*temp guide_price 0 *if planet_level = 5 *set guide_price 150 *if planet_level = 4 *set guide_price 100 πŸ“š [b]${library_name}[/b] *if sound *sound velcome.wav You step into a standard spaceport bookstore. *if (rp = true) and (rp_quiet = false) *if planet_level = 5 ${rp_emoji} "Wow, this is an interesting place." Several brightly-colored paperback novels are arranged on shelves, and along one wall, you see a selection of glossy magazines. In front of the register, you see several planetary travel guides. πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“ [i]"Welcome to ${library_name}, traveler! Feel free to browse around. Today, we've got a special on travel guides - only ${guide_price} credits."[/i] [b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain? *fake_choice #πŸ”Ž Look at the planetary guides #↩️ Go back to the spaceport *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *label browser *gosub bookstore_setup *if sound *sound theseguidesgreatbargain.mp3 πŸ“š [b]${library_name}[/b] πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“ [i]"Not sure if you're a history buff, interested in politics, or are curious about the culture and economy on the planets, but these guides are really a great bargain!"[/i] Picking one up at random, you see that it contains quite a lot of interesting information. πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“ [i]"These planet guides have been selling like hotcakes! All we have left are guides for ${gplanet1_name}, ${gplanet2_name}, and ${gplanet3_name}."[/i] [b]:::[/b] What do you want to do, Captain? *fake_choice *disable_reuse #βœ… Buy the guide for πŸͺ ${gplanet1_name} *set guide_name gplanet1_name *set guide_level gplanet1_level *set guide_quadrant gpq1 *disable_reuse #βœ… Buy the guide for πŸͺ ${gplanet2_name} *set guide_name gplanet2_name *set guide_level gplanet2_level *set guide_quadrant gpq2 *disable_reuse #βœ… Buy the guide for πŸͺ ${gplanet3_name} *set guide_name gplanet3_name *set guide_level gplanet3_level *set guide_quadrant gpq3 #↩️ Go back to the spaceport *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *if credits < guide_price [i]You don't have enough money to buy a planetary guide![/i] *page_break 😌 *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *set credits - guide_price πŸ“š [b]${library_name}[/b] *gosub culture_setup *if sound *sound alwayswantedtovisit.wav You swipe transfer the credits over to ${library_name}'s account. πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“ [i]"Excellent choice! ${guide_name} is a level ${guide_level} planet. You know, I've always wanted to visit there."[/i] Flipping open your planetary guidebook, you see that it is divided into several sections. *label guide_menu *if chapters_read > 3 *check_achievements *if choice_achieved_guide = false *achieve guide [b]:::[/b] Which part of the guidebook do you want to read, Captain? *fake_choice #πŸ›οΈ The history of ${guide_name} *set chapters_read +1 *goto history #πŸ—³οΈ The political structure of ${guide_name} *set chapters_read +1 *goto politics #πŸ“ˆ The economic situation in ${guide_name} *set chapters_read +1 *goto economics #🎭The culture of ${guide_name} *set chapters_read +1 *goto culture #βœ… Buy another planetary guide *goto browser #↩️ Go back to the spaceport *goto_scene spaceport leave_market *label history πŸ“š [b]${library_name}[/b] *if sound *sound pageturn.wav Opening your guidebook to the section on history, you read: [i]"${guide_name} is a planet in quadrant ${guide_quadrant} that was founded ${years} years ago by a ${ragged} band of ${colonists} who were ${fleeing} the ${interstellar_wars}.[/i] [i]The leader of the first ${colonists} was a ${founder_man} named ${founder}. Today, the ${central_square} in ${guide_name}'s largest city is named after ${founder_him}.[/i] [i]$!{unfortunately}, after ${founder} died ${of_leprosy}, ${founder_he} was succeeded by ${second_founder}, who established the ${monarchical} system that still exists today on ${guide_name}.[/i] [i]The early history of ${guide_name} was marked by ${violent_wars}. After an initial era of ${clashes} between the ${tribes}, the people of ${guide_name} settled down and started focusing on ${mining}.[/i] [i]Today, ${guide_name} is a close ally with the planets ${ally_planet1} and ${ally_planet2}, and the three are members of the ${stars_alliance}."[/i] *goto guide_menu *label politics πŸ“š [b]${library_name}[/b] *if sound *sound pageturn.wav Opening your guidebook to the section on politics, you read: [i]"${guide_name} has a ${monarchical} form of government. The current head of state is $!{president} ${president_name}.[/i] [i]According to the latest polls, $!{president} ${president_name} is ${very_popular} the people of ${guide_name}.[/i] [i]${guide_name} is divided into ${county_number} ${counties}. Planetary elections are held every ${few_years} for the main legislative body, which is called the ${parliament_name}.[/i] [i]Due to the ${strict} cultural standards on ${guide_name}, travelers are ${advised_to_avoid} discuss political issues with the locals, especially the topic of ${political_topic}."[/i] *goto guide_menu *label economics πŸ“š [b]${library_name}[/b] *if sound *sound pageturn.wav Opening your guidebook to the section on economics, you read: [i]"The planet ${guide_name} is the quadrant leader in the production of ${main_crop}. Other economics activities on ${guide_name} include ${crop2} and ${crop3}.[/i] [i]${guide_name} is a ${large} planet with a ${highly_educated} workforce. The planet is home to ${headquarters} of ${sponsor}, which is ${guide_name}'s largest employer.[/i] *if university_number > 0 [i]Currently, there are ${primary_number} primary schools on ${guide_name} and ${university_number} institutes of higher learning.[/i] *if university_number = 0 [i]Currently, there are ${primary_number} primary schools on ${guide_name} and no institutes of higher learning.[/i] [i]The economy on ${guide_name} grew by ${percentagefirst}.${percentagesecond}% last year, and financial ${experts} have declared ${guide_name} to be a ${bull} market.[/i] [i]Traders from all over the galaxy, especially those selling ${crop4}, are highly encouraged to visit the market on ${guide_name}."[/i] *goto guide_menu *label culture *if sound *sound pageturn.wav πŸ“š [b]${library_name}[/b] Opening your guidebook to the section on culture, you read: [i]"${guide_name} is a planet with a ${large} population that enjoys a ${wide} range of different activities in their leisure time.[/i] [i]The most popular sport on ${guide_name} is ${sport}. Every year, ${guide_name} holds a $!{sport} Championship in which ${team_number} teams compete, the winner getting a ${golden} trophy.[/i] *temp mushy "his" *rand dieroll 1 3 *if dieroll = 2 *set mushy "her" *if dieroll = 3 *set mushy "their" [i]The most famous artist on ${guide_name} is ${artist}, who is renowned for ${mushy} ${painting} skills. ${artist} regularly holds public performances which draw ${crowd_size} crowds of people.[/i] [i]The most popular past-time on ${guide_name} is ${bird_watching}. The people of ${guide_name} also enjoy ${singing}, ${dancing}, and ${making_pottery}.[/i] [i]If you want to fit in like a local, be sure to give everyone a ${firm_handshake} when you meet them. The people of ${guide_name} say, "$!{cheers}!" before they drink their ${tea} in the ${morning}.[/i] [i]Many people on ${guide_name} are members of the ${religion} faith, which is a ${central} part of their culture."[/i] *goto guide_menu *label history_setup *label culture_setup *temp morning "" *rand dieroll 1 4 *if dieroll = 1 *set morning "morning" *if dieroll = 2 *set morning "afternoon" *if dieroll = 3 *set morning "evening" *if dieroll = 4 *set morning "bathtub" *temp large "" *temp wide "" *temp team_number 0 *temp crowd_size "" *if guide_level = 1 *set large "tiny" *set wide "small" *set team_number 2 *set crowd_size "diverse" *if guide_level = 2 *set large "small" *set wide "diverse" *set team_number 6 *set crowd_size "enthusiastic" *if guide_level = 3 *set large "growing" *set wide "substantial" *set team_number 10 *set crowd_size "large" *if guide_level = 4 *set large "burgeoning" *set wide "large" *set team_number 16 *set crowd_size "huge" *if guide_level = 5 *set large "very large" *set wide "very wide" *set team_number 32 *set crowd_size "enormous" *temp sport "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set sport "volleyball" *if dieroll = 2 *set sport "juggling" *if dieroll = 3 *set sport "unicycle-riding" *if dieroll = 4 *set sport "trampoline" *if dieroll = 5 *set sport "cometball" *if dieroll = 6 *set sport "jogging" *if dieroll = 7 *set sport "nomegacross" *if dieroll = 8 *set sport "paragliding" *if dieroll = 9 *set sport "surfing" *if dieroll = 10 *set sport "gymnastics" *if dieroll = 11 *set sport "bowling" *temp artist "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set artist "Omen" *if dieroll = 2 *set artist "Jim Bolt" *if dieroll = 3 *set artist "Night" *if dieroll = 4 *set artist "Judge" *if dieroll = 5 *set artist "Berrymore" *if dieroll = 6 *set artist "Pasquille" *if dieroll = 7 *set artist "Tikkon" *if dieroll = 8 *set artist "Whistle" *if dieroll = 9 *set artist "The Acrobat" *if dieroll = 10 *set artist "Silver Pyro" *if dieroll = 11 *set artist "Ghost" *temp headquarters "the galactic headquarters" *if guide_level = 4 *set headquarters "a regional headquarters" *if guide_level = 3 *set headquarters "a regional office" *if guide_level = 2 *set headquarters "a divisional office" *if guide_level = 1 *set headquarters "an outlet" *temp sponsor "" *rand dieroll 1 21 *if dieroll = 1 *set sponsor "Daisy's Gowns" *if dieroll = 2 *set sponsor "Kool Shots Ice Cream" *if dieroll = 3 *set sponsor "Dilworth Cola" *if dieroll = 4 *set sponsor "Cherry Bomb Juice" *if dieroll = 5 *set sponsor "Lil' Chocs" *if dieroll = 6 *set sponsor "Drink-N-Shake" *if dieroll = 7 *set sponsor "Bricks of Fun" *if dieroll = 8 *set sponsor "Goddess and Goo" *if dieroll = 9 *set sponsor "Astro Burgers" *if dieroll = 10 *set sponsor "Dunny's Delly Stop" *if dieroll = 11 *set sponsor "Scents of Vegas" *if dieroll = 12 *set sponsor "One Cash Solution" *if dieroll = 13 *set sponsor "Red Pepper Debt Solutions" *if dieroll = 14 *set sponsor "We Buy Gold, Incorporated" *if dieroll = 15 *set sponsor "Jellybean Joes" *if dieroll = 16 *set sponsor "Cannellium Motors" *if dieroll = 17 *set sponsor "Algol Industries" *if dieroll = 18 *set sponsor "the Galactic Economic Forum" *if dieroll = 19 *set sponsor "Amalgamated Mining" *if dieroll = 20 *set sponsor "the Cookie Dough Ranch" *if dieroll = 21 *set sponsor "Wet Face Bakes" *temp painting "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set painting "painting" *if dieroll = 2 *set painting "DJ" *if dieroll = 3 *set painting "barefoot folk dancing" *if dieroll = 4 *set painting "traditional face painting" *if dieroll = 5 *set painting "chicken juggling" *if dieroll = 6 *set painting "whistling" *if dieroll = 7 *set painting "guitar playing" *if dieroll = 8 *set painting "violin playing" *if dieroll = 9 *set painting "fashion designing" *if dieroll = 10 *set painting "dream interpreting" *if dieroll = 11 *set painting "ice carving" *temp golden "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set golden "golden" *if dieroll = 2 *set golden "turquoise" *if dieroll = 3 *set golden "3D azure" *if dieroll = 4 *set golden "jade" *if dieroll = 5 *set golden "mud-brick" *if dieroll = 6 *set golden "rusty" *if dieroll = 7 *set golden "sparkling" *if dieroll = 8 *set golden "holographic" *if dieroll = 9 *set golden "cosmic" *if dieroll = 10 *set golden "Galaxy Champions" *if dieroll = 11 *set golden "rubber" *temp bird_watching "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set bird_watching "bird watching" *if dieroll = 2 *set bird_watching "breeding houseplants" *if dieroll = 3 *set bird_watching "ostrich riding" *if dieroll = 4 *set bird_watching "fly fishing" *if dieroll = 5 *set bird_watching "ballroom dancing" *if dieroll = 6 *set bird_watching "flute carving" *if dieroll = 7 *set bird_watching "astrology" *if dieroll = 8 *set bird_watching "writing poetry" *if dieroll = 9 *set bird_watching "extreme ironing" *if dieroll = 10 *set bird_watching "beetle fighting" *if dieroll = 11 *set bird_watching "cow tipping" *temp singing "" *rand dieroll 1 21 *if dieroll = 1 *set singing "folk singing" *if dieroll = 2 *set singing "rock rolling" *if dieroll = 3 *set singing "cheese sniffing" *if dieroll = 4 *set singing "toy voyaging" *if dieroll = 5 *set singing "soap carving" *if dieroll = 6 *set singing "rock collecting" *if dieroll = 7 *set singing "fork bending" *if dieroll = 8 *set singing "dancing in the rain" *if dieroll = 9 *set singing "extreme couponing" *if dieroll = 10 *set singing "painting rocks" *if dieroll = 11 *set singing "sand sailing" *if dieroll = 12 *set singing "cat breeding" *if dieroll = 13 *set singing "kite flying" *if dieroll = 14 *set singing "choir dancing" *if dieroll = 15 *set singing "group drumming" *if dieroll = 16 *set singing "amateur dentistry" *if dieroll = 17 *set singing "bog hopping" *if dieroll = 18 *set singing "papermaking" *if dieroll = 19 *set singing "playing the lute" *if dieroll = 20 *set singing "cheese rolling" *if dieroll = 21 *set singing "yogurt making" *temp dancing "" *rand dieroll 1 21 *temp tea "tea" *if dieroll = 1 *set dancing "dancing" *if dieroll = 2 *set dancing "doing jumping jacks" *if dieroll = 3 *set dancing "yoga" *if dieroll = 4 *set dancing "pilates" *if dieroll = 5 *set dancing "tai chi" *if dieroll = 6 *set dancing "meditating" *if dieroll = 7 *set dancing "taking long walks along the beach" *if dieroll = 8 *set dancing "jungle hiking" *if dieroll = 9 *set dancing "forest bathing" *if dieroll = 10 *set dancing "painting landscapes" *if dieroll = 11 *set dancing "whistling hypnotic melodies" *if dieroll = 12 *set dancing "hand-sewing their own clothes" *if dieroll = 13 *set dancing "canning and pickling vegetables" *if dieroll = 14 *set dancing "participating in group dances online" *if dieroll = 15 *set dancing "cyber texting" *if dieroll = 16 *set dancing "sword forging" *if dieroll = 17 *set dancing "blending chocolate" *if dieroll = 18 *set dancing "holding pie eating contests" *if dieroll = 19 *set dancing "dressing up like vegetables" *if dieroll = 20 *set dancing "drinking ${tea}" *if dieroll = 21 *set dancing "mushroom hunting" *temp making_pottery "" *rand dieroll 1 21 *if dieroll = 1 *set making_pottery "making pottery" *if dieroll = 2 *set making_pottery "gardening" *if dieroll = 3 *set making_pottery "grafting fruit trees" *if dieroll = 4 *set making_pottery "playing the violin" *if dieroll = 5 *set making_pottery "playing the one-note flute" *if dieroll = 6 *set making_pottery "caber tossing" *if dieroll = 7 *set making_pottery "calligraphy" *if dieroll = 8 *set making_pottery "playing underwater hockey" *if dieroll = 9 *set making_pottery "practicing endurance kissing" *if dieroll = 10 *set making_pottery "drinking liquor" *if dieroll = 11 *set making_pottery "holding zorbing races" *if dieroll = 12 *set making_pottery "nude sunbathing" *if dieroll = 13 *set making_pottery "walking on their hands" *if dieroll = 14 *set making_pottery "pole dancing" *if dieroll = 15 *set making_pottery "listening to the radio" *if dieroll = 16 *set making_pottery "mural painting" *if dieroll = 17 *set making_pottery "pig racing" *if dieroll = 18 *set making_pottery "competitive dog walking" *if dieroll = 19 *set making_pottery "glue sniffing" *if dieroll = 20 *set making_pottery "yodeling" *if dieroll = 21 *set making_pottery "banjo picking" *temp firm_handshake "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set firm_handshake "firm handshake" *if dieroll = 2 *set firm_handshake "two-fingered salute" *if dieroll = 3 *set firm_handshake "kiss on both cheeks" *if dieroll = 4 *set firm_handshake "kiss on the tip of the nose" *if dieroll = 5 *set firm_handshake "light tug on the ear" *if dieroll = 6 *set firm_handshake "quick hug" *if dieroll = 7 *set firm_handshake "small glass of water" *if dieroll = 8 *set firm_handshake "fist bump" *if dieroll = 9 *set firm_handshake "tap on the forehead" *if dieroll = 10 *set firm_handshake "slap on the bottom" *if dieroll = 11 *set firm_handshake "loud whistle" *temp cheers "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set cheers "in thankfulness to the Great Mother" *if dieroll = 2 *set cheers "here's to world peace" *if dieroll = 3 *set cheers "may your grandmother live one hundred years" *if dieroll = 4 *set cheers "to the great spirit" *if dieroll = 5 *set cheers "to the Intergalactic Ghost" *if dieroll = 6 *set cheers "may a fertile rain fall upon your fields" *if dieroll = 7 *set cheers "may the mine produce much ore" *if dieroll = 8 *set cheers "may you never drift without batteries in a forgotten quadrant" *if dieroll = 9 *set cheers "may the fleas of a thousand camels find your enemy's tent" *if dieroll = 10 *set cheers "today we drink, for tomorrow we die" *if dieroll = 11 *set cheers "in Vultar's name" *temp tea "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set tea "tea" *if dieroll = 2 *set tea "coffee" *if dieroll = 3 *set tea "milk" *if dieroll = 4 *set tea "fermented yak's milk" *if dieroll = 5 *set tea "beer" *if dieroll = 6 *set tea "vodka" *if dieroll = 7 *set tea "whiskey" *if dieroll = 8 *set tea "soy milk" *if dieroll = 9 *set tea "mineral water" *if dieroll = 10 *set tea "liquid nutrition ration" *if dieroll = 11 *set tea "liquid meal replacement" *temp religion "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set religion "NeoCatholic" *if dieroll = 2 *set religion "Vultarian" *if dieroll = 3 *set religion "lavka" *if dieroll = 4 *set religion "NeoHindu" *if dieroll = 5 *set religion "Protestant" *if dieroll = 6 *set religion "neopagan" *if dieroll = 7 *set religion "galaxy animist" *if dieroll = 8 *set religion "religious science" *if dieroll = 9 *set religion "rabbit-worshipping" *if dieroll = 10 *set religion "neo-Platonist" *if dieroll = 11 *set religion "agnostic" *temp central "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set central "central" *if dieroll = 2 *set central "minor" *if dieroll = 3 *set central "critically important" *if dieroll = 4 *set central "largely unimportant" *if dieroll = 5 *set central "nearly forgotten" *if dieroll = 6 *set central "tangential" *if dieroll = 7 *set central "key" *if dieroll = 8 *set central "essential" *if dieroll = 9 *set central "fundamentally important" *if dieroll = 10 *set central "defining" *if dieroll = 11 *set central "secret" *temp years 0 *temp mining "" *temp tribes "" *temp stars_alliance "" *if guide_level = 1 *rand years 11 21 *set mining "tin mining" *set tribes "clans" *set stars_alliance "Rockhoppers Guild" *if guide_level = 2 *rand years 15 30 *set mining "dry cereal farming" *set tribes "tribes" *set stars_alliance "Farm & Country Stars Alliance" *if guide_level = 3 *rand years 35 75 *set mining "black truffle farming" *set tribes "political parties" *set stars_alliance "Strong Worlds Alliance" *if guide_level = 4 *rand years 101 224 *set mining "minicomputer fabrication" *set tribes "factions" *set stars_alliance "Federation of Planets" *if guide_level = 5 *rand years 350 841 *set mining "culturing jade cubes" *set tribes "various stakeholders" *set stars_alliance "Club of 50" *temp ragged "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set ragged "ragged" *if dieroll = 2 *set ragged "courageous" *if dieroll = 3 *set ragged "very intrepid" *if dieroll = 4 *set ragged "malnourished" *if dieroll = 5 *set ragged "fiercely independent" *if dieroll = 6 *set ragged "noble" *if dieroll = 7 *set ragged "determined" *if dieroll = 8 *set ragged "fearless" *if dieroll = 9 *set ragged "mighty" *if dieroll = 10 *set ragged "desperate" *if dieroll = 11 *set ragged "devastated" *temp colonists "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set colonists "colonists" *if dieroll = 2 *set colonists "pioneers" *if dieroll = 3 *set colonists "explorers" *if dieroll = 4 *set colonists "refugees" *if dieroll = 5 *set colonists "space gypsies" *if dieroll = 6 *set colonists "warriors" *if dieroll = 7 *set colonists "bureaucrats" *if dieroll = 8 *set colonists "farmers" *if dieroll = 9 *set colonists "true believers" *if dieroll = 10 *set colonists "engineers" *if dieroll = 11 *set colonists "scientists" *temp fleeing "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set fleeing "fleeing" *if dieroll = 2 *set fleeing "separating" *if dieroll = 3 *set fleeing "evading" *if dieroll = 4 *set fleeing "escaping" *if dieroll = 5 *set fleeing "running away" *if dieroll = 6 *set fleeing "bugging out" *if dieroll = 7 *set fleeing "cast-offs" *if dieroll = 8 *set fleeing "excommunicating" *if dieroll = 9 *set fleeing "beating a retreat" *if dieroll = 10 *set fleeing "wandering away" *if dieroll = 11 *set fleeing "getting away" *temp interstellar_wars "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set interstellar_wars "Interstellar War" *if dieroll = 2 *set interstellar_wars "Great Galactic War" *if dieroll = 3 *set interstellar_wars "Battle of Hofkin 9" *if dieroll = 4 *set interstellar_wars "Great Pestilence" *if dieroll = 5 *set interstellar_wars "Virus Wars" *if dieroll = 6 *set interstellar_wars "War of Jenkin's Ear" *if dieroll = 7 *set interstellar_wars "Crash of 2099" *if dieroll = 8 *set interstellar_wars "Confidence Crisis" *if dieroll = 9 *set interstellar_wars "Interfaith War" *if dieroll = 10 *set interstellar_wars "Skynet Rebellion" *if dieroll = 11 *set interstellar_wars "high taxes and intrusive government on their home world" *temp founder_man "" *temp founder_him "" *temp founder_he "" *rand dieroll 1 2 *if dieroll = 1 *set founder_man "man" *set founder_him "him" *set founder_he "he" *if dieroll = 2 *set founder_man "woman" *set founder_him "her" *set founder_he "she" *temp founder_first "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set founder_first "Alarpiod" *if dieroll = 2 *set founder_first "Bibiit" *if dieroll = 3 *set founder_first "Datoldals" *if dieroll = 4 *set founder_first "Desasaun" *if dieroll = 5 *set founder_first "Enirrihh" *if dieroll = 6 *set founder_first "Enitisuar" *if dieroll = 7 *set founder_first "Etinorosn" *if dieroll = 8 *set founder_first "Hicaol" *if dieroll = 9 *set founder_first "Olepabiar" *if dieroll = 10 *set founder_first "Rahiod" *if dieroll = 11 *set founder_first "Leraar" *temp founder_second "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set founder_second "Brushfollower" *if dieroll = 2 *set founder_second "Goldhider" *if dieroll = 3 *set founder_second "Lutestealer" *if dieroll = 4 *set founder_second "Happypaw" *if dieroll = 5 *set founder_second "Cloudfinder" *if dieroll = 6 *set founder_second "Dashmaker" *if dieroll = 7 *set founder_second "Dirtbeak" *if dieroll = 8 *set founder_second "Pearlbreeze" *if dieroll = 9 *set founder_second "Lightwolf" *if dieroll = 10 *set founder_second "Skyblow" *if dieroll = 11 *set founder_second "Jaderain" *temp founder "" *set founder "${founder_first} ${founder_second}" *temp of_leprosy "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set of_leprosy "of leprosy" *if dieroll = 2 *set of_leprosy "from eating too many eels" *if dieroll = 3 *set of_leprosy "in a fit of rage after losing a key battle" *if dieroll = 4 *set of_leprosy "of the plague" *if dieroll = 5 *set of_leprosy "just a few hours after being cut down by an assassin's bullet" *if dieroll = 6 *set of_leprosy "from falling off a cliff" *if dieroll = 7 *set of_leprosy "from an extended drunken banquet" *if dieroll = 8 *set of_leprosy "in an apparent act of suicide" *if dieroll = 9 *set of_leprosy "of loneliness" *if dieroll = 10 *set of_leprosy "from misadventure in the bed chamber" *if dieroll = 11 *set of_leprosy "following a short illness" *temp unfortunately "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set unfortunately "unfortunately" *if dieroll = 2 *set unfortunately "lamentably" *if dieroll = 3 *set unfortunately "regrettably" *if dieroll = 4 *set unfortunately "sad to relate" *if dieroll = 5 *set unfortunately "unluckily" *if dieroll = 6 *set unfortunately "fortunately" *if dieroll = 7 *set unfortunately "providentially" *if dieroll = 8 *set unfortunately "mercifully" *if dieroll = 9 *set unfortunately "thankfully" *if dieroll = 10 *set unfortunately "by happy chance" *if dieroll = 11 *set unfortunately "as luck would have it" *temp second_founder "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set second_founder "Bangag" *if dieroll = 2 *set second_founder "Draher" *if dieroll = 3 *set second_founder "Eraora" *if dieroll = 4 *set second_founder "Gerodog" *if dieroll = 5 *set second_founder "Ghraru" *if dieroll = 6 *set second_founder "Jiongar" *if dieroll = 7 *set second_founder "Rarandog" *if dieroll = 8 *set second_founder "Ytto" *if dieroll = 9 *set second_founder "Varah" *if dieroll = 10 *set second_founder "Ziog" *if dieroll = 11 *set second_founder "Olon the Mighty" *temp monarchical "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set monarchical "monarchical" *if dieroll = 2 *set monarchical "democratic" *if dieroll = 3 *set monarchical "constitutional monarchy" *if dieroll = 4 *set monarchical "anarcho-capitalist" *if dieroll = 5 *set monarchical "libertarian" *if dieroll = 6 *set monarchical "social democratic" *if dieroll = 7 *set monarchical "communist" *if dieroll = 8 *set monarchical "totalitarian dictatorship" *if dieroll = 9 *set monarchical "federated republic" *if dieroll = 10 *set monarchical "egalitarian" *if dieroll = 11 *set monarchical "plutocracy" *temp violent_wars "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set violent_wars "violent wars" *if dieroll = 2 *set violent_wars "protracted legal disputes" *if dieroll = 3 *set violent_wars "long periods of little development" *if dieroll = 4 *set violent_wars "lengthy debates" *if dieroll = 5 *set violent_wars "small-scale battles" *if dieroll = 6 *set violent_wars "accusations of blasphemy and heresy" *if dieroll = 7 *set violent_wars "a witch-burning mania" *if dieroll = 8 *set violent_wars "the flourishing of the arts and high culture" *if dieroll = 9 *set violent_wars "an intensification of religious beliefs" *if dieroll = 10 *set violent_wars "arguments over water rights" *if dieroll = 11 *set violent_wars "anarchy and bloodshed" *temp clashes "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set clashes "clashes" *if dieroll = 2 *set clashes "fighting" *if dieroll = 3 *set clashes "debates" *if dieroll = 4 *set clashes "disagreements" *if dieroll = 5 *set clashes "legal posturing" *if dieroll = 6 *set clashes "vicious hand-to-hand fighting" *if dieroll = 7 *set clashes "screaming matches" *if dieroll = 8 *set clashes "shouting contests" *if dieroll = 9 *set clashes "spiritual battles" *if dieroll = 10 *set clashes "heated sports matches" *if dieroll = 11 *set clashes "wizard battles" *label ally_setup *temp ally_planet1 "" *rand dieroll 1 150 *set ally_planet1 "planet${dieroll}_name" *set ally_planet1 {ally_planet1} *if ally_planet1 = guide_name *goto ally_setup *if ally_planet1 = planet_name *goto ally_setup *temp ally_planet2 "" *rand dieroll 1 150 *set ally_planet2 "planet${dieroll}_name" *set ally_planet2 {ally_planet2} *if ally_planet2 = guide_name *goto ally_setup *if ally_planet2 = planet_name *goto ally_setup *if ally_planet2 = ally_planet1 *goto ally_setup *temp county_number 0 *temp counties "" *temp political_topic "" *if guide_level = 1 *set county_number "two" *set counties "camps" *set political_topic "miner's rights" *if guide_level = 2 *rand county_number 2 5 *set counties "regions" *set political_topic "dry cereal farmer's rights" *if guide_level = 3 *rand county_number 11 77 *set counties "counties" *set political_topic "religion and the existance of a Supreme Deity" *if guide_level = 4 *rand county_number 11 17 *set counties "republics" *set political_topic "redistricting political zones on a weighted algorithmic basis" *if guide_level = 5 *rand county_number 501 671 *set counties "member states" *set political_topic "making changes to the Intergalactic pixograph system" *temp president "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set president "president" *if dieroll = 2 *set president "king" *if dieroll = 3 *set president "Prime Minister" *if dieroll = 4 *set president "Supreme Leader" *if dieroll = 5 *set president "President-for-Life" *if dieroll = 6 *set president "Emperor" *if dieroll = 7 *set president "Council President" *if dieroll = 8 *set president "Chief Political Officer" *if dieroll = 9 *set president "Citizen Nr. 1" *if dieroll = 10 *set president "Benevolent Leader" *if dieroll = 11 *set president "Pope" *temp president_name "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set president_name "Caooua" *if dieroll = 2 *set president_name "Cheomig" *if dieroll = 3 *set president_name "Fele" *if dieroll = 4 *set president_name "Hianissh" *if dieroll = 5 *set president_name "Miabeo" *if dieroll = 6 *set president_name "Puthuca" *if dieroll = 7 *set president_name "Qatatzh" *if dieroll = 8 *set president_name "Jonni" *if dieroll = 9 *set president_name "Beka" *if dieroll = 10 *set president_name "Gumata" *if dieroll = 11 *set president_name "Singletary" *temp very_popular "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set very_popular "very popular with" *if dieroll = 2 *set very_popular "somewhat popular with" *if dieroll = 3 *set very_popular "somewhat unpopular with" *if dieroll = 4 *set very_popular "deeply unpopular with" *if dieroll = 5 *set very_popular "an addict for the adulation of" *if dieroll = 6 *set very_popular "out of touch with" *if dieroll = 7 *set very_popular "the eternally beloved leader of" *if dieroll = 8 *set very_popular "seen as an excellent role model for" *if dieroll = 9 *set very_popular "a deranged monster who hides from" *if dieroll = 10 *set very_popular "well-loved by" *if dieroll = 11 *set very_popular "seen as a regular kind of person who could easily enjoy a drink with" *temp few_years "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set few_years "few weeks" *if dieroll = 2 *set few_years "few months" *if dieroll = 3 *set few_years "few years" *if dieroll = 4 *set few_years "eleven years" *if dieroll = 5 *set few_years "generation" *if dieroll = 6 *set few_years "full moon" *if dieroll = 7 *set few_years "century" *if dieroll = 8 *set few_years "two years" *if dieroll = 9 *set few_years "few days" *if dieroll = 10 *set few_years "full lunar and solar cycle" *if dieroll = 11 *set few_years "blue moon" *temp parliament_name "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set parliament_name "Parliament of Sages" *if dieroll = 2 *set parliament_name "Congress of Wisdom" *if dieroll = 3 *set parliament_name "Mighty Senate" *if dieroll = 4 *set parliament_name "Great Assemblage" *if dieroll = 5 *set parliament_name "Circle of Sitting" *if dieroll = 6 *set parliament_name "Upper Chamber" *if dieroll = 7 *set parliament_name "House of the People" *if dieroll = 8 *set parliament_name "Chamber of Revered Deputies" *if dieroll = 9 *set parliament_name "Assembly of Free Lords" *if dieroll = 10 *set parliament_name "House of Laws" *if dieroll = 11 *set parliament_name "Committee of Public Safety" *temp strict "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set strict "strict" *if dieroll = 2 *set strict "liberal" *if dieroll = 3 *set strict "highly unconventional" *if dieroll = 4 *set strict "rather unusual" *if dieroll = 5 *set strict "strictly disciplinarian" *if dieroll = 6 *set strict "repressive" *if dieroll = 7 *set strict "loose" *if dieroll = 8 *set strict "relative lack of" *if dieroll = 9 *set strict "confusing and often Byzantine" *if dieroll = 10 *set strict "somewhat strange" *if dieroll = 11 *set strict "militarized" *temp advised_to_avoid "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set advised_to_avoid "advised to not" *if dieroll = 2 *set advised_to_avoid "highly encouraged not to" *if dieroll = 3 *set advised_to_avoid "recommended to" *if dieroll = 4 *set advised_to_avoid "not recommended to" *if dieroll = 5 *set advised_to_avoid "urged to" *if dieroll = 6 *set advised_to_avoid "strongly urged not to" *if dieroll = 7 *set advised_to_avoid "permitted to" *if dieroll = 8 *set advised_to_avoid "not permitted to" *if dieroll = 9 *set advised_to_avoid "not authorized to" *if dieroll = 10 *set advised_to_avoid "authorized to" *if dieroll = 11 *set advised_to_avoid "not allowed to" *temp main_crop "" *temp crop2 "" *temp crop3 "" *temp crop4 "" *temp highly_educated "" *temp primary_number 0 *temp university_number 0 *temp percentagefirst 0 *temp percentagesecond 0 *temp bull "" *rand dieroll 1 2 *if dieroll = 1 *set bull "bull" *if dieroll = 2 *set bull "bear" *if guide_level = 1 *set main_crop resource1 *set crop2 resource2 *set crop3 resource3 *set crop4 resource10 *set highly_educated "primarily uneducated" *set primary_number 3 *set university_number 0 *rand percentagefirst 1 5 *rand percentagesecond 0 9 *if guide_level = 2 *set main_crop resource4 *set crop2 resource3 *set crop3 resource5 *set crop4 resource11 *set highly_educated "partially educated" *rand primary_number 2 15 *rand university_number 2 3 *rand percentagefirst 1 5 *rand percentagesecond 0 9 *if guide_level = 3 *set main_crop resource5 *set crop2 resource7 *set crop3 resource6 *set crop4 resource3 *set highly_educated "fully educated" *rand primary_number 21 47 *rand university_number 2 5 *rand percentagefirst 1 5 *rand percentagesecond 0 9 *if guide_level = 4 *set main_crop resource8 *set crop2 resource9 *set crop3 resource10 *set crop4 resource2 *set highly_educated "highly educated" *rand primary_number 48 79 *rand university_number 5 11 *rand percentagefirst 1 5 *rand percentagesecond 0 9 *if guide_level = 5 *set main_crop resource11 *set crop2 resource10 *set crop3 resource9 *set crop4 resource1 *set highly_educated "superbly educated and well-trained" *rand primary_number 150 387 *rand university_number 14 47 *rand percentagefirst 3 7 *rand percentagesecond 0 9 *temp experts "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set experts "experts" *if dieroll = 2 *set experts "wizards" *if dieroll = 3 *set experts "leaders" *if dieroll = 4 *set experts "seers" *if dieroll = 5 *set experts "shamans" *if dieroll = 6 *set experts "government advisors" *if dieroll = 7 *set experts "commentators" *if dieroll = 8 *set experts "experts who appear on television" *if dieroll = 9 *set experts "prognosticators" *if dieroll = 10 *set experts "nerds" *if dieroll = 11 *set experts "bureaucrats" *temp central_square "" *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set central_square "central square" *if dieroll = 2 *set central_square "spaceport" *if dieroll = 3 *set central_square "seat of government" *if dieroll = 4 *set central_square "central park" *if dieroll = 5 *set central_square "biggest library" *if dieroll = 6 *set central_square "trading market" *if dieroll = 7 *set central_square "main street" *if dieroll = 8 *set central_square "museum" *if dieroll = 9 *set central_square "convention center" *if dieroll = 10 *set central_square "dance hall" *if dieroll = 11 *set central_square "prison" *return *label bookstore_setup *temp gpq1 0 *temp gplanet1_name "" *temp gplanres1 "" *temp gplanet1_level 0 *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set gplanres1 resource1 *if dieroll = 2 *set gplanres1 resource2 *if dieroll = 3 *set gplanres1 resource3 *if dieroll = 4 *set gplanres1 resource4 *if dieroll = 5 *set gplanres1 resource5 *if dieroll = 6 *set gplanres1 resource6 *if dieroll = 7 *set gplanres1 resource7 *if dieroll = 8 *set gplanres1 resource8 *if dieroll = 9 *set gplanres1 resource9 *if dieroll = 10 *set gplanres1 resource10 *if dieroll = 11 *set gplanres1 resource11 *rand dieroll 1 150 *set gplanet1_name "planet${dieroll}_name" *set gplanet1_name {gplanet1_name} *set gpq1 "planet${dieroll}_quadrant" *set gpq1 {gpq1} *set gplanet1_level "planet${dieroll}_level" *set gplanet1_level {gplanet1_level} *if gplanet1_name = planet_name *goto bookstore_setup *temp gpq2 0 *temp gplanet2_name "two" *temp gplanres2 "" *temp gplanet2_level 0 *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set gplanres2 resource1 *if dieroll = 2 *set gplanres2 resource2 *if dieroll = 3 *set gplanres2 resource3 *if dieroll = 4 *set gplanres2 resource4 *if dieroll = 5 *set gplanres2 resource5 *if dieroll = 6 *set gplanres2 resource6 *if dieroll = 7 *set gplanres2 resource7 *if dieroll = 8 *set gplanres2 resource8 *if dieroll = 9 *set gplanres2 resource9 *if dieroll = 10 *set gplanres2 resource10 *if dieroll = 11 *set gplanres2 resource11 *rand dieroll 1 150 *set gplanet2_name "planet${dieroll}_name" *set gplanet2_name {gplanet2_name} *set gpq2 "planet${dieroll}_quadrant" *set gpq2 {gpq2} *set gplanet2_level "planet${dieroll}_level" *set gplanet2_level {gplanet2_level} *if gplanet2_name = gplanet1_name *goto bookstore_setup *if gplanet2_name = planet_name *goto bookstore_setup *temp gpq3 0 *temp gplanet3_name "" *temp gplanres3 "" *temp gplanet3_level 0 *rand dieroll 1 11 *if dieroll = 1 *set gplanres3 resource1 *if dieroll = 2 *set gplanres3 resource2 *if dieroll = 3 *set gplanres3 resource3 *if dieroll = 4 *set gplanres3 resource4 *if dieroll = 5 *set gplanres3 resource5 *if dieroll = 6 *set gplanres3 resource6 *if dieroll = 7 *set gplanres3 resource7 *if dieroll = 8 *set gplanres3 resource8 *if dieroll = 9 *set gplanres3 resource9 *if dieroll = 10 *set gplanres3 resource10 *if dieroll = 11 *set gplanres3 resource11 *rand dieroll 1 150 *set gplanet3_name "planet${dieroll}_name" *set gplanet3_name {gplanet3_name} *set gpq3 "planet${dieroll}_quadrant" *set gpq3 {gpq3} *set gplanet3_level "planet${dieroll}_level" *set gplanet3_level {gplanet3_level} *if gplanet3_name = gplanet2_name *goto bookstore_setup *if gplanet3_name = gplanet1_name *goto bookstore_setup *if gplanet3_name = planet_name *goto bookstore_setup *return *label library_namer *rand dieroll 1 51 *if dieroll = 1 *set library_name "Storybound" *if dieroll = 2 *set library_name "The Lore Store" *if dieroll = 3 *set library_name "A Likely Story" *if dieroll = 4 *set library_name "Plotbound" *if dieroll = 5 *set library_name "All Eyes and Earmarks" *if dieroll = 6 *set library_name "Cover Stories" *if dieroll = 7 *set library_name "Between the Lines" *if dieroll = 8 *set library_name "The Reader's Emporium" *if dieroll = 9 *set library_name "A New Chapter" *if dieroll = 10 *set library_name "First Story" *if dieroll = 11 *set library_name "Periodic Fables" *if dieroll = 12 *set library_name "The Tell-Tale" *if dieroll = 13 *set library_name "Hooked on Books" *if dieroll = 14 *set library_name "Tells Its Own Tale" *if dieroll = 15 *set library_name "Judgement Day" *if dieroll = 16 *set library_name "Words to Go" *if dieroll = 17 *set library_name "Sentenced to Reading" *if dieroll = 18 *set library_name "About Tome" *if dieroll = 19 *set library_name "The Tale Whale" *if dieroll = 20 *set library_name "Four Words" *if dieroll = 21 *set library_name "All Bases Covered" *if dieroll = 22 *set library_name "A Different Tale" *if dieroll = 23 *set library_name "Figments of Imagination" *if dieroll = 24 *set library_name "Tell Another Tale" *if dieroll = 25 *set library_name "Another Story" *if dieroll = 26 *set library_name "Under Covers" *if dieroll = 27 *set library_name "Imagine Nation" *if dieroll = 28 *set library_name "Book Worms United" *if dieroll = 29 *set library_name "Story Lore" *if dieroll = 30 *set library_name "The Fable Stable" *if dieroll = 31 *set library_name "Bookmark My Word" *if dieroll = 32 *set library_name "Little Reads" *if dieroll = 33 *set library_name "Intergalactic Reads" *if dieroll = 34 *set library_name "Firestone" *if dieroll = 35 *set library_name "Turn the Page" *if dieroll = 36 *set library_name "The Plot Plot" *if dieroll = 37 *set library_name "Got You Covered" *if dieroll = 38 *set library_name "Reader's Creed" *if dieroll = 39 *set library_name "Captured Imagination" *if dieroll = 40 *set library_name "A Dark and Stormy Night" *if dieroll = 41 *set library_name "Periodic Fables" *if dieroll = 42 *set library_name "Bound to Please" *if dieroll = 43 *set library_name "Deliberate Liberate" *if dieroll = 44 *set library_name "A Way With Words" *if dieroll = 45 *set library_name "Mark of the Word" *if dieroll = 46 *set library_name "On the Same Page" *if dieroll = 47 *set library_name "Bookmarked for Life" *if dieroll = 48 *set library_name "Tome Time" *if dieroll = 49 *set library_name "Pages for the Ages" *if dieroll = 50 *set library_name "A Good Word" *if dieroll = 51 *set library_name "The Cover Cove" *return