💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] *temp priest_emoji "" *temp priest "" *if planet_level = 1 *set priest_emoji "🤠" *set priest "preacher" *if sound *sound level1chapel.wav *goto menu1 *if planet_level = 3 *set priest_emoji "đŸ¤ĩ" *set priest "pastor" *if sound *sound level3chapel.wav *goto menu3 *if planet_level = 5 *set priest_emoji "🧖" *set priest "spiritual officiant" *if sound *sound level5chapel.wav *goto menu5 *label menu1 Pushing open the rough-hewn wooden door, you find yourself in an open room with just a few wooden benches. At one end of the room is an altar, upon which you can see a large book with a well-worn leather cover. *goto chapel_choice *label menu3 Stepping inside the chapel, you see a rather bland, corporate space kitted out in pastel colors. A few ergonomic benches are arranged in front of an unadorned altar covered in gray carpet. *goto chapel_choice *label menu5 The doors to the interfaith area slide open automatically the moment that you approach the threshold. The space is laid out in what appears to be an octagonal format, with various niches arranged on several vertices. Each niche is decorated in the style of one of the major religions. an inscription written in Intergalactic pixographs describing their history and dogma. *label chapel_choice *if story_mode = false *goto empty *if priest_gone = true *goto empty *if (rp = true) and (rp_quiet = false) *goto wedding_menu ${priest_emoji} "Welcome, traveler," says the ${priest}, rising to greet you. You nod politely. ${priest_emoji} "I can see that you have traveled across many quadrants to be here today on ${planet_name}. Are you weary and in need of prayer? I would be happy to pray with you. Or would you prefer to sit in silent contemplation?" [b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain? *fake_choice #${priest_emoji} Ask the ${priest} to pray with you *goto pray2 #🙏 Pray silently *goto solo_contemplation #↩ī¸ Leave 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] "I have more important things to do than waste my time with superstitious nonsense," you tell the ${priest}. "Shun the non-believer! Shun!" hisses the ${priest} as you head back towards the spaceport. *set priest_gone true *page_break đŸ‘ģ *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *label wedding_menu ${priest_emoji} "Welcome, travelers," says the ${priest}, rising to greet you. "$!{greetings}" you say. ${rp_emoji} "Good day, ${priest}." ${priest_emoji} "I can see that you two have traveled across many quadrants to be here today on ${planet_name}. If there's something I can do for you, please let me know." [b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain? *fake_choice #🙏 Pray silently by yourself *set priest_gone true *goto solo_contemplation #🎊 Ask the ${priest} to marry you and ${rp_name} *goto wedding_start #↩ī¸ Leave 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] "I have more important things to do than waste my time with superstitious nonsense," you tell the ${priest}. ${rp_emoji} "You're a dirty manipulator who defrauds people out of their money in exchange for children's stories about a fake afterlife." "Shun the non-believers! Shun!" hisses the ${priest} as you and ${rp_name} head back towards the spaceport. *set priest_gone true *page_break đŸ‘ģ *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *label solo_contemplation *check_achievements *if choice_achieved_redemption = false *achieve redemption *if story_mode = false *set priest_gone true 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] *if rp ${rp_emoji} "I'll give you a minute to yourself, ${name}." You take advantage of the calm and the quiet and close your eyes. Allowing your thoughts to wander, you feel good to be here in this safe place, a respite from the struggles and trials out there in space. *set battery +5 *if battery > battery_max *set battery battery_max After calculating profit margins, hauling passengers, dealing with flim-flam artists, spies, and informants, negotiating contracts, surviving dangers, and doing side jobs, it is nice to stop and just breathe. In fact, if life were a game, this is where you'd probably press the "SAVE" button. *if rp = false As you continue to relax, you cast your mind back on all the planets you've visited, adventures you've had, and harrowing escapades you've been through on your journeys through the galaxy. *if rp = true As you continue to relax, you cast your mind back on your relationship with ${rp_name}, the planets you've visited, adventures you've had, and the harrowing escapades you've been through on your journey together through the galaxy. You then give thanks before opening your eyes. [b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain? *fake_choice #🙏 Continue praying silently *goto solo_contemplation *selectable_if (priest_gone = false) #${priest_emoji} Ask the ${priest} to pray with you *goto pray2 #↩ī¸ Go back to the spaceport *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *label pray2 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] "If it wouldn't be too much bother, I would like you to pray with me," you tell the ${priest}. ${priest_emoji} "It would be my honor. And what is your name, traveler? "Captain ${name} of the ${ship_name}," you reply. "Now, let us bow our heads," says the ${priest}. You close your eyes, bow your head, and clasp your hands together. *gosub prayer_solo *page_break 🙏đŸģ 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] ${priest_emoji} "${address}, ${great_spirit}, in your ${most_holy_name}, we call upon you to provide ${safe_passage} for your ${pilgrim}, Captain ${name} of the ${ship_name}." You're not quite sure that you've heard this prayer before, but you keep your eyes closed. ${priest_emoji} "As it is written in ${the_book}, chapter ${chapter_number}, verse ${verse_number}, so shall the ${king} ${slay} the ${serpent} as shall the ${lion} lay down with the ${lamb}. And on the ${third} night, the ${beast} of ${babylon} will rise up and ${smite} the ${wicked} while protecting the righteous traders of the galaxy!" "Amen," you reply. *page_break 🙏đŸģ *check_achievements *if choice_achieved_prayed = false *achieve prayed 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] ${priest_emoji} "I hate to pray and dash, but I have an urgent commitment that I need to go take care of, now. Goodbye, and ${godspeed}, ${name}. And come visit me if you ever want to get married!" "I understand," you say as the ${priest} dashes off towards the spaceport. *set priest_gone true *label empty [b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain? *fake_choice #🙏 Pray silently by yourself *goto solo_contemplation #↩ī¸ Go back to the spaceport *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *label chapel_names *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set chapel_name "Pagoda of Love" *if dieroll = 2 *set chapel_name "Church of Serenity" *if dieroll = 3 *set chapel_name "Synagogue of the Light" *if dieroll = 4 *set chapel_name "Temple of Love" *if dieroll = 5 *set chapel_name "Temple of Bliss" *if dieroll = 6 *set chapel_name "House of the Prophet" *if dieroll = 7 *set chapel_name "Sanctuary of lawka" *if dieroll = 8 *set chapel_name "The Golden Orchard" *if dieroll = 9 *set chapel_name "The Kaestredeia" *if dieroll = 10 *set chapel_name "Chapel of Gyaldir" *if dieroll = 11 *set chapel_name "Church of Vultar" *return *label prayer_solo *temp address "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set address "Heavenly Father" *if dieroll = 2 *set address "Heavenly Mother" *if dieroll = 3 *set address "O Great One" *if dieroll = 4 *set address "Great Spirit" *if dieroll = 5 *set address "O Lord of the Stars" *if dieroll = 6 *set address "Beloved and Blessed Angel" *if dieroll = 7 *set address "O Angel of the Stars" *if dieroll = 8 *set address "Architect of All That Is and Ever Will Be" *if dieroll = 9 *set address "Most Far-Sighted and Benevolent One" *if dieroll = 10 *set address "Most High and Holy" *if dieroll = 11 *set address "King of Kings and Lord of Lords" *temp great_spirit "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set great_spirit "Great Spirit" *if dieroll = 2 *set great_spirit "Engine of the Universe" *if dieroll = 3 *set great_spirit "Galaxy's Mother" *if dieroll = 4 *set great_spirit "Interstellar Ghost" *if dieroll = 5 *set great_spirit "Intergalactic Great Spirit" *if dieroll = 6 *set great_spirit "Giver and Taker of Life" *if dieroll = 7 *set great_spirit "Fountain of All Things" *if dieroll = 8 *set great_spirit "Battery of the Soul" *if dieroll = 9 *set great_spirit "Omnipotent Protector" *if dieroll = 10 *set great_spirit "All-Seeing Spirit" *if dieroll = 11 *set great_spirit "Vultar's Eye" *temp most_holy_name "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set most_holy_name "most holy name" *if dieroll = 2 *set most_holy_name "most sanctified and wonderful name" *if dieroll = 3 *set most_holy_name "eternal name" *if dieroll = 4 *set most_holy_name "most blessed name" *if dieroll = 5 *set most_holy_name "indominatable name" *if dieroll = 6 *set most_holy_name "holiest of holy names" *if dieroll = 7 *set most_holy_name "all-powerful and all-knowing name" *if dieroll = 8 *set most_holy_name "eternally worshipped name" *if dieroll = 9 *set most_holy_name "sacred name" *if dieroll = 10 *set most_holy_name "magnificent name" *if dieroll = 11 *set most_holy_name "fantastic and amazing name" *temp safe_passage "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set safe_passage "safe passage" *if dieroll = 2 *set safe_passage "a little enlightenment" *if dieroll = 3 *set safe_passage "protection and peace" *if dieroll = 4 *set safe_passage "an insight" *if dieroll = 5 *set safe_passage "an urge to convert to the One True Religion" *if dieroll = 6 *set safe_passage "good prices at the market" *if dieroll = 7 *set safe_passage "guidance on making profitable trades" *if dieroll = 8 *set safe_passage "an interesting path through the galaxy" *if dieroll = 9 *set safe_passage "some education" *if dieroll = 10 *set safe_passage "a romantic partner" *if dieroll = 11 *set safe_passage "new ways to make money" *temp pilgrim "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set pilgrim "pilgrim" *if dieroll = 2 *set pilgrim "penitant" *if dieroll = 3 *set pilgrim "supplicant" *if dieroll = 4 *set pilgrim "beggar" *if dieroll = 5 *set pilgrim "humble servant" *if dieroll = 6 *set pilgrim "high-flying daredevil" *if dieroll = 7 *set pilgrim "novitiate" *if dieroll = 8 *set pilgrim "troubled wanderer" *if dieroll = 9 *set pilgrim "weary wanderer" *if dieroll = 10 *set pilgrim "sinner" *if dieroll = 11 *set pilgrim "backslider" *temp the_book "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set the_book "the Holy Bible" *if dieroll = 2 *set the_book "the Good Book" *if dieroll = 3 *set the_book "Vultar's Letter to the Caolians" *if dieroll = 4 *set the_book "the neo-Koran" *if dieroll = 5 *set the_book "the Upanishads" *if dieroll = 6 *set the_book "the Hermetic Book of Ylon" *if dieroll = 7 *set the_book "the Flow of lawka" *if dieroll = 8 *set the_book "the Babylonian Commentaries" *if dieroll = 9 *set the_book "the Book of the Galaxy" *if dieroll = 10 *set the_book "our most sacred text" *if dieroll = 11 *set the_book "the Book of Revelation" *temp chapter_number 0 *temp verse_number *rand chapter_number 2 128 *rand verse_number 3 42 *temp king "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set king "king" *if dieroll = 2 *set king "ruler" *if dieroll = 3 *set king "monarch" *if dieroll = 4 *set king "prince" *if dieroll = 5 *set king "princess" *if dieroll = 6 *set king "kaiser" *if dieroll = 7 *set king "khan" *if dieroll = 8 *set king "caliph" *if dieroll = 9 *set king "sovereign" *if dieroll = 10 *set king "lord" *if dieroll = 11 *set king "chief" *temp slay "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set slay "slay" *if dieroll = 2 *set slay "murder" *if dieroll = 3 *set slay "slaughter" *if dieroll = 4 *set slay "massacre" *if dieroll = 5 *set slay "eliminate" *if dieroll = 6 *set slay "kill" *if dieroll = 7 *set slay "eviscerate" *if dieroll = 8 *set slay "put to the sword" *if dieroll = 9 *set slay "dispatch" *if dieroll = 10 *set slay "assassinate" *if dieroll = 11 *set slay "gun down" *temp serpent "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set serpent "serpent" *if dieroll = 2 *set serpent "scorpion" *if dieroll = 3 *set serpent "water rat" *if dieroll = 4 *set serpent "wolverine" *if dieroll = 5 *set serpent "wild pig" *if dieroll = 6 *set serpent "hyena" *if dieroll = 7 *set serpent "rampaging bull" *if dieroll = 8 *set serpent "hippopotamus" *if dieroll = 9 *set serpent "spider" *if dieroll = 10 *set serpent "dog" *if dieroll = 11 *set serpent "dung beetle" *temp lion "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set lion "lion" *if dieroll = 2 *set lion "jaguar" *if dieroll = 3 *set lion "tiger" *if dieroll = 4 *set lion "python" *if dieroll = 5 *set lion "shark" *if dieroll = 6 *set lion "grizzly bear" *if dieroll = 7 *set lion "mountain lion" *if dieroll = 8 *set lion "leopard" *if dieroll = 9 *set lion "eagle" *if dieroll = 10 *set lion "falcon" *if dieroll = 11 *set lion "coyote" *temp lamb "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set lamb "lamb" *if dieroll = 2 *set lamb "bunny rabbit" *if dieroll = 3 *set lamb "calf" *if dieroll = 4 *set lamb "kid" *if dieroll = 5 *set lamb "pup" *if dieroll = 6 *set lamb "baby" *if dieroll = 7 *set lamb "hatchling" *if dieroll = 8 *set lamb "cub" *if dieroll = 9 *set lamb "fawn" *if dieroll = 10 *set lamb "newborn" *if dieroll = 11 *set lamb "young innocent" *temp third "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set third "first" *if dieroll = 2 *set third "second" *if dieroll = 3 *set third "third" *if dieroll = 4 *set third "fourth" *if dieroll = 5 *set third "fifth" *if dieroll = 6 *set third "sixth" *if dieroll = 7 *set third "seventh" *if dieroll = 8 *set third "eighth" *if dieroll = 9 *set third "ninth" *if dieroll = 10 *set third "tenth" *if dieroll = 11 *set third "eleventh" *temp beast "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set beast "beast" *if dieroll = 2 *set beast "brute" *if dieroll = 3 *set beast "varmint" *if dieroll = 4 *set beast "monster" *if dieroll = 5 *set beast "wild beast" *if dieroll = 6 *set beast "dumb animal" *if dieroll = 7 *set beast "fiend" *if dieroll = 8 *set beast "ghoul" *if dieroll = 9 *set beast "ogre" *if dieroll = 10 *set beast "demon" *if dieroll = 11 *set beast "imp" *temp babylon "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set babylon "Babylon" *if dieroll = 2 *set babylon "Rome" *if dieroll = 3 *set babylon "Damascus" *if dieroll = 4 *set babylon "Constantinople" *if dieroll = 5 *set babylon "Delphi" *if dieroll = 6 *set babylon "Athens" *if dieroll = 7 *set babylon "Jerusalem" *if dieroll = 8 *set babylon "Tyre" *if dieroll = 9 *set babylon "Lebanon" *if dieroll = 10 *set babylon "Egypt" *if dieroll = 11 *set babylon "Sumer" *temp smite "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set smite "smite" *if dieroll = 2 *set smite "strike down" *if dieroll = 3 *set smite "clobber" *if dieroll = 4 *set smite "clout" *if dieroll = 5 *set smite "paste" *if dieroll = 6 *set smite "pound" *if dieroll = 7 *set smite "wallop" *if dieroll = 8 *set smite "blast" *if dieroll = 9 *set smite "whack" *if dieroll = 10 *set smite "thrash" *if dieroll = 11 *set smite "belt" *temp wicked "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set wicked "wicked" *if dieroll = 2 *set wicked "sinful" *if dieroll = 3 *set wicked "corrupt" *if dieroll = 4 *set wicked "impious" *if dieroll = 5 *set wicked "nefarious" *if dieroll = 6 *set wicked "foul" *if dieroll = 7 *set wicked "depraved" *if dieroll = 8 *set wicked "blasphemous" *if dieroll = 9 *set wicked "detestable" *if dieroll = 10 *set wicked "odious" *if dieroll = 11 *set wicked "barbarous" *temp godspeed "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set godspeed "godspeed" *if dieroll = 2 *set godspeed "bon voyage" *if dieroll = 3 *set godspeed "may Vultar bless you" *if dieroll = 4 *set godspeed "swift may your spaceship fly" *if dieroll = 5 *set godspeed "rapid may your quadrant hops be" *if dieroll = 6 *set godspeed "may your warp fuel burn lightly" *if dieroll = 7 *set godspeed "pleasant trades to you" *if dieroll = 8 *set godspeed "may you always sell your cargo at a profit" *if dieroll = 9 *set godspeed "may lawka flow over you" *if dieroll = 10 *set godspeed "have a safe trip" *if dieroll = 11 *set godspeed "pleasant journeys" *return *label wedding_start 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] Slowly, you turn to look at ${rp_name} before sinking to one knee. *temp spouse "wife" *if rp_gender = "male" *set spouse "husband" "${rp_name}, darling, will you do me the honor of becoming my ${spouse}? I love you so much, and I cannot imagine ever flying through the stars again without you buy my side," you say. ${rp_emoji} "Oh yes, ${name}! A thousand times yes!" *temp her "her" *if rp_gender = "male" *set her "his" *temp declaration "" ${rp_name} wraps her arms around you. "Well, what do you say? Will you marry us?" you say, turning to face the ${priest}. ${priest_emoji} "Are you sure this is what you want?" ${rp_emoji} "It's definitely what I want!" [b]:::[/b] What do you want to tell the ${priest}, Captain? *fake_choice #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I'm ready for a lifelong commitment to ${rp_name}, ${priest}." *set declaration "I'm ready for a lifelong commitment to ${rp_name}, ${priest}." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "My mind says no, but my heart says yes!" *set declaration "My mind says no, but my heart says yes!" #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "Actually, I think I may be rushing into this." *goto bastard *comment this is where the married stuff happens 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] "${declaration}" you say. ${rp_emoji} "I love you so much, ${name}." *if planet_level = 1 ${priest_emoji} "I know it may seem silly, but by Galactic law, I'm required to ask you your names and preferred marital titles." *if planet_level = 3 ${priest_emoji} "Love is so wonderful, isn't it? And marriage is the most beautiful thing there is. Okay, so what are y'all's names? And how shall I address you?" *if priest_level = 5 ${priest_emoji} "Excellent. For the record, please state your name and marital title as defined by Galactic law so that I may address you with respect." ${rp_emoji} "My name is ${rp_name}, and my true wish is to become name's ${spouse}." [b]:::[/b] What do you want to tell the priest, Captain? *temp me_spouse "" *fake_choice #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I'm ${name}, and I'll be ${rp_name}'s husband." *set declaration "I'm ${name}, and I'll be ${rp_name}'s husband." *set me_spouse "husband" #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I'm ${name}, and I'll be ${rp_name}'s wife." *set declaration "I'm ${name}, and I'll be ${rp_name}'s wife." *set me_spouse "wife" #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I'm ${name}, and I'll be ${rp_name}'s spouse." *set declaration "I'm ${name}, and I'll be ${rp_name}'s spouse." *set me_spouse "spouse" #đŸšĢ "Sorry, but I can't go through with this." *goto bastard 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] *temp her "her" *temp woman "woman" *if rp_gender = "male" *set her "him" *set woman "man" "${declaration}" you say. ${priest_emoji} "Very well. Let's begin." You and ${rp_name} clasp hands as you face the ${priest}. ${priest_emoji} "${rp_name}, do you accept ${name} to be your lawfully wedded ${me_spouse}? And to honor and obey that responsibility to ${name} as defined by Galactic law?" ${rp_emoji} "I do." ${priest_emoji} "And do you, ${name}, agree to be ${rp_name}'s lawfully wedded ${spouse}? And to love and cherish ${her} as long as the two of you shall live?" *fake_choice #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I do." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I do not." *goto bastard 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] ${priest_emoji} "Then, by the power vested in me by the Galactic Council and the rules of my order, I now pronounce you ${me_spouse} and ${spouse}!" *achieve married *set priest_gone true *set married true *set bank_balance 5000 *if sound *sound wedding.mp3 You look over and give ${rp_name} a long, soulful look before giving ${her} a deep kiss. ${priest_emoji} "I wish you two many happy years together." ${rp_emoji} "Thank you, ${priest}. You've made me the happiest ${woman} in the galaxy!" ${priest_emoji} "And stay faithful to one another because I do not perform divorces." [b]:::[/b] What do you want to say, Captain? *fake_choice #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "This is the happiest day of my life." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I can't wait for you to meet my family, ${rp_name}." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "Don't ruin this moment for me, ${priest}." 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] ${rp_emoji} "Oh wow, I sure wish we could go enjoy a honeymoon together, my darling ${me_spouse}. But I know you have your mission to perform." "Yes, I'm afraid that duty calls," you say. ${rp_emoji} "That's okay! I don't mind if our honeymoon is out there amongst the stars, as long as I'm with you, sweetie." "I'm so glad that you understand," you say. ${rp_emoji} "I'm going to go back to the ship and freshen myself up. Then, once we're off this planet, we can get started on that honeymoon. Sound good, baby?" [b]:::[/b] What do you want to tell your ${spouse}, ${name}? *fake_choice #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I cannot wait to join you in our marriage bed, ${rp_name}." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "Yes. Love you, and see you on the ship." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I'm so happy I married you, ${rp_name}." ${rp_emoji} "Bye!" *set rp_quiet true *set kissy_counter (move_counter + 5) *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *label bastard *set rp false *set rp_quiet false 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] "I change my mind," you tell the ${priest}. ${rp_emoji} "What? I cannot believe that you would do this to me, ${name}! I really loved you, you bastard." ${priest_emoji} "There is no need to use that sort of language here." "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, ${rp_name}," you say. ${rp_emoji} "You and I are done! I'm going back to the ship and packing my bags. You will never see me again." ${priest_emoji} "This is a holy place. Please keep your voices down!" [b]:::[/b] What do you want to say, Captain? *fake_choice #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "It's over between us, ${rp_name}." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "I liked you more as a friend." #đŸ—Ŗī¸ "Shut up, ${priest}." 💒 [b]${chapel_name}[/b] A moment later, ${rp_name} goes storming out. ${priest_emoji} "I think I'll leave you alone. It looks like you might need some time in prayer." [b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain? *fake_choice #🙏 Pray silently *set priest_gone true *goto solo_contemplation #↩ī¸ Leave *goto_scene spaceport leave_market