:DESCRIPTION
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    `7Your clouded brain can't decide whether or not the large gray automobile
    was always here, but you're positive the various spiders and insects weren't.
    The bug problem in particular detracts from the otherwise clean appearance
    of this odd ward. The tan floor 
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/IFS34>0
    `7Your clouded brain can't decide whether or not the large gray automobile
    was always parked in the otherwise normal hallway. It's possible that
    its presence here was intentional, maybe as recreation for the patients.
    It might be a non-operational model. It might be a drug-induced vision
    like (you hope) the squid monster. You simply don't remember. It rests
    here on the tan floor which
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reflects the overhead lighting
from its polished surface. The north wall is lined with three red doors
(northwest, north, and northeast). Cup lighting and informational plaques
(two of each) decorate the north wall as well. The employee hallway is
through the passage to the south.

:LOOKCAR1
`2You bend down to look under the body of the large gray automobile. You
can't see much because it's dark under there. Hoping that some nasty
insect doesn't bite your fingers off, you poke your arm under the car.
You touch something cold and instinctively jerk your hand out. The can of
bug spray you nudged rolls out from under it.

:LOOKCAR2
`2You bend down to peek under the body of the large gray automobile again,
but it seems that you already found everything under there.

:LOOKCAR3
`2It's looks like a classic from the 50's, but you can't identify the make
or model. It's painted a plain light gray and has a small turquoise window
in back.  The hood, trunk, and doors are closed. It seems to be a cast iron
model with plastic wheels; like a child's toy but much larger.

:LOOKCAR4
`2Bugs are crawling on the car. Maybe it's best not to get that close.

:NOSPRAY1
`2You attempt to kill the bugs but they're either too quick for you, or too
smart. It's possible that you're not equipped for the task.

:SPRAY1
`2With a sense of fulfillment you've never known, you scoot about the room
zapping the life out of the multilegged intruders. You cackle. You giggle.
You squeal in glee. When the sickening fog (and your elation) subsides, the
hallway is clear.

:OPEN1
`2The door opens easily.

:OPEN2
`2That door is already open.

:OPEN3
`2You approach the door but the insects and spiders move to intercept. They
crawl around the door until you back away.

:LOOKTRUNK1
`2You lift the heavy metal trunk and peer into the back of the car. Inside
the trunk is an umbrella which you grab and drop to the ground as the trunk
slams shut again.

:LOOKTRUNK2
`2You lift the heavy metal trunk and peer into the back of the car. Nothing
else is back there.

:LOOKTRUNK3
`2The car's trunk is closed.

:SUPPORT
look x |PLAQ x x LKPQ
|count x BUGS x x COUNT
look x BUGS x x LOOKB
enter x |TROUBL x x GIT
open x |HOOD x x ENTERCAR2
|lift x |HOOD x x ENTERCAR2
open x CAR x x ENTERCAR1

:ENTERCAR1
/IFS34=0
    `2You can't get close to the car doors when so many insects and spiders are crawling around.
/ENDS34
/IFS34<>0
    `2The car doors are a seamless part of the car. They do not open.
/ENDS34

:ENTERCAR2
/IFS34=0
    `2You can't get close to the car's hood when so many insects and spiders are crawling around.
/ENDS34
/IFS34<>0
    `2The car's hood is a seamless part of the car. It doesn't open.
/ENDS34

:LKPQ
`2One plaque looks like a purple sea scene with the words “Martians go home”
crudely drawn on it in crayon. The other is a bright yellow happy face, also
in crayon. The information which was once visible before the plaques were
defaced is smudged and illegible, but you suspect that it's not too important anyway.

:LOOKB
/IFS34=0
    `2These bugs are uncommonly huge. One of them even looks big enough to
    bite your head off.
/ENDS34
/IFS34<>0
    `2Bugs? You don't see any bugs.
/ENDS34

:COUNT
/IFS34=0
    `2You count as least 9 bugs.
/ENDS34
/IFS34<>0
    `2You count a grand total of ZERO bugs.
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:GIT
`2Only the patients seem to get in trouble here.

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