*if asteroid = true *goto asteroid_remarks *if (passengers_carrying = 1) and (planet_name = passenger_destination) *rand dieroll 1 3 *if dieroll = 1 👨‍🚀 "This is my stop, Captain," says your passenger. *return *if dieroll = 2 👨‍🚀 "Oh good, I see we've finally arrived at my destination," says your passenger. *return *if dieroll = 3 👨‍🚀 "Finally! I thought we were never going to arrive at my destination," exclaims your passenger. *return *if (passengers_carrying < 1) and (planet_name = passenger_destination) *rand dieroll 1 3 *if dieroll = 1 👨‍🚀 "This is our stop, Captain," clamor your passengers. *return *if dieroll = 2 👨‍🚀 "Yay! We've arrived!" say your passengers. *return *if dieroll = 3 👨‍🚀 "Our long, boring journey is finally over," mutters one of your passengers. *return *label lemon *rand dieroll 1 7 *if (dieroll = 1) and (passengers_carrying = 1) *goto one_remarks *if (dieroll = 1) and (passengers_carrying > 1) *goto multi_remarks *return *label golden_key *if (drive_goal - move_counter) < 26 *return *rand dieroll 1 3 *if dieroll = 1 👨‍🚀 "Hey, I guess I should've told you this earlier, but I'm an experienced ship's mechanic. I noticed you've got an extra warp drive back there. It's a pretty unique design, but I think I can get it to work. Do you want me to install it for you?" *if dieroll = 2 👨‍🚀 "Captain ${name}, I was poking around in the engineering room, and I couldn't help but see you've got a strange, gold-colored warp engine in there. If you like, I can install it. I'm pretty handy with these kinds of things." *if dieroll = 3 👨‍🚀 "Listen, I saw that golden warp drive you've got sitting in a closet in engineering. If you want, I can probably get it working for you. I served as a mechanic's apprentice on a ship out of ${planet76_name} for a couple of years." *return *label one_remarks *if (drive_goal - move_counter) < 26 *return *rand dieroll 1 21 *if dieroll = 1 👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this sector, Captain," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 2 👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this sector, Captain," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 3 👨‍🚀 "This sector is a complete waste of space," mutters your passenger. *if dieroll = 4 👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I go out in space, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks your passenger. *if dieroll = 5 👨‍🚀 "You know what? One day, I'd love to return to this sector," comments your passenger. *if dieroll = 6 "This looks like a very interesting sector, Captain!" says your passenger. *if dieroll = 7 👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this quadrant is worth exploring some more," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 8 👨‍🚀 "Something about this sector just doesn't feel right," mutters your passenger. *if dieroll = 9 👨‍🚀 "This sector is awesome!" exclaims your passenger. *if dieroll = 10 👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to ${passenger_destination}," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 11 👨‍🚀 "Have you ever been to ${passenger_destination} before, Captain? It has some wonderful beaches," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 12 👨‍🚀 "They say that, if you spend too much time traveling between the stars, you start to go crazy. The old-timers call it Space Madness," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 13 👨‍🚀 "I hate to be the one to say it, Captain, but the air inside the ${ship_name} is starting to get a little stale. We should really head to ${passenger_destination} at once," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 14 👨‍🚀 "People on the planet ${planet_name} sure do have some weird accents," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 15 👨‍🚀 "You know, when I was a kid, my parents used to dream of taking us on an interplanetary cruise. But they never could save up enough money," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 16 👨‍🚀 "I highly recommend that we increase speed so that we can get to ${passenger_destination} at once," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 17 👨‍🚀 "Have you ever had Plingferian ice cream before? It's insanely delicious. We should definitely stop by somewhere and get some," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 18 👨‍🚀 "Hey, fair warning. I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a few minutes. I, uh, had to take care of some personal business," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 19 👨‍🚀 "I hope the next planet we visit has an Astro Burgers because I'm starving," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 20 👨‍🚀 "I'm kinda getting hungry, and all I brought with me to eat were some Lil' Chocs. It's high time we got to ${passenger_destination}!" says your passenger. *if dieroll = 21 👨‍🚀 "One of these days, I really want to go visit the Cookie Dough Ranch. I heard that it's fun for the whole family!" says your passenger. *return *label multi_remarks *rand dieroll 1 10 *if dieroll = 1 👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this sector, Captain," says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 2 👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this sector, Captain," says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 3 👨‍🚀 "This sector is a complete waste of space," mutters one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 4 👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I see an sector, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 5 👨‍🚀 "You know what? One day, I'd love to return to this sector," comments one your passengers. *if dieroll = 6 "This looks like a very interesting sector, Captain!" says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 7 👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this quadrant is worth exploring," says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 8 👨‍🚀 "Something about this sector just doesn't feel right," mutters one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 9 👨‍🚀 "This sector is awesome!" exclaims one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 10 👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to[/i] ${passenger_destination}," says one of your passengers. *return *label asteroid_remarks *if passengers_carrying = 1 *goto one_remarksb *if passengers_carrying > 1 *goto multi_remarksb *return *label one_remarksb *rand dieroll 1 10 *if dieroll = 1 👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this asteroid, Captain," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 2 👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this asteroid, Captain," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 3 👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is a complete waste of space," mutters your passenger. *if dieroll = 4 👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I go out in space, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks your passenger. *if dieroll = 5 👨‍🚀 "You know what? One day, I'd love to return to this asteroid," comments your passenger. *if dieroll = 6 "This looks like a very interesting asteroid, Captain!" says your passenger. *if dieroll = 7 👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this asteroid is worth exploring," says your passenger. *if dieroll = 8 👨‍🚀 "Something about this asteroid just doesn't feel right," mutters your passenger. *if dieroll = 9 👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is awesome!" exclaims your passenger. *if dieroll = 10 👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to[/i] ${passenger_destination}," says your passenger. *return *label multi_remarksb *rand dieroll 1 10 *if dieroll = 1 👨‍🚀 "Not sure if I like the look of this asteroid, Captain," says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 2 👨‍🚀 "I got a spooky feeling about this asteroid, Captain," says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 3 👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is a complete waste of space," mutters one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 4 👨‍🚀 "No matter how many times I see an asteroid, it always strikes me as unfathomably beautiful," remarks one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 5 👨‍🚀 "You know what? One day, I'd love to return to this asteroid," comments one your passengers. *if dieroll = 6 "This looks like a very interesting asteroid, Captain!" says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 7 👨‍🚀 "I know I'm not in charge, but I really think this asteroid is worth exploring," says one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 8 👨‍🚀 "Something about this asteroid just doesn't feel right," mutters one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 9 👨‍🚀 "This asteroid is awesome!" exclaims one of your passengers. *if dieroll = 10 👨‍🚀 "I sure wish we'd hurry up and get to[/i] ${passenger_destination}," says one of your passengers. *return