Start east of house What Now? SOUTH << South of House >> What Now? SOUTH << Thick woods >> What Now? CLIMB TREE << Top of Tree >> What Now? GET EGG You are now carrying the golden egg. What Now? DOWN << Thick woods >> What Now? NORTH << South of House >> What Now? EAST << East of House >> What Now? WEST << Inside House >> What Now? PUT EGG IN VAULT What Now? OPEN TRAP DOOR What Now? DOWN << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? GET LAMP What Now? TURN ON LAMP What Now? NORTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? SAVE What Now? NORTH << Sumo Room >> What Now? KILL SUMO What Now? AGAIN What Now? AGAIN (until you kill him) What Now? EAST << E-W Passage >> What Now? EAST << Junction >> What Now? EAST << Loud Room >> What Now? PULL PLUG What Now? GET GUITAR What Now? EAST << Loud Room >> What Now? EAST << Triangular Room >> What Now? DOWN << On the Stairs >> What Now? DOWN << On the Stairs >> What Now? DOWN << On the Stairs >> What Now? DOWN << On the Stairs >> What Now? DOWN << Gates of Hell >> What Now? RING BELL What Now? UP << Triangular Room >> What Now? WEST << Loud Room >> What Now? WEST << Junction >> What Now? SOUTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH You set off on the long journey south, and walk for about an hour. << LONG Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? WEAR TENNIS SHOES What Now? SOUTH << Mirror Room >> What Now? EAST << Worship Room >> What Now? GET PRAYER BOOK What Now? SOUTH << Worship Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Tomb >> What Now? GET MONEY AND SHOVEL What Now? NORTH << Worship Room >> What Now? WEST << Mirror Room >> What Now? LOOK IN MIRROR What Now? SOUTH << Small Room >> What Now? EAST << Bat Room >> What Now? GET BAT What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Room >> What Now? DOWN << Chile Contest >> What Now? EAST << Wine Tasting Room >> What Now? GET WINE What Now? WEST << Chile Contest >> What Now? UP << Smelly Room >> What Now? NORTH << Bat Room >> What Now? WEST << Small Room >> What Now? NORTH << Mirror Room >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Junction >> What Now? INVENTORY What Now? DROP BAT What Now? DROP SHOVEL What Now? WEST << E-W Passage >> What Now? WEST << Sumo Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? UP << Inside House >> What Now? EAST << East of House >> What Now? EAST << Clearing >> What Now? SOUTH << Dangerous Cliff >> What Now? DOWN << Beautiful Canyon >> What Now? WAVE MONEY What Now? GET POT What Now? UP << Dangerous Cliff >> What Now? NORTH << Clearing >> What Now? WEST << East of House >> What Now? WEST << Inside House >> What Now? INVENTORY What Now? PUT MONEY IN VAULT What Now? DOWN << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? NORTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Sumo Room >> What Now? WEST << Start of Polish Maze >> What Now? NORTH << Hippy Room >> What Now? GIVE POT TO HIPPY What Now? SAVE What Now? UP << Tax Collector's Lair >> What Now? KILL TAX COLLECTOR What Now? LOOK << Tax Collector's Lair >> What Now? GET BOOK, FORM AND GUITAR What Now? INVENTORY What Now? DOWN << Hippy Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Start of Polish Maze >> What Now? EAST << Sumo Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? UP << Inside House >> What Now? INVENTORY What Now? PUT FORM IN VAULT What Now? PUT POT IN VAULT What Now? PUT PRAYER BOOK IN VAULT What Now? INVENTORY What Now? DOWN << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? NORTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Sumo Room >> What Now? WEST << Start of Polish Maze >> What Now? NORTH << Hippy Room >> What Now? UP << Tax Collector's Lair >> What Now? GET GUITAR What Now? DOWN << Hippy Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Start of Polish Maze >> What Now? EAST << Sumo Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? UP << Inside House >> What Now? PUT GUITAR IN VAULT What Now? DOWN << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? NORTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Sumo Room >> What Now? EAST << E-W Passage >> What Now? EAST << Junction >> What Now? GET BAT AND SHOVEL What Now? NORTH << Lake Shore >> What Now? DROP SHOVEL What Now? EAST << Pitcher's Room >> What Now? SWING BAT AT BALL << Pitcher's Room >> What Now? NORTH << Loser's Hall of Fame >> What Now? GET PICTURE What Now? SOUTH << Pitcher's Room >> What Now? WEST << Lake Shore >> What Now? INVENTORY What Now? DROP BAT What Now? DROP PICTURE What Now? WEST << Entrance to Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? GET DIAMOND What Now? EAST << Royal Chamber >> What Now? GET RUG What Now? WEST << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Outside Diamond Mine >> What Now? EAST << Lake Shore >> What Now? INVENTORY What Now? DROP CARPET What Now? SOUTH << Junction >> What Now? SOUTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Grue's Lair >> What Now? BEFRIEND GRUE What Now? GET LAMP What Now? SOUTH << Wash Room >> What Now? PUT DIAMOND IN WASHER What Now? WASH DIAMOND What Now? GET COAL What Now? DOWN << Cyclops Room >> What Now? GIVE WINE TO CYCLOPS What Now? EAST << Small Room >> What Now? NORTH << Mirror Room >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Junction >> What Now? NORTH << Lake Shore >> What Now? GET BAT, PICTURE AND RUG What Now? LOOK << Lake Shore >> What Now? WEST << Entrance to Diamond Mine >> What Now? EAST << Lake Shore >> What Now? SOUTH << Junction >> What Now? WEST << E-W Passage >> What Now? WEST << Sumo Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? UP << Inside House >> What Now? PUT COAL IN VAULT What Now? PUT BAT IN VAULT What Now? PUT WINE IN VAULT What Now? PUT PICTURE IN VAULT What Now? PUT RUG IN VAULT What Now? GET FOOT What Now? DOWN << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? UP << Inside House >> What Now? DOWN << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? NORTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Sumo Room >> What Now? EAST << E-W Passage >> What Now? EAST << Junction >> What Now? NORTH << Lake Shore >> What Now? GET SHOVEL What Now? NORTH << Sandy Beach >> What Now? DIG HOLE What Now? DIG HOLE What Now? DIG HOLE What Now? DIG HOLE << Bottom of Hole >> What Now? DIG HOLE << Shaft Room >> What Now? SLIDE DOWN POLE << Ladder Top >> What Now? DOWN << Ladder Bottom >> What Now? EAST << Grating Room >> What Now? WEST << Ladder Bottom >> What Now? WEST << Rabbit's Warren >> What Now? GIVE FOOT TO RABBIT What Now? GET CANE What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Inside Diamond Mine >> What Now? NORTH << Outside Diamond Mine >> What Now? EAST << Lake Shore >> What Now? SOUTH << Junction >> What Now? WEST << E-W Passage >> What Now? WEST << Sumo Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? UP << Inside House >> What Now? PUT CANE IN VAULT What Now? DROP SHOVEL What Now? DOWN << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? NORTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Sumo Room >> What Now? EAST << E-W Passage >> What Now? EAST << Junction >> What Now? SOUTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Mirror Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Small Room >> What Now? EAST << Bat Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Room >> What Now? DOWN << Chile Contest >> What Now? GET CHILE What Now? UP << Smelly Room >> What Now? NORTH << Bat Room >> What Now? WEST << Small Room >> What Now? NORTH << Mirror Room >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << LONG Corridor >> What Now? NORTH << Junction >> What Now? WEST << E-W Passage >> What Now? WEST << Sumo Room >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Corridor >> What Now? SOUTH << Smelly Cellar >> What Now? UP << Inside House >> What Now? PUT CHILI IN VAULT Last treasure, fall into land of PORK II You are a master PORKer. You have seen 58 locations (out of 64), in 286 turns. Your score is 160 out of a possible 160 points. (This game was saved 2 times and restored 0 times.)