:DESCRIPTION
`7Shrouded in shadows, a man with the delusion of being the famous Napoleon
sits by a table. He appears nervous as you gaze at his array of items which
are spread out on the table. You notice a bedpan, a cardboard box, fuzzy
bunny slippers, a cafeteria tray, a pillow, and several other things which
might be considered (at least to the insane) defensive items. The cafeteria
is to the southwest.

:NOBUY
`2“I'm sorry,” Napoleon says with a frown, “but I really can't sell you
anytheeng. Eef you have sometheeng that I might be able to resell, though,
I'll be happy to buy eet from you.”

:GIVETRAY
`2You offer the cafeteria tray to Napoleon. He accepts it happily. “Eet's
in pretty good shape,” he comments, “but these knife scratches lower eets
value some.” He hands you a stack of $300 crazy bucks. “This ees what eet's
worth to me,” he finishes.

:SUPPORT
get x |BEDPAN x x NOBUY
get x |BOX x x NOBUY
get x |CARDBOARD x x NOBUY
get x |SLIPPER x x NOBUY
get x |TRAY x x NOBUY
get x |PILLOW x x NOBUY
look x NAPOLEON x x LN1
TALK x NAPOLEON |DEFENSE x NOBUY
talk x NAPOLEON |HELLO x TN2
talk x NAPOLEON |CIRCLE x TN1
talk x NAPOLEON |WATERLO x TN3
talk x NAPOLEON x x TN0
give x NAPOLEON x x NOGIVE

:NOGIVE
`2Napoleon doesn't want that.

:LN1
`2He bears some resemblance to the great Napoleon Bonaparte. His thin,
tight-lipped smile is hard to interpret. His attire (complete with a
reddish orange hat) isn't exactly institution standard issue. You can't
recall his real name. Everybody just knows him as Napoleon.

:TN0
`2Napoleon removes his hat for a moment and scratches his head. “That ees
not sometheeng I can tell you,” he replies.

:TN2
`2“Welcome!” Napoleon replies.

:TN1
`2“I don't theenk I've met those guys,” Napoleon replies. “I heard the talk,
though. Theese guys sound insane to mee.”

:TN3
`2“Eet wasn't a fair fight!” Napoleon protests.

:END