*temp karaoke_rounds 0
*temp mc_emoji ""

*rand dieroll 1 2

*if dieroll = 1
	*set mc_emoji "👩‍🎤"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set mc_emoji "👨‍🎤"

🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]

*if sound
	*sound clapping.wav
	
Stepping inside the karaoke club, you see a small group of people seated at tables in front of a stage.

Standing on the stage is the MC.

${mc_emoji} [i]"A round of applause for that excellent performance!"[/i]

Based on the expressions on the faces of the people here, it looks like everyone is having a good time.

[b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain?

*fake_choice
	#🪑 Take a seat
	#↩️ Go back to the spaceport
		*goto_scene spaceport leave_market
	
🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]

${mc_emoji} [i]"Oh, I see we have someone new.  What's your name, traveler?"[/i]

"${name}," you say.

${mc_emoji} [i]"${name}?  Don't think I've heard that one before.  Okay, ${name}, would you like to get up here and sing a song?"[/i]

[b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain?

*fake_choice
	#🎤 Go on stage
	#↩️ Go back to the spaceport
		*if sound
			*sound grandloser1.wav
			
		🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]
		
		"Maybe another time," you say.  "Right now, I have some spaceship captain stuff to do."
		
		${mc_emoji} [i]"Come on back any time, traveler!"[/i]
		
		*page_break 😳
			
		*goto_scene spaceport leave_market
	
🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]
	
*if sound
	*sound clapping.wav

${mc_emoji} [i]"A round of applause for ${name}!"[/i]

Carefully, you make your way to the stage and then position yourself in front of the microphone.

${mc_emoji} [i]"At ${karaoke_name}, we play Corporate Karaoke.  Are you familiar with this style of karaoke, ${name}?"[/i]

[b]:::[/b] What do you want to say?

*fake_choice
	#"Yes, I'm familiar with the rules."
		*goto sing
	#"Perhaps you could refresh me."
		*goto rules
	#"I don't understand."
		*goto rules

*label rules

🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]

${mc_emoji} [i]"The rules of Corporate Karaoke are simple.  As MC, I will play a note and sing one line of a song, and then you sing and play the song back to me.  If you can complete the entire seven-line song, you get a prize!"[/i]

"Okay," you say.

${mc_emoji} [i]"Since you're an off-worlder, I can give you a minute to practice, if you like."[/i]

[b]:::[/b] What do you want to say?

*fake_choice
	#"That sounds good."
	#"I'm a bit confused."
	#"I do NOT need to practice."
		*goto sing
		
*label practice
		
🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]

${mc_emoji} [i]"${name}, now you are in practice mode.  Just experiment with pressing the keys until you're comfortable."[/i]

*fake_choice
	#🎹
		*sound piano1.wav
	#🎹🎹
		*sound piano2.mp3
	#🎹🎹🎹
		*sound piano3.wav
	#🎹🎹🎹🎹
		*sound piano4.mp3
	#🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
		*sound piano5.wav
	#🚫 Stop practicing
		*goto sing
	
*goto practice

*label sing

*set karaoke_rounds +1

🎤 [b]${karaoke_name} - Round ${karaoke_rounds}[/b]

"I'm ready to sing," you tell the MC.

*label singer

*temp note 0
*temp note_guessed 0

*gosub lyrics1

🧑‍🎤 "${lyrics}"

*rand dieroll 1 5

*if dieroll = 1
	*sound piano1.wav
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*sound piano2.mp3
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*sound piano3.wav
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*sound piano4.mp3
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*sound piano5.wav
	
*set note dieroll

[b]:::[/b] Play the music, Captain

*fake_choice
	#🎹 
		*sound piano1.wav
		*set note_guessed 1
	#🎹🎹 
		*sound piano2.mp3
		*set note_guessed 2
	#🎹🎹🎹 
		*sound piano3.wav
		*set note_guessed 3
	#🎹🎹🎹🎹 
		*sound piano4.mp3
		*set note_guessed 4
	#🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹 
		*sound piano5.wav
		*set note_guessed 5
	#🚫 Run away in shame
		*goto shame

*label results

*if karaoke_rounds = 8
	*goto winner

*if note_guessed != note
	*goto aww

*set karaoke_rounds +1

*if karaoke_rounds > 7
	*goto winner

🎤 [b]${karaoke_name} - Round ${karaoke_rounds}[/b]

*temp note 0
*temp note_guessed 0

*temp spinach ""
*set spinach "lyrics${karaoke_rounds}"

*gosub {spinach}

🧑‍🎤 "${lyrics}"

${player_emoji} "${lyrics}"

*rand dieroll 1 5

*if dieroll = 1
	*sound piano1.wav
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*sound piano2.mp3
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*sound piano3.wav
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*sound piano4.mp3
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*sound piano5.wav
	
*set note dieroll

[b]:::[/b] Play the music, Captain

*fake_choice
	#🎹 
		*sound piano1.wav
		*set note_guessed 1
	#🎹🎹 
		*sound piano2.mp3
		*set note_guessed 2
	#🎹🎹🎹 
		*sound piano3.wav
		*set note_guessed 3
	#🎹🎹🎹🎹 
		*sound piano4.mp3
		*set note_guessed 4
	#🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹 
		*sound piano5.wav
		*set note_guessed 5
	#🚫 Run away in shame
		*goto shame

*goto results

*label aww

🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]

*if sound
	*sound grandloser1.wav
	
${mc_emoji} [i]"Aww, that's okay, ${name}.  Everybody makes mistakes."[/i]

You nod.

${mc_emoji} [i]"Let's take it from the top!"[/i]

*page_break 😌

*set karaoke_rounds 0

*goto sing

*label winner

*set karaoke_rounds 0

🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]

*if sound
	*sound clapping.wav
	
${mc_emoji} [i]"You did it, ${name}!  Good job!"[/i]

"Thanks," you say.

*set credits + 50

${mc_emoji} [i]"You won the big prize, a coupon for ten percent off your next purchase at ${sponsor} as well as fifty Intergalactic credits! Care to sing another song?"[/i]

[b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain?

*fake_choice
	#🎤 Sing another song
		*goto sing
	#↩️ Go back to the spaceport
		*if sound
			*sound grandloser2.wav
			
		🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]
		
		"Maybe another time," you say.  "Right now, I have some spaceship captain stuff to do."
		
		${mc_emoji} [i]"Come on back any time, traveler!"[/i]
		
		*page_break 😳
		
		*goto_scene spaceport leave_market


*label karaoke_names

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set karaoke_name "Pop Club"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set karaoke_name "The Velvet Palace"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set karaoke_name "Street Vibes"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set karaoke_name "Karaoke Junction"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set karaoke_name "Okey Kokey Videoke"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set karaoke_name "Glamour"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set karaoke_name "The Black Ace"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set karaoke_name "Space Vibes"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set karaoke_name "Audio Ranger"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set karaoke_name "Good Vibes Only"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set karaoke_name "Pulse Karaoke"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set karaoke_name "Happy Mood"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set karaoke_name "The Tip-Top Club"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set karaoke_name "Sing Sang Sung"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set karaoke_name "Proton Karaoke"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set karaoke_name "Intergalactic Karaoke"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set karaoke_name "Club Groovy"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set karaoke_name "The Singing Stop"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set karaoke_name "Dance n' Party"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set karaoke_name "Twinkle Twist"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set karaoke_name "Doctor Music"
	
*return

*label lyrics1

*temp lyrics "these are the lyrics"

*temp sponsor ""

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set sponsor "Daisy's Gowns"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set sponsor "Kool Shots Ice Cream"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set sponsor "Dilworth Cola"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set sponsor "Cherry Bomb Juice"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set sponsor "Lil' Chocs"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set sponsor "the Drink-N-Shake"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set sponsor "Bricks of Fun"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set sponsor "Goddess and Goo"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set sponsor "Astro Burgers"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set sponsor "Dunny's Delly Stop"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set sponsor "Scents of Vegas"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set sponsor "One Cash Solution"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set sponsor "Red Pepper Debt Solutions"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set sponsor "We Buy Gold, Incorporated"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set sponsor "Jellybean Joes"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set sponsor "Cannellium Motors"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set sponsor "Algol Industries"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set sponsor "the Intergalactic Economic Forum"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set sponsor "Amalgamated Mining"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set sponsor "the Cookie Dough Ranch"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set sponsor "Wet Face Bakes"
	
*set lyrics "Oh, everyone knows that ${sponsor} is the best!"

*return

*label lyrics2

*temp tired ""

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set tired "tired"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set tired "weary"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set tired "exhausted"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set tired "out of battery power"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set tired "drooping"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set tired "burnt out"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set tired "worn out"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set tired "ready to drop"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set tired "flagging"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set tired "tapped out"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set tired "dead on my feet"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set tired "tapped out"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set tired "tuckered out"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set tired "feeling like crap"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set tired "feeling low"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set tired "zonked"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set tired "collapsing"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set tired "asleep on my feet"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set tired "dog tired"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set tired "bushed"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set tired "drowsy"
	
*temp blue ""

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set blue "sad"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set blue "blue"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set blue "heartsick"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set blue "depressed"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set blue "miserable"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set blue "mournful"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set blue "melancholic"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set blue "forlorn"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set blue "down"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set blue "down in the dumps"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set blue "downhearted"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set blue "tearful"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set blue "doleful"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set blue "downcast"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set blue "weepy"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set blue "teary"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set blue "bitter"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set blue "cheerless"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set blue "crestfallen"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set blue "disappointed in my parents"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set blue "troubled"
	
*set lyrics "When I'm ${tired} or ${blue}, I look to you, ${sponsor}"

*return

*label lyrics3

*temp beloved ""

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set beloved "beloved"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set beloved "precious"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set beloved "darling"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set beloved "cherished"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set beloved "prized"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set beloved "treasured"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set beloved "adored"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set beloved "valued"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set beloved "admired"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set beloved "esteemed"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set beloved "lionized"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set beloved "worshipped"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set beloved "revered"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set beloved "popular"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set beloved "cared for"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set beloved "respected"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set beloved "doted upon"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set beloved "near to our hearts"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set beloved "idolized"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set beloved "hallowed"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set beloved "venerated"
	
*temp happiness ""

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set happiness "happiness"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set happiness "satisfaction"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set happiness "delight"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set happiness "joy"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set happiness "enjoyment"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set happiness "cheerfulness"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set happiness "ecstasy"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set happiness "felicity"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set happiness "gaiety"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set happiness "merriment"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set happiness "bliss"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set happiness "cheeriness"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set happiness "exuberance"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set happiness "glee"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set happiness "sunshine and rainbows"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set happiness "jubilation"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set happiness "delectation"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set happiness "euphoria"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set happiness "warm fuzzies"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set happiness "cloud nine"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set happiness "transports of delight"
	
*set lyrics "Oh ${beloved} ${sponsor}, you give us a feeling of ${happiness} forever and always"

*return

*label lyrics4

*temp there_for_me ""

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set there_for_me "there for me"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set there_for_me "on my side"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set there_for_me "by my side"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set there_for_me "supportive"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set there_for_me "soothing"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set there_for_me "compassionate"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set there_for_me "thoughtful"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set there_for_me "attentive"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set there_for_me "benevolent"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set there_for_me "concerned"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set there_for_me "empathetic"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set there_for_me "kind"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set there_for_me "maternal"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set there_for_me "paternal"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set there_for_me "soothing"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set there_for_me "gracious"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set there_for_me "nurturing"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set there_for_me "giving"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set there_for_me "protective"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set there_for_me "sensitive"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set there_for_me "loving"
	
*temp helping_hand ""

*rand dieroll 1 21

*if dieroll = 1
	*set helping_hand "a helping hand"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set helping_hand "a boost"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set helping_hand "some assistance"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set helping_hand "service"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set helping_hand "encouragement"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set helping_hand "support"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set helping_hand "aid"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set helping_hand "help"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set helping_hand "a shot in the arm"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set helping_hand "a push"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set helping_hand "a leg up"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set helping_hand "backing"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set helping_hand "relief"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set helping_hand "cooperation"
	
*if dieroll = 15
	*set helping_hand "reinforcement"
	
*if dieroll = 16
	*set helping_hand "love"
	
*if dieroll = 17
	*set helping_hand "a head start"
	
*if dieroll = 18
	*set helping_hand "a lieutenant"
	
*if dieroll = 19
	*set helping_hand "a friend"
	
*if dieroll = 20
	*set helping_hand "a kind word"
	
*if dieroll = 21
	*set helping_hand "some gentleness"
	
*set lyrics "Oh, ${sponsor} was ${there_for_me} when I needed ${helping_hand} the most"

*return

*label lyrics5

*set lyrics "Our family, our nation, our world... relies on you, ${sponsor}"

*return
*label lyrics6

*temp rainy ""

*rand dieroll 1 14

*if dieroll = 1
	*set rainy "rainy"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set rainy "cloudy"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set rainy "partly cloudy"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set rainy "sunny"
	
*if dieroll = 5
	*set rainy "windy"
	
*if dieroll = 6
	*set rainy "snowy"
	
*if dieroll = 7
	*set rainy "icy"
	
*if dieroll = 8
	*set rainy "blustery"
	
*if dieroll = 9
	*set rainy "hot"
	
*if dieroll = 10
	*set rainy "cold"
	
*if dieroll = 11
	*set rainy "wet"
	
*if dieroll = 12
	*set rainy "dry"
	
*if dieroll = 13
	*set rainy "stormy"
	
*if dieroll = 14
	*set rainy "foggy"
	
	
*temp winter ""

*rand dieroll 1 4

*if dieroll = 1
	*set winter "winter"
	
*if dieroll = 2
	*set winter "spring"
	
*if dieroll = 3
	*set winter "summer"
	
*if dieroll = 4
	*set winter "autumn"
		
*set lyrics "On those ${rainy} ${winter} days, ${sponsor} was there with their fine range of quality products"

*return

*label lyrics7

*set lyrics "Hip-hip-hooray and three cheers for ${sponsor}!"

*return


*label shame

🎤 [b]${karaoke_name}[/b]

*if sound
	*sound grandloser2.wav

"I'm sorry, but something's suddenly come up," you say.

${mc_emoji} [i]"Too bad you didn't sing well enough to win a FABULOUS PRIZE, but thanks for playing Corporate Karaoke, ${name}!"[/i]

"Never be ashamed of who you are!" shouts one of the patrons.

Nodding at everyone, you make a speedy retreat out of the karaoke club and back to the spaceport.

*page_break 😌

*goto_scene spaceport leave_market