly clean.";
649:	return "This toaster strudel is riddled with bullet holes!";
650:	return "This tomography is like, hella axial, man!";
651:	return "This vending machine dispenses only coffee grounds.";
652:	return "This was no boating accident!";
653:	return "Three half-pennies and a wooden nickel.";
654:	return "Three lizards lie here, playing Rock-Paper-Scissors.";
655:	return "Three mismatched gloves.";
656:	return "Tweeting birds.";
657:	return "Two crepes, two crepes in a box.";
658:	return "Two magnets cling to each other in the darkness.";
659:	return "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone.";
660:	return "Uh-oh...";
661:	return "Vitriol.";
662:	return "Vladimir Lenin's casket rests here.";
663:	return "Wait! This isn't the poker chip! You've been tricked! DAMN YOU, MENDEZ!";
664:	return "We wish you a merry kitten, and a happy New Year!";
665:	return "Welcome back, robot.";
666:	return "What in blazes is this?";
667:	return "What's that blue thing doing here?";
668:	return "Whatever it is, it's circular. Oh, it's a circle!";
669:	return "Why are you touching this when you should be finding kitten?";
670:	return "You can't touch that.";
671:	return "You discover the entrance to a forgotten mine.";
672:	return "You disturb a murder of crows.";
673:	return "You encounter a cheap knockoff of this game: ~androidfindspuppy.~";
674:	return "You feel strangely unfulfilled.";
675:	return "You find a bright shiny penny.";
676:	return "You find a fraud scheme in which loans are used as security for other loans.";
677:	return "You find a random assortment of dots and dashes.";
678:	return "You find an Atari 2600 game cartridge with no label.";
679:	return "You found kitten! No, just kidding.";
680:	return "You found netkit! Way to go, robot!";
681:	return "You found the marble in the oatmeal!";
682:	return "You have new mail in /var/spool/robot";
683:	return "You search this barrel thoroughly, but find only dried mango slices.";
684:	return "You see a rhinestone-studded dog collar, but no dog.";
685:	return "You see a snowflake here, melting slowly.";
686:	return "You stumble upon Bill Gates's stand-up act.";
687:	return "You stumble upon a digital signature.";
688:	return "You suddenly yearn for your distant homeland.";
689:	return "You won't believe what this is.";
690:	return "You've discovered an enormous pile of socks.";
691:	return "You've found a black screen filled with colorful ASCII characters.";
692:	return "You've found a precautionary measure.";
693:	return "You've found a speed bump.";
694:	return "You've found the Gingerbread Man!";
695:	return "You've found the fabled America Online disk graveyard!";
696:	return "You've found the fish! Not that it does you much good in this game.";
697:	return "You've found the snows of yesteryear! So that's where they all went to.";
698:	return "Your current score: 3.";
699:	return "Your existential dread.";
700:	return "Your pal Floyd is here and wants to play Hucka-Bucka-Beanstalk.";
701:	return "Your permanent record.";
702:	return "A 3-inch floppy disk.";
703:	return "A 3-sided Monty Python record.";
704:	return "A broken cricket bat.";
705:	return "A Buttertonsils bar.";
706:	return "A child's drawing of a kitten.";
707:	return "A copy of the Weekly World News. Watch out for the chambered nautilus!";
708:	return "A crystal ball. It doesn't seem to know where Kitten is.";
709:	return "A demonic voice proclaims ~There is no kitten, only Zuul~. You flee.";
710:	return "A discarded envelope chewed by Kitten.";
711:	return "A flyer advertising a sale at Spatula City.";
712:	return "A garden gnome.";
713:	return "A jar of buttons.";
714:	return "A meerkat... not even close.";
715:	return "An Enfield Mk3 rifle.";
716:	return "An M1911A1 pistol.";
717:	return "A tuft of kitten fur, but no kitten.";
718:	return "Clifford Stoll is here selling Klein bottles.";
719:	return "It's Andrew Plotkin plotting something.";
720:	return "It's a small bouncy creature, but obviously not kitten.";
721:	return "Mr. Kamikaze and Mr. DNA are here drinking tea.";
722:	return "The Smart Patrol is here.";
723:	return "You've found the decoy kitten!";
default: return "Unknown NKI (this should not happen)";
	}
];
Constant MESSAGE_NUM 723;